I Trick Even the Lames to Stand Up for Me

There is no self-study on Saturday night, and it is usually free activities. Some students will go to the library to read books, and some simply stay in the dormitory. Gu Ye goes home after dinner in the cafeteria. Zhao Pengyu and Xia Xiang also follow. It's called "Warm House", and I actually want to come and relax.

Zhao Pengyu turned on the TV, lay down on the sofa, and sighed from the soul: "Shu Tan! Why didn't I ask my dad to buy me a house? Are there any vacant houses around you? We are neighbors."

Gu Ye took out the fruit from the refrigerator, and when Zhao Pengyu turned his head, he found that the fruit plate had floated to the kitchen by itself, "Damn it! Gu Ye, what did you raise at home?!"

Xia Xiang took the remote control, and said while looking for a movie: "There is a beautiful sister, you met in the haunted house."

"Oh, that sister, draw that!" Zhao Pengyu immediately became less nervous, Hongdou came over with a fruit plate, Zhao Pengyu quickly took it, and politely said: "Thank you sister!"

The corner of Gu Ye's mouth twitched, this guy has a big heart!

Xia Xiang saw a shadow flashing past the study, raised his eyebrows, put down the remote control in his hand, and walked towards the study. It was really strange to find such a thing in Gu Ye's home.

As a result, he didn't see anything strange in the study room, but he saw Gu Ye's paintings on the wall and a few flamboyant characters. After seeing what was written on them, Xia Xiang couldn't help laughing, "Gu Ye, where did you come from?" The master who came here, can write this kind of characters for you, is he crazy?"

Gu Ye sat on the sofa and ate grapes, "It took a lot of effort to get it, isn't it handsome?"

Xia Xiang didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Yes, yes, you're so handsome, it's a waste of good words to write you such words."

Gu Ye rolled his eyes, "You don't understand the true meaning of appreciation."

Zhao Pengyu sat up and ran over curiously: "What? Let me see!"

Gu Ye paused when he ate the grapes, put them down quickly when they reached his mouth, and chased after Zhao Pengyu, "It's nothing to look at! Don't look at it!"

"Why can't I watch?" Zhao Pengyu became more curious the more he was forbidden to watch, and ran to the door quickly. Gu Ye felt a little bit of shame in his heart, feeling ashamed that his underground love affair would be exposed, "Girl! Your uncle is here! Get up and say hello !"

Following Gu Ye's words, Lingling, who was sitting on the bookshelf perfectly playing the role of a doll, suddenly stood up.

Zhao Pengyu, who just ran to the door, was so frightened that he jumped more than one meter high, and he was scared out before he went in, "Mother! What the hell?!"

Gu Ye chased after her, hugged Lingling, and introduced solemnly: "Don't be afraid! This is my adopted daughter."

Zhao Pengyu looked horrified, "Why is she moving!?"

"Because she absorbed a lot of resentment and produced spiritual consciousness, her IQ is only two or three years old, and she is learning to speak now, Lingling, please say hello to uncle."

Lingling was very obedient, and stretched out her little hand to Zhao Pengyu, "Hello, Uncle."

Zhao Pengyu waved his hands bravely, "You, you are also good."

Gu Ye quietly breathed a sigh of relief, pulled Xia Xiang out, closed the door of the study, and asked the two of them, "Have you prepared a meeting ceremony for the child as uncles?"

Both of them twitched their lips and shook their heads, "Next time."

Gu Ye put Lingling in Zhao Pengyu's arms, "Then you can hug her."

Zhao Pengyu was terrified of this kind of doll that could move and talk on its own, and it was painful to hold it.

Gu Ye told him seriously: "Don't worry, she won't hurt anyone."

Zhao Pengyu felt that Lingling's skin was not like those dolls sold in the market, but really human-like, and was a little surprised.

Gu Ye said solemnly: "Her skin is made of human skin."

"Mom!" Zhao Pengyu was so frightened that his face turned pale, "Girl give you back! Hurry up and hug her!"

Gu Ye regretted, "It's rare for someone to come from home, and you are so cold, Lingling should go and play with Auntie Hongdou."

Zhao Pengyu looked up like he had seen a ghost, and looked around, afraid that there were people out of his sight.

Xia Xiang was used to this kind of thing, but he was slightly surprised, looking at Gu Ye with complicated eyes, he saw the signature of that word.Gu Ye is the head of the family, so what he said inevitably made people think too much.

Gu Ye smiled and didn't explain anything.Xia Xiang is not a talkative person either, he pretended not to know anything, picked up the remote control and continued looking for movies.

"Let's stop watching TV, let's play games." Zhao Pengyu wanted to find something to do, and didn't dare to look at the human skin dolls wandering around the house.Especially the doll looked at him resentfully, as if looking for a chance to get close to him.

"Let's fight," Gu Ye lazily lay on the sofa, and Xia Xiang also took out his mobile phone, "Eat chicken or be king?"

"Let's be the king." Gu Ye said: "Eating chicken requires concentration and fatigue."

The three of them turned on the TV and logged into the game. They played until after ten o'clock. Gu Ye looked at his watch, "The last game, you two will go back to school after the game. I will play mage and take out my little fox."

Zhao Pengyu laughed, "Most foxes are played by little girls."

Gu Ye said indifferently: "It doesn't matter, this is the best operation, I am lazy, my skills are two or three, I will run after I finish."

"Why is there another mage? There is already a mage, change to another one on the fourth floor."

"It's okay, I'm going to tank, Gu Ye will go with me on the road, and let him in the middle."

Gu Ye moved to Xia Xiang's side, "Brother protect me!"

"Okay~ Brother will always stand in front of you!"

Zhao Pengyu was disgusted, "You two are enough! I play assassin, take out my monkey."

Xia Xiang is also a scheming man, he plays games like a routine, like a little military strategist, he always thinks one step ahead of his opponent, predicts the opponent's thoughts, and kills the opponent's shooter as soon as he comes up. leaves.The opposite shooter is a vengeful: Fox, you are dead!

Gu Ye flicked his tail and ran away: Oh.

Opposite Lu Ban: Team battles can be lost, but Daji must die!

Zhuge Liang: Good.

Ake: All right!

Zhao Pengyu: "They also formed a team."

Xia Xiang smiled: "Three rows against three rows, no surprise."

Zhao Pengyu: My big stick is already hungry and thirsty!

Opposite Lu Ban: Then you come and hit me, you lose if you can’t hit Dad.

Gu Ye: Monkey, don't touch my Luban!

Xia Xiang: It's my Luban!

Zhao Pengyu: Nonsense!Luban belongs to all of us!

The teammates were all amused, this is a typical experience of eating Luban, Xia Xiang squatted in the grass with a smile, and called Gu Ye: "Come, squat here."

Gu Ye was already sleepy, he yawned, he didn't move his mind, and ran with Xia Xiang the whole time, no matter who came, he just threw a set of skills at him, and ran away after the fight.In the end, Gu Ye happily took nineteen heads.After this round, Lu Ban on the other side has been convinced, Jia Gu Ye's friend: Sister take me to fly~~

"Pfft!" Gu Ye was amused, this person is more heartless than Zhao Pengyu.

"Stop playing, let's go!" Zhao Pengyu took the bicycle key that Gu Ye put on the table, "Withdraw!"

Gu Ye disliked it, this stinky shameless person!

Probably because he was having fun playing games, after Gu Ye fell asleep, he was dreaming of Lu Ban in seconds.A set of skills can be killed in seconds in two or three in one, and the process of seconds is particularly enjoyable.In seconds, Gu Ye realized that Lu Ban had changed.

It still looks like short legs, but its face has turned into a baby face made of low-quality leather glue, a pair of blood-red eyeballs, with blood and tears streaming from the corners of the eyes, a few large freckles on its cheeks, a small nose, and a small mouth. It's very big, and it's a weird grin.It was wearing a shabby black suit, carrying a red thread in its hand, and walked towards Gu Ye step by step.

Gu Ye raised his eyebrows, and said to himself, I'll go, I can't beat him and dare to scare him!Beating such a ghost is like beating my third grandson. Who gave you the courage to scare me like this?

Gu Ye flicked his big tail, and ran towards the opponent, sticking to his face was a set of skills, and sent the opponent back to his hometown directly!

"Heh!" Gu Ye sneered and crossed half the canyon, blocking the door of the other party's house, waiting for the other party's resurrection.

That grimace "Luban" probably didn't expect to be caught as soon as he appeared on the stage. Holding a red rope and looking at his hand in a dazed expression, he subconsciously came out to look for Gu Ye. A big fox came out and whipped it to death with one tail.

Finally revived again, Guiwa held her face in horror, "This is... the dream of a mystic master!"

Gu Ye was squatting in the grass, and as soon as the ghost baby-like "Lu Ban" came out, he would use a set of skills to send it back to his hometown, and even flashed over to kill him.Killing and killing, Gu Ye discovered the fun, played hide-and-seek with the other party in the canyon, killed the other party in fancy ways, killed the other party more than 100 times in one night, scared the other party to collapse and cry.

Waking up in the morning, Gu Ye felt refreshed, thinking about that dream made him happy, "This game is poisonous!" Gu Ye patted his face, he usually doesn't dream, but he never thought he would dream of playing games, but Lu Ban became a ghost baby, and It's so funny.

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In a dark room with all the curtains drawn, a ghost baby sat on the offering table and broke down crying, "I don't want to do this task anymore! I can't take it anymore! He's a mystic! His spiritual power is too high, I lured him into the dream, but he dominated my dream! He kept killing me! I hid at home and didn’t go out, and he jumped in and killed me! I hid in the grass, and he could find me too! Killed in the dream Hit me more than 100 times!"

"Come on, we've already taken money from other people. How can we not do things with the money? Didn't we make an agreement when you came back with me? To fulfill other people's wishes, we should be a good ghost." Beside the altar table, a The man squatted there coaxing, "If you want to catch him by surprise, take advantage of his unpreparedness, just pull a red thread, you can do it."

"I'm not going!" The little devil cried heart-rendingly, the skin on the top of his head was twitching in a hurry, his brain seemed to break through the wound sutured with thread, he looked very frightening, and advised his man to go quietly Backed up a little bit, bit the bullet and coaxed: "You try again, if it succeeds, I will buy you five catties of lollipops."

Facing his favorite candy, the little ghost compared it with Gu Ye's horror, without any hesitation, "I choose to commit suicide!"

The man frowned, already a little impatient, and just about to get angry, the person sitting in the corner watching the computer said: "That girl came to ask when her wish will come true."

The man turned cold, and said with a sneer, "Tell her that she is not sincere, God should not, and then ask her for 3000 yuan in incense money, use psychological hints to fool her, and finally let her take out a loan."

After a flicker, Li Jiatong was at a loss, feeling that she had lost hope in life.She has no money, and all her money is earned by her summer job. She wants to take revenge, but she doesn't even have the capital to do so.She was lying on the bed, looking at the chat records on the phone with blank eyes, unable to cry.Li Jiatong didn't understand, how could her life be so hard?Her eyes are getting darker, more gloomy, and more paranoid, she is just not convinced, why is God so partial?

The roommate who had already woken up passed her bed after washing his face, and was taken aback by her staring eyes, "Li Jiatong, what... are you thinking?"

Li Jiatong didn't respond, and sat up blankly. At this time, a message came from the mobile phone: If you need money urgently, I will introduce you to a friend. No guarantee is required. The money will be received within 10 minutes. You can borrow [-]. .

Li Jiatong's eyes lit up. She borrowed [-] yuan to teach elementary school students every day, and distribute leaflets on Saturdays and Sundays. She will definitely pay it back in a month.

She didn't think too much about it, she had been fooled by the messenger of the true god and jumped into this pit completely, and she went to borrow 3000 yuan without any doubt, and donated all of it to the true god as incense money.

After receiving the money over there, I replied to her: Enough sincerity, the true god will fulfill your wish.

Holding the phone, Li Jiatong secretly told herself that she must make all those who look down on her pay the price, and make everyone look up to her with admiration!She looked at herself in the mirror, the corners of her mouth gradually turned up, her eyes became more and more ruthless, she wanted to smile and watch those people die!

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Gu Ye ate steamed buns at the breakfast shop at the gate of the community, drank a bowl of soy milk, and strolled to school.On the way, I saw a young and beautiful woman running over in a panic, chasing after a few old men.

Gu Ye raised his eyebrows, thinking that all robbers are so bold now?Dare to chase and run in broad daylight.He followed up worriedly, and heard the man ask, "When will you pay back the money you owe?"

Gu Ye paused, asking for debt?

The woman said angrily: "I have already paid back the money!"

"What you paid back was the principal, and the interest hasn't been paid yet. If you don't pay back the money, do you want your boyfriend to know?"

"As far as your dirty mind is concerned, do you think he is willing to be with you? If you don't pay back the money, tell him what you did."

The woman broke down and said: "I paid it back! I paid it back three times! Why do you keep chasing me?"

Gu Ye frowned, usury?

"Stop talking nonsense! Pay back the money, and if you don't pay back the money, I'll dig out your eyeballs and sell them!" The leading man pushed the woman against the wall and tugged at her. Gu Ye let out a "tsk" and walked forward two step, "Hey! What are you doing? I'm going to call the police!"

A few debt collectors saw that someone had discovered it, and pointed to the woman, "You can do it yourself! Brothers, let's go!"

The woman glanced at Gu Ye, covered her face with her bag in panic, and ran away.

Gu Ye blinked, is he so scary?

In the afternoon, Gu Ye knew why this woman avoided him. When he went to the library in the afternoon, he saw that woman again, who was actually a senior from his school.At this time, she was with a boy, and another girl pointed her nose and scolded her: "You are a third party who destroys other people's feelings! Little San! Gao Ping! Our relationship has always been good, why did you suddenly break up with me? Why did you suddenly break up with me? Is she together? Didn't you hate her the most before? You said she loved vanity, affectation, and hypocrisy, but now, you open your eyes and see, who is the person standing by your side?!"

There were many students around watching, and everyone was talking, "It is said that the senior and the senior sister who cursed were a couple before. They have been together for three years and have always had a good relationship. That woman has been unrequitedly in love. I don't know why. A few days ago, the man suddenly broke up with his girlfriend and got together with this woman."

"What the hell? You're in a good relationship and you broke up suddenly? Are you bewitched?"

"I don't know, scumbag! Maybe he hooked up with that woman a long time ago."

"It's disgusting, I'm on two boats!"

The man had a painful expression on his face, standing between the two women, seeing his ex-girlfriend so sad, he wanted to go forward to comfort him, he walked two steps and looked at the girlfriend behind him, completely unaware of what he could do.

Gu Ye looked at the farce with cold eyes, a little puzzled, "It's so strange."

Xia Xiang looked at this scene with disgust, "What's so strange?"

"Did you see the red thread on them?"

Xia Xiang laughed, "I can only see that, I can't see anything mysterious."

Gu Ye frowned puzzled, "Obviously he and she are a destined couple, what tied him and her together?"

Xia Xiang was stunned, completely unable to understand what Gu Ye was saying.

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At night, Gu Ye set up an apparition array at home, with spells pasted on the doors and windows, so that he would be able to detect whenever something came in.Gu Ye was very concerned about why that little ghost came to his dream, and his intuition told him that there was a problem.

In the middle of the night, while Gu Ye was falling asleep, that kid really came again.The master promised to let him possess him after finishing the work, so that he could go out and play freely, but the little ghost couldn't resist the temptation and came anyway.

He tentatively leaned against the window, watched Gu Ye lying motionless on the bed, made sure he was asleep, and then crept in.The last time he wanted to pull Gu Ye into his dream and control Gu Ye, he didn't expect to be killed. This time he didn't dare to contact Gu Ye mentally, so he decided to secretly tie a red thread and run away.

He quietly crept in through the window, not noticing that his foot prints had clearly landed on the window sill. At the same time, Gu Ye quietly opened his eyes.

The puppet doll lying on the pillow turned its eyes to the side, staring at the ghost doll who had come to the bed without emotion, and wanted to stand up, but was held down by Gu Ye and held in his arms.

The ghost baby was taken aback by Gu Ye's action, and squatted tremblingly at the foot of Gu Ye's bed, afraid that Gu Ye would wake up suddenly, and the fear of being killed a hundred times in a flash was deeply in his heart.Fortunately, the person lying on the bed just turned over, with his face facing outwards and his eyes still closed. The doll breathed a sigh of relief, slowly stood up, and approached cautiously, feeling that he was completing an SSS level tasks.Since following the master until now, it has never been so difficult, and it really took my life to complete it!

It is about to touch Gu Ye's finger, Gu Ye has no intention of waking up at all, the ghost baby can't hold back the joy in his heart, the more concentrated he is at this time, and carefully tie the red thread on Gu Ye's finger , Excited to tie a knot, it will be successful soon!The ghost baby was so excited that she couldn't help showing a smiling face. At this moment, she heard a "pop", and the person on the bed suddenly laughed out loud. The ghost baby looked at Gu Ye's face in horror, and the other party was looking at him with a smile on his face. , do not know when to wake up.

"Mom!" The ghost baby was so frightened that its soul trembled, and it wanted to run away.

In the next second, the red shadow in front of him flickered, and someone picked him up by the collar of his back coat.

When Gu Ye saw his appearance, he covered his eyes in disgust, "This...is so ugly! Hot eyes! I don't want to look at it!"

Hongdou said helplessly, "Master, don't make trouble."

Gu Ye glanced at Sister Hongdou's face again, then at the ghost baby whose brains were about to pop out, suffocated by the ugly breath, sat up angrily, and pointed to the ground, "Stand up for me, Hongdou Li Stay away from him, you two are not in the same style."

Hongdou put down the little ghost helplessly, and stood beside Gu Ye's bed.

The ghost baby was so frightened that she sat down on the ground, thought for a while, changed her position tremblingly, and knelt down.

Gu Ye asked in distaste: "Last night was really not a pure dream. You have the courage to enter the dream of a mystic master. You are so courageous, little devil, why?"

"No, it's nothing." Guiwa hugged her head and cried in fright, "Help me..."

"Shut up!" Gu Ye turned cold, "Just say what you ask, or I'll beat you to death!"

The ghost baby fell silent for a second, and lay down on the ground in fright, not daring to look at Gu Ye's face.

Gu Ye asked with disgust: "What is in your hand?"

The ghost baby said tremblingly: "Someone likes you, let me lead the red thread."

"Who?"

"The owner didn't say anything, usually the target person is tied first, and then the person who placed the order is tied."

Gu Ye tore off the red thread in disgust, and threw a face at the kid, "You have messed up the marriage! What else are you doing?"

"It's gone!" The kid said tremblingly: "I only want to draw the line of marriage, and the students in the school don't ask for anything else."

Gu Ye sneered, "Then you can stay here with me. I think he took money from others, what kind of strings did he use? Lingling, put him in a toy, he looks too eye-catching."

The puppet lying next to Gu Ye's pillow stood up straight, jumped out of the bed, grabbed one of the kid's legs expressionlessly, and dragged it away.

If ghosts could faint, how many times would this ghost baby faint from fright? He was so frightened that he held his head, held back his tears, and burst into tears, "Puppet, it can move..."

Lingling looked back at him, and the resentment poured out of her body uncontrollably, so frightened that Guiwa dared not even shed tears.

Lingling got tired of playing with the boss's soul, and finally got a new toy. She stuffed the doll into a rabbit doll wearing a pink skirt, and told him, "Dance."

The ghost baby was wronged and lay on the ground without moving.

Lingling stood on the desk, looked down at the ghost baby, and imitated Gu Ye's tone, "If you don't jump, I will kill you."

The ghost baby froze.

Lingling said with a blank face: "If you dare to cry, I will kill you. If you are disobedient, I will kill you."

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On the other side, the owner of the ghost baby felt that the ghost baby had lost contact, and they were almost insane. After three days, they couldn't bear it anymore.

"In the past two days, some people on the campus have said that we are liars. After paying the money for several days, we have not helped to realize it. I realized that I was cheated and wanted to call the police. What should I do? Get another kid who can sign marriages?"

"This thing is too expensive, and it's too difficult to find one that doesn't look murderous. Where can I find such a coaxing brat? Or, let that one go?"

"No! That one is too fierce. He just wants to kill people. If it gets out of control, we will all die."

"How can you fulfill their wishes if you don't let them go? With so many usury loans, wouldn't it be a loss if you don't procrastinate for a long time? Wealth and wealth are in danger, so fight!"