[Mythology] Two or three things that Nezha and the Third Prince Long must not say

Everyone was at a loss, and no one knew why.

Yang Jian asked weakly from behind, "Yes, do you want to go in?"

Daji stood aside with her arms folded, shaking her bangs that were long enough to cover her eyes, "Come in, otherwise there's nowhere to go."

After Daji finished speaking, she grabbed Second Master's shoulder and said to her, "Honey, lend me a haircut with your dagger later."

The second master lifted the curtain of Daji's hair, frowned and said, "It seems to be a little bit of a shame, and you seem to be losing a lot of hair recently, so if you shave it all, you won't lose it." How? Am I right?"

Daji put down her hair curtain again, covered her eyes and rolled her eyes secretly.

As expected, the second master didn't notice that this guy rolled his eyes at her. She pulled out the dagger from her waist, gesticulated twice in front of Daji's head, and muttered, "This should be similar to shaving your eyebrows!"

Daji:……

Li Yue stretched out his hand and pushed open the door of Wudu Station, making a long "creaking" sound, which sounded like old parts that had been in disrepair for a long time. The door was slowly pushed open and trembled. There is only a piece of paint, only a beam of light shining in behind Li Yue, and countless dust is jumping.

"Ding! It's bound, mermaid card."

The sudden electronic sound startled Li Yue, and he kicked the door panel with his foot that had just taken half a step, and the door panel trembled more violently, making a rattling sound like human laughter.

After hearing what the cold electronic voice said, Long San suddenly thought of a person, his pupils shrank sharply, he quickly stepped forward, grabbed Li Yue's hand tightly, and pulled the person to his side , and then said to the darkness inside the door, "I already know who you are, stop hiding, Lan."

However, there was no blue in the pitch black, and the only answer to him was the cold electronic voice, "Ding! It's bound, boy card."

Then Long San suddenly felt someone push him from behind, he turned his head to look, but only saw the gradually closing door, and the fading light, until finally plunged into complete darkness.

Li Yue was about to turn his head to see why his vision suddenly went dark, but before he could turn his head, Long San grabbed his hand and pulled it forward so hard that he fell out of the way.But he didn't fall to the ground as painfully as he thought in his consciousness, but felt that he was falling somewhere.

The feeling of falling lasted for a long time, until a white light suddenly appeared in front of his eyes, causing him to raise his hand to cover his half-closed eyes, and then some vague pictures appeared in the realization, he seemed to see a The little guy with a fish tail opened a shell with great effort, dug out the pearl inside and threw it out, then climbed in by himself, and then, the little guy closed the shell.

Li Yue suddenly felt dizzy, and when he woke up again, he found himself trapped in a cramped space with a strong fishy smell.

At this time, the cold electronic voice sounded around again, "From now on, you are Mermaid Lansha, follow the instructions to complete the plot tasks, or die."

Li Yue was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly realized that he entered the next copy directly?

The cold electronic voice continued, "Mission [-], Mermaid Lansha was brought home by the little boy Long Aotian."

Li Yue: ... What a damn name!

After complaining about the name, Li Yue remembered that the fish tail that he saw in a haze that picked out the pearls should be the mermaid blue sand, so, he is now in the clam shell?No wonder it's so fishy.

Li Yue groped around, and basically figured out the internal structure of the clam shell. Luckily, there was no soft, edible meat inside that was baked on charcoal, like a real clam shell. Otherwise, he would definitely be nauseated, the fishy smell was enough for him.

Li Yue put his arm on it and pushed it lightly. Sure enough, he saw a small gap cracked on the side, and a beam of light came in. He lay on the gap and looked out, but he didn't find any little boy. Instead, I saw a dragon three.

That bastard Long San ran in the sea like a fool, picking up a conch for a while, and a shell for a while, just like a fool who came to the beach for the first time.

Wait, Li Yue suddenly paused. He remembered that after he opened the door, he heard the electronic voice saying Mermaid Card, and also said a boy card. If the first Mermaid Card is bound to the advanced entrance If it is the one in him, then the boy card bound is likely to be Long San.

So Long San is the little boy Long Aotian?Then his task wouldn't be to play a fool at the beach.

Li Yue completely opened the clam shell, sat up expressionlessly, and found that Long San was not a little boy, the lump he had shrunk in the clam shell was probably the size of Long San's palm.

"Hello!" Li Yue called out to the silly boy who was scratching the sand with his back turned to him.

Long San's action of scratching the sand really stopped, and he slowly turned his head, and then slowly moved his gaze down, his expression froze instantly.

Li Yue looked behind Long San and found that this guy was making a sand sculpture. He carved an indescribable thing, maybe it looked like a dragon...but it actually looked more like an earthworm.

When Long San saw the palm-sized Li Mermaid Yue, he almost couldn't help laughing out loud, but because of the character set for this dungeon, he couldn't laugh, so he could only hold back.

Li Yue watched Long San holding himself until his neck turned red and his whole face twitched, so he stopped laughing.

In the end, Long San put his head in the water for a while before calming down completely, and changed into an innocent expression suitable for a little boy, but in fact, in Li Yue's eyes, this is an out-and-out fool.

Long San squeezed his throat, and was surprised in a very artificial way, then covered his mouth, pointed at Li Yue, "Wow, it's a mermaid!"

Li Yue rolled his eyes feebly, fuck the mermaid, take away the beauty and thank you.

Tucao is back to Tucao, for the sake of life, no matter how bad the script is, I still have to continue acting, Li Yue patted his tail, and said to Long San, "I am a mermaid, you take me home, and I can fulfill your wish .”

Long San showed a joyful expression, "Okay, okay, I'll take you home right away."

Long San picked up the clamshell that Li Yue was sitting on, rubbed Li Yue's head, and poked his face again. Long San's pretendingly innocent face seemed to be filled with the words "It's so fun". three words.

Li Yue couldn't help it, grabbed Long San's finger and bit it hard.

Then Long San pretended to cry in front of him, "Wow, the mermaid bit me, it hurts!"

Li Yue: ...fuck the little boy!

Li Yue directly closed the clamshell, and retracted the whole one, he didn't want to look foolish.

Long San clasps the clamshell with his fingernails, but fails to pry it open for a long time. Finally, he has to carefully hold it in his palm, ready to go home happily.

Lying in the clamshell, Li Yue felt a jolt, and knew that it was Long San who was running.As a result, after running two steps, the guy actually stopped. Li Yue was thinking about why Long San stopped when he heard him say aggrievedly, "But where is my home?"

Li Yue: ... This person is really hopeless.

In the end, Long San should have heard the prompt of the electronic sound, and ran towards one direction in a hurry.

However, Li Yue suddenly discovered something, he couldn't hear Long San's electronic voice, that is to say, due to the limitation of the character setting, the two of them couldn't communicate with each other, and they didn't know each other's tasks, so they could only follow their feelings, so The child is very difficult.This five-degree station that suddenly appeared was full of weirdness everywhere, which made him very passive all the time, as if he was deliberately leading him somewhere.

Li Yue heard the sound of the door opening. It should be that Long San has arrived home. Sure enough, the next second he heard an electronic sound ringing around, "Mission [-] has been completed, unlock skills, petrification. Mission [-], please protect your mermaid identity , don’t expose yourself in front of Long Aotian’s sister, the mermaid will only reveal her true body in front of her beloved, otherwise he will turn into a stone.”

lover?Unexpectedly, this script is still a love story, Long San complained silently, while pushing open the clam shell, intending to crawl out from inside, the fishy smell inside is really going to kill people.

As a result, as soon as Li Yue pushed the clam shell away, he was taken aback. He accidentally ignored his petite figure. As soon as he pushed it away, he saw Long San's big face suddenly approaching, and it met his pair that was almost bigger than his own. The eyes are bigger than the head.

"Welcome to my house, uh, do you have a name?" Long San stretched out a finger and poked Li Yue's palm.

Long San should have already known the name of the mermaid played by Li Yue from the electronic sound, and he acted like that. Li Yue glanced at him and replied blankly, " Blue sand."

Long San smiled and continued, "Hello, my name is Long Aotian, Long Aotian's dragon, Long Aotian's..."

"Stop it, I get it." Li Yue knew that this guy loves to act, but he didn't expect him to love acting so much.

"Oh." Long San thought he was a little boy, and his facial expressions were not too rich. With the word "oh", his mouth almost turned into a bird's nest.

Long San put Li Yue on the coffee table, ran to dump the goldfish in the fish tank into the trash can, refilled a tank full of clean water, and carried Li Yue into it.

Li Yue slapped Long San's hand.

Long San looked at him suspiciously, "What's the matter, Yuyu?"

"My name is Lansha." Li Yue resisted the urge to roll his eyes, and pointed to the trash can, "Go and pick it up for me."

Long Sanyi patted his head, "How did I forget that it might actually be your relative, I'll go pick it up right away."

Li Yue: ...

Long San picked up the goldfish and put it in a glass, took some water and placed it next to Long San, "Well, it will be your neighbor from now on."

Li Yue almost wanted to smash his dog's head, but the glass was too narrow, and the goldfish was bent over inside, daring not to move. Li Yue really doubted that the goldfish would be suffocated to death.

While Long San ran out, Li Yue crawled out of the fish tank, intending to carry the goldfish into the fish tank, but as soon as he turned over from the edge of the fish tank, he fell straight down, not only could not save the gold fish, but even himself I can't get up, the fish tail is really not easy to use, bad review.

When Long San came back with a bag of fish food, he saw Li Yue twisting on the table with his tail pouted.

Long San hurried over and carried Li Yue back into the fish tank, "Why did you come out, are you not injured?"

Long San's eyes were full of worry, and Li Yue felt ashamed, so he lowered his head awkwardly, "I'm fine."

"Then what are you doing crawling out?" Long San showed Li Yue what it means to change his face in a second, and now he is a little boy.

Li Yue sighed, then pointed to the goldfish in the glass and said to Long San, "Take it out and put it in the fish tank, or you will be suffocated to death."

Long San pouted reluctantly, and then asked, "Is this considered cohabitation?"

Li Yue: "... Get lost!"

In the end, Long San still listened to Li Yue's words, picked up the goldfish and put it in the fish tank, and said to Li Yue, "Yuyu, you can't just forget about me when you have it."

Li Yue was speechless again.

"By the way, you should throw away that fish food, I won't eat it." Li Yue looked at Long San and said.

"Then what do you eat?"

Li Yue thought for a while and replied, "I will eat whatever you eat."

"Okay." Long San narrowed his eyes with a smile, then couldn't hold back his itchy hands and stroked Li Yuehai's long blue curly hair.

It was only when Li Yue realized that his hair was so long. He touched it himself, and it was surprisingly smooth. It felt different from the hair on Xiaotian's body, but it was really comfortable when he touched it. .

At this moment, Li Yue suddenly felt a shadow covering his head, he raised his head suddenly, and found a strange face, it was a little girl.

"Are you a mermaid?"

Only then did Li Yue think of task two, and belatedly turned into a stone.

But it was too late, the little girl had already seen him touching his hair just now.

Li Yue sighed silently, sure enough, it was a mistake to slap the hair.

The little girl fished out Li Yue, who had turned into a stone mermaid, out of the fish tank. She didn't know when a pair of scissors appeared in her hand. The sharpest part was placed on Li Yue's neck by the little girl. She sighed. He said, "Hey, hey, you've turned into a stone. I wanted to cut off your hair, but what should I do if you're turned into a stone?"

"Sister, what are you doing!"

Suddenly there was a cold questioning sound from behind, the little girl turned around and found that it was her younger brother Long Aotian, so she put the hand holding Li Yue behind her back.

"It turned out to be my dear brother. I didn't do anything. You read it wrong."

Long San stepped forward, picked up his elder sister who was less than half his height, and snatched away Li Yue who was tightly clutched in her hand.

"Sister, this is mine."

The little girl got a little angry, showing an angry expression, gnashing her teeth and shouting to Long San, "But you said you would catch a beautiful mermaid and give it to me as a birthday present."

Long San put Li Yue who had turned into a stone into the fish tank, then carried her sister and threw her into the room, and locked the door, "But it's not this one, and it's not your anger today."

The little girl slammed on the door frantically in the room, "My birthday will be in three days, if you don't give me a mermaid as a present, you will die!"

Long San heard the electronic sound in his ear repeating over and over again, "ooc warning, punishment, sister blackened, please get ready."

Long San looked at Li Yue, who had turned white and floated on the water in the fish tank, and rubbed his forehead with some headaches. It turned out that his collapse of the human body was just to increase the difficulty of the dungeon, and Li Yue's collapse of the human body would directly kill him?Fortunately, I have already given him the ability.But he should have guessed long ago that that guy Lan has always been full of malice towards Nezha and Li Yue.

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OOC is the abbreviation of OUTOF CHARACTER, which refers to leaving the original character of the character.