[Mythology] Two or three things that Nezha and the Third Prince Long must not say

Long San's shoulders were very hard, which made Li Yue dizzy, and his head was congested, and when Long San put Li Yue down, his eyes went dark.

When he woke up again, Li Yue found himself lying on the kang, covered with a damp and smelly quilt, still dead heavy, covering his body like a ghost pressing a bed.

The second master and Long San were sitting in front of the table, arguing for some reason. In short, the second master blushed and had a thick neck, but Long San still had a playful smile on his face. Li Yue was afraid that the second master would let him Get pissed off.

Long Sandao said, "I've said it before, I'm not an npc, I'm a guest just like you, as for why I have an account in this village, it's because of my ability, which allows me to be registered in any instance of God's game. Have an NPC identity of your own."

The second master narrowed his eyes cunningly, "You have revealed your ability so openly, aren't you afraid that I will steal it from you?"

Long San smiled, "Anyway, you can't guess the name of the ability, not to mention, what if my name is also a lie to you?"

"You're really cunning!" Second Master said through gritted teeth.

Long San cupped his hands, smiled and said to the second master, "To each other."

Li Yue couldn't stand the smell of the quilt, so he quickly crawled out of the quilt.

"Why can't you tell others your name?"

As soon as the second master becomes serious, she likes to cross her legs, and she likes to popularize science for newcomers, "If your name and ability are known at the same time, then that person can take away your ability."

Long San thoughtfully moved a chair for Li Yue, and Li Yue walked around him without even looking at him, and sat next to the second master, then asked her, "What ability?"

The second master asked Li Yue, "Before you came here, did you hear someone ask you, 'Do you want to have power beyond ordinary people?'"

"Yes, I said no at the time." Li Yue replied.

"Then how did you get in?"

Li Yue thought for a while and replied, "He asked me another question, and I hesitated."

The second master slapped his chin, "That's no problem. In short, people with desires will come here. Here, you may encounter some phenomena that ordinary people cannot understand, such as supernatural powers. Here It can all happen. This place is like a dungeon, as long as you pass the level, you may get rewards. Generally speaking, the so-called rewards refer to abilities."

Long San interrupted suddenly, "It's just possible, abilities are not so easy to obtain."

It is rare for the second master to hold the same point of view as him, "Yes, paper is needed to obtain abilities. Because the transfer of abilities is done through paper. For example, if I want to take away Long San's ability, then as long as I write Long San's name and ability On paper, his abilities belong to me. That's why I told you not to tell anyone your name."

Long San shook his head with a smile, and said to the second master, "It's not as simple as a few pieces of paper to get my abilities."

The second master rolled his eyes, snorted, and said nothing.

"But I don't have the ability?" Li Yue raised his hand and looked at it.

"Maybe there will be one in the future! My ability is acquired later, so I always have to leave a way out for myself. And the dungeon we are entering now, if we are lucky, we may get the river god when we go out." Ability."

"The ability of the river god?" Li Yue asked.

"En." The second master nodded, "Didn't you say that the trumpet in the space before, his identity is the river god, so when we get out of the river god's dream, as long as we can guess the ability of the river god and use it If you write it on paper, you will gain the ability of the river god."

Li Yue wondered, "Isn't the river god a god? Why does it sound like it's very weak?"

Long San snorted coldly, "What do you think this place is for? This is called God's prison."

The second master was also surprised, "You still know this? Is what you said true?"

"Of course it's true. Except for Li Yue, it's not the first time for the two of us to come in. Why do you underestimate me? I don't necessarily have less experience than you!"

"Just count yourself as smart once!" Second Master said impatiently.

"Accept." Long San still smiled nonchalantly.

The half-open window was suddenly shut with a bang by the wind, which scared Erye into a fright. The stool legs rubbed against the floor, making a creaking sound, which made Erye's goosebumps come out even more.

"By the way, did that mother-in-law say that she must sleep at night?" Li Yue asked suddenly.

"It seems that the mother-in-law told me not to go out after dark, maybe something will come out at night." Long San got up and locked the window.

There is only one kang in the room, and the kitchen is next door. There is only firewood in it except for the stove. There is no place to live in that area, so three people can only squeeze on one kang.

"Li Yue, in the middle of your sleep, I don't want to be next to that disgusting guy." The second master hugged his shoulders and said.

Hearing what she said, Long San also smiled and said, "What a coincidence, me too." After speaking, he lay down neatly.

The second master snorted, lay down too, and wrapped himself tightly with the quilt.

Li Yue was the last one to go up and extinguished the candles.

The moment the fire light disappeared, Li Yue seemed to see a shadow floating by the window, but he could only see a silhouette, vaguely like a person.

Li Yue felt that he must have read it wrong, so he didn't care.But as soon as he lifted the quilt and lay down, he heard something outside, a bit like a person dragging something on the ground.

The window is on the opposite side of the Kang, on the side of the head. If Li Yue wants to look out of the window, he can only raise his head.

Just as Li Yue raised his chin slightly, before he could move, he was suddenly blindfolded by Long San's extended hand, and when it was over, the man whispered in his ear, "Sleep."

There was a toughness in that tone that no one could refuse, but somehow it made people feel at ease.It's just that the hot air made Li Yue feel a little hot. He slapped Long San's hand away, moved his throat against the darkness of the roof, and finally closed his eyes.

The damp smell in the quilt penetrated straight into his nostrils, Li Yue kept his eyes closed, but did not fall asleep.

I don't know if it's the wind or something outside the window, it's like a girl's cry, it keeps ringing.

In a daze, Li Yue couldn't tell whether he was asleep or awake, but when he heard the cry, it seemed to be approaching suddenly, and then something sticky stuck to his face, and he suddenly Woke up, but didn't dare to open my eyes.

Li Yue heard a female voice asking in his ear, "Are you asleep?"

Li Yue didn't want to answer her at all, but he felt that his mouth seemed out of control. When the word "no" was about to come out of his mouth, Li Yue heard another voice in his ear, "He's asleep, get out!"

That was Long San's voice.As soon as Long San finished speaking, Li Yue lost the urge to speak, and the sticky touch on his face disappeared, and the crying sound gradually faded away.

Li Yue wanted to open his eyes, but Long San's hand came up again. Li Yue moved his mouth and wanted to speak, but Long San opened his mouth first.

"Have you ever changed your name?"

"No."

Li Yue pursed his lips, and wanted to ask something more, but Long San touched his earlobe with his hand, and said in a low voice, "Go to sleep."

Long San's deep voice was right next to Li Yue's ear, which made people sleepy again and again, and then Li Yue also forgot what he wanted to ask, and fell asleep just like that.

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The guy who sells roasted cold noodles at the school gate is really dark. If you look from a distance, you can only see a white mask.Later, when the mask was oily, it became the same color as his face. Everyone found him by the trolley with the words "Roasted Cold Noodles" written on it.

But everyone didn't know that this little brother can still have red lips and white teeth after taking off the oil-stained mask. Tsk, it's a pity that only the part covered by the mask.

The school bully bought the roasted cold noodles without any money, and glanced sideways at the stall. The boy who was half scared to death, squatted on the ground with his head in one hand, and handed over the freshly roasted noodles tremblingly with the other hand. Box baked cold noodles: brother, eat.

The school bully who almost exploded: I don't want to rob!

Brother Grilled Cold Noodles: I'll give it to you.

School bully: You gave me the heart word under your word!

Brother Grilled Cold Noodles: Then how can it show that I have a heart for you?

The school bully felt warm and accepted it.

Unexpectedly, the cold noodle brother who finished filming Rainbow Fart changed to sell cold noodle at the gate of the primary school the next day.

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