I Trick Even the Lames to Stand Up for Me

When he arrived at Yu Ze's house, Gu Ye took off his shoes and didn't dare to step on them. The floor was warm and white, with clean reflections!

Yu Ze looked back at him puzzled, as if asking, why didn't you come in?

Gu Ye took a small step forward and saw a pair of slippers on the shoe rack. Gu Ye took them and put them on, "Your house is too clean, I don't even want to leave my feet. How many times a day do you clean it?"

The corner of Yu Ze's mouth curled up, "Just one more time."

"Amazing!" Gu Ye admired him immensely. He could clean up his room twice a day and make it as messy as a doghouse.

Yu Ze took two glasses of water and said lightly: "This is a place to sleep."

Gu Ye smiled, a little sympathetic, living alone, the house is just a place to sleep, there is no one waiting to go home, what kind of home is it?After taking a sip of water, Gu Ye took out two small bottles from his pocket and started to get down to business, "I brought all the children, their souls are too weak, and they will hurt you if they appear in front of you, so you have to be put on your body first." hide your breath."

Yu Ze sat opposite Gu Ye, "Yes."

Gu Ye rubbed his hands, "Then I'll do it."

Yu Ze watched Gu Ye approaching with burning eyes, his tone was still light, and he couldn't hear any emotion, "Come here."

Having said that, Gu Ye felt inexplicably embarrassed, always feeling that he was molesting the other party.Yu Ze's face really has the desire to be teased.Throwing away all these messy thoughts, Gu Ye opened Yu Ze's eyes first, and then temporarily suppressed the purple energy on Yu Ze's body with a magic talisman. Seeing him as a normal person, he picked up a porcelain bottle and said softly Said: "Children, come out."

More than a dozen wisps of black smoke floated out from the mouth of the bottle, turning into the appearance of villains, gathered together in horror, and looked around.A spell was drawn on the bottle by Gu Ye. They couldn't feel the passage of time inside, they only felt coming in and out, and they were changed to a strange place, which made the children very scared.

Gu Ye looked at it, and the little girl without the red dress released all the little ghosts in the other bottle, and waved to the little girl who was the leader, "Salsa, come here."

The little girl didn't move, she stared at Yu Ze beside Gu Ye defensively, her red eyes stared at him coldly, with murderous intent hidden in her eyes.Gu Ye walked over distressedly, squatted down and said with a smile: "Don't be afraid, I'll ask him to give you some good things, help you grow arms, hands and feet, and you will be like normal children in your next life."

Shasha hesitated for a moment, leaned over, put her arms around Gu Ye's neck, and looked at Yu Ze with defensive eyes, as if looking at a pious scumbag.

Gu Ye looked at Yu Ze apologetically, "This child has been hurt the most, don't worry about it."

Yu Ze looked at the little ghosts standing in several rows in his living room expressionlessly, and then looked at the little girl in Gu Ye's arms, his expression became more rigid, and he answered the wrong question and said, "In the world, are there really ghosts?"

Gu Ye pointed to the group of children, "Aren't you watching?"

Yu Ze took a deep breath and couldn't help pinching the center of his brows.

Gu Ye patted Yu Ze's shoulder apologetically, Mr. Yu's three views completely collapsed tonight, it's hard for him to remain so calm.

Putting Shasha on the sofa, Gu Ye squatted down and helped her tidy up her little skirt, "My little princess, hurry up, let your little friends line up and come one by one."

For Gu Ye who rescued them, Sasha still believed. She waved her little hand and directed the little ghosts: "Stand in line, you come first."

The child who was named was the one hiding in the doll to scare Gu Ye. He has sound limbs, but he has no eyes.The child walked up to Gu Ye, looked at Gu Ye with hollow eyes, tilted his head, still looking innocent.

Gu Ye touched his head with pity, took Yu Ze's hand, placed it on top of the child's head, extracted the purple energy from Yu Ze's body, and moved it to the child's body little by little.After this child was reincarnated, with the blessing of purple energy representing the luck of heaven and earth, he would definitely be a healthy person and no longer blind.

Yu Ze didn't feel any discomfort when the purple energy was taken away, but Gu Ye grabbed his hand and touched the poor child.He turned his head and saw Gu Ye's face close at hand, this big boy who was usually carefree and lively, now he could clearly see the tenderness and sadness in his eyes.

Two minutes later, Gu Ye happily rubbed the child's head, "Okay, next one."

"Is that all right?"

"Yeah." Gu Ye looked at Yu Ze's eyebrows with a smile. Normal people have been sucked out of so much purple energy. Bad luck has long since possessed them, and their foreheads have turned black. Yu Ze is still covered by auspicious clouds. His life is good. No one dares to be jealous.

At this time, Gu Ye felt that the corner of his clothes was being grabbed. Gu Ye lowered his head, and Sasha was hanging on him, staring at Yu Ze with an unkind expression.

Gu Ye didn't know why, so he comforted: "Don't make trouble, girl, you have to be the last one."

Sasha kept her hand sullen, and still stared at Yu Ze defensively. Gu Ye had no choice but to let her drag her and call the next child over.

One by one, two minutes each, more than an hour for more than 30 children, Gu Ye kept drawing Yu Ze's purple qi, and then distributed it to the children. At first, it was okay, but by the end of the few, his face was already pale.

Yu Ze frowned, "I won't do it tonight, let's talk about it tomorrow."

"No, I guess you won't be free tomorrow night." Gu Ye smiled and shook his head, "I'm fine, there are three more, I can sleep peacefully after sending them away."

In the end, Gu Ye spent a few more minutes on each of the three children, and in the end there was only one Shasha left. Gu Ye leaned on the sofa weakly, pinched his forehead that seemed to be stabbed by a needle, he My spirit has been drained and I can't do anything now.

Sasha sat beside Gu Ye, put her arms around Gu Ye's arm, lowered her head, and did not speak.

Gu Ye forced a smile, and asked softly: "Little princess, it's your turn. I'll take a breath and send you away. When you go there, I'll send you toys."

Sasha puffed her cheeks, she was quite assertive, "I won't leave, I don't want to be reincarnated now."

Gu Ye raised his eyebrows, "Why?"

Sasha raised her head and said seriously: "When will you have a baby, and when will I be reincarnated."

Gu Ye was amused, "Silly boy, if I don't marry a wife, will you never be reincarnated?"

Sasha urged him: "Then you go and marry one now."

Gu Ye couldn't laugh or cry, "If you marry someone now, you won't be able to have a child right away, silly girl, there is nothing to miss in this world, you should immediately forget what happened in this life, go reincarnated, and grow up happily. You wait for me I can't wait anymore, because I like men, and I won't marry a wife and have children."

Shasha's eyes widened in astonishment, she couldn't accept this fact for a while, and was frightened into motionless.

Gu Ye nodded, that's it.

Sasha waited for a long time before accepting this statement, then she thought about it, "Then I still don't want to be reincarnated, when will they die?"

What he said was actually somewhat resentful.

"When they are sentenced, they will all die." Gu Ye's tone was light and light, with a smile on his lips, but his eyes were darker than ever, "Such a beautiful little girl, don't look at those dirty things anymore, and don't look at those dirty things anymore. Think about it, you want to be beautiful and happy, and don't let dirty things stain your eyes again. Alright," Gu Ye sat up, "I'll see you off, Mr. Yu..."

Before Gu Ye finished speaking, his hand was already grabbed by Yu Ze. Gu Ye was stunned. He didn't expect that the other party already had experience. He said gratefully: "Thank you!"

"You're welcome." Yu Ze looked serious.

Gu Ye also put purple energy on Shasha, hoping that this girl can find a good family in her next life and be a carefree little princess.In Shasha's resentful eyes, Gu Ye was cruel and forcibly sent her away.After sending it off, Gu Ye fell on the sofa with a splitting headache and his lips were bloodless.

Yu Ze frowned, looking worriedly at Gu Ye's current state. He had no experience in taking care of others, so he didn't know how to start.

Gu Ye said pitifully: "I want a drink, iced."

Yu Ze hurried to get it. As soon as he left, a ghost appeared in front of Gu Ye, and said in a hoarse voice, "I can take them all away."

It was Brother Ghost General.

Now, instead of wrapping his body with a dark ghostly aura, he is wearing the black Hanfu that Gu Ye Shao gave him. He is tall and thin, with a gloomy murderous look in his eyes.When holding a big knife and saying to take everyone away, a word appeared in Gu Ye's mind: one knife, one child!

Gu Ye shook his head feebly, "No, if they are sentenced, they must plead guilty in front of the public, and if they want to let people with such thoughts know the fate of their crimes, they must also explain to the parents of the children, even if they I don't want such an explanation."

Brother Ghost General said with a cold face, "Understood."

"Brother Ghost, do you have a ghost market?" Gu Ye narrowed his eyes, "For example, the servants we sent over, the kind made of paper, you can exchange or trade in the market when you have enough."

The ghost general thought for a while, "I've seen other ghosts buy it before."

Gu Ye smiled, "After a while, I'll send you some over there, and you can sell them to the evil spirits as slaves for some money."

The ghost general immediately understood what Gu Ye meant, nodded in response, and hid in the darkness again.Gu Ye finally couldn't bear it any longer, and closed his eyes wearily.

Yu Ze rummaged through the refrigerator, only to find a bottle of soda water, which was not too cold.When he clumsily chopped up the ice, put it in the drink, and returned to the living room, Gu Ye had already fallen asleep.

Holding the water glass like this, Yu Ze stood in front of Gu Ye and looked at him for a while, until he heard Gu Ye's gentle breathing, Yu Ze put down the water glass and called Gu's father.

When he heard that Gu Ye fell asleep at Yu Ze's house, Gu Decheng said embarrassedly: "This kid is too sneaky, how can he spend the night outside? I'll send someone to pick him up."

"No need," Yu Ze looked at Gu Ye's face and said slowly, "He has already fallen asleep. Today, he saved 38 children."

Gu Decheng asked anxiously: "He went to save someone? Was he injured?"

Yu Ze looked at Gu Ye's sleeping state, and there was a bit of tenderness in his eyes, "No, I'm just tired."

"That's good," Gu Decheng heaved a sigh of relief, "Please take care of him, it's hard work."

Yu Ze said calmly: "Uncle Gu, you are welcome, goodbye."

Gu Decheng raised his eyebrows. Yu Ze used to call him Mr. Gu or Mr. Gu unfamiliarly. This is because he fell in love with the third child, so he changed his name?

Mrs. Gu kept listening with her ears stunned. Seeing that Gu Decheng had put down the phone, she said, "No, what's the point of sleeping at someone else's house? Why don't you pick it up."

Papa Gu didn't take it seriously, "I believe that Yu Ze's character will not bring him down."

"It's not a matter of character! Say, Yu Ze is 26, and a normal person has to have a girlfriend, right? Our second child is often involved in scandals. Although those actresses deliberately tease him to hype the scandal, but, Don't you find it strange that Yu Ze doesn't even have any gossip?"

Gu Decheng praised: "That's because he handles it well, the second child is not reliable."

Mrs. Gu is still a little worried. Mothers are sensitive and always feel uneasy.

Yu Ze looked at Gu Ye's sleeping cheek, raised his hand, and gently touched Gu Ye's face, his deep eyes were half-closed, still unable to hide the strength in his eyes.Thinking of Gu Ye's perverse but kind-hearted temper, Yu Ze couldn't help curling his lips, bent down to pick up Gu Ye, and carried him back to his bedroom.

A few minutes later, Yu Ze went to the guest room with a quilt in his arms. After calculating the success rate of making his own bed, he returned to the living room with a cold face, and fell asleep on the sofa with a blank expression.

The next morning, Gu Ye got up and came to the living room with a confused face. When he saw Yu Ze lying on the sofa, he suddenly became sober.How did he switch places with Yu Ze last night?

Gu Yezheng was embarrassed and didn't want to think about it. The doorbell was rang. Yu Ze slowly opened his eyes, sat up, and said to Gu Ye: "Good morning."

Gu Ye blinked, "Okay."

Yu Ze went to open the door. Secretary Liu saw that Gu Ye was shocked and almost dropped the breakfast in his hand, and hurriedly handed the breakfast to Yu Ze. Secretary Liu lowered his head, concealed his gaffe, and took out a pair of shoes from his pocket. After wearing the set, my heart has exploded.Last night, he didn't sleep well after receiving a call to bring two early meals. He spent the whole night thinking about which goblin confused the aloof Mr. Yu, but he didn't expect it!It turned out to be a man!Looking at Gu Ye's familiar face again, Secretary Liu felt that he really looked like a fairy.

Yu Ze put the meal on the table, "I'll take you home after breakfast."

Gu Ye pinched his fingers and calculated, "No need, I'll take a taxi and go under the overpass." Seeing Yu Ze's puzzled expression, Gu Ye smiled and said, "Someone came to give me money today."

Yu Ze: "..."

As a good decathlon secretary, Secretary Liu had already put on his gloves and started cleaning. Hearing Gu Ye's words, he asked in surprise, "Can this count?"

Gu Ye smiled, "Yes, it's difficult for you to have water today, um... don't touch hot and cold water."

Secretary Liu lowered his head, thinking that he was really talkative, asking him a disaster.

While eating, Gu Ye suddenly thought of what happened last night, and explained: "By the way, I lied to that little girl last night. I didn't take advantage of you. Don't worry."

Yu Ze paused, and put down the steamed dumplings that he had picked up.

Just as Gu Ye was about to ask what's wrong, he heard "Ouch", he and Yu Ze exchanged glances, walked quickly to the kitchen, and saw Secretary Liu holding a water glass with an embarrassing expression, the crotch of his trousers was full of water.

"Master Gu, it's right, it's too accurate." Secretary Liu squeezed out this sentence awkwardly, his face flushed, and he was very glad to hear Gu Ye's words, and took a glass of normal temperature water, in case it was hot water or ice water... ...It hurts to think about it!

Gu Ye didn't know what to say, so he could only give the other party a sympathetic look.

When he went back to eat again, Gu Ye found that Yu Ze seemed to be angry, because the other party ate all his favorite steamed dumplings filled with three delicacies, wiped his mouth expressionlessly after eating, and pushed him a portion of beef and celery.

Gu Ye ate slowly, confused, why?No one messed with him!

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He Yunyi did not hesitate to drive for more than four hours, and ran for more than 800 miles, and finally came to the imperial capital again, at the bottom of the overpass where he met Gu Ye and Gu Yang in the early morning.

After listening to Gu Ye's words, he headed east all the way, and found a factory by chance. After some discussions, the factory manager took out all the inventory and asked him to deliver the goods first, and then came back to make up for the money, which saved his processing. The factory also saved the jobs of hundreds of workers.

He Yunyi is not only grateful to the boss, but also to Gu Ye who pointed out the direction.He originally planned to wait here for a few days, hoping to find Gu Ye. After all, Gu Ye said that the summer vacation was here, but he didn't say which day the summer vacation was.Unexpectedly, when he got out of the car, he saw a long line of young faces surrounded by Gu Ye's seat, wasn't he the little gentleman he was looking for?

"There are ten sayings that the yin house should not be buried, and every violation of one of them will harm the children and grandchildren. With your face, there is no pain and no disaster. There is no problem in choosing the location of the ancestral grave. Why do you want to move the grave?" Gu Ye looked at the face of the aunt in front of him, really do not understand.

The aunt smiled embarrassedly, "Didn't it mean that burying a geomantic treasure can bless future generations to make a fortune? The ancestral grave in my hometown was just found at random."

Gu Ye clicked his tongue, and said slowly: "You, don't worry about food and drink, full of children and grandchildren, this is a blessing that others can't even get, there is no need to torment eight generations of ancestors for the sake of future generations, and make the old ancestors tired, maybe still It’s going to ruin the blessings of future generations, don’t you think?”

"That's the same reason." The aunt nodded in agreement, "Then you give me another test to see if my son can be promoted this year?"

Gu Ye stood up and said with a smile, "No, today's ten hexagrams are done."

"Where is it? Am I not the ninth one?"

Gu Ye pointed to He Yunyi who was standing at the back of the crowd, "That old customer made a reservation three months ago."

Seeing that everyone dispersed, He Yunyi stepped forward and said excitedly, "Mr. Xiao, we meet again!"

Gu Ye smiled and said: "I knew I was right, you will come back and give me the [-] divination money."

He Yunyi laughed, quickly took out his wallet, and took out a card with a password written on the back, "This is 6 yuan, thank you Mr. Xiao for your guidance."

Gu Ye took it over, squinted his eyes and looked at it, "It's [-] more, tsk, there is no reason to return the money after it is in my hands, so I will give you another piece of advice. After three years, don't let your son go near the deep water." .”

He Yunyi was in shock all over, his son is only one year old now, and he likes to play with water, Mr. Xiao actually reminded him of this, could it be... He Yunyi was frightened into a cold sweat, "Thank you, Mr. Xiao, for your guidance, thank you!" He wanted to pay again , Gu Ye picked up his horse with a smile and waved his hand, "You don't need to give any more, it's enough, your most difficult time is over, and that matter in the business field is up to you, as long as you stick to it now Keeping the original intention and seeking development with quality, the future can be expected.”

With Gu Ye's words, He Yunyi, who was still a little bit lacking in confidence, immediately straightened up, full of confidence.

Gu Ye took the money, went to a mobile teller machine, took another 20 from his account, and transferred it to Hope Primary School.He has transferred money from this account countless times, and he is familiar with it by heart. He has forgotten the other accounts that need funding, so he has to look it up.

When I got home at noon, just in time for dinner, Gu Decheng asked concerned: "What did you do yesterday? How did you save someone? Is it dangerous?"

"It's not dangerous," Gu Ye spread out his hands, and said with a relaxed face: "I just saved him by accident, just ran a few laps."

Only then did Gu Decheng feel relieved, "Don't be a bad person if you have nothing to do, protect yourself first. You can talk to Yu Ze, so you should learn from him."

Gu Ye didn't take it seriously, and was still complaining about the three delicacies steamed dumplings that were eaten, "I don't know how to do business, and he doesn't know how to tell fortunes."

"How much money can you make by fortune-telling? Are you going to tell fortune-tellers for the rest of your life?"

"It's okay to support myself in this life, and it's also meaningless to earn too much and not be able to spend."

"When you get married in the future, let the girl follow you to set up a stall under the overpass?"

"I may not be able to become a family, and no one will follow me."

When Gu Ye said this, his parents were stunned, "Why?"

Gu Ye touched his chin, and said deeply: "To be honest, I don't know if I like men or women, or maybe I like ghosts. As long as I look good and catch my eye, I might like it." , I don’t know what species it is.”

Papa Gu immediately felt his blood pressure going up.

Mrs. Gu saw that her husband's face was not right, so she quickly winked at Gu Ye and told him to shut up, "The child is still young, so it's too early to talk about it. If you have time to fall in love when you are in college, you may find a girl you like. By the way, Several schools called today, but I rejected them all. I listened to my son and went to Imperial First University, which is close to home."

Gu Ye smiled and rolled his eyes, "Thank you Mom!"

"You are the most obedient. When your brother is on vacation, I want to go to your grandma's place for a week. You can go too."

Gu Ye's expression paused. My mother was born as a farmer. Her parents made a fortune by contracting a mountain and planting fruit trees. She also had a younger brother who was always called uncle.How should I put it, the family members are honest and responsible, they are not bad at heart, and they treat him well, but they are not biological after all, which is somewhat embarrassing.What does he mix in when the family talks?

"I'm so old, don't follow me."

Mrs. Gu was worried, "Then you are at home?"

Gu Ye nodded, "Eat with Dad sooner or later. If Dad doesn't come back at noon, I can ask the nanny to cook for me. If I don't want to eat, I can go out to eat with my classmates. You can go at ease and take care of your grandparents, uncles and aunts." .”

Gu Ye didn't want to go, and Gu Yang naturally didn't want to go either. Mrs. Gu picked up her son's ear angrily, "You have to go! Leave after listening to the results."

Gu Ye gave my brother a look that you are asking for blessings, in all aspects.

Soon, Gu Yang's score came out, and he forgot to write his name in the Chinese test paper, and got 0 points.Mathematics is done normally, 52 points.English is done normally, 68 points.Physics, Chemistry, Biology, Geography, History, Politics all do not exceed 60 points, ranking last in the whole grade.When Gu Yang came back with the report card, Gu Ye knew that the child had a cold.

Sure enough, his little mother was wearing high heels and chasing Gu Yang with a feather duster for half an hour. She finally let him go when she couldn't run any longer. Angrily, she sat in the living room and wiped her tears, "I'm afraid I was born a fool! You Are you stupid!"

Gu Yang squatted at the door and whispered: "Can you blame me? I don't want to take the exam, okay? I think I did the right thing, but the teacher didn't give me any points."

Mrs. Gu was so angry that she wanted to beat him with her bare feet. Gu Ye rushed over, grabbed his mother, and persuaded him earnestly: "You are almost done. He still has another beating waiting for you. Please be merciful."

When Mrs. Gu heard this, she wanted to cry even more. She was distressed and angry. She had no other choice. She turned around and cried while hugging Gu Ye, "Mom can't live through this day. When Mom gets old, Mom will count on you! You Brother, this trash, can't be trusted anymore!"

Gu Ye suppressed a smile and patted her on the back, "Okay, I will take care of you when you are old, I will take care of you!"

Gu Yang sat at the door carelessly, and complained: "Mothers are made of water, hypocritical and crying."

Gu Ye glared at him, this silly boy, how much do you want to be beaten?

After a while, Papa Gu came back. The first thing he did was to ask for Gu Yang's report card. When he saw the score that was unbearable to bet on, Papa Gu looked around angrily, and picked up the feather duster Madam Gu used.

Gu Ye stood on the second floor, lying on the fence, watching the domestic violence in the hall, exhaled expressionlessly, and went back to sleep.

The next day, Gu Yang, who was beaten up by mixed doubles, went to his grandma's house. Gu Ye rubbed the dog's head and took a deep breath. Gu Yang was no longer noisy, and the whole family felt peaceful.

Gu Decheng held a document and called Gu Ye: "This is your second brother's property, please give it to me."

"Ah?" Gu Ye grabbed the dog king's ear, he still wanted to set up a stall, and the task came again.

Gu Decheng said seriously: "It's very important, I must hand it over to your second brother."

"Oh." Gu Ye took it helplessly, "What's the name of my second brother's company?"

Gu Decheng said angrily: "Yuming Media Entertainment Company! You are really a real brother, you don't even know what your brother is doing."

"I'm sorry!" Gu Ye bowed down to apologize, and his attitude of admitting his mistake made people caught off guard. After he finished, he hurried out of the house and didn't give his father any chance to preach.He sent a message to his second brother after leaving the house, asked for an address, and called a taxi.On the way, no matter how Gu Ye thought about it, he felt that something was wrong. What documents did he need to deliver in person, and did he have to hand them over to his second brother himself?Gu Ye looked at the file bag, but didn't see anything unusual.What is the old man's idea?

Gu Ye subconsciously pinched his fingers to calculate, and after figuring out what was going on, the expression on his face was distorted, and there was only one sentence in his heart: I'll go!Dad is also a fox!