As a demon

Chi Hao was quite surprised when he received the invitation letter for the memorial service.

Surprisingly, how could Yu Baoer think of her.

Chi Haohao's life is not confused, the ranking of the brothers and sisters of the Chi family is not high or low, when it comes to the popularity of the brothers and sisters, she can't say that she is the best - but the brothers and sisters in the hundred and ten, every year and festival, the blessings she receives Most of the most complete text messages.

Look, even Yu Baoer remembers it.

That is, on that night, I discussed with my sisters why the memorial service was not held in the funeral home but in the slaughterhouse. Chi had no idea that this memorial service...remembered Yu Baoer, the only treasure of the Chi family?

She wondered if someone was making a malicious joke. On the morning of the memorial service, she woke up early on purpose to dress up.Ask the driver to drive the family's seven-seater commercial vehicle, go to the mansion to pick up the ninth brother who is sure to go, and then pick up the 71st sister, 82nd sister, and 93rd sister by the way.

Two of the three sisters didn't receive the invitation, so Chi Haohao thought it would be good if there were more people to see the younger sister off.

Seeing everyone's unpredictability, Chi Haohao presented fruit plates and drinks. The one for the ninth brother was a health-preserving soup, and the one for the three sisters was: "Gesia, hand-brewed coffee. The beans were bought at this season's auction, please invite the barista I have given lessons to domestic helpers, it’s not bad, sisters, try it.”

Sister 71 took a sip, couldn't stand the fresh but bitter original coffee, frowned, picked a cranberry biscuit from the fruit plate, and looked him up and down sideways: "Okay, I still love smug beauty at a young age, lipstick, It is brighter than my daughter-in-law."

Chi covered his mouth with a good smile, "Ahai Nannan brought it back from Paris, and it's suitable for today's occasion."

The three sisters all said "Hey".The old brother touched the bottom of the car with his cane and shook his head slightly.

Ah Hai is Chi Haohao's nominal...husband.

Chi Haohao was born with a handle, came out of the closet and changed his gender, and his good-looking son became a daughter. The old man scolded him a lot. After the scolding, his food expenses were cut off for a few years, and he was not allowed to enter the Chi family's house.Fortunately, good luck does not have good luck. The good friend Ah Hai is a foreign trader, and his worth is not as high as that of the old man. It is more than enough to raise a good one.

After more than ten years, Ah Hai had business contacts with the old man several times, saving the country with curves, coupled with the wind from the west, the old man changed his mind, thinking that it is not a big deal for his son to change his sex and live with a man, so at the Chi family's New Year's Eve dinner, the old man changed his mind. I saw a good figure.

Chi Haohao is open-minded by nature. In the past, when people said that he was male and female, he would happily ask back: Are you praising me for being good-looking?

After transgendering, many brothers and sisters taunted her openly and secretly, but if there is a weakness in the east or west, find out, she can always help.

People's hearts are made of flesh, and they last forever, and Chi Haohao cultivated an excellent bond of sisterhood.

The sisters and elder brother opened up the conversation and talked about family affairs. At five past nine, the car arrived at the slaughterhouse.

This comprehensive building with black exterior walls and dark interior is very similar to a fortress, full of ominous gloom.The various legends added to it add a bit of mystery, and also coincide with the burial ground in the popular sense.

The car turned according to the fluorescent sign, and the driver slowed down to the bottom and slid into the deep darkness before the curve.

Chi Haohao shuddered, and said to himself: "It's all right, why is the person gone?"

Sister 71 smiled: "It's so good, it's just like her mother, it's a blessing, but it doesn't have that fate."

Sister 82: "Hey, isn't this what people often say is that fortune is as big as the sky, and life is as thin as paper?"

Chi shook his body well, pinched his throat and said, "I heard that there are no people here. We brothers and sisters, come and see them off. Don't need to say anything extra."

Brother Jiu looked at her, his round nostrils opened even more round, and he sneered coldly.

Turning the corner, the front suddenly opened up, and the three sisters were angry.

"The old man is generous enough to be worthy of his own daughter."

"Such a good location, such a large piece of land, tsk tsk."

"I don't know who will fall on it in the future."

"Of course we don't need Xiao to think about it. The twelve younger brothers and sisters are here, ha, ha."

"It can't be so absolute..."

"It can't be too absolute, haven't you heard?"

"What did you hear? Sister 93, don't be a fool."

Sister 93 rolled her eyes, "Okay, tell me."

Suddenly being called by name, Chi Haohao was shocked, and looked at the questioning girl 93: "What?"

"Didn't you tell me two days ago that Xiao Er often went in and out of here a while ago."

"Xiao Er, which Xiao Er?" Miss 82 asked.

"Zichou Yinmao's clown, the one who left home a long time ago changed her surname to Lin with her mother, and her name is Lin... Lin..."

"Lin Ou." Chi Haohao answered, "Yes, I watched her live broadcast, and got in touch with Yu Baoer after we separated, and took good care of her."

One sentence made 93 sister smack her lips, "Xiao Er is lucky, he picked up a ready-made bargain."

"But it happened so suddenly, didn't we have time to transfer the ownership?"

"Who knows."

"Did Xiao Er do this white matter?"

"Maybe, she really did it, so eight|nine is not far from ten."

"Oh, the ashes return to the ashes, why do you call people here?"

"...Here we are, let's take a look at the situation first."

When the vehicle stopped, Chi Haohao got out of the car first, and went to the back to get two umbrellas, one for himself and one for the driver, and put them on for the older brothers and sisters.

The seven people followed the signs to the main venue of the memorial service on the west side.

There were two tall and strong men in black at the door with solemn faces, and the one on the left stopped everyone: "Please show the invitation card."

Chi Haohao gave himself and Brother Ninth a share first, and took Sister 82 next to his left hand, "This is my Sister 82." Then he turned to Sister 93, "Sister 93 is also Yu Baoer's Sister 93, a sister-in-law. .”

The man in black looked at each other and pointed at the driver: "What about that?"

"driver."

"The driver cannot enter."

After thinking about it, Chi gave the umbrella to the driver and asked him to wait in the car, and entered the venue with his brothers and sisters smoothly.

There were already quite a few people in the arena. Old brothers and sisters who were sitting on the bench near the door and waving fans saw Chi Haohao, and raised their hands to greet her one after another.

"Ninth brother is here, Yu Baoer is very respectable."

Before Brother Nine could speak, Sister 82 said with a smile: "Brother and sister, give it away, it's a face-to-face."

"Who says it's not, hahaha..."

Perhaps there were many people, and the temperature inside the arena was higher than outside, so Chi loosened his collar.

The venue was supposed to be a temporary building, half of the huge empty space was separated, and the main stage at the end was hung with plain curtains, and there was a square black in the middle. If you look closely, it is a display screen.

She was looking for a stool for Brother Ninth to sit on, when Sister 93 patted her arm, "Okay, is that big sister over there looking at us, who is she? It's spooky."

Chi Haohao looked over following her guidance, and suddenly met a woman in black standing by the main stage, she nodded politely to the other party, "It's unfamiliar, it looks like a servant from some house."

Sister 93 said: "I can't, aren't the two at the door not letting helpers in?"

Sister 71: "I've seen it before. It seems that the one who served Yu Baoer before was Wang?"

"Yes, it's surnamed Wang." The male voice next to him interjected, and Chi Haohao recognized him as his one hundred and third younger brother, "It seems that she sent the invitation."

"Really?" Chi Haohao took out the printed invitation card and glasses from his pocket, and just put on the glasses, before they were flattened, 93 sister snatched them away.She hitched a ride without an invitation.

"It's true." 93 pointed to the lower right corner, "At first glance, there is no culture. My name is on it, and Yu Baoer's name is not written."

"What, didn't you write?" Chi Hao looked over in surprise.

"Look: Chi Haohao is sincerely invited to attend the memorial service. Please try your best to dress formally. There will be a great gift when you come, oh yo!" Sister 93 said sourly, "I said why are you so anxious to come. So there is Big gift bag."

Chi Hao couldn't bear her reproachful eyes, "Really, I didn't even notice that there was this sentence."

Miss 82, who also didn't get the invitation, laughed shrilly, "I'm afraid that Huangquan Road is too lonely, no one is with me, and I will give you a heavy gift. Who would dare to use the gift given at the memorial service?"

Sister 71: "What kind of memorial service is this for a child, what kind of fame has she lived? Does anyone miss her? It's time to engage in such tricks."

"Our Yubao'er has a mother who doesn't have a mother to care about. Someone will help her arrange her funeral, and begging her brothers and sisters to give her a ride is considered the most benevolent." Brother [-] hissed.

Sister 71: "That's not bad. Any of you have asked the old man, well, you must have asked, is he here?"

Chi Haohao said: "The last time I asked him to congratulate the old man on his birthday, it was his assistant's secretary who gave me a message. The schedule is all scheduled until the end of the year. I guess it's too much."

"You say yes, our father has a lot of things to do every day, and there is no shortage of her."

"what……"

Perhaps the air conditioner was not turned on, and the occasion was not right. Chi Haohao, who has always been comfortable at parties, felt chest tightness for no reason. He informed his brothers and sisters, and came to the main stage to ask Aunt Wang, who was wrapped in black, "Is there air-conditioning?" ?"

Aunt Wang said, "It will open automatically when the time comes."

The huge space echoed with everyone's buzzing discussions and thumping footsteps.

Chi listened carefully and watched, his chest became more and more distressed.

She stood on the main stage and looked around, and her eyes were suddenly attracted by the shed on the other side of the main stage.

Curtains were hung on the shed, and wreaths were placed on both sides. It was said that the Sanbao Lingtang was not very similar, because the coffin was placed outside.

The dark red coffin with hanging bells is one size smaller than ordinary coffins, and the head and tail are piled with wreaths. However, both the wreaths and the elegiac couplets on both sides of the shed are blank strips, with no eulogy or name taboo.

Chi Haohao was puzzled and couldn't help but walk over there.

The lid of the coffin was half opened, and the young man lying quietly inside must have had someone specially put on makeup. His skin was rosy and fair, and his eyes were slightly closed, as if he was in a deep sleep.

Chi stared at it for a long while, while wiping away the tears that could not stop flowing, he picked a white chrysanthemum from the side and put it in.

She was so focused that she didn't notice that several people's eyes were following her every move.

At 58:[-], the lights dimmed, and the air conditioner suspended above blew out white air.

Chi tidied up his mood well, got up and saw that all the brothers and sisters had been arranged according to age, and later Chi Zi, Chi Yin, Chi Mao, and Chi Shen were honestly at the bottom even though they were the "direct descendants" that the brothers and sisters said.

With the sound of a bell, the gate slowly closed, 20 people were invited, and 49 people actually arrived, and the memorial service officially began.

As soon as I entered the venue, the layout of the venue showed that this was a very unusual memorial service.

However, when the display screen of the main station flickered twice, showing Chi Yu's face, everyone was shocked.

"Good morning, brothers and sisters, thank you for your support, thank you."

On the screen, the young girl clasped her hands together, only showing her upper body, wearing a white shirt and a dark bow tie at the neckline, with a plain face and delicate eyebrows.

"Brothers and sisters all know that I am the last one in our family, that is - there is no successor, so I have to do these things myself." She said, picking up a piece of paper, "This is the process I found on the Internet. , what is wrong, please forgive me."

"In the first item, the master of ceremonies will introduce the basic situation of the memorial service. There is no master of ceremonies, OK, the first item is over, and the second item, brothers and sisters present, please observe 3 minutes of silence."

"Ridiculous! What a nonsense!" It was Brother 29 who shouted, and his yell awakened everyone from their horror.

Brother Nine knocked his cane twice to signal his silence, and said in a low voice, "Pay attention to the occasion."

Everyone fell silent immediately.

Chi lowered his head well and silently counted down 180 seconds.

The ground smelled of earth, and the cold air from the air conditioner smelled like refrigerant.

Thinking of the young girl lying in the coffin, she felt unspeakably uncomfortable.In fact, she has never met Yu Baoer a few times. When she was young, her family regarded her like a tiger. Later, she regained contact with her family. She only heard that there was a baby princess in the family. The little princess has very little contact.Behind her back, if someone mentioned the little princess to her, she would say a few words and curse her.

Seeing the real person now, the little princess is lying in a coffin, and she can't help feeling depressed.

"time up."

Two small water flowers bloomed on the carpet, Chi wiped the corners of his eyes well, and looked up.

"According to the invitation list, brother Jiu is the oldest one present, but I don't know if you are here. It stands to reason that the elders and children are in order, but our family's situation is special. I think the first one to speak should be the boss Chizi. The boss is here Is it? Brother Chizi?"

Chi Hao followed everyone's gaze and looked at Chi Zi who was standing beside a pillar.

The progress bar shows that the video is still playing, and the person in the picture is smiling with burning eyes.Although Chi Haohao was standing on the side, he still felt that she was looking at him.

Chizi rubbed his face, walked up to the main stage, looked at the podium with candles and incense on both sides, hesitated for a while, and walked over.

"Chi Yu and I...er that..." He took out a piece of paper from his pocket, cleared his throat, and read, "Everyone here are my brothers and sisters, Chi Yu is our youngest sister, unfortunately, I am also sorry to hear the news.”

He paused, and the speaker behind him asked at this moment: "Unfortunately what?"

There was an uproar.

There is no other - the young girl's questioning opportunity in the video happens to be at the pause of the pool, and the connection is very natural.

"Don't be nervous, this is a pre-recorded video. Don't you usually say a word of misfortune or regret at a funeral?" In the video, the girl picks up the remote control and turns to the side, as if adjusting something. With a mischievous smile, "Unfortunate what?"

Chi Zi didn't look back, he straightened his back, his forehead was sweaty, and continued to read as if nothing had happened, "Chi Yu...cough, Yu Bao'er was still young when he left the mansion, maybe, so tall?"

He compared it to the height of his waist, and then took a deep breath, his eyes passing by the burning candles and incense.

"Frankly speaking, I don't have many chances to get along with Yu Baoer. I still remember, um...ah chirp!"

Chi Zi clenched his fist under his nose, turned his head and sneezed twice.

His two sneezes seemed to turn on some mechanism.

The sound of sneezing and coughing came one after another.

Some vigilant people left in a panic, but when they reached the door, they found that the door was locked from the outside.

When someone yelled "The door is locked!", things took a turn for the worse.

The eyes of the young girl on the screen flickered, as if she was watching her brother and sister running around in panic through the screen.

The pond behind the podium could not read any more. He crumpled up the speech and threw it on the ground and crushed it flat with his feet. Then he strode off the stage and stopped by the coffin for a while.

The living pay attention to being buried in the ground, and Chi Haohao's tears earlier proved that there were people inside.Instinctively, Chi Zi didn't want to move the coffin.

He lifted the black curtain of the shed directly.

As Chi Haohao thought, the hut covered by the black curtain is not a mourning hall.

The display racks on three sides are at the same height as the shed. On one side, there are candy, picture albums, dolls, etc., and on the other two sides, there are weird things at first glance. Some people recognize that some are young people’s favorite things to play, and some specific names and functions cannot be explained. , It makes people get goosebumps.

"chain?"

"gun?"

"What's that? Car keys?"

"Do you think that is... a tooth?"

For some unknown reason, Chi Haohao saw Chi Zi pick up the bear doll on the display shelf on the left.

At the same time, out of the corner of her eye, she noticed that the screen was flickering, and the girl in the video leaned back and reached out to take a doll from outside the screen, which was exactly the same as the one that Chi Zi was holding at the moment.

"Very good, it seems that the boss has found a gift that belongs to you." The girl said, "Actually, I reproduced this from memory. It doesn't exactly match, and it's normal if you don't recognize it. Then let me remind you, I'm leaving On the day of the mansion, you gave me a little bear doll, you said it was brought back from abroad, and it contained interesting secrets, and you told me to explore the little bear's secrets when I was alone."

She paused, showing a meaningful smile, "Brother, do you still remember what that secret is?"

Chizi suddenly thought of something, and hastily threw the doll away.

late.

The spider crawling out of the gap at the bottom of the doll had already crawled up his sleeves to his shoulders and was circling around the neckline.

Chi Haohao is most afraid of insects, and there is a lot of chaos in the arena, but the moving black spot on the collar of Chizi attracted her full attention. She screamed and pointed to Chizi's location: "Chizi, neck, neck!"

The girl's eyes were concentrated in the void, as if she was looking at someone.

"Third brother." When she spoke, Chi Haohao couldn't help turning his eyes to Chi Yin who entered the shed, "You like to take me to play on the swing, swinging the swing to the highest point, you think it's very interesting. It may be really interesting to you Funny, I remember the first tooth I lost - well, you should have seen it - I fell off the swing, and you were so happy that you cried tears of laughter."

Chi Yin looked at the deciduous tooth steadily.

"Ninth Brother... well, I mean Old Ninth Brother."

Old Ninth Brother's face was flushed red, and his hands on crutches were shaking badly.Chi hurriedly went to get a glass of warm water, trying to help him drink it, but he opened it with one hand.

Chi Haohao wrapped his drenched sleeves and looked at the display screen in confusion.

The sounds of coughing, sneezing, cursing, roaring, and subsequent smashing merged into a torrent of echoes, but the girl's clear voice was like pearls falling into a silver plate, so crisp that no one could ignore it.

"The first time I encountered this kind of thing, I thought it was an accident. The second time, it might be a coincidence. The third time... Well, in fact, my mother knew that it was a hornet's nest the second time. But she This person thinks that if he can't be provoked, he can hide, and if he is careful in everything, he can still find a way out. Brother Nine, do you recognize that red raincoat? You gave it to my mother before she died. "

Brother Jiu squeezed out a mouthful of thick phlegm, and slid tremblingly from the chair to the floor.

"I thought about why you guys did this. I thought about it for a long time. Why did you have to target my mother and me? Is it just because my mother is the main palace that Chi Yicheng Mingmei is marrying, and I am the only heir with a famous family tree?"

"Later I found out that it was because my mother and I were the only one. What you hate is not my mother or me, but the only one."

"The wealth and status I've been hoping for all my life is about to be obtained, but it happens to be taken over by a wild woman who came out of nowhere. I wouldn't be reconciled to changing it for anyone, would I?"

"At your fingertips, one step away, it is more unforgettable than never having this thought."

"It's as if... You all thought that this memorial service might be a trap, but you still came, and you couldn't suppress your inner desire."

"Once the seeds of desire take root and germinate, the casual words of others will become the water to irrigate it and nourish it, not to mention three people becoming tigers. Brother Ninth Brother, you are really good at teaching younger brothers and sisters."

"It's not easy for everyone to love someone, sister Hao Hao, what do you think?" The girl on the screen quickly pointed her finger at Chi Hao Hao, "Aren't you tired of pleasing them for so many years?"

Chi Haohao had just given the shawl to Brother Nine, who was swaying, and now he could only hold his shoulders and tremble, while on her left and right, the two older sisters who had not received the invitation but attended the memorial service because of her words, stared at her with eyes wide open. she.

"But it's easy to hate someone with everyone." The girl laughed, "You are hated by your family, and you have received a lot of white eyes and scolding, but you still want to have a family that protects you and a group of sisters who care about you. You You are different, you are born alone, you have tasted the taste of obscenity, so you desperately climbed up, and you got one after another. Even if you are grandstanding, even if you are pretending to be crazy, even if... you lose your conscience. I wish you good luck."

Chi Haohao didn't hear what she said later and the girl's sigh - the two sisters pinched her thigh and arm one by one, and the vicious words swept across like a wave.

The climax of the crowd's excitement was when someone lifted the coffin lid.

Chi Haohao was dragged by someone by the hair to the coffin, and she was pushed into the coffin.

You speak to me in the ear:

"You were crying into the empty coffin just now, your acting skills are really good, Chi Haohao!"

"The group of people in Shenzhen City were introduced to us by you, you... Tell me, are you colluding with them!"

"Bitch, whore, bitch!"

"..."

Chi Haohao wailed.

The cry was not prominent among the angry voices at first, but somehow the voices of the surrounding people weakened, and in the end, she was the only one crying heartbroken.

She woke up, tried to open her swollen eyes, struggled to get up from the coffin with a white chrysanthemum left empty, and looked towards the main stage with everyone.

The black screen turned transparent at some point, and the person standing behind was on the screen not long ago, and before that, she was in this coffin.

How could someone hold a memorial service for himself?Chi Haohao was extremely confused.

Chi Yu believes that everyone is familiar with the things he is holding in his hands. This kind of small square box with red buttons often appears in film and television dramas.

To prevent someone from really not knowing, she raised it up and introduced: "This is... well, you can treat it as a life-and-death switch. I hope you calm down now, give me a minute, let me think about whether to press it .”

No one spoke, and no one moved. It could be seen that everyone was breathing carefully, for fear that a gust of air would hit her by itself, causing her to press the button by mistake.

The screen displayed a 60-second countdown, and Chi Yu slid down against the wall, silently chanting Tao Wu.

The next second, a humanoid beast appeared in front of her, and Chi Yu smiled miserably: "You came early, there is no one like you, you will arrive in a second. At least it should be counting down to 59 seconds, that would be more exciting."

Tao Wu was silent.

Chi Yu stood up, took a step forward, and hugged her, "You're late."

From the moment the air conditioner blows out the cold air, hallucinogens—or toxins—have entered the bloodstream with every breath.

The brothers and sisters have all gone crazy, revealing their bloodthirsty nature.

Tao Wu raised his hands at a loss, and after a while, he murmured, "I'm sorry."

The countdown suddenly dropped from "30" to "00", and with the hysterical shouting and cursing in the arena, Chi Yu pressed the button.

The fire sprinklers in the venue sprayed liquid, covering everyone's body in the blink of an eye, including Chi Yu himself.

"I want that." Chi Yu buried in her neck and said sullenly, "The big one."

Tao Wu was stunned for a moment, then rolled his eyes and smiled, "Okay."

Chi Yu let go and hugged him again, the touch in his hand changed from rough overalls to soft hair.

"You came too late, Tao Wu."

The sprinklers spray water, not petrol, and not pesticides.

It's pure clear water, A Zhi's foot bath water.

She was buried in the giant beast's low neck, tears and water soaked into the fluttering hair like smoke, and the slender hair grew a little longer, gently scratching the back of her neck.

"It's good you're here."

"Old Lu sent you to me, and you will be mine from now on, always mine."

The author has something to say: Forgive me for being late_(:з」∠)_

Without stopping the car, I simply finished writing this two-in-one.

See you tomorrow night~

See you tomorrow night and the day after tomorrow~