Very Happy

"Yo, you're here too?" Zhang San and Xiang Zhen were in a group. Seeing Li Zhao and Zhang Kui, two young men coming over, he gloated and asked, "I heard that you got No.3 good grades?"

Seeing Zhang Kui and Li Zhao not talking, he laughed and pointed to an open space in the distance: "Go, there is the country that needs to be conquered by you."

"It's okay, don't be depressed." Li Zhao patted Zhang Kui's shoulder comfortingly: "We are young and have good physical strength. It is a good thing to plant more trees."

Young and strong?

Zhang San's laughter stopped abruptly, remembering that he was ten years older than these two young people, he sighed, time is not forgiving.

After the guests arrived, a professional teacher would teach them how to plant trees.The actual operation is much more complicated than they imagined. It is not enough to dig a hole and put the tree in and bury it.

The program team prepared deck chairs and parasols for the host, and asked him to sit behind and supervise the six guests planting trees.

"It used to be a desert here, but after years of continuous governance, many deserts have become oases." The host held a loudspeaker, drinking tea and talking to the guests about the difficulties encountered in the greening business over the years.

After the science popularization, he took a sip of juice slowly: "Come on everyone, I believe you will complete the task."

There were two glasses of fruit juice on the host's table, one of which was untouched and packed in a glass, which was very attractive.

"Brother, planting trees is right, but I think the key point should be whether the juice can be shared."

"Of course not." The host took a sip of the juice and said, "It's delicious and quenches your thirst. It's delicious in the world."

Zhang Kui: "Inhumane!"

Xiang Zhen: "Insensitive!"

Chapter [-]: "The heart is as cold as iron!"

Li Zhao: "Desperate!"

Qian Duoxi: "Human face and animal heart!"

Li Shi: "..."

It's not that he doesn't want to scold, it's that he can't think of a suitable idiom.This is the disadvantage of not studying hard when I was a child, I couldn't even think of a curse idiom.

"You scold me, even if you scold your throat, no one will come to save you." The host put on the image of a villain: "Hurry up and do things, don't want to sleep tonight if you can't finish it?"

"Really?" Li Zhao glanced at the untouched glass of juice on the table out of the corner of his eye.Then, with lightning speed, he rushed to the host, picked up the cup and gulped it down.

The host stared blankly at the juice in the glass, all of which went into Li Zhao's stomach, and he didn't recover for a long time.

So hard for a glass of juice?

Before he could recover, other guests swarmed up, "kidnapped" the host, and negotiated with the program group. If they didn't provide juice, they would "tear up tickets."

"We recorded a pastoral variety show, not a competition, right?" The director team was left speechless by the actions of the guests. Even if they didn't deliberately create a script for this show, the guests should not be too shameless.

For a few sips of fruit juice, it's really promising to fight wits and courage with them all.

Because the "hostage" was in hand, the director team had to provide each guest with a drink.

There are so many variety shows, and there has never been a guest on any show who is as shameless as the guest on their show.

After drinking a drink, the guests did not take the opportunity to stop working and continued to plant trees with hoes on their shoulders.

Singing and shouting chant and singing operas, there was a lot of laughter.

Not long after, the village chief rushed up with a few young and middle-aged men in a panic, and asked worriedly: "Just now, some villagers said that there are wild beasts infesting the mountain. Let's take a look. Are you all right?"

This is a big star who came to shoot the show, and the village can't afford to pay for anything.But it's also strange, there haven't been any ferocious animals here for a long time, why is there such a big commotion today?

Guest: "Beast, what kind of beast, there is no beast."

Village head: "Really? The villagers told me just now that they heard wild animals howling on the mountain. It may be the sound of the wind blowing through the valley, which made him hear it wrong."

Guest: "..."

When the village head took the villagers away, the host and the cameras couldn't help laughing.

"Ghost crying and wolf howling."

"The magic sound pierces the brain."

"Unbearable."

The host ruthlessly gave them three idioms.

"I'm acting in a TV series, and my singing skills are a bit poor." Xiang Zhen immediately blamed him.

"What a coincidence, I'm also an actor." Li Zhao followed suit.

"This part is choked, this part is choked." Both Zhang Kui and Zhang San depended on their voices for food: "It can't be our fault, it's only because they sing so badly that they lead us into a ditch."

"I think the survival rate of the trees you planted will not be too high." The host shook his head and sighed, "Do you know why?"

The guests ignored him.

"Because your singing is so ugly that you scared them to death."

"I think they will grow very strong. How can they see a rainbow without going through wind and rain?" Li Zhaoli said confidently: "Little trees that have experienced setbacks will have a particularly strong desire to survive. In fact, our singing is very beautiful, but in order to cultivate these little trees Tree, we cast off all images, what is this, is a strong love for Mother Earth."

The guests applauded: "Zhao Zhao is right."

"Spicy chicken program group, we have sacrificed so much, shouldn't you give us a raise?"

"It is impossible to raise wages, but tonight you are allowed to watch two hours of TV and talk to your family for 10 minutes."

"Stingy."

"Stingy."

"Grandet."

Today is another day when the guests and the program group hurt each other.

After planting the tree, it was already dark.The guests were too tired to speak. After taking a bath, they changed their clothes, huddled together and watched TV after eating.

The next episode of Qingxi Village and his party will be played tonight.

The last episode ended when they brought the sweet potatoes to the market, and the audience was very concerned about whether they could sell the sweet potatoes.So the show hadn't started broadcasting that day, and many viewers had already rushed to the official blog to check in and urge the show to start broadcasting quickly.

"Let me tell you, after watching Zhao Zhao sells sweet potatoes, you will know why he can sell things so fast." Zhang Kui set up a stall closest to Li Zhao, and when he couldn't sell sweet potatoes, he secretly went to see Li Zhao's. In the end, every time I went there, I could see Li Zhao coaxing the buyers into smiles, and he was willing to pay for a big bag of sweet potatoes to go back.

At the beginning of the show, there was a bustling market, where chickens and fish were slaughtered, fruits and vegetables were sold, and various ingredients and seasonings were sold. It was very lively.

Then the program group gave a card that said "Black Heart Program Group", a close-up.

Coupled with the old and outdated coat on Li Zhao, it can almost be called the tableware of the world.

Subscription in the later stage: The program team can't afford this pot.

"Hahahahaha." The other five guests slapped the table and laughed, all giving the highest praise to the playing card made by Li Zhao.

Li Zhao blinked at the camera, smiling innocently and innocently.

"Come on, let me read some popular comments for you." The host stood up holding the phone, "The comments from netizens are very interesting."

"The first one, although I really want to say that my Zhaozhao looks good in everything, but in order to sell sweet potatoes, I really worked hard. The program crew, please treat my family better." The host put down the phone and protested to the camera: " Audiences, speak with conscience, you should tell Zhaozhao, Zhaozhao, the program team is not easy, you should treat them better."

"Hahahahahaha." The guests laughed again.

"Second, Little Sunflower sneaks to see how many sweet potatoes Li Zhao has sold. It looks like me who wanted to copy the answers at the same table during the exam." The host shook his head: "This classmate, cheating is wrong. More What's more, even if you copied the answer, so what, as long as you don't study hard, you still can't pass the exam. In the show, is Zhang Kui's ability to sell sweet potatoes comparable to Zhao Zhao's?"

"Hahahaha." The guests laughed so hard they couldn't breathe.

"No wonder the program group divided us into two groups this time. It turned out that they wanted you, a top student, to save me, a scumbag." Zhang Kui covered his face, not wanting to see himself sneaking around in the camera.

"Brother Zhang, you're thinking too much." Li Zhao ruthlessly moved the stool to the side: "I can't carry you like this."

"Lang Jun, you are so ruthless." Zhang Kui covered his face, "In the later stage, remember to add an erhu sound for me in this passage."

Although it was a variety show that I participated in, the guests watched it with great interest, and at the same time felt that the other five guests except myself were sand sculptures.

Especially when they saw the two aunts frying up Li Zhao's sweet potatoes in the street, while the other five's sweet potatoes were still being picked on, they couldn't help but burst into tears.

In the later period, a small red circle was circled among the crowd watching the excitement, and the note was Mr. Zhang Kui, the melon-eating crowd.

"Student Sunflower, you can't sell your sweet potatoes, are you still in the mood to watch the excitement?"

"If Zhaozhao doesn't enter the entertainment industry, he can go to the neighborhood committee to be a mediator. This posture really looks like a mediator."

"Zhao Zhao, how did you grow your mouth? It not only stopped the two aunts from arguing, but also followed you to sell sweet potatoes to Ge Na."

"It's no wonder that so many people like your role as Mr. Wushuang. This mouth and face are so rare."

"Speaking of which, I haven't congratulated Zhao Zhao for his movie, which entered the top five domestic box office rankings." Xiang Zhen took the lead in applauding: "Congratulations."

"Thank you." Li Zhao said bluntly: "The film's success depends entirely on the hard work of the entire crew. I am fortunate to be able to participate in this film. At best, it can only be regarded as icing on the cake."

"You don't know, at the finale of the movie, the scene where you turned around and smiled gave me goosebumps." Zhang Kui patted Li Zhaode on the shoulder and gave him a thumbs up: "I shouldn't have said that. You are an idol actor, but in fact you are an idol."

"Yes, at first glance, Zhaozhao is in the same faction as me." Xiang Zhenchao Lizhao picked up the drink cup: "Come on, let's toast to our appearance and strength."

"These two are too shameless." Qian Duoxi shook his head in disgust: "Idol comedians like me don't bother talking to them."

Program group: "..."

None of these guests knew what they were doing.

The broadcast period of "Return to the Mountain Forest" almost coincides with the broadcast period of "Love". If the barrage area and comment area of ​​"Return to the Hermit Mountain Forest" are mostly hahaha, then under the "Love" program, there are fans from all walks of life. .

Some scolded the female guests for making it, some scolded the male guests for being straight and cancerous, and some scolded the program crew for who had less shots.Below the official blog, it is full of fans' accusations and quarrels.

Under "Returning to the Mountain Forest", there are all fans of various families blackmailing themselves, and they don't give their own owners any face at all.

"A man's mouth, you deceitful ghost, my son is a big pig."

"What's wrong with you, little sunflower, Tian Hei actually asked your younger brother to take you home, what about your dignity?"

"For someone to accompany him on a night walk, what dignity do you need?"

"I'm sorry, sisters, but I'm a little on top of these two."

"Sister upstairs, I too..."

"I'm sorry, my Zhaozhao is only three years old, that's why I quarrel with dogs."

"Hahaha, I quarreled with the dog, and I actually won the quarrel. You are a dog, Zizai."

"I checked the profiles of a few people upstairs and confirmed that they were really pear powder."

"I'm sorry, it's because I haven't seen the market, this is the first time I see fans scolding my dog."

Probably because the atmosphere among the six guests was too harmonious, none of the audience was scheming, or someone was deliberately targeting someone. After watching the first episode of the show, the whole process was hahaha.

"Strongly request the program team to release the unedited tidbits!"

"It's really not good, it's okay to sell it, we can buy it."

"Program crew, earn money if you have money, don't save money for us."

"Working every day is very tiring and depressing. After watching "Return to the Hermitage", I feel much better. Probably because I saw that the stars are worse than myself, and my mind has become more balanced."

"A certain show next door can actually steal their ratings with this sand sculpture show. I don't even look at who the show's broadcast platform is. Although the national TV show is a little rigid and the content is a little too positive, they will definitely not buy it. Viewed."

"I'm afraid a certain company bought the ratings themselves, so everyone who sees it feels like they bought it."

"Whether the show is good or not depends on the audience. My grandmother in her 80s is now a fan of Zhaozhao. Two days ago, she asked me to search for "Overbearing Female President" for her. Seeing Zhaozhao suffering on TV, the old man felt very distressed. No, let me buy food and send it to Zhao Zhao."

"My mother did the same. For Li Zhao, she even learned how to play Weibo and check in on Chaohua every day."

"In order to put Li Zhao on the list, my mother even set the alarm clock."

"Why do I feel that Li Zhao has more fans of aunts and mothers than girlfriends?

"Think about it, if you have a disobedient and ordinary-looking son, you won't talk to you about anything you say. Turning around, there is a sweet-mouthed, good-looking, obedient and well-behaved son on the TV, which is completely in line with the perfect son in your mind , will you like him?"

"So, Li Zhao is someone else's child in the eyes of mothers?"

"Who doesn't love a cute little prince in a castle?"

The cute little prince in the castle?

Xu Bei sneered, Li Zhao's kind of poor country dog ​​who came out of an orphanage deserves such a beautiful description?

After watching the program, guests have a 10-minute call opportunity.

"You can call your friends or your relatives." The host smiled: "But we have a request, we need the relatives or friends on the phone to tell you that I like you, or promise to lend you money."

"Brother, this kind of routine is used badly by other variety shows." Li Zhao raised his hand in protest: "I think our program group is a different kind of fireworks, there is no need to follow this kind of routine."

"Routines are not old, as long as they are interesting." The host ruthlessly dismissed Li Zhao's protest: "Come on, come on, prepare for the teacher first, you have high morals, you come to fight first."

"What is highly respected, isn't it because I am the biggest." A powerful actor like Xiang Zhen didn't care about his age, so he called his wife on the spot.

"Honey, what's my favorite thing to tell you when I wake up in the morning?"

There was silence on the other end of the phone for a few seconds: "Honey, what are you having for breakfast this morning?"

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

"Be quiet, be quiet." Xiang Zhen waved his hand in the air as if chasing a chick, telling the other five to shut up: "Think again, what will we say when we hug each other when we go out? ?”

The voice on the other end of the phone was much lower: "I love you?"

"Yes, yes, wife, I love you." Xiang Zhen's eyes were full of tenderness, and he talked to his wife on the other end of the phone for a while before hanging up.

The guests applauded.

"Brother Xiang and sister-in-law have such a good relationship."

"A model couple."

Li Zhao thought, if he was married, he would probably be like this when he was at home with his lover?

However, why did the background of the room that came to his mind be Ting Family's house?Even the person sitting on the sofa with him was Ting Ting.

No, no, there must be something wrong.

After the other guests finished their calls, it was Li Zhao's turn.

"Zhao Zhao, do you want people to tell you I love you, or do you want people to promise to lend you 100 million?"

"Borrow money."

Apart from fans, no one can say "I love you" to him, but he doesn't have any contact information for fans.

After dialing Yan Ting's phone number, just after one ring, someone connected to the phone.

Zhang Kui whispered to Zhang San: "This is the fastest answer among us." It was as fast as if the person on the other end of the phone was waiting for the call.

"Dude, is work over yet?"

"almost."

"I have something to discuss with you."

"what's up?"

On the other end of the phone, the man began to speak faster: "Are you in any trouble?"

"I want to borrow 100 million yuan from you."

The phone fell silent.

The atmosphere at the scene also became awkward because of the silence on the phone.Zhang Kui couldn't bear Li Zhao's embarrassment in front of the camera, and was about to speak to ease the deadlock, when the voice of a strange man came from the other end of the phone again.

"Someone has already arranged for the transfer, and the fast channel should get you to the account soon." The man was silent for a while: "Zhao Zhao, you are not a spendthrift character, did something happen to you?"

Thinking that Ting Ting might worry about him on the other end of the phone, Li Zhao felt a little regretful, and quickly explained: "Don't worry, I'm fine. Actually...I'm recording a program right now."

"It's good that people are fine." On the other end of the phone, the man's speech slowed down again: "Take care of yourself."

"Mmm." Li Zhao wanted to say a lot to Yan Ting, but in front of the camera, he didn't want to expose the private affairs in his life, so after chatting for a while, he hung up the phone.

Yan Ting looked at the phone screen that indicated the end of the call, and gently stroked the name on it with his fingertips.

No one knew better than him that Zhao Zhao would not borrow money from him easily.

But he just wanted everyone to know that there was a person beside Zhaozhao, as long as Zhaozhao was willing to speak, that person was willing to give.

Behind Zhaozhao, she is not isolated and helpless.

No one wants to bully his children.

After hanging up the phone, Li Zhao received a text message reminding the bank card to arrive.

"Accounted for 200 million?!"

Zhang Kui accidentally glanced at the content of the text message, and immediately let out a chicken cry: "You borrowed 100 million, and your friend transferred 200 million directly to you without saying a word?!"

"The world owes me such a good friend!"

The author has something to say: Baby Ting Ting: I want the whole kindergarten to know that Zhao Zhao is covered by someone.

[Why is Xiaobai, who likes to stay up late, bald?Because of the little white rabbit]