As a demon

Chi Yu seemed to have stepped into an upgraded version of Frankenstein's laboratory.

After decomposing pigs, horses, cows, sheep, chickens, monkeys and fish, the perverted scientist blindfolded and played Lianliankan:

Look at how the strong man holding the bucket is holding the huge bull's head;

Although the one next to the tauren has a kind baby face, he is covered with long hair;

The sharp-nosed pastoral dog with fish scales lying on its long hairy legs is relatively normal, but the black pig next to it has a head on each side of its torso.

A black mass leaped out of the bucket surrounded by the tauren and landed beside Chi Yu's feet.

This "fish" has grown a miniature version of the back half of the two-headed pig, flicked the tip of the curved tail, and turned its head to Chi Yu stiffly.

"Yu 臽 (xiàn) is a father fish, nicknamed pig pig fish."

Old Lu squatted down, picked up the pig body fish with both hands, and put it back into the tauren's bucket.

There was also a round puffer fish in the bucket, flapping its wings as if it wanted to jump out to see the world, but the tauren quickly pushed the water down, "Be honest!"

Chi Yu took a step back, unable to bear to look directly at the heroic or even tragic spectacle, and turned his gaze to Tao Wu.

The alien beasts that failed to graft each have their own strange shapes, and the humanoid Tao Wu is unique, standing there quietly, the corners of his lips are naturally turned up, and he looks at the world's idiotic independence with a smile.

The eyes of the two met, and Chi Yu tilted his head, pointing backward, "Come with me."

As soon as they stepped up the stairs, the beasts exploded.

"As expected of a woman who dares to ask for money from Uncle Lu, she is too calm!"

"It's just that the evil spirit is so heavy."

"...Hungry, I heard her stomach growling."

"It's not that I'm hungry, Mr. Koike is simply upset and depressed for a long time. A Zhi, why don't you pick a leaf and donate it to Mr. Koike?"

"I only have two leaves left, bro, don't hold me tight."

"...Shh, she seems to be looking at us."

"She's really looking at us!"

Chi Yu rolled his eyes in his heart.

Lao Lu "hushed" twice, and the beasts fell silent.

Chi Yu withdrew his gaze and sat on the steps, "The thing is like this—"

She briefly introduced her intention to hire bodyguards by exempting rent because she was poor and wanted to change.

Tao Wu said without hesitation, "Okay."

Chi Yu carefully said: "I need you to ensure my personal safety as much as possible in the next month, but you must not interfere with my actions."

Tao Wu nodded, "No problem."

The other side was really straightforward, Chi Yu hesitated, and asked: "If you don't ask me what kind of danger I will encounter, and what am I going to do?"

Tao Wu looked at her, "It's okay, I will protect you."

Chi Yu stood up slowly, but there was a strange sense of suspension under his feet, as if he had stayed up all night and couldn't figure out whether he was awake or in a dream.

It was also like being hugged by Tao Wu that day.

There were three killers hanging in the cold storage, and she spoke harsh words to Chizi, not worried that the other side would die down and give her peace.

For a certain purpose, Chi Yu even expected to meet more dangerous opponents in the future—she needed a lot of actual practice, instead of being carefully protected like a canary.

So the more readily Tao Wu agreed, the more she muttered in her heart, "Do you really know what job you took?"

"There are many people who want to kill you, and I will protect you from being killed." Tao Wu said casually, "It's a piece of cake."

Chi Yu returned to the grafting site as if he was stepping on cotton.

Seeing her coming, the beasts shut their mouths one after another, silent like a virtual projection.

"Mr. Koike is good."

The burly tauren raised the bucket and was the first to greet the slaughterhouse boss.

The two fish hit the wall of the barrel with a "boom boom".

Mr. Xiaochi refused to respond indifferently, and turned to Lao Lu, "I never said that there will be a strange animal exhibition here, Lu, Bo, Bo."

Old Lu smiled, "Didn't you hear that Xiao Yuer is going to rent it out?"

Aunt Wang raised her hand: "I said so."

Lao Lu said: "So I brought you clients. If you want, I have more clients."

Chi Yu flatly denied it: "No, I don't want to."

She was grateful to Aunt Wang, which was the main reason why she didn't drive her away on the spot.

To save Aunt Wang's face, she said something extra, "I have a short-term deal with Tao Wu, and I never thought about renting it out."

"Renting one is still renting, and renting more than one is also renting." Lao Lu waved to Tao Wu who was in the distance, motioning her to come over, "Although we Tao Wu is powerful, she alone is not enough for you to do."

He pointedly kicked the floor with the toe of his shoe.

Chi Yu's mood was a little delicate.

From the moment she declared war with Chizi, there were only two things left in her world: revenge and unimportant chores.

Her revenge is not affected by anyone or anything, and Tao Wu is at best a bodyguard with special skills.

Is Tao Wu a divine beast?

The beast still has to go to the construction site to move bricks to earn hard-earned money, and it has to scrape together to pay the rent.

This group of strange beasts with unique appearance is used to it, but in fact they are no different from a group of migrant workers.

But now, Lao Lu forcibly connects the two with one action.

It's like playing a one-man show.

Originally, the spotlight was only on her alone, and she was completely immersed in the play.

Suddenly, a strong light came on under the stage, and she appeared in an instant.

Not only that, the audience rushed onto the stage one after another, completely disrupting the rhythm.

Chi Yu took a step back, collected his emotions, and asked, "Why do you want to rent a house?"

"You have menstrual periods, so do we." Old Lu has no taboos, "Affected by the moon tides, there are always a few days of transformation period every month. If you fall asleep, or your mind is too relaxed, it is easy to unconsciously leave the human form and return to the body."

Chi Yu couldn't help but glance at Tao Wu, "For example, Tao Wu is sleepy."

Tao Wu smiled back, put his hands on the sides of his face, and assumed a sleeping posture.

Chi Yu then wiped his eyes away.

——This mythical beast always seamlessly switches from "laughing at the world's idiots" to "the world's laughing at the idiots".

"Yes. But Tao Wu is special. Transformation is very easy." Lao Lu said, "They are different. Every time they transform back into human form, it takes time to accumulate spiritual energy. Therefore, everyone usually stays together and takes care of each other during the transformation period. , but also to avoid exposure.”

Seeing that her attitude had softened, All Different Beasts stepped up their offensive with all their tongues——

"Mr. Xiaochi, please take us in."

"We come quietly and leave quietly for a few days every month, and promise not to disturb you."

"We pay the rent too."

A goat that looked normal at first glance suddenly protruded, and its three tongues shot out in an orderly "chug-chug" manner:

"The same people live in the modern age, who knows how difficult it is for a human being, who has a head and face and a name, but unfortunately has no ID card.

"Lacking an ID card, all the part-time jobs are black foremen, and I am afraid that the city management will look at me when I set up a stall, and I am even more worried about going out to check for blind people.

"Although he's not doing well, at least the treasure is at the bottom of the box, and the skill treasure is in his hand, so that he can be lucky enough to see Mr. Xiaochi.

"We don't want to be kidnapped by morality. We rely on sincerity to live in. If you are willing to lend a helping hand, your kindness will be repaid."

At some point, the different beasts stopped and listened intently to the goat's rap.When it stuck its head into the bucket to lick the water during the intermission, they clapped in unison, and some even wiped their tears.

"Little girl Yang is doing great!"

"Little sister Yang is speaking from our hearts, Mr. Xiaochi, do you think about it?"

Chi Yu remained silent.

Yang Xiaomei drank a few sips of water, and said in plain language: "Please believe that we are very sincere, Ah Zhi—"

She pushed the upper arm of the long-haired baby face with her horns, and a four-sided cucumber with red leaves emerged from the long-haired underarm.

"Zhichu, our name is 'A Zhi'. The essence made in the middle of the Qing Dynasty, the unique anti-worry medicine in the world, can cure depression. The whole leaf is hard to find in the market, and most people can't touch it."

The red-leaf cucumber A Zhi slid from the horns to the back of the little girl Yang, and then fell to the ground along the tail.

Young girl Yang drew it to the front with her hind hoof, and said earnestly, "Azhi, there are so many people suffering from depression, you can't be simple and rude and just know how to squeeze the leaves. You can boil the leaves to make worry-relieving water, and the flowers to make essence. The fruit you Keep it for yourself, maybe one day I can find a piece of land to plant.”

A Zhi shook the leaves.

"However," Yang Xiaomei changed the subject, "What you give to Xiaochi must be the best, you know?"

A small hand grew out of the little cucumber from nowhere, carefully picked off a leaf, climbed onto the horns of Little Yang, stretched the melon and handed it to Chi Yu's hand.

Chi Yu didn't answer.Tired of standing, she lazily leaned on the bodyguard of the beast.

Tao Wu straightened his body, adjusted his posture and turned slightly sideways, so that she could lean more comfortably.

Chi Yu passed Little Cucumber and Yang Xiaomei, and looked at Lao Lu who was teasing the fish.

"I have another question, why must it be a slaughterhouse?"

Don't look at the non-human beings selling miserably and offering confessions, pretending to be stupid and frustrating, but in fact they are very sophisticated, intentionally or unintentionally avoiding the key points.

Looking at Haicheng, there are many vacant houses.Divine beasts come and go freely, and the transformation period is only a few days a month, and they can go to any place, there is no need to go to the slaughterhouse.

The non-people looked at each other, and Aunt Wang also twitched her lips, flirting with Old Lu.

By this time, Chi Yu ran out of patience.

A non-person was right before, she was indeed hungry.

Hunger makes people irritable.

"Don't tell me?" Chi Yu stood up abruptly, and took out his mobile phone while walking towards the elevator, "I ordered takeaway, you can do whatever you want."

"Boss," Tao Wu followed up a few steps, and covered the screen with his hand, "Don't order takeaway, it's not clean, I'll buy it for you, and the finished product in the city is guaranteed to be delivered within 10 minutes, which is faster than takeaway."

Hearing this, Chi Yu paused.

Yang Xiaomei seized the opportunity and yelled "baa": "I confess!"

"The slaughterhouse is one of the few places with a radius of two thousand miles that has not been excavated by humans since the founding of the country—ah, I can't say the age—to today, and the spiritual power is constantly flowing!"

Chi Yu ignored it, and entered the elevator with Tao Wu.

A blur of creamy white shadow reflected in the gleaming metal, and the face of an emotionless Avenger.

Chi Yu took half a step back, using his eyes to outline the delicate outline of the profile of the human-shaped beast, and his tone was unwavering, "I invite you to be a bodyguard, not a dog-legged rider. Figure out your position, okay?"

"can."

An hour later, Chi Yu, who had had a full meal of Haixi's delicious homemade dishes, checked his account balance and leaned out of the window sill.

The non-people raised their heads in unison.

"All rough, no housing management, [-] monthly rent, only one month rent, only cash."

The author has something to say: Chi Yu: Really fragrant.

Tao Wu: ... the boss is talking about me?