I Trick Even the Lames to Stand Up for Me
Chapter 159 What about the head?Where is the head? !
"Gu Ye! Hurry up! I can't hold back!"
"Brother Gu! Oh my god! Dads!" Fan Xiao jumped around in fright, pointing at Xiao Zhang who was holding down the two prisoners and shouting: "Brother Gu! Hurry up! There is a policeman over there!"
The atmosphere was originally extremely tense, and everyone was desperate. Fan Xiao was taken aback by Fan Xiao's words, and Gu Ye almost laughed out loud, saying angrily, "Shut up!"
After cutting Xiao Wang's hand, Gu Ye took blood and wiped it all over the blade, "Xie Cheng! Cut off his neck!"
After Xie Cheng took the dagger, everyone rushed up again, and threw the big net full of runes. After everyone pulled the zombie down, Xie Cheng jumped on the opponent's back and stabbed the dagger hard into the back of the opponent's neck, " Chi Chi..." Black smoke rose from the bones stained with Xiao Wang's blood, Xie Cheng's brows and eyes lit up, "Gu Ye!"
Gu Ye drew a spell on his wrist, and ran over to hold Xie Cheng's hand. The two of them exerted strength together, and there was a "click", and the neck of the zombie snapped. Sample?"
Gu Ye said happily: "It's broken!"
Everyone was stunned for a few seconds before they breathed a sigh of relief. They grabbed the net in their hands and looked at each other. Suddenly, they all laughed.
"The head is broken, it should be cold."
"Impossible! No! How could you kill him!" The middle-aged man shouted viciously: "He is immortal! You will all die!"
At this time, Wu Bo ran back with the dog in his arms, saw the dishonest man being pinned down by the police next to Brick, and kicked him unhappily, "Shut up! It's so noisy!"
"Wu Bo!"
"Where did you go? Are you all right?"
Wu Bo patted the dirt on his body, "It's okay, that little bastard put me in a tomb, what about that little bastard? Dead?!" Seeing the corpse lying by the wall, Wu Bo said in shock: " It's getting cold so soon?"
Gu Ye pointed to the zombie lying on the ground with a different head, "He killed him."
Wu Bo looked at the ground, and regretfully said: "You guys acted too fast, I didn't do anything, and the matter was settled." Just as he was talking, Wu Bo blinked, "He, he seems to move gone."
Everyone felt the rope in their hands move, and turned around quickly. A strong force overturned them, and the zombie lying on the ground stood up dumbfounded.
"Oh my god!" Fan Xiao was so frightened that he hid behind Gu Ye, watched the head fly up, and screamed: "The head and the body are not the same body! They found this head! He wants to run away!" !"
Everyone rushed up again, went to pull up the net, and found a big hole in the net. The head flew out of the hole, bared its teeth fiercely at them, and flew away quickly.
"Fuck! The head is gone!"
"Body! Hold it down!"
After the body stood there for two seconds, it opened its teeth and claws and wanted to attack someone, but in an instant, more than a dozen charms were pasted on it, and it was fixed in place.Everyone kicked the ground one by one, and pasted them into rice dumplings with charms.Everyone quickly picked up their weapons, "Chasing that head!"
After wrapping his hands, Xiao Wang watched them all run away, as if they had practiced martial arts, they disappeared in the blink of an eye.Xiao Wang and Xiao Zhang looked at each other, there were corpses on the ground, and there were two prisoners, they couldn't catch up even if they wanted to.In desperation, Xiao Wang sent a signal to the group: ask for support, please come and pick it up!
"If they form a new department, I won't help them. I won't even accept a clerical job." Xiao Wang looked at his palm, and thinking about the eyes of those masters looking at him, he trembled inexplicably.
Xiao Zhang looked at it and said deeply, "I'm not going either."
At this time, I saw the young man Wu Bo was chasing, wobbly getting up.
"He's not dead!"
As soon as the young man turned his head, Xiao Wang and the others were so frightened that they immediately shot, "It's a fraud!"
The man's face was blue and purple, his eyes were red, and he rushed towards them fiercely with his teeth bared. After being shot, his body only paused for a moment, and then rushed over again.Xiao Wang and the others were frightened and jumped around. Thinking of what Gu Ye said, Xiao Zhang took Xiao Wang's hand and pulled his gauze.
"Fuck! What are you doing?!"
"Your blood is useful!"
"I hurt! You have blood too!"
Xiao Zhang said in a deep voice: "Your has already been cut, hurry up!"
Xiao Wang endured the pain and tore open the wound, followed Gu Ye's example and smeared blood on the handcuffs, then swung the handcuffs like a nunchaku, and after hitting the opponent's body, it really worked.
At this moment, another old Taoist who was bitten also stood up tremblingly, Xiao Wang and the others were going crazy, "Another one survived! Gu Ye! Xie Cheng! Come back one of you! "
After Gu Ye and the others ran out, there was nothing in the mountain, "It's over, that head ran away!"
"That one seems to have an IQ. If it attacks someone, I don't know what the consequences will be."
Just when everyone was worried, Wu Bo suddenly said, "I seem to have heard a gunshot!"
Everyone reacted immediately, "It's over! Drop the policeman into it!"
Several people ran back, Xiao Wang saw them and shouted anxiously: "The two people who were bitten got up!"
"Wow, wow, the corpse has changed! My God! This is a big deal!"
Several masters went up to cure the two corpses and tied them into rice dumplings, "Don't be afraid! Take them back and dissect them!"
Xiao Wang and Xiao Zhang almost collapsed, following this group of non-human masters, it was so exciting!
Gu Ye and the others held a meeting to study where the head would go. Soon, Mu Jingfei's support staff arrived, arrested the two people who were still alive, and took the corpses back for autopsy.
Gu Ye looked at the middle-aged man, "Have I met you?"
The other party snorted coldly, "No."
Gu Ye thought for a while, "Have you met my master? My master's name is Shao Fuli."
Hearing this name, the other party gave Gu Ye a hard look, "No."
Gu Ye sneered, "Your expression tells me that not only have you met him, but you also hate him very much. What's wrong with you and my master?"
The other party gave him a cold look, "What are you?"
Gu Ye let out a "tsk", the old man was quite proud, "Why did you do such a thing? What good does it do you to cause chaos?"
The other party suddenly said violently: "You all deserve to die! You all deserve to die!"
Xiao Wang said: "Typical anti-social personality, go back and try again."
At this time, the forensic doctor simply inspected the two corpses standing up, and said seriously: "It should be a virus. Let's go back and find out what it is. It should be extremely contagious and will spread through wounds. Everyone be careful."
Xie Cheng sighed, "It's so similar to four years ago."
Everyone looked at Gu Ye, especially Fan Xiao, who subconsciously grabbed Gu Ye's sleeve, like an abandoned child, feeling wronged.
Gu Ye waved his hand, "Don't look at me, I won't be like... my brother is so stupid, he sacrificed his life to heaven, and my family is still waiting for me to go back."
Everyone reacted and said with a smile: "Don't be ridiculous, no one asked you to sacrifice your life to heaven. You are not as capable as your senior brother, it is a secret technique!"
At this time, Xie Cheng put his arms around Gu Ye and Fan Xiao's shoulders with a smile, "Let's form a circle, it's agreed, everyone came together, we must go back together, no one is missing."
Everyone smiled and put their hands on each other's shoulders. The corners of Gu Ye's mouth twitched. What kind of ceremony is this?
"Gu Ye! Hurry up! Make circles!"
Gu Ye twitched the corner of his mouth and made circles with everyone, feeling stupid.
After a brief rest, everyone sat together and discussed, "At night, we will spread the net. He has no body. The body in front of him is the most suitable for him. He will definitely come back to look for it. Let's hang this body out to see if the head comes. Rob."
Gu Ye raised his hand and suggested, "Find a rope, tie your body up, and hang it on a tree branch. I will summon all the ghosts and let everyone search all over the mountain. After you set up the formation, you must also summon Yin Qi. There is a lot of resentment here. After the head sensed it, he must come and see it. I guess he didn’t go far at all. He is afraid of the sun during the day, so he must be hiding somewhere in this ancient tomb. Let him come to us at night .”
"No problem, give me another piece of that bacon jerky. Wu Bo, your dog ate too much, leave me another piece."
"Snatch food from my dog son, how do you do it?"
……
It's a very serious topic, but the painting style changes here, Gu Ye shrugged, these der!
At this moment in the imperial capital, the Gu family called Gu Ye several times but no one answered, and the family members were all anxious.When Yu Ze called, Gu Ye had no signal and couldn't receive it. Now he couldn't even get in touch with the people who followed Gu Ye. All he could see was that Gu Ye's locator kept moving.If it weren't for the people who followed Gu Ye to send a password every half an hour to represent their safety, the family members would think that something happened to Gu Ye, and they would all go crazy.
Before Gu Ye left, he told his family that he might go into the mountains, and there might be no signal in the future. He said that he was with his friends so that the family would not worry about anything. The family also knew what he was going to do. This is the case, the more worried the family is.After waiting for a day, Yu Ze couldn't bear it anymore, and ordered: "Move six helicopters, and find some skilled people to follow me."
Gu Ye didn't know that Yu Ze came to him, and together with his partners, they set up camp on the top of the mountain. There were inevitably birds, insects, mice, hedgehogs, snakes and other small animals on the mountain. Gu Ye sat on the tree and watched leisurely. Everyone was working below, enjoying themselves, suddenly felt a chill in the back of the head, and goosebumps popped up all over his body. Gu Ye gritted his teeth and looked back. A small green snake as thick as a finger was facing it. He spat out the letter.
"Damn it!" Gu Ye took a deep breath, and violently smashed the mineral water bottle in his hand. With a bang, the little snake was knocked out and fell down, just hanging on someone's neck. neck.The man blinked his eyes and said happily: "Look, everyone, this snake is so cute! It looks delicious!"
Gu Ye couldn't take it anymore, "You're so cute! Throw it away! Throw it away!"
Gu Ye broke a long branch from the tree, stood on the tree and beat the people below, "Throw it away quickly! Throw it away!!"
Everyone looked up at Gu Ye helplessly, "It's not that I don't want you to eat, don't get excited, stew it and eat it together!"
Xie Cheng explained: "Gu Ye is afraid of snakes."
Several people got together and rolled their eyes, "I will roast this snake in a while and let him eat it alone, so as to help Gu Ye overcome his psychological barrier."
Just as Gu Ye was about to curse, he felt a gust of wind in the back of his head. At the same time, Wu Bo's dog started to bark at Gu Ye as a warning. As soon as he gave him a hand, he saw that on the branch of the tree where Gu Ye was sitting just now, the blood-colored head held the branch in his mouth and bared his teeth at them.
Everyone was frightened into a cold sweat. If Gu Ye hadn't reacted quickly enough, it might be Gu Ye's neck that was bitten now.
They haven't looked for him yet, yet he came to sneak attack them!
"Brother Gu! Oh my god! Dads!" Fan Xiao jumped around in fright, pointing at Xiao Zhang who was holding down the two prisoners and shouting: "Brother Gu! Hurry up! There is a policeman over there!"
The atmosphere was originally extremely tense, and everyone was desperate. Fan Xiao was taken aback by Fan Xiao's words, and Gu Ye almost laughed out loud, saying angrily, "Shut up!"
After cutting Xiao Wang's hand, Gu Ye took blood and wiped it all over the blade, "Xie Cheng! Cut off his neck!"
After Xie Cheng took the dagger, everyone rushed up again, and threw the big net full of runes. After everyone pulled the zombie down, Xie Cheng jumped on the opponent's back and stabbed the dagger hard into the back of the opponent's neck, " Chi Chi..." Black smoke rose from the bones stained with Xiao Wang's blood, Xie Cheng's brows and eyes lit up, "Gu Ye!"
Gu Ye drew a spell on his wrist, and ran over to hold Xie Cheng's hand. The two of them exerted strength together, and there was a "click", and the neck of the zombie snapped. Sample?"
Gu Ye said happily: "It's broken!"
Everyone was stunned for a few seconds before they breathed a sigh of relief. They grabbed the net in their hands and looked at each other. Suddenly, they all laughed.
"The head is broken, it should be cold."
"Impossible! No! How could you kill him!" The middle-aged man shouted viciously: "He is immortal! You will all die!"
At this time, Wu Bo ran back with the dog in his arms, saw the dishonest man being pinned down by the police next to Brick, and kicked him unhappily, "Shut up! It's so noisy!"
"Wu Bo!"
"Where did you go? Are you all right?"
Wu Bo patted the dirt on his body, "It's okay, that little bastard put me in a tomb, what about that little bastard? Dead?!" Seeing the corpse lying by the wall, Wu Bo said in shock: " It's getting cold so soon?"
Gu Ye pointed to the zombie lying on the ground with a different head, "He killed him."
Wu Bo looked at the ground, and regretfully said: "You guys acted too fast, I didn't do anything, and the matter was settled." Just as he was talking, Wu Bo blinked, "He, he seems to move gone."
Everyone felt the rope in their hands move, and turned around quickly. A strong force overturned them, and the zombie lying on the ground stood up dumbfounded.
"Oh my god!" Fan Xiao was so frightened that he hid behind Gu Ye, watched the head fly up, and screamed: "The head and the body are not the same body! They found this head! He wants to run away!" !"
Everyone rushed up again, went to pull up the net, and found a big hole in the net. The head flew out of the hole, bared its teeth fiercely at them, and flew away quickly.
"Fuck! The head is gone!"
"Body! Hold it down!"
After the body stood there for two seconds, it opened its teeth and claws and wanted to attack someone, but in an instant, more than a dozen charms were pasted on it, and it was fixed in place.Everyone kicked the ground one by one, and pasted them into rice dumplings with charms.Everyone quickly picked up their weapons, "Chasing that head!"
After wrapping his hands, Xiao Wang watched them all run away, as if they had practiced martial arts, they disappeared in the blink of an eye.Xiao Wang and Xiao Zhang looked at each other, there were corpses on the ground, and there were two prisoners, they couldn't catch up even if they wanted to.In desperation, Xiao Wang sent a signal to the group: ask for support, please come and pick it up!
"If they form a new department, I won't help them. I won't even accept a clerical job." Xiao Wang looked at his palm, and thinking about the eyes of those masters looking at him, he trembled inexplicably.
Xiao Zhang looked at it and said deeply, "I'm not going either."
At this time, I saw the young man Wu Bo was chasing, wobbly getting up.
"He's not dead!"
As soon as the young man turned his head, Xiao Wang and the others were so frightened that they immediately shot, "It's a fraud!"
The man's face was blue and purple, his eyes were red, and he rushed towards them fiercely with his teeth bared. After being shot, his body only paused for a moment, and then rushed over again.Xiao Wang and the others were frightened and jumped around. Thinking of what Gu Ye said, Xiao Zhang took Xiao Wang's hand and pulled his gauze.
"Fuck! What are you doing?!"
"Your blood is useful!"
"I hurt! You have blood too!"
Xiao Zhang said in a deep voice: "Your has already been cut, hurry up!"
Xiao Wang endured the pain and tore open the wound, followed Gu Ye's example and smeared blood on the handcuffs, then swung the handcuffs like a nunchaku, and after hitting the opponent's body, it really worked.
At this moment, another old Taoist who was bitten also stood up tremblingly, Xiao Wang and the others were going crazy, "Another one survived! Gu Ye! Xie Cheng! Come back one of you! "
After Gu Ye and the others ran out, there was nothing in the mountain, "It's over, that head ran away!"
"That one seems to have an IQ. If it attacks someone, I don't know what the consequences will be."
Just when everyone was worried, Wu Bo suddenly said, "I seem to have heard a gunshot!"
Everyone reacted immediately, "It's over! Drop the policeman into it!"
Several people ran back, Xiao Wang saw them and shouted anxiously: "The two people who were bitten got up!"
"Wow, wow, the corpse has changed! My God! This is a big deal!"
Several masters went up to cure the two corpses and tied them into rice dumplings, "Don't be afraid! Take them back and dissect them!"
Xiao Wang and Xiao Zhang almost collapsed, following this group of non-human masters, it was so exciting!
Gu Ye and the others held a meeting to study where the head would go. Soon, Mu Jingfei's support staff arrived, arrested the two people who were still alive, and took the corpses back for autopsy.
Gu Ye looked at the middle-aged man, "Have I met you?"
The other party snorted coldly, "No."
Gu Ye thought for a while, "Have you met my master? My master's name is Shao Fuli."
Hearing this name, the other party gave Gu Ye a hard look, "No."
Gu Ye sneered, "Your expression tells me that not only have you met him, but you also hate him very much. What's wrong with you and my master?"
The other party gave him a cold look, "What are you?"
Gu Ye let out a "tsk", the old man was quite proud, "Why did you do such a thing? What good does it do you to cause chaos?"
The other party suddenly said violently: "You all deserve to die! You all deserve to die!"
Xiao Wang said: "Typical anti-social personality, go back and try again."
At this time, the forensic doctor simply inspected the two corpses standing up, and said seriously: "It should be a virus. Let's go back and find out what it is. It should be extremely contagious and will spread through wounds. Everyone be careful."
Xie Cheng sighed, "It's so similar to four years ago."
Everyone looked at Gu Ye, especially Fan Xiao, who subconsciously grabbed Gu Ye's sleeve, like an abandoned child, feeling wronged.
Gu Ye waved his hand, "Don't look at me, I won't be like... my brother is so stupid, he sacrificed his life to heaven, and my family is still waiting for me to go back."
Everyone reacted and said with a smile: "Don't be ridiculous, no one asked you to sacrifice your life to heaven. You are not as capable as your senior brother, it is a secret technique!"
At this time, Xie Cheng put his arms around Gu Ye and Fan Xiao's shoulders with a smile, "Let's form a circle, it's agreed, everyone came together, we must go back together, no one is missing."
Everyone smiled and put their hands on each other's shoulders. The corners of Gu Ye's mouth twitched. What kind of ceremony is this?
"Gu Ye! Hurry up! Make circles!"
Gu Ye twitched the corner of his mouth and made circles with everyone, feeling stupid.
After a brief rest, everyone sat together and discussed, "At night, we will spread the net. He has no body. The body in front of him is the most suitable for him. He will definitely come back to look for it. Let's hang this body out to see if the head comes. Rob."
Gu Ye raised his hand and suggested, "Find a rope, tie your body up, and hang it on a tree branch. I will summon all the ghosts and let everyone search all over the mountain. After you set up the formation, you must also summon Yin Qi. There is a lot of resentment here. After the head sensed it, he must come and see it. I guess he didn’t go far at all. He is afraid of the sun during the day, so he must be hiding somewhere in this ancient tomb. Let him come to us at night .”
"No problem, give me another piece of that bacon jerky. Wu Bo, your dog ate too much, leave me another piece."
"Snatch food from my dog son, how do you do it?"
……
It's a very serious topic, but the painting style changes here, Gu Ye shrugged, these der!
At this moment in the imperial capital, the Gu family called Gu Ye several times but no one answered, and the family members were all anxious.When Yu Ze called, Gu Ye had no signal and couldn't receive it. Now he couldn't even get in touch with the people who followed Gu Ye. All he could see was that Gu Ye's locator kept moving.If it weren't for the people who followed Gu Ye to send a password every half an hour to represent their safety, the family members would think that something happened to Gu Ye, and they would all go crazy.
Before Gu Ye left, he told his family that he might go into the mountains, and there might be no signal in the future. He said that he was with his friends so that the family would not worry about anything. The family also knew what he was going to do. This is the case, the more worried the family is.After waiting for a day, Yu Ze couldn't bear it anymore, and ordered: "Move six helicopters, and find some skilled people to follow me."
Gu Ye didn't know that Yu Ze came to him, and together with his partners, they set up camp on the top of the mountain. There were inevitably birds, insects, mice, hedgehogs, snakes and other small animals on the mountain. Gu Ye sat on the tree and watched leisurely. Everyone was working below, enjoying themselves, suddenly felt a chill in the back of the head, and goosebumps popped up all over his body. Gu Ye gritted his teeth and looked back. A small green snake as thick as a finger was facing it. He spat out the letter.
"Damn it!" Gu Ye took a deep breath, and violently smashed the mineral water bottle in his hand. With a bang, the little snake was knocked out and fell down, just hanging on someone's neck. neck.The man blinked his eyes and said happily: "Look, everyone, this snake is so cute! It looks delicious!"
Gu Ye couldn't take it anymore, "You're so cute! Throw it away! Throw it away!"
Gu Ye broke a long branch from the tree, stood on the tree and beat the people below, "Throw it away quickly! Throw it away!!"
Everyone looked up at Gu Ye helplessly, "It's not that I don't want you to eat, don't get excited, stew it and eat it together!"
Xie Cheng explained: "Gu Ye is afraid of snakes."
Several people got together and rolled their eyes, "I will roast this snake in a while and let him eat it alone, so as to help Gu Ye overcome his psychological barrier."
Just as Gu Ye was about to curse, he felt a gust of wind in the back of his head. At the same time, Wu Bo's dog started to bark at Gu Ye as a warning. As soon as he gave him a hand, he saw that on the branch of the tree where Gu Ye was sitting just now, the blood-colored head held the branch in his mouth and bared his teeth at them.
Everyone was frightened into a cold sweat. If Gu Ye hadn't reacted quickly enough, it might be Gu Ye's neck that was bitten now.
They haven't looked for him yet, yet he came to sneak attack them!
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