I Trick Even the Lames to Stand Up for Me

Gu Ye finished eating the piece of watermelon in his hand, hesitated between the two of them for a while, and replied: I choose Yu Cho, let my father count, you have never seen how intimidating his golf clubs are!

Netizens were so amused that they posted a row of hahaha: the same world, the same father, it turns out that father Gu also beats his son!

I also remembered that when I was a child, I didn’t want to go to school and was chased by my dad for two kilometers with a stick. Is there any psychological shadow?

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Netizens began to talk about the tragic past when they were cheated by their parents. Gu Ye wiped his hands with a wet tissue and began to type: Yu Ze, born in a scholarly family, received strict education since he was a child, graduated from a world-class university, the youngest Doctor of Finance, now the leader of the younger generation in the business world.In three years, he promoted the domestic electronics industry to the world and became the youngest and most potential entrepreneur on the Forbes rich list.

You already know these things, so I won’t say more, I’m counting on the future.Yu Ze has no offspring in his life, and his life is rich and noble, with few ups and downs. He can be called the son of destiny.If he was born in ancient times, he would definitely have the fate of an emperor. Even in the present age, he would become the top existence in that industry no matter what he did. Not only his fate, but also his ability. He is a natural leader and will stand at the top all his life.Some people may not believe in fate, but I want to say that he is God's own son. Because of his young age, if you want to plot against him, you have to weigh whether God will take your life back.

Gu Ye pressed to send, and netizens complained: You are crazy if you say he has no queen!

Yes, do you know how many people want to marry Yu Ze?Which one can't give birth? !

Even if one is sick, it is not easy to have a child now that medical technology is so advanced?How could there be no future?

Master Gu, aren't you afraid that Mr. Yu will come looking for you?No offspring!How dare you say it!

The old saying goes, "There are three types of unfilial piety, and the greatest is to have no descendants." Master Gu, you are going to get into trouble with your mouth!

I wonder who is Yu Ze's wife and why can't she have children?Now that medical technology is so advanced, test-tube babies are also possible. Yu Ze is so rich, how many children do he want to have.

I feel that there is no one worthy of him. There are celebrities who are good-looking, but I feel that they don't match his temperament. I haven't seen him have an affair with any woman for so long.

Haven't had any gossip, do you... like men?

Impossible, he has never had an affair with a man!

He was the only man in the Yu family, if he was with a man, wouldn't his father be mad at him?

Could it be that he can't do it?

Fuck you buddy, you are more daring than Master Gu!

ah!Give this buddy a stick of incense, let's go~

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Gu Ye was speechless when he saw this. To be honest, if you don’t believe it, he really has no heir. The magic is here. There is a marriage line and no heir!He also wondered, why?Do you really like men?

Fuck!Gu Ye slapped his thigh excitedly, and immediately realized, yes, if Yu Ze likes men, it can perfectly explain that he has a marriage line but no offspring!

As soon as this idea came up, Gu Ye's phone buzzed.

Yu Ze: I heard that you made a fortune for me?

Gu Ye was taken aback, the news came too soon!He replied cautiously: Don't be angry, I'm telling the truth.

Yu Ze: I have no descendants, some people say I can't?

The corner of Gu Ye's mouth twitched, and he replied speechlessly: There is only one person who said that, and no one believes it. Don't be as knowledgeable as him, netizens just say it casually.

After sending it for several minutes, Yu Ze didn't reply.

Gu Ye asked uncertainly: Are you really angry?It's not my fault!I am not talking nonsense!

Yu Ze still didn't reply.

Gu Ye couldn't hold his breath anymore, is this really true?He sent another one: They are talking nonsense!I believe you, it's not your problem!I know how to read pictures, and I can tell if there is any disease!

Yu Ze replied in seconds this time: Yes.

Gu Ye Fu forehead, why do you have to be serious about this kind of issue?Are you childish?

Yu Ze: Are you still used to school?

The topic finally became normal, Gu Ye replied: Military training starts tomorrow, it will take half a month.

Yu Ze: When are you free, I'll see you.

Gu Ye: It's an hour and a half drive, it's too troublesome.

Yu Ze: No trouble, get off work early and have a meal together.

Gu Ye: Okay, I'll tell you when the time comes.

Yu Ze: Give me your address.

Without even thinking about it, Gu Ye sent the address.The two chatted for a while, and before they knew it, it was ten o'clock. Gu Ye looked at his watch and replied, "I won't tell you anymore. I'm going to sleep. I have military training tomorrow."

Yu Ze: Pay attention to heatstroke prevention, good night.

The corner of Gu Ye's mouth curled up, thinking of Yu Ze's cold and quiet temperament, he was able to chat with him for so long, and even say good night to him, probably no one would believe him.But, it's really heartwarming.

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Freshmen from all major campuses started military training. Gu Ye was wearing camouflage and found Zhao Pengyu and Xia Xiang among a group of camouflage eggs. Well, take a picture and save it, and look at it in half a month, it is definitely not the same color number."

"Gu Ye! Look here!"

When Gu Ye heard someone yelling, he turned his head subconsciously. A few seniors with umbrellas and eating popsicles were pointing the camera at him. Gu Ye waved his hand helplessly and smiled at them, "Shoot me interesting?"

"Yes!" A few girls were laughing, and at this moment, someone shouted from a group of camouflage eggs next to them: "Gu Ye! Who is Gu Ye?"

Gu Ye raised his forehead, "Am I so famous? My mother must be so happy to cry when she finds out."

Zhao Pengyu laughed gloatingly, and as he was talking, Gu Ye felt that very oppressive feeling again, and sensitively followed that direction to look for it, seeing all the camouflage eggs in his eyes, he couldn't tell who was who.Gu Ye's shoulders slumped, where are those peeping eyes?

"We're in line, we're in line!" Zhao Pengyu pulled Gu Ye and pushed Xia Xiang to the front, which caused Xia Xiang to roll his eyes, feeling like a short man was being discriminated against by a tall man.

After the first day of training, a series of headlines such as "The most handsome little brother in military training", "Military training photos of the most tender school grass at the Imperial University", "Military training video of Gu's third young master" and other titles were posted on the Internet, not only by the seniors, but also by the seniors. There are seniors from the school's journalism department taking pictures, and the most frightening thing is that there are also reporters from Xuezi.com.Gu Ye was devastated, "I don't want to be lazy! I'm sick, why are you filming me?!"

Zhao Pengyu was also not happy, "Standing with you and being photographed together, I can't be lazy, heh!"

Zhao Pengyu looked around, then secretly took out his phone, "We don't need them, let's take pictures ourselves!"

The obedient baby Xia Xiang was taken aback, "You're the one who died, you were found and confiscated!"

"Hush! Don't talk!" Zhao Pengyu took a picture of sitting on the grass with Gu Ye and Xia Xiang resting. The screen was full of his sunny and handsome face, and Xia Xiang's helpless face. He didn't care about Ye's very obvious disgusted face, and happily posted on Moments: Handsome is just one word, and he will never explain it.

Not long after it was sent, Zhao Pengyu discovered something that shocked him, "Damn it! Today the sun is setting from the north, and my uncle actually gave me a thumbs up! It's terrible!"

The corner of Gu Ye's mouth twitched, and he was embarrassed to say that Yu Ze's hand was fast, and he liked everything the first time he posted, what's the fuss about it?

Watching the instructor look over, Zhao Pengyu put the phone in his pocket expressionlessly and hid it secretly, as if nothing had happened, acting like a thief!

In the evening, as soon as Gu Ye arrived at the gate of the community, he saw a young man in a suit and holding a big box walking towards him, "Master Gu, hello, Mr. Yu asked me to deliver something to you."

Gu Ye blinked suspiciously, "Yu Ze? What are you giving?"

The young man put the box on the ground, opened it, and found that it was full of snacks, "It was at noon, Mr. Yu came back from a meeting and passed by the snack street, and bought it himself."

"He bought it himself?" Gu Ye's heart warmed up, but he couldn't tell what it was like, looking at the big box, the corners of his mouth slowly curled up.

The young man delivered the things to Gu Ye's home and left without stopping for a minute. Gu Ye pursed his lips and sent Yu Ze a message with a complicated mood: Thank you, I received the snacks, enough for me to eat for half a month.I took a look, and they were all my favorites. How do you know what snacks I like?

Yu Ze: I asked your brother.

Gu Ye couldn't help laughing, the fourth child is so stupid, he just said it when asked, this silly boy!Yu Ze, too, went to inquire about such a trivial matter.He tentatively asked: Does Zhao Pengyu have one?

Yu Ze: He has grown up, no need.

Gu Ye hesitated for a moment: I have grown up too.

Yu Ze: You are different.

Speaking of this, even though Gu Ye is slow in this aspect, he can still feel sensitively that Yu Ze really treats him differently from others.Quietly looking at the pile of snacks, Gu Ye was stunned for a while, then suddenly smiled, "God, are you serious about this arrangement?"

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Military training means that the freshman yearns for the rain, and the sophomore seniors also look forward to the special day when it rains, because the freshmen think that there is no need for training when it rains, and the sophomores are looking forward to seeing the rain.After half a month of tough training, God was not merciful at all, not a single raindrop fell, and the freshmen were sun-dried into a pile of briquettes wrapped in camouflage.

Gu Ye was an exception in this pile of briquettes. The comparison photos of him before and after military training were released on the Internet. The editor wailed: He didn't slack off for a minute, from the beginning to the end of the training, he was not black!Not black! !

The netizen shouted happily: ahhhhh my boyfriend is so handsome!

My boyfriend is a man who rides a sunny rainbow little white horse and conquers the universe every minute. What is the sun?A tan is fresh! @Gu Ye

oops!During their military training, we wore sun umbrellas and formed a group to watch them every day, eating popsicles and drinking soda, but he was not hacked, I was hacked @古叶, the rest of the senior sister’s life, you can figure it out!

Hahaha, the one next to him is his good friend, and the skin color of the two of them was not so different before, but now, hahahaha, boiled eggs and marinated eggs! @Gu Ye

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Gu Ye found that many people liked him, took a look on Weibo, and forwarded it speechlessly: When did I get out of the order?When did the fans grow to [-]?How do I not know?

Fan: It's not important, what's important is why you can't get a tan?

Gu Ye was speechless, how did he know?He is not a medical student!At this moment, Gu Ye received a private message: Master Gu, save me, something is trying to kill me!Something is really trying to kill me!

Gu Ye replied calmly: Don't worry, send a selfie, showing your whole face, don't use a filter.

The other party quickly sent him a photo, which showed a middle-aged man with a yellow complexion and a tired face.

Gu Ye frowned after reading it: Filling the position with black, green covering the corners of the mouth, this is a face that is sure to die, fortunately there is white in the green, you can still be saved.However, you do have a problem.

The other party broke down and said: I have been very unlucky recently. Someone walked around in the house in the middle of the night, and there were often strange noises. There were blue fingerprints on my neck when I was pinched.Someone wants to kill me, really wants to kill me!I have asked many people for help, but they didn't believe it, and neither did the police. I have no choice!

Gu Ye: How much money do you make a month?

Opponent: Up to 6000 yuan.

Gu Ye: Give me one month's salary, I will rescue you now, leave the address, and you will reimburse the round-trip fare.

Write down the address, and after quitting Weibo, Gu Ye sent a message to Xie Cheng: I have a 3000 yuan deal I want to ask you to do, it's on the fifth ring road of the imperial capital, will you go?

Xie Cheng replied in seconds: Go!Good friend take me to fly! !

Gu Ye was amused, and agreed on a meeting place with the other party, and set off now, otherwise this person will be cold.

When Gu Ye came to the agreed address, Xie Cheng had already arrived, standing under the streetlight with a backpack on his back, his yellow hair had been dyed back to black, he was wearing a black round-neck T-shirt, jeans, white sneakers, and a good boy. Like a baby, it suddenly looks several years younger.

Seeing Gu Ye get off the taxi, Xie Cheng waved happily, "Take a taxi instead of taking the subway. Rich people usually get stuck in traffic."

Gu Ye laughed, and didn't get too entangled in this issue, and asked him curiously: "Why are you dressed so... well?"

As soon as this was mentioned, Xie Cheng collapsed and covered his face, and said without tears: "My master said that my yellow hair is not straight, if it is not straight, he will shave me bald."

"Hahaha~~" Gu Ye imagined how Xie Cheng would look like a bald man, he couldn't help laughing, Xie Cheng was so tired that he didn't want to talk.

This neighborhood looks old, and the buildings inside are not too far apart. The guards at the gate are all uncles, and they all sit in the guard room drinking tea and chatting.Seeing Gu Ye and Xie Cheng, two young men who didn't look like bad kids, he let them in without asking.

Xie Cheng said as he walked: "This community has been around for at least 20 years. I just inquired about it. It is usually rented houses for migrant workers. Not far from here is the Economic Development Zone. There are many factories, so the people here There is a lot of traffic, and it is everywhere, and the airflow is mixed."

Gu Ye nodded, "The more this kind of place is, the easier it is to hide evil and evil people. Be careful today. Don't be a dog for the first time when you form a team. I can't explain to your master."

Xie Cheng said with a cold face, "Don't worry, my master said I can live to 99."

Gu Ye Fu forehead, mother, I have to help this poor guy for more than 70 years!

The two went up to the second floor together and knocked on the door. Not long after, the middle-aged man in the photo opened the door. Seeing Gu Ye with his helper, the middle-aged man was taken aback.

"You are Shao Dayong, right? I am Gu Ye."

Shao Dayong stepped aside quickly, "Two masters, please come in!"

Gu Ye went in first, and saw a young man sitting on the half-worn sofa at a glance. He was 1.8 meters tall, neither fat nor thin. From the appearance, his temper is a bit smooth.

Gu Ye frowned, "Are you the anchor?"

The man was stunned, "How do you know?"

Shao Dayong quickly explained: "I asked for help on the Internet, but no one believed me, only he believed what I said. Come to my house to have a look. It's a coincidence."

The young man stood up, looked at Gu Ye for a while, and said pleasantly: "I am a supernatural anchor, my real name is Wang Xueliang, and the name of the live broadcast room is Wang Bold. I didn't expect to meet you. It's really a coincidence."

Gu Ye's face calmed down, and he asked with a serious face: "If you live broadcast, will you film us in a while?"

Wang boldly asked tentatively, "Do you mind?"

Gu Ye shook his head, "I don't mind, but you have to give us a commission."

Wang Bold obviously didn't expect Gu Ye to be able to ask him for money, and asked in amazement: "Are you short of this money?"

Gu Ye spread his hands: "I'm short, is my father's money mine?"

Xie admitted that he really nodded, "Yes, I am also very poor."

Wang boldly estimated how much more money Gu Ye could earn by entering the country, and agreed heartily.Post directly on Weibo: The netizen's home is haunted, I came to see the situation, I didn't expect to meet Gu Ye, oh my god!Really handsome!I want to film him in the live broadcast room!Live now!

The corner of Gu Ye's mouth hooked up, "Is the young man very good at coming, today's reward is three three four, you four, we two three, or I will drive you away."

Wang boldly smiled awkwardly, sure enough, money for the rich second generation is not easy to earn.

Gu Ye just began to look at the furnishings in the room, which were all half-old furniture. Judging from the aura, this elder brother had lived here for a long time, and all the furnishings showed that this was an ordinary family, and this elder brother Unmarried, has been living alone.

After reading it, Gu Ye asked, "How long has your mother passed away?"

Shao Dayong was stunned, "Three months, can this be seen?"

Gu Ye looked at his face, "Your parents divorced early, you must have been rebellious and disobedient when you were young, and after a few years in prison, you changed your mind and opened a small noodle shop. The business is good. Look at your complexion, the white aura is hidden in the Within the skin, spots scattered but not gathered, there must be a death in the family." Gu Ye looked at the window, and Xie Cheng looked at each other, Xie Cheng understood, and closed the window.Gu Ye said lightly: "It was your mother who died."

Shao Dayong looked at Gu Ye excitedly, like watching a life-saving Bodhisattva, "Yes, everything is right! Master Gu, you have to save me! I was a bit of a bastard when I was young, but I also redeemed my sins at that time. It’s okay, I didn’t do anything evil.”

Gu Ye smiled, "I know, since I'm here, I'll save you. If you're a bastard, I won't come no matter how much you pay."

Only then did Shao Dayong breathe a sigh of relief, and he didn't know if it was an illusion. Since the windows were closed, the temperature in the whole room seemed to have dropped, and there was a faint chill.It was already past nine o'clock in the evening, and the street lights in the community were badly connected, flickering, and somehow the environment seemed a little gloomy.

The anchor Wang Daudao quietly moved behind Gu Ye at this time.

Gu Ye looked back at the other party in disgust, "You are so big, but you are so timid?"

Wang Bold smiled embarrassedly, held up his mobile phone and said while broadcasting live: "No, I just felt that the place where I was sitting just now was a bit cold, as if something was watching me."

Gu Ye looked over, and there was a blue doll on the TV cabinet, with big black eyes, a round body, and a pointed hat.The light in the living room is yellow, and it is quietly placed there, which inexplicably gives people a strange feeling. Compared with other things in this room, it is not harmonious no matter how you look at it.

"When did you buy that tumbler?"

Shao Dayong explained angrily: "After my mother passed away, I was brought up by my mother since I was a child. We had a good relationship when I was young, but the family was poor and my mother and I lived very hard. My mother bought me a similar doll. Later , she remarried, I have always blamed her, and the relationship has not been good. After she died, I regretted it. When I came back from the funeral, I happened to pass by a second-hand toy store and saw that this doll was very similar to my childhood toys. Bought it back."

Gu Ye narrowed his eyes, "The strange thing, that's where it started."

Shao Dayong thought about it, and was suddenly startled, "Yes! Could it be my mother? So, it is true that strange things have happened since my mother passed away." Speaking of this, Shao Dayong's eyes turned red, "When she was about to leave, she must have It’s my fault, my fault, my failure to be filial.”

"What I saw was different from what you thought." Gu Ye looked at the tumbler, his eyes turned cold, and just as he was about to walk over, the blue tumbler turned around by himself under the eyes of everyone. The eyeballs of normal people are indistinguishable, looking at Gu Ye and the others coldly.

"Oh my god!" Standing behind Gu Ye, Wang Bold took a few steps back in fright, squatting directly in the corner. He is a supernatural live broadcast, yes, he often looks for ghosts, but he has never been so weird.The audience used to like to see the suddenly frightened expression of such a big man, looking for fun from here, but this time they were also frightened, and there were screams in the live broadcast room.

The doll's eyeballs are the same as those of human beings, no, it should be said that they are the same as those of a dead person, it is completely a pair of dead person's eyeballs, no matter how you look at it, it makes you panic.

"Hahahahahaha..." Suddenly!The doll swayed by itself, and its weird and piercing laughter became clearer and clearer as it swayed forward and backward, and its dead eyes just blinked in front of everyone.

The people in the live broadcast room were all frightened crazy: This is really fucking evil!Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!Gu Ye hug me tight! !

Master Gu is about to destroy it! !Go up ah ah ah! !

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Wang Bold has already shrunk into the corner, wishing he could shrink himself into a 1.8-meter mushroom.

Shao Dayong held his head in dismay, "I heard this laughter before in the middle of the night. I looked for it, but I couldn't find it. It turned out to be this thing."

Gu Ye glanced at Wang Bold who was hiding in the corner, "You stay away from there."

Wang boldly didn't react, "Huh?"

Xie Cheng was also disgusted, "You stepped on that auntie's foot, stay away!"

Wang Bold's face turned pale with fright, and he ran to the door in a panic, intending to open the door and run away if there was a disagreement.

Gu Ye's face was cold, his eyebrows raised, "If you open the door and let this wraith out, I will drag your soul out and stuff it into this doll."

"I dare not!" Wang boldly regretted it immediately, he shouldn't have stayed, and he wanted to rely on Gu Ye to earn more rewards, but he didn't expect it to be so terrifying!

Gu Ye walked towards the doll without a trace of fear, and stretched out his hand to grab it. The eyeballs of the doll moved, and suddenly flew up, laughing and pounced on Shao Dayong who was sitting on the ground, who was already frightened and collapsed. People are caught off guard.