me and the king next door

Oh, women, don't think I don't know you're talking about me.

That dance is really embarrassing, I, a big man, stood at the back of the queue with Zheng Bao, and when the music started, the two of us would rush to the front, twist our waists and swing our butts...

Every time at this time, the girl who danced with us would cover her face and yell excitedly. The effect of the show was achieved, but my old face was gone. When I thought about it, I would perform this in front of the teachers and students of the whole school. Maybe Wang Xun and the others will still see it. I just want to drill into the cracks in the ground. I really made a hasty decision at the time. If I can do it all over again... I, I...

One day, Zheng Bao pulled me and asked quietly: "Do you know what CP is?"

Isn't cp the meaning of couple?

I was a little surprised: "Why are you asking this?"

Zheng Bao looked confused: "I heard the girls in our class chatting, saying that the two of us have a sense of CP..."

At that time, I felt a thunder rumbling from the top of my head.

Me: "This... cp means eating fat, chipang is equal to cp, maybe we both gained weight."

What a reasonable son.

Zheng Bao: "How could it be possible to say that the two of us gained weight! They only said that you have a thin waist not long ago, and you look good when you dance..."

Zheng Bao said these words with a very serious expression, I looked at him, my ears turned red, and suddenly I felt countless thunders rolling down, hitting my head, and my head was straight white smoke.

I seem to understand a little bit why they look at me like that.

I looked down at my waist, which was covered with a thick school uniform. It was empty, as if... a little thin.

I never thought that one day, I would actually become the object of masturbation by the girls in the class. They did not masturbate me as a heroic and strong macho image, but masturbated me as a weakling? ? ?

Even Zheng Bao can turn over and sing as a serf, is it because I am too white? ? ?

I remember that my mother bought a tube of liquid foundation before, and I heard her complain that it turned black on her face. I sneaked into her room and put her tube, which is said to turn into an African. The foundation was turned out.

I didn't know how to wipe that thing, so I just rubbed it on my face, like I usually wipe Dabao, and wiped it all over my face.

I was sad to find that when I didn't smear my skin, my skin was fair, at least I still felt a little delicate, but now I smeared it, like an African refugee, in a word, ugly.

Before I had time to wash off the foundation on my face, the doorbell rang. I thought it was Ms. Liu. She probably didn't bring the key. She knocked on the door in a hurry. I was afraid that I would be late and couldn't bear her thunder Furious, he wiped his face with a tissue indiscriminately.

Unexpectedly, it was Wang Xun standing at the door, holding a box of CDs in his hand, looking at me in surprise.

I remembered what was on my face and wiped it a few times indiscriminately. I didn't know what it looked like, and I was a little embarrassed for a while.

Wang Xun: "You...so ugly..."

I covered my face and ran into the toilet, feeling ashamed to see others, and rubbed my mother's facial cleanser for a long time before I wiped off the things on my face.

Wang Xun always regarded my house as his own. He changed his shoes and came in. When I heard the door slam shut, my heart trembled.

He leaned against the toilet door and looked at me with a smile: "What are you doing at home alone?"

I wiped my face clean with a towel, and said sullenly: "Beauty black..."

As expected, he laughed all over the place: "Don't be tanned, you are ugly, just like a monkey."

I was a little speechless, and asked him why he came, Wang Xun shook the CD in his hand: "My uncle bought the game you wanted for me."

I used to love playing games in primary and junior high school, and I liked to play games with discs and handles. The game disc in Wang Xun’s hand was a game I wanted to play in my last life. I couldn’t buy it in China. I remember that I used to I keep telling him about this, about my longing for this disc, I don’t know if it’s because I’ve said it for a long time, and then he remembers it.

When I looked at the game CD, I felt like I was back at that time, but in the last life, he didn’t give me this CD, and this CD only appeared on the webpage in my memory.

In this life, he really helped me buy it back.

Wang Xun wanted to ask for credit, so I hesitated, took it, and said thank you.

He seemed a little dissatisfied with my attitude, and put his arm around my shoulder: "You just want to say thank you?"

So what can I say?I suddenly felt that Wang Xun was a bit naive at this time, how much I miss his future appearance now...

Wang Xun: "Forget it, let's try it."

I was clamped by him, like I clamped a pillow on the sofa, and I was clamped into my room by him.

Wang Xun squatted in front of the small TV in my room, and went to fiddle with the machine: "I forgot how you got this in your house."

He grunted twice, and I pushed him away: "I'll do it."

I knelt down to insert the disc, and Wang Xun looked at me with his hands behind me.

After I inserted the disc, Wang Xun suddenly kicked my butt from behind with his foot. The strength was not strong, and it didn't count as kicking, but it felt more appropriate to say rubbing.

I looked back at him, and my voice was a little loud: "Why are you crazy?"

I found a cushion to protect my buttocks, and sat on the ground. Wang Xun moved closer to me: "I heard from Lin Wei that you are dancing in the dance studio."

I stared at the screen and focused on the picture: "The dance on New Year's Day was made in class."

Wang Xun: "Hip-hop?"

I was a little embarrassed and didn't want to tell him because I thought that dance was a bit sao.

"It's started, it's started!"

Then he put his eyes on the screen. I haven’t played it for a long time. It’s really unfamiliar. These are all, although my body is quite young, but my soul is already old.

So I shamelessly threw the game console aside and rolled on the bed: "No more games, no more games."

Wang Xun looked at me and smiled. With that smile, I actually tasted a bit of damn pampering?Kind of scary.

I buried my face in the quilt, my heart was beating "plop", "plop", my ears were red, I comforted myself in my heart, this was just a normal physiological reaction, I swallowed, I was originally Wang Xun is also the type I like. It is understandable that my heart beats like this when he looks at me like that.

I felt a lump in the bed, Wang Xun put his hand on my waist, and I said, "Don't touch me, it's itchy."

He also rubbed it with his fingertips: "Lin Wei said...you can dance well, how about dancing for me?"

The author has something to say:

Ouch!