As a demon

"The ancestor fell into our Chi family in the late Ming and early Qing..."

"...Perfectly staggered natural and man-made disasters, steadily rose to today, and Yu Baoer—"

"You fell down the stairs at nine months, had a high fever at the age of four, and fell into a coma in a car accident at the age of eight... Gas poisoning at the age of 14... It was your ancestors who protected you..."

"Over 400 years..."

"..."

Noisy.

Chi Yu reached out to the bedside table to find earplugs, touched the uneven tree trunk, and then remembered in a daze that he was under the big tree in the old house.

It was her father Chi Yicheng who disturbed her back to sleep.

From the sentence "I dreamed that our ancestor is dying" to the confirmation of the ancestor's death, Chi Yicheng howled for three hours, unable to stop singing the praises of the ancestor's unrivaled merits.

Chi Yu sighed, "I've already asked someone to help, the old house is in the wilderness, it won't go anywhere anytime soon, you can call later."

"...Yu Bao'er, don't hang up." Chi Yicheng's voice dragged out a trembling cry, "Your father won't be able to sleep if you don't settle down your ancestors."

With a blank expression on his face, Chi Yu turned on the rear camera, pinched the phone and sent it to the sparkling pool noodles in front of him. The meaning was self-evident: throw the phone into the water with a beep.

Still feeling that Chi Yicheng's head was watery and unable to recognize the situation clearly, Chi Yu leaned forward and said indifferently into the microphone: "Old Ma, international roaming is 1 yuan and ninety-nine cents for one minute, and it costs you a phone call." My living expenses for a month. I don't care, but you have 12 illegitimate children to raise. Understand?"

Chi Yicheng lowered his head and counted for a while, then took a breath, "Well, I'll call again in half an hour, remember to answer my call, okay?"

Chi Yu hummed an ambiguous monotone, and glanced at the screen before turning off the video.

... Her father really looks like a horse.

Chi Yicheng has round eyes, a long nose and a wide mouth. He is nicknamed Old Stallion, and Chi Yu calls him Old Stallion when he is upset.

This man is nearly 14 years old, and the eldest son is only 108 years old from him. [-] illegitimate children is an estimate, the actual number is only a lot more.

Every year for the New Year's Eve dinner, there are one or two boxes in the Bie's house, and a banquet hall in the sky.

Counting six generations of the Chi family, they went to Chi Yicheng to sow seeds and harvest more food. Chi Yicheng shamelessly said that it was all thanks to the ancestors.

The old ancestor—it was the giant turtle she was lying on.

The giant turtle with a diameter of more than two meters, the basketball-sized head has long been sunburned, hanging limply on the shell.

There is a slight coolness in the place not exposed to the sun, which is suitable for hugging as a cool pillow.

Chi Yu sat up straighter, changed his posture from lying down to leaning on the giant turtle, and kicked a small stone to the red-haired man next to him who was holding an umbrella: "Hey, when will you come?"

Hongmao looked towards the hillside on tiptoe, "It's coming soon."

Chi Yu didn't believe him.

Looking at the time, it was less than three quarters of an hour before Hongmao called someone.

Tianchi Mountain, where the old house is located, is two and a half hours' drive from downtown Haicheng, and it takes half an hour to climb the mountain road after getting off the bus.

Enough for her to take another nap.

Chi Yu lazily lay down again, just as sleepiness brewed on the old ancestor's back, Hongmao coughed, "Here we come."

There is indeed a dangling figure on the hillside in the distance.

"So fast?" Chi Yu was slightly surprised.

Hongmao said, "It's on a nearby construction site." When he remembered something, he added, "It's called Tao Wu."

Chi Yu said "oh" coldly, thinking that it's none of my business what a porter's name is.

Wait, is there a new project in Tianchi Mountain?

She was sleeping all the way here, maybe there was, she didn't see it, Chi Yu thought about it, and didn't care anymore, squinting at the approaching person.

He is tall and thin, with trousers and sleeves fluttering in the wind when he walks. He wears a baseball cap on a hot day with the brim pressed down very low, revealing only his slightly turned lips and pointed chin.

Chi Yu frowned, she didn't want to judge people by their appearance, but what is this small body doing?

Hongmao has been watching her reaction, and seeing her suspicious face, he hastily said, "Tao Wu is very capable."

Chi Yu sneered: "Capable? Can be used as leverage?"

"Everyone calls Tao Wu the brick-moving man." Hongmao was not without pride, "Xiaochi will always give her a chance to try."

Before shaking off the goosebumps, the person was already in front of him, the red hair bent down, and patted the stiff feet of the turtle ancestor, for fear that Chi Yu would drive him away, "Hurry up, it's just him."

Tao Wu nodded and straightened his hat, but he stood still.

A bead of sweat slid down the forehead of the red hair, and whispered: "Tao Wu, this is it."

Chi Yu was dissatisfied: "What this and that, this is my ancestor."

Tao Wu tilted his head and looked at Chi Yu: "Move to another place."

Her eyes are very light, and two touches of orange can be seen in the shadow cast by the brim of her hat.

The yellow is too pure, so it can be vaguely seen that the pupils are not perfect circles.

like a cat.

Or felines.

Chi Yu's gaze was attracted by these unusual eyes, and he didn't hear what Tao Wu said, but he clearly saw her throat rolling slightly from the corner of his eye.

An undisguised swallowing motion.

Hongmao was more anxious than anyone else: "Mr. Xiaochi, will you give way?"

Only then did Chi Yu realize that half of his body was still leaning on the old ancestor, and while making room, he babbled: "Slow down when moving, it doesn't matter if you hit yourself, don't hit the old ancestor."

Hongmao hurriedly said, "No, no, no."

Mr. Chi Yu felt that something was weird, so he couldn't tell for a while, so he had to put on airs and watch coldly how the porter lifted the three-hundred-jin giant turtle.

Tao Wu circled the ancestor for half a circle, found a good depression, and lifted it casually.The giant soft-shelled turtle, which is one meter wide and two meters long, looks like a big umbrella, and Tao Wu put it upright on his right shoulder.

The red hair clapped excitedly: "How about Mr. Xiaochi, isn't it good?"

Chi Yu tilted him.

Regardless of how powerful a giant turtle carrying three hundred catties is, is this red-haired butler of the old house?

The Tianchi mountain area is the Chi family's private territory, and apart from the heirs registered in the family tree, only housekeepers who know the basics can enter.

This red hair came out of nowhere, with a raised forehead, at least forty years old, but with vigorous shoulder-length red hair.

On the one hand, Chi Yu felt that his face was familiar, on the other hand, Hongmao held a parasol and sent her to the pond where her ancestors lived without saying a word, so she preconceived as the housekeeper of the old house.

Confirming that the ancestor is dead, Chi Yicheng said that he should move the ancestor to the top of the mountain and bury him as soon as possible, so that the ancestor can be reincarnated.

The vertical distance from the old house to the top of the mountain is 600 meters, and there is no way to go. Chi Yicheng still refuses to send a helicopter to hoist the old ancestor up.

Chi Yu scolded Chi Yicheng for being crazy.

The red hair came out again to solve the problem and said: "Leave it to me, I will find someone."

Chi Yu sneered at the time: "Look, find a Popeye who can carry [-] catties, I will recognize you as my father...uncle."

Then Hongmao called a porter named Tao Mingwu.

Easily carry the mountain called the ancestor.

Chi Yu thought about it, if Hongmao insisted on fulfilling the verbal agreement, she would not mind calling her "Dad".

Anyway, she didn't mind changing her father, but she was afraid that Huang Quanxia's mother would not be willing to change her husband.

But Hong Mao seems to have forgotten this.He was surprisingly satisfied with the porter, he took a step ahead to lead the way for Tao Wu, and looked back from time to time to cheer him on.

Chi Yu sneaked behind and tried to lift half of the ancestor's leg - but he didn't.

She put her hands down as if nothing had happened, and rubbed her back twice.There was a piercing pain in the wrist, and I was afraid it was twisted.

The sun was shining, and the sun was shining brightly.

Chi Yu didn't want to climb the mountain, but Chi Yicheng cried and rushed to send the descendants of the Chi family to the ancestors.

The road to the top of the mountain is different from the stone road to the old house below. It is full of wild grass with one foot deep and one foot shallow.Chi Yu was stunned by the grass roots all over the ground and lost her temper. Seeing the shade of the tree in front of her, she breathed a sigh of relief, ran under the tree and sat down on the slippery tree, waiting for Tao Wu to come and wave to her, meaning: You go first.

The porter's head was blocked by the ancestor, he saw his footsteps paused slightly, and then speeded up.

The red-haired expression was quite clear.

This red hair, a pair of oval eyes lit up under the thick eyebrows like lampshades.

Chi Yu frowned, not feeling well.

She watched the redhead and the porter round the bend ahead, and then they stopped.

The reason why he knew to stop was because Chi Yu saw that most of the ancestor's dangling half fell down, and then he didn't move much.

She figured that with the porter's speed, she should turn to the back of the mountain in three or two steps.

Chi Yu looked carefully for a while, and found that the ancestor seemed to have shrunk a little behind the mountain.

Another point.

The red hair that popped up suddenly, the porter who fell from the sky—— Chi Yuleng smelled an ominous smell from his own land.

Without Chi Yicheng's urging like a ghost, Chi Yu couldn't sit still.

Seeing the figure of the ancestor recede little by little, Chi Yu ran wildly.

Turning the corner, I saw Hongmao bent over the ground looking for something with his back to her.

The porter was sitting cross-legged, holding a cylindrical object in his hand and sending it to his mouth.

The ancestors are gone.

Surrounded by weeds crawling up to the ankles, there is no way to hide a giant soft-shelled turtle.

Chi Yu wiped the sweat off his face, pinched his sweaty palms and told himself to stay calm.

Tao Wu took off his hat now, with a pointed chin, a high nose bridge, half-closed eyes, and overgrown eyelashes, covering the pair of different pupils that Chi Yu misses.Although he was wearing a gray labor uniform, the corners of his lips were not so curled up from the perspective of looking down, and he was a bit aggressive, but overall it was pleasing to the eye.

But Chi Yu looked awkward, the porter carried the giant turtle up the mountain for so long, his face was not flushed and he was not panting, his posture was lazy and relaxed, and he seemed a little leisurely.

Sensing Chi Yu's gaze, Tao Wu supported the grass behind him with one hand and looked back.Perhaps the sun was shining brightly, and he raised his other hand to set up a shade in front of his forehead.

"Ok?"

The simple syllable was dragged on by this man for a long time, and the ending sound Nuo Nuo rose, which made Chi Yu's heart go numb.

——Oh, the sun, even the porters are not cats these days.

Chi Yu responded with a cold eyebrow and asked, "Where is the old ancestor?"

After searching for a long time, Hongmao picked up a little bastard from the grass and smiled kindly.

Tao Wu stretched out the tip of his tongue and licked his upper lip, the sharp canine teeth looming.

Chi Yu's heart skipped a beat, "Tell me, where is the ancestor? Did you eat him!"

Red-haired: "It's reincarnated."

Tao Wu: "Yes, I ate."

The author has something to say: Tao Wu: It’s delicious, thank you boss, is there any more?

Chi Yu: ... said.