[Mythology] Two or three things that Nezha and the Third Prince Long must not say

The group leader said, "The offering can be anything on your body, such as clothes, jewelry, etc., as long as it belongs to you."

Long San stared at the words on the screen, and suddenly touched his head with his hand, "I don't know if it's okay to have hair, otherwise my thick hair would be enough for me to live for a while."

As soon as Long San finished speaking, the group leader sent another message, "The offering must be complete, otherwise it will be invalid."

Long San lay a silver-white hair in his heart, pushed his hand to Li Yue and said, "I think my hair is quite complete."

As if spying on what Long San said through the screen, the group owner then said in the group, "hair, nails, eyelashes and the like belong to the human body. If you want to use your own body as a sacrifice, you need to keep the human body Integrity, of course, after the confession you are a corpse."

Long San looked at Li Yue aggrievedly, "Look at him, he's so fierce!"

Li Yue: ...

This person shouldn't be too disgusting, Li Yue didn't even dare to look at him, for fear that he couldn't help but vomit in front of him.

Long San blinked, and found that Li Yue still didn't look at him, so he knew that he must have disliked him again.Long San put the words "self-knowledge" behind his mind, moved a chair and rubbed it next to Li Yue, and pretended to analyze, "I feel that this group is like a mysterious organization, and the members of the group seem to be cursed. "

Li Yue pushed away Long San's arm pressing the keyboard, stared at the screen and said to him without looking back, "I can see all of this, so you don't need to repeat it again."

Long San rubbed his nose, smiled mischievously, stepped on his feet, and rubbed back with the chair.

The chair rubbed against the ground and made a sharp and piercing sound. Li Yue frowned and turned his head to look at him coldly, "Don't move, this sound sounds uncomfortable."

Long San twitched the corners of his mouth lazily, then rested his chin on the back of the chair with his hands, squinted his eyes and looked at Li Yue, "Okay, then I won't move."

Li Yue: ...When this person became serious and naive, the kindergarten didn't dare to accept him, because he thought he was too young.

There was an old lady in the Internet cafe, with poor eyesight and poor hearing, she pointed at the computer screen and kept asking what it was, all the people around her were annoyed by her, even the npcs ran away.

The old lady even knew that she had something to ask the network administrator, so she grabbed a young man nearby and asked him to help her to the counter, then tapped the counter with the faucet on the crutch in her hand, and stared at the drinking water behind Long San solemnly. Ji said, "Young man, what do you do with the computer, I can't see clearly."

Long San moved to the water dispenser, and finally met the eyes of the old lady, and couldn't help but sighed, "Grandma, you have bad eyesight, even if I tell you how to do it, you won't be able to see it."

The old lady squinted her eyes, then turned her head to look at the potted plant on the other side, "Young man, don't move, my eyesight is not good, I can't see you clearly when you move around."

Long San: ... I didn't move and you didn't see where I was!

Didn't hear Long San's voice, the old lady was still puzzled, "Young man, why don't you talk?" She lay down on the counter, stretched her neck forward, stared at the potted plant carefully, and spit out, "Ouch! Hey, why did you dye your hair green?"

White-haired Ryuzo: ...

At this moment, the computer screen suddenly went black, and everyone stared at the screen nervously, but a pale face suddenly appeared, even Li Yue was caught off guard, and his hand on the mouse trembled subconsciously .

As a result, there was a line of small words under the grimace - click the mouse to receive the luxury package of death!

Li Yue: ...

Receive your grandpa's luxury package!

Obviously, Li Yue was not the only one who was recruited, and there were many sighs in the small Internet cafe.

The invisible old lady knocked on the floor with her cane for no reason, "Hey! What's the sound? Is something leaking?"

Everyone who is out of breath: ...

After the old lady said this, the sighs and sighs around her miraculously disappeared, replaced by envious and jealous eyes from everyone looking at the old lady.

They are all thinking, if I am blind, then I will not be scared, it is good to be blind!

Then there was another burst of piercing laughter from the stereo, a particularly sharp kind that made people want to scratch the wall.

When everyone was scratching their heads in agony, the old lady was standing in front of the counter, leaning on a cane, and suddenly said, "Is it on fire? I think I heard the alarm go off."

Everyone was sour again, and they hated themselves for hearing so well at this time.

The person who laughed seemed to have been insulted by the word "warning" in the old lady's mouth, so he didn't continue to laugh, but cleared his throat, which lasted for a long time.

Long San leaned in front of Li Yue and poked him on the shoulder, "So, laughing like that is a bit useless."

Li Yue chose to ignore Long San expressionlessly.

The sound of throat clearing on the stereo seemed to be getting farther and farther away, and then there was a sound of splashing water, as if the man was pouring water, and everyone heard him drinking water after pouring the water.

As a result, the man was still clearing his throat after drinking the water. It seemed that his throat was broken from laughing. It's serious.

The man couldn't help swearing, and then the computer returned to normal, and the chat box showed that the group owner posted an assignment to all members of Aite.

"Play a game and win, and those who complete it will be exempted from making offerings for one day."

There was an explosion in the Internet cafe.

It was only then that Li Yue slowly felt that everyone in this Internet cafe seemed to be members of the "Yan Wang smiles, life and death are unpredictable" group.

A normal person would go to an Internet cafe to play games, watch dramas, check information, or whatever, but in this Internet cafe, everyone came to chat with the phone.

Li Yue was thinking about it when the computer screen suddenly changed and jumped directly into the game page. It seems that this is still a mandatory task.

The name of the game is "Access on the Right". The character is a green villain. The rule is that you must always walk on the right side, jumping over obstacles and traps. It looks like an action parkour game.

"It doesn't bother me."

Long San rubbed his hands together, and then started the game.

Li Yue stared at Long San playing the game, as if it was really simple.

So Li Yue also started the game.

As a result, Li Yue's game ended just as it started.

The system reminded him that your hand speed is too slow!

Li Yue stared at the grayed out screen, and stubbornly clicked on the game again, but in the end, he died in seconds.

Li Yue didn't believe in evil, he clicked on it again, and it died again. After that, he tried several times, but ended up with a gray screen every time.

Long San, who had cleared the game a long time ago, couldn't stand it anymore. Just as he stretched out his hand that just wanted to help, Li Yue slapped him open.

"I don't need your help, I can do it myself."

Long San withdrew his hand, held back his smile, and touched the place on his hand that Li Yue had just touched.

Not far from the two of them, the old lady's eyes were shining brightly, staring at Long San and Li Yue.

Li Yue tried tenaciously several times, but each time he died at the beginning. He still hasn't seen clearly what pants the little green man is wearing.

A similar situation has happened to other people, and several people are clamoring whether the game has bugs.

In the end, someone in the crowd suddenly said, "Could this be the deluxe death package?"

Li Yue was about to start a game and suddenly stopped. The few people who encountered the same situation as him seemed to be the ones who were frightened by the grimaces on the screen and clicked the mouse just now. Li Yue remembered them. Swearing was used.

"So, the so-called luxury package of death refers to the characters in our game?" A person suddenly asked.

"It should be like this." Another person said uncertainly.

"It must be," said a man leaning back in a chair, relaxed.

Li Yue twitched the corner of his mouth, then turned his head to look at Long San, "Come here."

"Okay!" Long San moved the chair over, squeezed beside Li Yue, took the mouse, and clicked to start again.

As a result, the screen turned gray again, and the system prompted, "Your hand speed is too slow!"

It seems that this death package is bound to the little green man, not the hand.

Li Yue made a move, as if he was going to lift the table, but was stopped by Long San.

Long San held Li Yue's hand tightly, and said to him, "Calm down, if you break it, it will be gone."

Li Yue gritted his teeth and said nothing, but the blue veins on his forehead exposed his anger.

Long San rubbed the back of Li Yue's hand to calm his emotions, "Don't be angry, it's just a game."

Li Yue continued to grit his teeth.

The old lady at the side took out a pair of reading glasses from her pocket at some point, and pushed the temples while looking at Long San and Li Yue.

The second master and Yang Jian walked through the middle aisle leading a dog, and Daji suddenly kicked in front of the old lady and hit the old lady with her ass.

The old lady's eyes, which were halfway pushed, suddenly flew out and hit the ground. The old lady's hands froze in mid-air, and she was stunned. After a while, she said, "Hey, I'm going, my glasses!"

Daji, who had just bumped into the old lady, brought out the qualities of a husky to the fullest. She stepped on a shard of glasses with her hoof, pricked her foot, and lay down on the ground with a bang.

The old lady who was about to lay down on the ground and touch the porcelain was stunned, it was over, and people got ahead of her.

Daji was lying on the ground with her neck up and howling, the scream was miserable, the old lady was so angry with him, but she still couldn't walk, the dog pinned her foot down.

The old lady simply sat down on the spot, and started ouching with her legs.

Daji raised his head and glanced at the old lady, then changed the tune and continued to yell, the old lady ouched once, he owled twice, the old lady ouched twice, he wailed three times.

The second master felt the eyes of the melon-eating crowd around him, and felt ashamed to throw her home, so angrily, she threw the dog leash and left.

Yang Jian led the overly well-behaved Xiaotian and walked behind Li Yue in silence.

The second master almost moved his feet one by one, but she kicked away anything near his feet.

Long San smiled and lay down on the table, unable to straighten his waist, he patted the table while laughing and said, "This silly dog ​​hahaha."

The second master walked over with a dark face, and stared at Long San, "What are you looking at?"

Long San pointed at Daji who was lying on the ground screaming, "I'm watching the fun."

The second master groaned angrily, moved two chairs over with his bare hands, and gave one to Yang Jian, "Sit!"

Yang Jian sat down dumbly, always feeling that if he disobeyed the second master at this time, he might be beaten.

Daji lay on the ground and played for a while, but found that no one seemed to be paying attention to him, so she licked her nose, stood up intact, and ran to the second master's side.

The old lady held her feet and didn't stand up for a long time. She was fine at first, but who knew that the dog was too sideways, and her feet were numb from the pressure.

The second master was going to annoy Daji to death, and he kicked him flying.

When the scary face appeared on the screen just now, Yang Jian was also frightened. He accidentally clicked the mouse and was forced to receive the luxury package of death, which caused him to die at the beginning of the game, as did the second master, so the two of them discussed it. Let's come together to find Long San and Li Yue.

Daji is also considered a player, but when the grimace appeared on the screen to scare people just now, he was chewing on the keyboard and was not frightened at all. He even tried to scare the grimace on the screen and yelled twice.In order to prevent him from disturbing the people, the second master even wrapped his dog's mouth with a mouse line.As a result, Daji bit off the mouse cable.Taking advantage of the old lady's absence, the second master exchanged her mouse with Daji. The old lady didn't know about it, and now that her glasses are broken, it's even more impossible to know.

"So, among the few of us, only Long Sanhe and Daji cleared the game?" Yang Jian said.

The second master raised his eyebrows, and then the idiot with an aggrieved expression behind him said to the three of them, "Then besides them, all of us have to make sacrifices?"

"It should be like this." Li Yue nodded, and then continued, "But with the clothes on our bodies, we can still live for a few days before running naked, if he doesn't ask us to hand in a complete outfit."

Unexpectedly, Li Yue would tell bad jokes. The second master gave Long San a strange look, thinking that Li Yue must have been influenced by this guy.

"Wow!" Daji, who had been ignored for a long time, squatted behind and yelled unwillingly, trying to get their attention.

The second master picked up a keyboard and took a picture of Daji's doggy face, "Shut up, motherfucker!"

Daji was really hurt by the beating. She lay on the ground and covered her mouth with her front paws, looking at Second Master tearfully.

The second master suddenly realized that he seemed to be going too far. He twitched for a long time, and finally pressed the keyboard in his hand against his dog's head, "It doesn't hurt at all from my beating, don't cry!"

Daji:……

The phone on the counter rang suddenly, Long San picked it up and found that the other party was delivering food.

Long San went to the entrance of the Internet cafe and was quite surprised. The god of this dungeon is really conscientious. Whether it is a player or an NPC present in the Internet cafe, everyone has a takeaway, and the given is still a crayfish.

Long San greeted at the door, and everyone in the Internet cafe came out to pick up takeaways, each of them had to thank Longsan, thinking that Longsan had bought them for them.

Long San happily stood at the door enjoying this honor, and when all the food deliverers had left, he realized that he didn't have his own share.

Long San returned to the counter pitifully. Seeing his empty hands, Li Yue subconsciously circled the crayfish into his arms, "What's wrong with you?"

Long San scratched his head, "I didn't take this with me."

Li Yue moved the crayfish further in calmly, and then said to Long San, "At least you have received the gratitude of the people."

Long San curled his lips, "Thank you, but you can't eat it."