Boys in the Chinese Department are only allowed to digest internally

031

"Dance practice?" Song Yu was puzzled, "You know this?"

Yi Chen: "Little by little."

Song Yu: "Why don't I know."

Yi Chen: "This...but I'm not as good as you."

Song Yu was even more at a loss, "But I can't."

"Practice and you'll be fine." Yi Chen looked enigmatic, and he lowered his voice next to Song Yu's ear, "You have good hardware and learn quickly."

"Are you also good at hardware?"

"I...my hardware may not be as good as yours, but my waist is soft enough."

Song Yu looked at Yi Chen's white and baby-fat face, then at his thin arms and legs under his short sleeves, and reluctantly believed the answer, "So?"

Yi Chen: "So we're 'double martial arts'?"

032

Hearing the word practice dance, the girls around were all excited.

"Do you really want to dance? Right here now!"

"Oh you two can dance!"

"Our hip-hop club is really suitable for you, junior, join our club. Besides pas de deux, there are many people dancing together, Yi Chen also come!"

Everyone booed one after another, Song Yu felt noisy, politely smiled and refused, then dragged Yi Chen's arm and walked into the dormitory building.

Yi Chen's attention was all on Song Yu's hand holding him, and he didn't hear what others were saying at all.When I went up the stairs to calm down, I received a WeChat message from the third child.

【Third child: Since you guys want to fight with real swords and guns, I won't go back. 】

[The third child: The boss is not going back either, hurry up, there is still class in the afternoon. 】

【Third child: Oh, if you can’t attend class, let me know, and I’ll help you. 】

Yi Chen frowned, and replied: What are you talking about?

[Third child: I understand everything. It’s about martial arts. Don’t be afraid, Chenchen. 】

[Third child: I have everything in the closet, you take it yourself. 】

033

When Yi Chen said the word practicing martial arts, he swore that he just wanted to find an excuse to get Song Yu out quickly, why did it change in the mouth of the third child.

When they arrived at the dormitory, Song Yu went to the bathroom. Yi Chen remembered what the third child had told him, and opened his cabinet calmly, then closed the door with a blushing face.

Inside are two bottles of lubricating fluid and two boxes of condoms.

Yi Chen felt that the door could not be closed once it was opened.

"Yi Chen." Song Yu said loudly in the bathroom, "Don't you want to practice dancing, don't you want to get ready?"

Yi Chen outside was very flustered.He opened and closed the cabinet door, closed and opened it.He picked up the bottle of lubricating fluid, and hurriedly put it down as if it was burning his hands.

What to do? What to do? What to do!

034

So when Song Yu changed into pajamas and came out, he saw Yi Chen undressing beside the bed.

Yi Chen's jacket was half turned up, exposing his thin waist, which he could wrap around with one hand.Song Yu always thought that Yi Chen's face was already very white, but he didn't expect that his body was so white that it was almost transparent, and it was slightly red because of the heat.

Song Yu groaned in his heart, and then he saw the complete SpongeBob SquarePants—it turned out that SpongeBob SquarePants was holding a little Pai Daxing in his hand.

Song Yu: "..."

Song Yu: "What are you doing?"

Yi Chen tilted his head slightly, Song Yu couldn't see his face clearly, he only heard him say, "Don't you want to compete?"

"I won't."

"You won't? You said you would teach me the other day!"

"What shall I teach you?"

"You said it in the woods."

Song Yu finally sensed something was wrong, he was silent for a while before saying, "Didn't you mean dance practice?"

Yi Chen: "I'm talking about practicing martial arts."

……

They don't seem to be saying the same thing.

035

Song Yu: "I thought you were going to teach me how to dance."

He's not interested in dancing at all, he just wants to get away from those people, but if Yi Chen wants to teach him, he just tries to learn it.

So what are you doing now?

When Yi Chen heard the word dancing, his panicked head finally turned slowly, and he immediately thought of the discrepancy between Song Yu's understanding and his.

This fucking deviation is too far away!

Although it's all about exercising...

But this nature is different!

He thought he could see Song Yu's red tasseled spear coming...

Countless thoughts flashed through Yi Chen's mind. In Song Yu's eyes, it was his sand sculpture roommate standing there motionless like a piece of wood. He came out of the bathroom in a daze.

When Song Yu moved, Yi Chen suddenly came back to his senses.

Day, the third child's cabinet is not closed yet!

So Song Yu saw Yi Chen jumping up like a rabbit, taking two big strides to the third child's closet, and then slammed into the closet door that the boss had left open before going out.

The cabinet door just reached Yi Chen's waist, Yi Chen's whole face contorted in pain, and he still didn't forget to close the third child's cabinet door.

Song Yu was taken aback by this earth-shattering shock, and hurried over to see Yi Chen's situation, "I'll see where it happened."

Yi Chen silently covered his waist.

He didn't expect that before he came out of the closet, he was slammed back by the closet door.