I Trick Even the Lames to Stand Up for Me

Gu Ye led Gu Yang to a pedestrian street that was not very prosperous. There was a shop selling wreaths and shrouds on the inner side. The back door of this location was diagonally opposite to the back door of the hospital, and the business was quite good.Gu Ye came to the door and saw a familiar shop with a complicated look in his eyes.

"Brother, this kind of shop is unlucky, what do you want to buy, you have to come here?" Gu Yang hugged the taxi seat and didn't want to get out.

Gu Ye pulled him down, "You wait for me for a while, and I will take you to eat delicious food later."

"Oh." Gu Yang obediently waited at the door.

Gu Ye entered the door and shouted: "Shopkeeper, can you bring me a thousand and eighty-one boxes of cinnabar?"

The shopkeeper was an old man, and when he heard that Gu Ye asked for the best products in his store, he lazily raised his thick eyelids, looked at Gu Ye, and a little disappointment flashed in his eyes.He stood up slowly, walked slowly to the innermost counter, and said in a hoarse old voice: "There was a young man who liked to buy this kind of cinnabar, but it's a pity..."

Gu Ye smiled, "We will still meet if we are destined."

The old man shook his head, did not continue this topic, and handed him the cinnabar, "The young man has clear eyes and knows the goods, which school?"

"I don't know, Master didn't say anything." Gu Ye pointed at a few things with a smile, "Please, I will give you a share of each of these things."

"You have a good eye, and all the things you take are good things." The old man couldn't help laughing, and wrapped up the things, exactly three thousand. "

Gu Ye paid the money, put the things in his schoolbag, and carried it on Gu Yang's back when he went out. This kid has eaten a lot recently, and he has grown really fast.

"Brother, what did you buy?" Gu Yang always felt that the things bought from this kind of store were scary.

Gu Ye said solemnly: "It's what the kid likes."

Gu Yang immediately felt chills down his spine, running around with that kind of thing on his back, can he really not attract ghosts? !

"I'm just kidding you, you're crazy!" Gu Ye took Gu Yang to find two shared bicycles, and said with a smile, "Let's go, my brother will take you to eat delicious food, so you can do things in the afternoon when you're full."

Gu Ye took Gu Yang to the other side of the hospital, where there are several small restaurants, "The beef noodles here are very delicious."

Gu Yang looked up, and there were four big characters of "Beef King" written on the big sign. There were two horns on the head of the cow character, and a big bowl was drawn on the far right. It looked quite affordable and had a very civilian atmosphere.Gu Yang didn't even know, when did his third brother, who usually doesn't leave the house, eat here?

It was mealtime at this time, and there were quite a lot of people inside. The two brothers managed to find a seat at the innermost place. Gu Ye smiled and shouted: "Boss! Two large bowls of beef noodles, plus an extra beef and an egg! "

"Okay!" The boss is chubby and very festive, and he always smiles when he speaks.

Not long after, two bowls of beef noodles that were as big as a small bowl were brought to the table. Gu Yang picked up the chopsticks in surprise, "There is so much meat! How much is such a big bowl?"

"A bowl is only 25 yuan." Gu Ye handed a pair of chopsticks to Gu Yang, "Eat it quickly."

While marveling at how affordable it is, Gu Yang took a big bite of the noodles with a bowl in his hand. After taking a bite, he puffed his cheeks and gave the boss and his wife a thumbs up, "It's delicious!"

The proprietress saw that the two brothers were good-looking and polite, so she smiled and gave them a small dish of cold salad.

Gu Ye lowered his head with a smile, and ate the noodles silently. The familiar taste stimulated his taste buds, and Gu Ye couldn't help but have a sore nose.

He was an orphan, and he was in an orphanage as long as he could remember. He was adopted by his master when he was six years old. From then on, he followed his master to get up early and go to bed late every day. , but also be scolded by the master.Once he couldn't take it anymore, lost his temper and ran away from home. Unexpectedly, he lost his way when he went out. When he was hungry, his master found him, kicked his ass hard, and then took him. That was the only time master beat him. Gu Ye was very impressed with him.Later, the master passed away, and whenever he missed him, he came to eat a bowl of noodles.

Just when Gu Ye was feeling uncomfortable, there was a bang at the door, followed by an "oops", and a woman screamed.

Gu Ye raised his head, looked at the flashing evil spirit outside the window, his eyes darkened, something happened!

An old lady at the door shouted angrily: "Boss! Your brand has hit someone again!"

The boss and the proprietress ran out in a panic, and the door suddenly became lively.

"What's the situation in your store! There have been several accidents! Did you hit something evil?"

"Stop talking, go to the hospital quickly! This big sister is bleeding from the head!"

"Everyone help, take this eldest sister to the hospital first!"

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With a pale face, the store owner ran back to the store to take the money, and then ran out in a panic.The proprietress looked at the big sign that fell down, and quietly wiped away her tears. The past two months have been in vain.

Gu Ye shook his head. The back of this store is the hospital, usually facing the hospital, slaughterhouses, funeral parlors, prisons, garbage dumps, pornographic places and other places will make the owner lose money.Moreover, the shape of the canopy outside the window is not right. It is often said in Feng Shui that "there is evil in the form". The shape of the two sides is pointed, just facing the house.It wasn't like this before, and I don't know when it was changed.

Gu Ye was full, wiped his mouth, and took out 50 yuan from his wallet to pay the bill. The proprietress forced a smile that was uglier than crying, "Young man, have you eaten? Come here often after it tastes good."

Gu Ye nodded, took out the last gourd on his body, and handed it to the proprietress, "The shape of this Yusha must be changed to a flat one, and the pointed one cannot be used. This gourd is hung on the window facing the hospital in your kitchen." Come on, don't keep your mouth shut, and nothing will happen in the future."

The proprietress asked suspiciously: "How do you know that there is a window facing the hospital?"

The windows are only for ventilation. They opened them themselves. They are so small that they cannot be seen from the outside.

Gu Ye didn't want to explain either, so he put the gourd on the other party's table and pulled Gu Yang away.In the afternoon, I have to buy a few gourds, otherwise it will be useless to pretend to be a ghost in the future.

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In the afternoon, the two brothers bought all the things, and in the evening, they took a taxi to an artificial stadium. When they got out of the car, they felt a human-shaped heat wave.There were crowds of people on both sides of the door, a group of little girls held signs and yelled like crazy, even the cold weather couldn't dampen their enthusiasm, Gu Ye and Gu Yang were instantly buried in the crowd.

"Little brother, you are also fans of Brother Rui! It's just the right time!" A very beautifully dressed girl enthusiastically handed the two brothers a big sign, "This one is a bit heavy, and it fits just right for you two to hold, come on, Shout with us! Brother Li Rui is the best in the world! Come on, come on! Brother Rui, take care of yourself!"

Gu Ye looked indifferent, wondering what Li Rui's fans would think after learning what he had done before.

Gu Yang was embarrassed by being squeezed, "Brother, did you find the wrong person?"

Gu Ye's brows turned cold, "Don't believe your brother?"

"No, no, I believe it!" Gu Yang quickly closed his mouth.

At this time, a commercial vehicle stopped slowly under the leadership of security guards, and Gu Ye felt that the screams around him were going to deafen his ears.

A young man wearing a low-key gray down jacket got out of the car and waved gently to the fans, "It's so cold, babies, be careful of catching a cold. If you don't have a ticket, don't wait, go home quickly. "

Gu Ye saw that the girl who was talking to them immediately covered her mouth and cried, "Brother Rui is so warm, I am so touched!"

Gu Yang was straightforward, and asked directly: "Your mother reminds you to wear long johns every day, are you moved?"

The girl immediately rolled her eyes at Gu Yang, and asked angrily: "Are you really a fan of Brother Rui? You can't be a fake fan, right? You're here to make trouble?" As soon as the words fell, everyone around He stared at his brothers with an unfriendly expression, as if as long as Gu Yang said yes, they would jump up and bite him to death like a zombie besieging a city.

Gu Ye held the sign in one hand, and pulled Gu Yang's ears out with the other, "My brother is not sensible, don't be angry, I will deal with him!"

After Gu Yang was pulled out, he suddenly had the illusion that he would survive the catastrophe, "People's hearts are terrible, so many people have been deceived by Li Rui."

Gu Ye sneered sarcastically, his black eyes seemed to see through the coldness of the world, "You have to know, you know people, but you don't know their hearts, ghosts and spirits are unpredictable, and people's hearts are even more unpredictable. Ghosts are changed by people, and death is caused by people."

Gu Yang squatted on the ground, looking up at Gu Ye's side face, always feeling that the familiar brother was far away from him at this moment.

At this time, the fans who got the tickets had already entered the venue one after another, Gu Ye looked over there, "I don't want to wait until his concert is over before going in."

"Then, you let that young lady go in by herself?"

"There are too many people here, and the yang energy is too strong, she can't bear it."

Gu Yang lost his mind, "What should I do then?"

Gu Ye pointed to the fence with a serious face: "You squat down, I will step on you, and send her in through this window, and Brother Huihui will buy you candied haws."

Gu Yang: "..."

I always feel that his brother called him out today just to carry the bag and serve as a tiptoe.

Gu Yang resigned himself to squatting on the wall, "Then hurry up, it's getting dark, and our mother is desperately calling for a call."

"Understood." Gu Ye agreed, stepping on Gu Yang's back just as he was about to climb up, when he felt a powerful ghostly aura flying towards him not far away, pressing over gloomyly, with a chilly chill , let Gu Ye gasp.He turned his head sharply, looked over vigilantly, and saw a luxury commercial vehicle coming from a distance on the road. The car was surrounded by purple aura, covered with auspicious clouds, and filled with auspicious aura. This is extremely rare only for emperors with destiny aura.However, what is even more shocking is that there is a ghost general in armor sitting on the roof of the car. Evil spirit.

The dense ghost aura and the purple dragon aura of the owner of the car were perfectly blended together. Gu Ye's eyes widened in shock. This strange fate is something I have only seen in my life!

Gu Yang also followed Gu Ye's gaze, and said in shock: "Fuck! Out-of-print Maybach! It's more than 1000 million, and our dad has taken a fancy to this car, saying that its black body lines are smooth, luxurious and stable, not only It shows that the owner is rich and powerful, and has great taste, but it is a pity that the production has been discontinued! My father bought a lot of Rolls-Royce and came back, but unfortunately he didn’t eat a good meal for several days.”

Gu Ye was not in the mood to listen to him talking about this, and his face was rarely serious, "Fourth, this kind of person is the son of God, the son of destiny, and ghosts and gods dare not provoke them. If you encounter them in the future, don't offend them."

Gu Yang smiled wryly, "Brother, can you get off my back and teach me a lesson?"

Gu Ye smiled and apologized: "I'm sorry!"

Gu Yang was helpless, he just wanted to say that brother, you didn't care about your apology at all.

If anyone from the business world passes by, they will definitely recognize the owner of this car. A well-known financial genius in China, the youngest rich man on the Forbes rich list at the youngest age, is also the leading business master in China. The heir - Yu Ze.This 26-year-old young man created a miracle when he returned to China three years ago. In just half a year, he pushed the teetering Yehong Technology Group to its peak again, and now it has become the leader of the domestic electronics industry. Boss, enter the world market.

Yu Ze was wearing a snow-white shirt, his hair was combed meticulously, from cuff buttons to collar pins, every detail showed that he was a perfectionist, with a sense of abstinence and indifference all over his body.Even the tear mole at the corner of his eye can't make him more popular, anyway, don't get close to strangers.

When Gu Ye was exploring his fate, he looked out as if feeling something, and happened to see Gu Ye who was climbing the wall on Gu Yang.

The secretary sitting next to him followed his gaze and said regretfully, "He's another high school student who doesn't study well. He's a good-looking kid who chases stars and climbs walls. Parents don't care."

Yu Ze turned his face back, and said indifferently in an irrelevant tone: "It's free."

The secretary smiled, "Mr. Yu's words are incisive, but Mr. Yu, are we really going to take that road? I heard that there are many accidents on that road recently, and some people say that the road is haunted."

Yu Ze scoffed at this statement, "How can there be ghosts in this world? Why haven't I seen them?"

The author has something to say: The attack you want is here.

Yu Ze: "There are no ghosts in this world."

Gu Ye looked at the roof of his car: "Yes~"

Ghost General: "..."

Those who leave a message will draw [-] red envelopes~~~~ In order to participate in the author conference, I asked to report to the hotel today. I have already got up, thinking, should I wash my hair?After seeing me, I think the name Fat Orange has to be dropped, I can’t struggle _(:з」∠)_ I really want to lose weight!But every time I ate less, I went to eat snacks when I was hungry. Once I ate three chicken legs. Anyway... I got fat again, especially during the period of net cleaning. Sometimes I went out to eat in the middle of the night, and I got fat again!Desperate_(:з」∠)_