I Trick Even the Lames to Stand Up for Me

Huang Yong greeted Master Meng's 1000th generation ancestors in his heart, saying that he was like a master outside the world. In fact, it depends on the money to do things. One stick of incense sells for [-] yuan. Ask him to burn incense first, start with three sticks, the more the more the better good.Of course, you have to pay extra for the service, and you have to share the price. If there is less money, the master will not care.

Now asking Master Meng for help, Huang Yong couldn't show dissatisfaction on the surface, he gritted his teeth cruelly, "I will offer 8 yuan for incense."

Master Meng squinted his eyes, took a sip of tea, tapped his two fingers on the table, and said slowly: "I look at your face, you are the life of a rich man, and your life is only worth 8 yuan. ? The patriarch feels that you are more than this price."

His two fingers, pointing and pointing suggestively, means: double.

Huang Yong took a breath, and said through gritted teeth, "16."

"Master Patriarch thinks it's okay." Master Meng stood up slowly, took two drawn spells from the drawing questions with a smile, and wrapped them in a cloth bag, "You take this bag first, Get rid of the grievances on your body, go to the back and have a good sleep, and when I close the shop at night, I will go with you, and I will see if that ghost dares to come."

"Thank you, Master Meng." Huang Yong took it with both hands, scolded this pretentious master who wanted money countless times in his heart, and bowed several times gratefully on the surface. In short, with the master saving his life, he immediately relaxed his spirit and relaxed his body. The child became very tired and really wanted to sleep.

Master Meng's small shop has two bedrooms and one living room, one bedroom is for his own living, and the other bedroom has a small door cut out to sell things.The living room is full of talisman papers, mahogany swords and other messy things, and the house is messy and messy. The place for him to sleep is a small broken bed on the balcony, and the surroundings are also full of sundries. Disgusted, lie down and sleep.

He thought he could finally sleep peacefully, but what he didn't expect was that when he closed his eyes, it was Li Shan's bleeding face again.The other party didn't say anything, just looked at him with a smile, the weird look in his eyes made Huang Yong wake up in a dream, he sat up suddenly, his head covered in cold sweat.

Looking at the bag containing the spells, Huang Yong was not sure whether the spells would work or not?Is this a dream?Or is the other party really coming?

Master Meng was quite arrogant, if he asked him, it might be considered that he would not believe him, and he might lose his temper. Huang Yong didn't dare to ask, he held the spell tightly in his hand, and lay down for a while, but couldn't fall asleep.The air conditioner hanging on the wall was blowing cool air, which made him think of the scene of Li Shan climbing out of the air outlet of the air conditioner. The more he thought about it, the colder he became, and the more he thought about it, the more frightened he became. I can't be nervous.If it goes on like this, he thinks he's going to have heart failure.

After staying up until evening, Huang Yong was hungry.He didn't eat breakfast or lunch, so he couldn't keep his eye on it at night, so he called the nearby hotel and asked to deliver eight dishes and two bottles of good wine. Follow Huang Yong to his house.

As soon as he entered the door, Master Meng turned cold and said, "What a heavy resentment, this ghost will not set you on fire easily."

Thinking of the scene last night, Huang Yong was so frightened that his legs went limp.

Master Meng calmly said: "Don't be afraid, after this catastrophe, you will be promoted and your salary will be raised, and you will become rich and powerful."

Huang Yong was overjoyed, and said nervously: "Thank you Master Meng for saving me! It's all up to Master!"

Master Meng smiled slightly, changed into Taoist robes, put on a hat, and took out a mahogany sword with a righteous face. After chanting a spell, he put it on the altar, sat on the ground, and began to meditate, "Don't worry, as long as he dares to come, I will Definitely let him fly out of his wits."

Seeing his outfit, Huang Yong felt completely relaxed, he looked very reliable, he was saved.

At night, Li Shan and Guiwa still came. Huang Yong’s house was obviously popular, but the lights were dark, and the living room flickered, as if a brazier was lit. The two of them sensitively sensed that the atmosphere was not right, so they did not Break in.The ghost baby raised its nose and sniffed, "I seem to smell the incense, but it's still a low-quality incense. The quality is a thousand miles worse than that used by Master Gu, and I will stick to it when I smell it."

Li Shan said with a sullen face, "The master really came back with him, he is rich and easy to handle."

Guiwa took out a Ming coin from her pocket and gave it to Li Shan with a smile, "Uncle, I will spend my money for you."

Li Shan was taken aback, then smiled, "You gave it to me, what did you spend?"

The ghost baby touched her head and smiled, "I don't need it, as long as I have a place to live, I still have food to eat and clothes to wear, I don't need money."

Li Shan's face softened, and he stuffed the money back into the ghost baby's pocket, "You save it for candy, uncle doesn't want it."

While speaking, Master Meng, who was meditating, opened his eyes vigilantly, "What a ghostly aura! Two ghosts?"

Huang Yong shrank under the table in fright, and looked at Master Meng for help. Master Meng picked up the mahogany sword, hooked the corner of his mouth, and said in relief: "Don't worry, with me here, no one can hurt you."

He stood up, took a few steps to the window, stabbed a spell on the sword, and said with a cold face: "Where did the evil spirit come from, dare to kill people, it seems that the Taoist priest has saved you today!"

A ray of white light struck, and the ghost baby dragged Li Shan to hide in a thrilling way, and ran away, "My dear boy! I'm fighting a ghost! Run!"

The ghost baby was so cowardly that she even wanted to resist, and ran very fast.Li Shan had never seen such a scene before, so he could only run with the ghost baby.

At this time, two talisman papers were thrown out of the window, looking for their ghostly aura and chasing after them, they were far away, and already felt the danger above, this Taoist priest really has some skills.

"Help, help, help! Master Gu, save me!" The ghost baby was frightened and screamed, running wildly for her life.

Just when he was about to catch up, a murderous ghostly aura condensed into a sharp arrow, flew past the ghost baby's ear, and silently blocked the two talisman papers behind the ghost baby, one arrow pierced through two, black The ghostly aura directly burned the two talisman papers to ashes.Guiwa raised her head in surprise, "Yeli! Lingling!"

Eight-year-old Yeli stood in the air with a cold face, wearing a black robe, a red belt, and his black hair tied with a red headband, standing with the wind.With a black longbow in his hand, he glanced at Guiwa and the others expressionlessly, and pulled them behind him with a ghostly air indifferently, "Go away, I'm in the way."

The ghost baby shrank its neck in fright and did not dare to speak.

Yeli drew his longbow and pointed it at the glass on the [-]th floor. The murderous ghost aura shot directly into Huang Yong's house, violently tearing down all the ghost-killing things set by Master Meng. The ghost aura and white light After the collision, all the talisman papers and magic circles were destroyed.Yeli's eyes turned cold, he snorted contemptuously, and commented in two words: "Too useless."

Lingling sat on Yeli's shoulders, also wearing the same style of clothes as Yeli's, with long hair hanging down to her waist fluttering in the wind, big purple eyes flickering as she watched the show, her calves dangling leisurely, applauding her brother, He said proudly: "How dare you find a helper and treat us as ghosts? Ghost boy, are you two alright?"

The ghost baby shook her head and laughed silly, "It's okay, we run fast."

Master Meng saw that the magic circle he had carefully set up was destroyed, and the scene was in a mess. The ghostly aura even suppressed his aura. With a gloomy face, he swallowed nervously, "Who are you?"

Lingling pinched her waist proudly, almost reaching her armpit, and told the other party very arrogantly, "Gu Lingling, Gu Ye's daughter, it was my brother who hit you. My father said that this ghost was covered by him. Where did you come from, go where, or you will clean up together."

"Gu Ye..." Hearing Gu Ye's name, Master Meng's eyes flickered, and a bit of timidity flashed in his eyes. Gu Ye alone dared to kick the gate of the headquarters of the Mystical Art Society, breaking all the magic circles, and killing the ghosts. All of them were brought in because the people from the Mystical Art Institute hurt his raised spirit.With such a stinky, tough, and protective temper, he still has the ability, and his family background is so strong, there is absolutely no good fruit for him to fight against him.

Master Meng suddenly had the urge to turn around and run.

Huang Yong saw that he was not moving, and asked anxiously: "Master Meng, where is that ghost? Did you kill him?"

Master Meng's face darkened. Thinking of the 16 yuan he got, he was reluctant to take it out. Besides, the construction company respected him as a master, so he just quit. It will be difficult to find a job in the future, and he will lose face.So Master Meng stiffened his neck and said fiercely: "Gu Ye can't bully people too much!"

Yeli snorted coldly, "Bullying you? You deserve it too! Get lost!"

Master Meng trembled from the murderous look in Yeli's voice, this little brat was young and had a strong murderous look.

Lingling said crisply: "If you do many unrighteous actions, you will die yourself. You old man, you can help anyone, be careful of God's punishment!"

Master Meng's face turned red from anger, he is only 40 years old, how can he look like an old man?

Yeli had already aimed his bow and arrow at him, his eyes were cold, and his eyes had already told him, don't get out?Soul flies away!

Master Meng took a deep breath. After all, money and face are not as important as life. He hastily said to Huang Yong: "I will refund you the money. I can't help you with this matter. Please ask yourself!"

"What?!" Huang Yong was stunned. He was full of confidence just now, so why don't you just ignore it? "Master Meng! Master Meng? I'll add money to you! 20! 22! Master Meng?!"

No matter how Huang Yong yelled, Master Meng ran away without looking back. Gu Yeyang's ghosts are so powerful, so how powerful is he?

Huang Yong held his head in disbelief, his whole mind was empty. Master Meng, who loves money so much, doesn't even want money. What happened?

Seeing Master Meng running out of the building, Guiwa finally puffed up her chest, dragged Li Shan up to the [-]th floor from the window, pointed at Huang Yong inside, and shouted angrily: "Uncle! Come on! Fuck him!" Fuck him!"

Ye Li glanced at them, but didn't bother to care, helped Lingling who was sitting on the shoulder, and flew back to Ye's side.

Gu Ye took out a bundle of paper figurines folded by Lingling, which had already been covered with spells by Lingling. After injecting ghost energy, Gu Ye raised the spells, and as the paper figurines fell to the ground, countless and Li Shan A ghost that looks exactly the same pops up.Gu Ye squinted his eyes and waved his hands, fearing that the world would not be chaotic and said: "Let's go together, those who don't plead guilty, don't sleep well."

At this time, in the police station, "It's strange, why is the list of the Li Shan case gone? Has anyone seen the list I put on the table? If the Li Shan case is true, they are all suspects."

"No, I'll look for it again."

"It's gone."

"Whoever treats it as garbage, take it away, and I'll print another copy for you."

That night, everyone on the list was so frightened that they cried and called their fathers and mothers their fathers. They wished their fathers and mothers would have two more legs, and they were afraid that they could not run fast enough.

Early the next morning, someone in the Xuanshu group asked: Is Gu Ye in the group?As for Xie Cheng, pull him in.

In fact, Gu Ye has always been there, but the people who learned before didn't like him, so he has always been in it as air, and when he saw someone looking for him at this time, he made a fuss: I am here, what's wrong?

Crayfish is not too nasty: I received several inquiries on the post bar today, saying that I encountered a scary ghost last night, and I heard that the ghost you raised went out to fight yesterday. Does this matter have something to do with you?

In fact, everyone has already guessed that it is almost inseparable, and only Gu Ye dares to make such a fuss, and only his faction is capable of making so many ghost substitutes.

Gu Ye replied with a smile: They took black-hearted money, let me scare them, tell them quickly, if you want to survive, you can surrender yourself, the police station has a righteous spirit, ghosts can't get in.

Someone asked: It depends on the situation, even good ghosts can enter.

Gu Ye: I lied to the scum (light cigarette.jpg)

The group was full of hahaha. I didn't expect Gu Ye to be so easy to talk and joke. They all got acquainted with him and said that they had also learned this method.A bad move, if one person can't think of it, if everyone thinks about it together, there will be no worst loss, only more loss.

As a result, the police station received more than a dozen calls to surrender that day. For the first time, in a case without evidence, the suspects surrendered in a group!

The policeman in charge of this case was also confused, what's going on?

At this time, Huang Yong couldn't take it anymore. As the main suspect and an insider, no matter how good his psychological quality was, he couldn't bear being so scared. He ran to the police station himself, holding the gate of the police station, feeling weak. Knelt on the ground and cried, "I surrender, please arrest me quickly! What do you ask, what do I say, don't let me out, I can't take it anymore!"

police:"……"

Faced with more than a dozen criminals who surrendered, they were all crowded in an interrogation room, scrambling to pour out their crimes like pouring beans.

The highlight was still on Huang Yong's side. He was interrogated alone. Huang Yong was no longer as calm as he was when they first met. His face was sallow and his eyes were black, as if he hadn't slept for several nights.He was trembling, as if he could faint in the next second.

"Li Shan did fall when he was working on our construction site. He fell to his death on the spot. The main reason is that the safety measures were not done well. We took out [-]% of the money for safety protection and divided it equally. Chen Hong took the money One-third of the net, and the rest we share equally. This is not the first time, we have done this before, and we have used inferior ropes, hollow chains, old nets, and it has been several years."

The policeman raised his eyebrows in surprise, and looked at him suspiciously. It was the first time he saw a suspect who was so cooperative, and he explained it so clearly. Did he not want to go out or what?

Huang Yong continued: "After Li Shan fell to his death, I called Chen Hong to discuss it. In order not to affect the delivery of the house or affect the performance, I brought four of Li Shan's workers and put his body into the cement mixer. , smashed up on the spot, and mixed with several tons of sand, and the body was nowhere to be found. What else do you want to know? As long as I live in the police station, I will say anything.”

The policeman felt his scalp tingle when he heard this. This method of destroying corpses and traces was simply insane, "Catch Chen Hong first and then talk about it!"

Chen Hong has long been under the surveillance of the police. As soon as he said he wanted to arrest Chen Hong, the policeman in charge of monitoring him hurriedly reported: "Chen Hong is missing. I have been watching him all the time. He didn't come out at home. I don't know why. A The big living is gone!"

The police immediately dispatched police forces to look for Chen Hong, but at this time, Chen Hong was already standing on the roof of No. 15 building in Changming Community.Of course he didn't want to come here, but was arrested.

"What on earth do you want to do?" Chen Hong felt the wind above and looked at the buildings in the distance. He felt dizzy and had a feeling that his feet were hanging in the air. He was so frightened that he squatted on the ground, pressed his hands on the ground, and moved. They dare not move.

Li Shan asked lightly: "A person who died unjustly, what do you think I want to bring you here?"

"I don't want to die! I can't die!" Chen Hong climbed to the stairs with hands and feet, trembling all over, and was so frightened that his whole body was cold.

Li Shan walked over, grabbed his collar and dragged him to the edge like a dead body, picked him up, made him stand upright, pinched his neck and made him look down, Chen Hong immediately frightened When he collapsed, his whole body was shaking like a sieve, and he dared not open his eyes.

Li Shan squeezed his neck slightly harder, and asked sullenly: "Is it very high? If you fall, you will definitely die?"

Chen Hong nodded vigorously, "It's terrible! I can't do it, I'm afraid of heights!"

Li Shan said coldly: "Look, it's so high, it's at this position, and it's falling right here. The protective net below is really not strong. It will break if you drop it. Do you want to try the feeling of jumping off?" ?”

"No! You let me go! I will be your cow and horse in the next life! I will burn incense and worship Buddha for you every day!" Chen Hong was so frightened that his voice changed, he begged for mercy incoherently, and tremblingly said: "I beg you! I was wrong Alright, let me go!"

At this time, someone had already found someone upstairs, so they called the police with good intentions. The firefighters arrived quickly, spread a thick air cushion underneath, and shouted at Chen Hong with a loudspeaker, telling him not to get overwhelmed.

Chen Hong was so frightened that he almost peed. Seeing the firefighters was like seeing a savior, crying and shouting: "I don't want to die! Save me! Come up and save me!"

Li Shan hooked his mouth, stood behind Chen Hong and pushed gently, "Let's feel it."

"Ah!!!" Accompanied by a shrill scream, Chen Hong fell straight down, and was forced to experience the despair of falling from a high altitude.

The result: he did not die, but had multiple fractures all over his body.

When the police found Chen Hong, he had already been carried into an ambulance. So far, all those involved in the case have been arrested.

This is a case where there is no evidence, but all the suspects surrendered themselves.

Li Shan's four workers, who concealed their crimes and participated in the destruction of corpses and traces, were confiscated of 20 stolen money, and they should also be held legally responsible.

Seeing this result, Li Shan was neither sad nor happy, and the resentment in his body dissipated little by little, and he bowed deeply to Gu Ye, not straightening up for a long time.

Gu Ye said with a smile: "In this world, there is still justice. Money can't buy everything. You can't buy justice, you can't buy laws, and you can't buy stupid masters like me who don't want money."

Li Shan said gratefully: "Thank you! I have nothing, except thank you, I don't know how to repay you."

"Your sincere thank you is enough." Gu Ye smiled and waved his hand, "The obsession is gone, just go and go where you should go."

Li Shan's figure gradually became transparent. Before disappearing, he glanced at Guiwa and sighed, "It would be great if you were my son."

Guiwa looked confused and looked at Li Shan who had disappeared, "Uncle, what do you mean?"

Gu Ye explained: "Uncle means that he likes you very much and wants a son like you."

The ghost baby held her face, her shocked eyes almost popping out.

Gu Ye couldn't help laughing, the two of them were indeed destined, "Do you want to reincarnate with him? I'll take you there."

The ghost baby asked subconsciously: "Are you going to drive me away?"

Gu Ye smiled, "I just think you two are destined. If you don't want to leave, you can stay. You are still in charge of the hygiene at home, but you can take care of your meals."

The ghost baby happily got into the cloudy doll pendant, and flew around Gu Ye, "Then I choose to stay!"

After sending Li Shan away, Gu Ye lit three sticks of incense, and bowed to his master's tablet, "I will keep everything you taught me in my heart. Even though you have been gone for so many years, I will still do it to avenge the ghosts. To open the way for others and live with a clear conscience, Master, are you happy?"

Curly green smoke hovered over the tablet, and the tablet would not give him any response.

Gu Ye looked at the cold memorial tablet, feeling aggrieved like a child, "Don't you miss me? You don't come back to look at me, you don't even give me a dream, how assured are you of me? I'm looking for someone , man, are you surprised?"

After being silent for 2 minutes, Gu Ye gently touched the words on the tablet with his brows and eyes, and raised the corner of his mouth, "Old man, I am doing well, don't worry, I will send you a few more beautiful girls some other day, Be happy~”

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Li Shan’s case was soon released with a closing report. This case made the entire police station feel unbelievable. After Mu Jingfei learned about the whole incident, she called Gu Ye: “Are you involved in this case? The way to solve the case Unheard of."

"Hey." Gu Ye narrowed his eyes and smiled, neither admitting nor denying it.

Mu Jingfei immediately knew that her guess was right, "Boy, we really want to set up a special department at that time, will you come?"

Gu Ye smiled and said, "What am I going to do? Eat?"

Mu Jingfei said angrily: "As the team leader, I will hand over all special cases to you, and we can still cooperate."

"Then I can't do it. I don't clock in every day, and I don't follow the rules. But I have a recommendation from someone who is of the right age and more stable."

Mu Jingfei chuckled lightly, "That's all I said, there's nothing left to tell."

Gu Ye narrowed his eyes, "Oh."

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There were two days before school started, Gu Ye packed his things, moved completely to find Yu Ze, pulled the other party's sleeve and acted like a baby, "Honey, you want to send me to school."

Yu Ze finally waited for him to finish his work, and he agreed to any request, "Okay, I will arrange the time in advance."

Gu Ye took out a card from his wallet, "This is the key card of my house. I changed the password one day and I forgot to tell you. You will send me to school in the morning and send my luggage to my house. You still need to find Someone washed my car and sent it to me."

Yu Ze nodded and agreed, "Okay, leave early in the morning, I can catch up."

Gu Ye said happily: "Others go by themselves, but I am different. I have a partner, and I am so handsome and rich. Why do you think I am so good? How can I have such a good eye?"

Yu Ze was amused by him, held his hand, and finally enjoyed this leisurely time, "You are the best."

Gu Ye originally wanted to say a few words, but he felt embarrassed after being praised so sincerely, "Let's go for a walk. When I came here, I saw a new ice cream shop opened on the street. I want to eat it."

The night outside had already fallen, and it wasn't so hot anymore, so the two of them took a walk after dinner, and left the house holding hands.On the way, many people saw the two men holding hands, and they all looked at them in surprise.

Gu Ye came to the ice cream shop and said happily: "I want the mango flavor, a large serving."

Yu Ze told the waiter: "I want a small portion."

Gu Ye said willfully: "I want the big one."

Yu Ze coaxed: "The big portion is too big, your stomach hurts after eating it, so ask for a smaller one."

Gu Ye curled his lips, "Would you like me?"

Yu Ze smiled and said: "That is without violating the principle."

Not long after, Gu Ye held a small bowl of ice cream, looked at Yu Ze with raised eyebrows, and said dissatisfiedly: "I found that you are really a chicken thief, and you always leave half of your words. But forget it, who made you handsome? I'll listen to you next time."

The two sat down near the window, eating ice cream, watching the people coming and going outside the window, Gu Ye said with a smile: "When I get old, I also want to open an ice cream shop."

Yu Ze looked at him tenderly, "Didn't you say you want to open a library?"

Gu Ye shook his head, "I don't want to, my dream has changed again, and I want to build a temple for the father of Hades, I have many dreams."

Yu Ze laughed. This dream is like a child's. He can change it if he wants to. After all, he is not sure what he wants to do. "I will decide later, anyway, I can afford you."

Gu Ye smiled and rolled his eyes, and fed a piece of mango into Yu Ze's mouth, "I love you."

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On the day the school started, Gu Ye packed his things early, and Yu Ze personally sent him to the school. When he arrived at the school gate, when Gu Ye got off the car, he was bumped into by Zhao Pengyu and Xia Xiang. Zhao Pengyu stared at his uncle resentfully, Growing up so big, his uncle never sent him to school.

The faces of the students passing by were indeed him. There was a post on the campus intranet that said: You can tell if it's Gu Ye just by looking at the legs!

Gu Ye leaned on the car window, smiled at Yu Ze and said, "This year's new course is out. I don't have classes on Saturdays and Sundays. Don't come here. I'll find you."

Yu Ze smiled and touched his head, "Okay, I'll wait for you."

After Yu Ze left, Zhao Pengyu dared to go over and poke Gu Ye's shoulder, and said disgustedly: "You two are tired every day, if you can give birth, my little cousin has already run all over the place."

Gu Ye smiled, "Heh, even if I tell you, you don't understand. You're single, and you didn't have a date before 25."

The corner of Zhao Pengyu's mouth twitched, "It's true, it's too poisonous!"

Gu Ye spread his hands, "I'm just kidding, you can believe it or not."

The more he looked like this, the more uncertain Zhao Pengyu felt, "Can you be more serious?"

Gu Ye smirked, "When did I become dishonest?"

Zhao Pengyu just wanted to say that when he was with them, Gu Ye really had very little time to be serious.

The three walked in together, and Zhao Pengyu felt bitter, "The new students will report tomorrow, and I don't know how many pure elementary school girls will come. Can I really not find a partner in college?"

Xia Xiang joked: "This year, it seems that the freshmen will have military training on the second day. You can go and watch and see if there are any blind people who can like you."

Zhao Pengyu was not happy, "Where is my condition so bad, why can a blind person like me?"

Gu Ye looked at the other person's face, smiled and shook his head, Zhao Pengyu's love life was smooth, but his eyes were high, and he really didn't like him in recent years.

The next day, the younger students flocked here. As in previous years, the seniors and older sisters were in charge of receiving the new students at the gate. As a representative of the whole school, Gu Ye was sent by the teachers of the department to receive the new students. Take a look, we not only have good grades, but also good looks, you regret not applying for the financial management exam!So, the three of them moved the table early in the morning, took the school's introduction sheet, and were forced to open.

When a primary school girl saw Gu Ye, she shouted excitedly: "Senior Gu Ye! Can you sign me? I'm your fan!"

The corner of Gu Ye's mouth twitched, what's wrong with these girls, why do they like to study metaphysics?

Another girl ran over from the side, not from this department, and said excitedly: "I study hard for you, and I was admitted to this university, senior, please sign for me too!"

Gu Ye signed, dumbfounded, "You study for yourself."

Just after saying this, a sunny boy shouted excitedly: "Senior Gu Ye, I like you! You are so accurate in fortune telling!"

There was a burst of laughter from the side, and everyone applauded the boy. Xia Xiang praised: "This is the first boy who dares to confess his love to Gu Ye directly. He has courage and courage!"

Gu Ye: "..."

Zhao Pengyu held up his mobile phone with a sneer on his face, "I recorded it, please treat me to a good meal, otherwise, hehe, these high-quality videos will be uploaded to my uncle's mobile phone in the blink of an eye, just wait, watery and hooked!" A three-on-four little aunt."

Gu Ye raised his forehead, "Please, please delete it quickly, you are not as cute as the twins."

Zhao Pengyu smirked, "They will become as uncut as me when they grow up, little aunt."

Gu Ye was speechless, "At least they both have face."

Zhao Pengyu raised his eyebrows and raised his mobile phone as if he was holding Shang Fang's sword, "I'm going to send it! Hurry up, apologize to me! I'm so swollen that I can fly up and let you know!"

Gu Ye was amused, "Fa, there are many people who like me, I'm just that good, let him see."

Zhao Pengyu asked in surprise: "Which one of us is shameless?"

Xia Xiang said with a smile: "Shameless."

Gu Ye nodded, "You play so well with the two shameless people, and you are shameless enough."

Xia Xiang blinked his eyes, only to realize that he was also involved, and he was also happy.

Not far from them were seniors from other departments, who called Gu Ye jokingly when they were not busy: "Junior Gu Ye, did you bring your mobile phone today?"

Gu Ye has been refusing to add friends for a reason: he did not bring a mobile phone, which is the consensus of the whole school, so there are often extroverted seniors who tease Gu Ye, do they bring a mobile phone?

Gu Ye smiled and said, "I brought it today."

The senior over there raised her eyebrows in surprise, and asked, "Add a WeChat account?"

Gu Ye smiled and said: "I'm sorry, my partner told me that I can't add beautiful young ladies on WeChat, he is very jealous."

Everyone who heard this looked over in shock, and Gu Ye personally admitted that he had a partner!

Many people heard this sentence, and the news was quickly spread on the campus network. For a while, the campus post bar exploded!

Top1 school gossip: The school grass admits that she has a crush!

Many students were curious: Countless people lamented that they were broken in love, and persuaded each other: Don't worry, the two of them will definitely not succeed!Must divide!That woman is definitely not as good-looking as Gu Ye, and she proposed to break up with low self-esteem!Then our chance will come!

Many people also asked: Is it Yu Ze?Gu Ye's rumored boyfriend is only one.

Some people think it's unreliable, just kidding, can you really find a man?Which eldest lady, marriage or something.

Downstairs, I instantly filled my brain with [-]-character marriage stories of rich and powerful families. Students who are engaged in literature can even write short jokes. In the end, Yu Ze appeared on the stage. The marriage snatching ended, and the scene was particularly intense.

Posts following this topic, the top 2 gossip in the school: The freshmen are here and going to military training, should we organize a group to eat popsicles in front of them?

As a sophomore, thinking of the hardships he had suffered, thousands of posts instantly popped up on the +1 floor, and they all signed up to go to the playground with an umbrella and eat popsicles. Whoever doesn’t go is a dog!

The most interesting thing is that the top 3 gossip in the school: burn incense in front of the photo of my male god Master Gu, ask Master Gu to bless it, and it will rain during the military training.

From this point of view, the host is a freshman, many newcomers followed Gu Ye, and a series of kowtowing emoticons can be made, and the seniors will join in the fun: It rains during the military training, because it also needs to be trained when it rains of.

Xia Xiang likes to visit the campus gossip forum the most. When he sees these, he takes screenshots to show Gu Ye, and asks Gu Ye: What do you think?

Gu Ye was about to vomit blood, "Why do I feel like I'm cold? If I can change the weather, what else am I going to learn? I've become a fairy!"

Gu Ye couldn't bear it, typed the names of the classmates on the screenshot, and posted a Weibo after a long absence: A group of little clever ghosts, there will be no rain tomorrow, but the day after tomorrow, just wait!

So, the top 4 gossip in the school: Master Gu predicted that there will be rain the day after tomorrow!Screenshots for proof!

The freshmen who knew Gu Ye all jumped up happily, cheering: Great!Military training should be cool, hahahaha~~~

More people thought it was impossible: the weather forecast didn't even say rain, how did Gu Ye see it?

The academic school gave an analysis: From meteorological analysis, when the radius of water droplets increases to 2-3mm, the gravitational force between water molecules is difficult to maintain such a large water droplet, and when it falls, it is split by the impact of airflow on the way, making the large water droplet This is also an important reason for the formation of rain in water-forming clouds and mixed clouds with strong updrafts.Now the air pressure is stable, and there are no conditions for rainfall. Scientifically speaking, there will be absolutely no rain the day after tomorrow.

Many fans of Gu Ye replied to him: What you said is wrong, the process is not important, science is not important, what Gu Ye said is the most important, Gu Ye is a master, he said it will rain when it rains!

Such unscrupulous fans who don’t believe in science’s “crazy” star-chasing behavior caused serious dissatisfaction with the academic guy. This guy is also a ruthless guy: If it rains the day after tomorrow, I’ll broadcast live on my head and drink noodles!Eight bowls!

Gu Ye's fanboys and girls: "..."

After a short silence, they all silently praised him and sent the warrior up.

Top 2 school gossip: It won’t rain the day after tomorrow, this hero will live stream him standing upside down and drinking noodles!Eight bowls!Let's wait and see, okay~