Boys in the Chinese Department are only allowed to digest internally

001

Yi Chen is a student majoring in Chinese language in the Chinese Department of a normal school.

Before enrolling, all his friends told him that normal school is very easy to find girlfriends, and it is easier for those who are not ugly like him.

Yi Chen was deeply convinced.

He felt that with his good looks, he would be able to have a vigorous campus love.

One week into school, Yi Chen still hasn't left the order.

One month into school, Yi Chen still hasn't left the order.

With the start of the first semester, Yi Chen still hasn't left the order.

It's the first school year, and Yi Chen still hasn't left the order.

All the roommates who live together have left the singles, what should I do if he is the only one left?

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002

Yi Chen always thought that he couldn't find a girlfriend because he wasn't good enough.

He later found out that none of his roommates had girlfriends, but boyfriends.

Yi Chen's face was shocked - so did his efforts go in the wrong direction?

The boss of the dormitory patted Yi Chen on the shoulder, and said earnestly: "The fat and water don't flow to outsiders, and the internal digestion of our Chinese department is pretty good."

That's right, his roommates and their boyfriends are all from the same department.

As the new semester begins, Yi Chen firmly believes that he has to digest it internally.

003

The opportunity came soon.

At the beginning of the sophomore year, a new major transfer student moved into the dormitory.

"Hello, my name is Song Yu."

Song Yu was quite famous in his original profession. He was close to 1.9 meters tall, with broad shoulders and long legs, sharp eyebrows and starry eyes, sharp facial lines, and a little ruffian when he smiled.

Yi Chen thought: handsome enough, worthy of him.

The dormmates obviously thought the same way, the boss looked at Yichen, the youngest student in the dormitory.

Yi Chen was thinking about how to establish a good relationship with his new roommate, and then gradually figured it out, but he was pushed by the boss, subconsciously took a step forward, and blurted out the words without thinking.

Yi Chen: "My name is Yi Chen, are you willing to internalize it with me?"

004

There was silence in the dormitory, and Song Yu didn't understand, showing a puzzled expression.

Yi Chen wants to slap himself in the face, telling you to keep your mouth shut!

The boss is the boss after all, and it is urgent to save the brothers from the fire and water, "Chenchen ate too much at noon and haven't digested it yet, Song Yu, right? Let Chenchen accompany you to stroll around?"

Song Yu glanced at the already dark sky outside, and nodded with the idea of ​​getting along with his new dormmate when he first arrived.

005

Before going out, the third child whispered to Yi Chen: "There is a blind spot in the grove by the pond, try to hit it with one blow!"

Yi Chen: "??? I just met Ren."

The third child: "You know what to do first."

Yi Chen nodded, "What's the first way?"

The third child: "A man can't talk too much, and he can go up with a gun, do you understand?"

Yi Chen: "He carries a gun and I carry a gun?"

Third child: "Why don't you two compare? Whoever is older will mention it."

Yi Chen:? ? ? ? ?

006

Yi Chen and Song Yu went for a walk.

School starts tomorrow, and the campus is bustling with people.Song Yu greeted each other along the way, he knew each other and he seemed to be very popular.

Yi Chen, who aspires to be a salted fish, never leaves the dormitory if he can leave the dormitory.

The grove is far away, but dark enough.

You are very close to me, but your heart is so far away.

Yi Chen clutched his chest.

005

"This is the dining hall, and that is the Zhiyuan Building." Yi Chen pointed to the distance and said, "Go further to the woods, don't go there alone at night."

Song Yu felt that he had just snubbed his new roommate, so he couldn't help feeling a little sorry, so he answered enthusiastically, "Why?"

Yi Chen looked solemn, "The night is dark and the wind is high, and the small forest is prone to accidents."

"An accident?" Why hadn't he heard of it.

"Has died."

Song Yu immediately made up a bunch of murder cases of college students. He didn't expect such a thing to happen on campus. It seems that this campus is not very safe.

Unexpectedly, the new roommate was so worried about his safety, Song Yu nodded seriously.

006

As a result, Yi Chen said not to go there, but his body was very honest - he wanted to know where the blind spot in the third child was.

Song Yu frowned, and stopped Yi Chen before he stepped in, "Didn't you say you can't come at night?"

Yi Chen looked blank, "Two people can come."

Song Yu: "It's not safe for two people."

Yi Chen thought for a while, "That's right, two people are not safe."

After all, he entered the grove without hesitation.

Song Yu: "..."

007

Song Yu had no choice but to keep up.

When I went in, I saw the young couple kissing behind the tree.

Going forward is a young couple kissing by a small pond.

Going forward is the young couple kissing behind the rockery.

Song Yu: "..."

He knew why people were killed.

008

Yi Chen wanted to go behind the rockery to find out, but was held back by Song Yu with a complicated face.

Song Yu: "Don't disturb others."

Yi Chen: "I'll just take a look."

Song Yu: "What's there to see?"

Yi Chen: "I'm curious." He was curious about where the blind spot was.

Song Yu: "?? What are you curious about?"

Yi Chen: "The crime location and modus operandi."

Song Yu: "..."

009

Two people were pulling and pulling on the dark path.

Song Yu: "Your behavior is very bad."

Yi Chen: "If you don't know it, you have to learn."

Song Yu: "Have you never been in love?"

Yi Chen: "No."

Song Yu looked at the righteous expression on the white and handsome face of his new roommate, and couldn't believe it, "Really?"

Yi Chen honestly said, "Really not."

After all, it is quite difficult to find someone to digest internally.

010

Song Yu felt that Yi Chen simply wanted to watch pigs run without eating pork, but you can't watch pigs run openly.

So Song Yu grabbed Yi Chen's hand and said seriously: "Let's go back, if you want to learn, I'll teach you next time."

Song Yu thought that when he went back, he would pack the Yui Hatano in the computer and send it to Yi Chen to let him study hard.

Hearing this, Yi Chen opened his eyes wide, and they were extraordinarily bright in the dark night, "You teach me?"

Song Yu nodded, "I'll teach you." The big deal is to watch videos and study with you.

Yi Chen: "You want to internalize it with me?"

Song Yu couldn't hear what he was saying, because the young couple behind the rockery had already spotted them, and they were pointing and looking this way.He wanted to go, so he nodded perfunctorily.

Yi Chen:? ? ? ?This is promised.

He was a little flustered that love came too fast.