[Mythology] Two or three things that Nezha and the Third Prince Long must not say

"How did you change my name?" Li Yue asked Long San.

"Ah, it was corrected with a correction tape. I originally wanted to use a pen to outline it, but your word "越" is too complicated, and it will be completely black after the outline, which will affect the beauty of the ID card."

"Alteration tape? ID card?" This doesn't sound very reliable...

Long San explained, "I have a friend whose ability is Ma Liang's magical brush. I asked him to draw an ID card directly, and then I used a correction tape..."

As a result, before Long San finished speaking, he was interrupted by Li Yue, "Wait a minute, I haven't heard of changing the ID card with a masking tape when I grow up, and the ID card I drew is not real. ID card, what's the difference between your method and stealing your ears?"

Long San, who was exposed, touched his nose in embarrassment, "Well, actually, I beat up the river god, so he wouldn't dare to attack you, and I forced him to swear that he wouldn't kill you Tell me your name." After Long San finished speaking, he gave Li Yue a sneaky look.

"You hit the river god?" Li Yue was a little surprised by this.

"As far as I am, it's more than enough to beat him, just a little river god."

A look of distrust appeared on Li Yue's face, "Are you the King of the Sea? You can beat the God of the River."

"Well, it's about the same. In short, I am in charge of the sea. In my eyes, the God of the River is just a water bubble."

The way Long San blows rainbow farts on himself is really horrible...

Li Yue decided to change the topic, "So, my name is still Li Yue?"

"Farewell, I think Nezha is actually very nice, why don't you call him Nezha from now on." Long San pretended to be well-behaved, with a bit of pleading in his tone, and looked at Li Yue eagerly.

"I don't want it." Li Yue sternly refused.

"Otherwise, you also need a code name, right? It's so silly to be called San Ye. Doesn't Nezha sound more catchy?" Long San is still trying to brainwash Long San.

"Then don't compare, and call me the third master in the future."

……

Because they didn't know which dormitory to live in, Long San and Li Yue simply knocked on one of the dormitories and chose the one that was empty to live in.

Li Yue refused to live in a room with Long San at first, but this room was the only one left without the door locked.

"Look, it's God's will." Long San stood at the door with a playful smile, leaning against the door with his shoulders in his arms, with the word "beaten up" written all over his body.

Li Yue directly chose to ignore him, and entered the door expressionlessly.

"Tsk, you forced me to live with me in the last world, why are you so indifferent now, alas, man, tsk tsk!"

Li Yue: ...

It was completely dark outside, and in the dormitory there was only one big yellow light bulb that was not energy efficient at [-] watts. The dust on it was thicker than Long San's skin, and the illumination was not enough at all.

Li Yue tidied up the bed, and couldn't see clearly as he went back and forth, stepping on Long San several times.

Long San raised one foot, poked in front of Li Yue and said to him, "My shoes have been changed by you, and now they have to be renamed Dirty Shoes."

"Then don't wear it." If you want to say indifference, Li Yue is still indifferent.

"Then help me make my bed too, my shoes hurt too much and I can't move." Long San rubbed against Li Yue again and said.

Li Yue put down the quilt in his hand, turned around and patted his foot viciously again, stepping on the shoe that Long Sanfang was spared, "This is just right, the left and right are symmetrical, no thanks."

"Hey, my feet hurt, I can't do it, I can't stand up anymore, hiss—it hurts!" Pengci Wang Longsan simply leaned on Li Yue, "You have to take responsibility."

"You can't blame me, it's because the light is too dim, you can go find it to take responsibility." Li Yue pulled Long San off his body, ready to go to bed.

As a result, as soon as Li Yue lifted the quilt, the light bulb, which was not very bright, went out with a squeak...

In fact, it didn't affect anything when it went out, after all, the lamp didn't make much contribution when it was alive.

Li Yue took off his shoes, lay down on the bed, covered himself with a quilt, and said to Long San without looking back, "It's just right, even the work of turning off the lights is saved, and the lights are more sensible than you."

Long San smiled wryly, "No, I haven't made the bed yet."

I don't know if it's a power outage or something, but the light is completely off.Long San fumbled around the room for a long time, finally found a candle from the bedside table, and lit it pitifully.

With the help of the faint light of the fire, Long San made the bed and said to Li Yue mysteriously, "Have you ever heard of ghosts blowing lanterns?"

Li Yue silently huddled under the quilt and turned over, with his face inwards and his back facing Long San, not wanting to talk to him at all.

"I knew you definitely didn't know. Then let me tell you something. In fact, ghost blowing out the lamp means that the ghost blows out your lamp."

Li Yue: ...Although he pretended not to be listening, he still couldn't help cursing an idiot in his heart.

After Long San made the bed, he lay down on it. As soon as he wrapped his neck half up with the quilt, Li Yue, who lived on the opposite bed, turned over, sat up half of his body, stared at Long San and pointed to the candle, "Go and destroy."

Reluctantly, Long San tore off the wrapped quilt from his neck, ready to blow out the candles in aggrieved manner.

As a result, just as Long San put on a shoe, the candle flickered, as if blown by the wind, and extinguished itself.

Li Yue sneered, looked at Long Sandao, "Your ghost blowing lamp service?"

Long San couldn't laugh anymore, just now the candle went out suddenly, and a monster with huge teeth appeared in front of him, and he was pushed back to the bed, and opened his mouth full of stench , wanting to bite him.

Long San firmly held the monster's teeth, preventing the monster from biting his neck, "You monster, you want to bite me even after blowing out my candle. It's not for display, see if I don't kill you!"

If it wasn't for Long San struggling to lock the monster's waist with his legs and twisting into a ball with it, fighting from the bed to the ground, Li Yue would almost suspect that Long San was acting for him with this monster, and the lines were all the same sets.And from his contrived tone, he knew that the acting was mostly part of it, and he felt that he didn't need help at all, and he could take down that big monster by himself.

"Do you need help?" Li Yue sat on the edge of the bed with one leg propped up, and asked politely while watching the battle leisurely.

"I think I need your encouragement." Long San rode on the monster and looked back at Li Yue.

"That's fine, you and it will die together." Li Yue lay back expressionlessly.

Long San coughed in embarrassment, pulled out his belt and tied the monster tightly.This monster has a fat head and big ears, and looks a bit like a pig, so Long San simply tied a pig's trotter buckle to it.

"Okay!" Long San rode on the monster and clapped his hands briskly, "I win!"

Li Yue: ...

Long San squatted down to observe the monster carefully, holding a relit candle in his hand, which almost touched the monster's face, almost igniting its hair.

"Hey, so you're not a pig." Long San stretched out his hand and poked the monster's nose, "I'm sorry, but I tied a pig's trotter buckle for you. You can use it to survive."

The monster bared its teeth and glared at Long San angrily.

Looking at the monster, Li Yue suddenly felt a little familiar, so he said to Long San, "Look at this monster, does it look like a dog?"

Long San rubbed his chin, nodded slightly, "You say it like that, it seems a bit similar."

Long San held the candle up to the monster's face, wanting to take a closer look, but before he could see clearly, the monster suddenly blew out the candle and blew it out.

Long San had no choice but to ignite again, and approached the monster's face again.

The monster was blown out again.

When lighting it for the third time, Long San had to hold the candle a little farther away, "Um... I said Brother Monster, is it your birthday today? Why are you addicted to blowing candles? Do I need to say another word of congratulations to you?" Happy birthday?"

monster:……

Long San teased the monster with a candle, and suddenly clicked his tongue while playing, "Why do I still think it looks more like a pig?"

"Benevolent people have different opinions, and wise men see wisdom. Don't discuss what it looks like. Now I suspect that this thing crawled in through the window. There seems to be its footprints on the window sill." When Long San celebrated the monster's birthday, he had already walked to the window Li Yue, who was beside him, turned around and waved to Long San, "Bring the candle here." He could only see by the moonlight by the window, so he couldn't see clearly.

Long San held up the candle and handed it over, "Here."

Li Yue took the candle and leaned close to the window sill, and found that there were indeed some footprints on the window sill, which were still in the shape of plum blossoms. At the very least, the possibility that this monster was a pig could be ruled out.

"So it's definitely not a pig, at most it's a little fat." Li Yue turned around and was about to leave the window sill, but he seemed to catch a glimpse of something in his peripheral vision. He quickly held up the candle and looked over, only to find that the shadow he had just glimpsed was on the window sill A layer of sparse grass stood outside.

Li Yue felt a little puzzled, "Although we live on the first floor, what kind of grass can grow so high, it's even higher than the window sill."

When Long San heard Li Yue's words, he also looked over, "Is it grass? Why does it look a little different? On the contrary, it looks like..."

Li Yue stretched out the window with a candle in his hand, trying to see what those things were, but as soon as he stretched his head halfway over, he was startled by a row of pale faces, and the candle in his hand fell. It landed on the window sill and knocked out the fire.

"What's the matter?" Long San hurried over when he heard the movement, and took Li Yue who was stunned by the window sill into his arms.

Li Yue's face was a little pale. In fact, he wouldn't be afraid if he was really face to face with those scary things, but they are really scary when they appear suddenly.

Li Yue pulled Long San's hand off his arm, shook his head and said, "I'm fine, it's just that the thing appeared suddenly, and I didn't react to it."

Long San pressed back with a stern face, taking advantage of Li Yue's stiff hands and feet, he tightly hugged Li Yue's waist and did not let go, "I'm here, don't be afraid."

Li Yue turned around and glared at him, "I'm not afraid."

Long San suppressed a smile and nodded, perfunctorily agreeing with Li Yue's words, "Well, you're not afraid."

The corners of Long San's mouth twitched, and the only ray of moonlight that shone in happened to hit Long San's face. If Li Yue still didn't notice that he was holding back his smile, he was really blind.

Li Yue raised his leg and stepped on Long San's foot hard.

Long San: "Hiss—"

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