after boyfriend rebirth

Xie Yanchu rolled up the test paper in his hand and knocked Yang Yimu on the head. "Okay. You are so stupid, you'd better read more books."

Ouch, this ambiguous little atmosphere.Yang Yimu's face burned a little.

After class all morning, Yang Yimu was so abused that he didn't even want to eat.

The intensive bombardment of high-intensity knowledge points exposed the reality that he is a combat scum among the students.In the fourth English class, Yang Yimu was amazed by the beautiful grammar, and fell asleep for half an hour after this sigh.

The people in the class have already left in sevens and eighties, and only a few academic masters are still fighting hard.Xie Yanchu tidied up the table, took out all the textbooks of the subjects that were to be taught in the afternoon and put them on the top of the pile of books.

Yang Yimu was lying on the desk, looking soft and harmless, with a wisp of sleepy hair on his head, which was very playful.Xie Yanchu patted his head, "Go eat. The sweet and sour pork ribs will be sold out soon."

Sweet and sour pork ribs are Yang Yimu's order.When the sky falls, as long as there is a piece of ribs, one can transform into a saint, and one who can eat three meals a day for a month without getting bored, only Yang Yimu is such a wonderful flower.

Sure enough, upon hearing this sentence, Yang immediately regained his energy, his waist was not sore and his eyes were not blurred, and he took out a stainless steel lunch box from his schoolbag and stuffed it in Xie Yanchu's hand.

"..." Xie Yanchu looked at him helplessly.

"Hurry up, brother—en?" Yang Yimu fell into a sleepy sleep, with a kitten-like tail sound, Xie Yanchu felt like a cat's paw scratching his heart, soft and sour.

"I can call you. You have to clean the lunch box after eating." The big hand took Yang Yimu's lunch box and his own, and hurried to the cafeteria.

Yang Yimu watched his leaving back and digested for a long time.Rebirth changed too much!The salary is greatly reduced. When did he wash the dishes in the previous life?

In the previous life, Xie Yanchu's culinary skills were not to be chosen, and Yang Yimu always made a fuss about Xie Yanchu cooking for himself.He loves meat, especially ribs.Pork ribs cannot be braised in soy sauce, boiled in water, steamed in powder, or stewed in oil. Only sweet and sour pork ribs are allowed.

Xie Yanchu was busy with the company, so he replied, "I'll order you takeaway, the hotel is doing better than me, good boy."

He took a break from the game and said, "No."

Xie Yanchu frowned, and moved his fingers to reply to him, when the messages on WeChat exploded again, "I'm hungry."

"hungry."

"hungry."

"I'm hungry!"

Xie Yanchu couldn't help laughing, he was troubled by his rascal behavior and felt anxious and affectionate, "Wait for me. Go home within 15 minutes."

Yang Yimu continued to play the game heartlessly, and when he ate the sweet and sour pork ribs, he still pouted at him, "I've been waiting for four or ten minutes, I'm too hungry!"

How could I do that at that time!Yang Yimu beat his head, and the test paper above his head made a harsh sound.

Xu Shanshan, who was doing homework in the first few rows, couldn't help it, "Yang Yimu, can you go outside if you want to be crazy? We still have to do papers!"

Yang Yimu felt a little angry about being discriminated against.Xueba is amazing. She eats late every day, and it was almost 01:30 when Fang Lang brought her food. At that time, there were more people in the class than now, so she ate in the classroom without changing expression, filling the room They all taste like bean sprouts.At that time, why didn't she feel that others were going to do the test paper?

Moreover, if she doesn't like Fang Lang, she hangs on to him all day long, and asks Fang Lang to buy her meals every day, and she needs gifts for birthdays and Christmas.Even Xie Yanchu, who never cared about these trifles, complained about this.

"Just get out! Green tea bitch." Yang Yimu slapped the test paper on the table and turned away.

"Green tea what? Stop you! Hey——" Xu Shanshan was puzzled, could the word table be modified with green tea?

In [-], they were kept in the dark by time and knew nothing.

Yang Yimu walked to the door, and when she heard her talking to herself, her stomach almost cramped from laughter.He raised his head and bumped into Xie Yanchu's eyes, the smell of sweet and sour pork ribs wafted from the lunch box in Xie Yanchu's hand.

Yang Yimu took the lunch box, "Go to the rooftop, do you want to make an appointment?"

Xie Yanchu always had a cold face, but he just nodded when he heard this.

"Why don't you eat in the classroom?" Xie Yanchu imitated Yang Yimu and sat down cross-legged, and the long legs looked very nice when crossed.Yang Yimu's vision was stimulated, he took a mouthful of rice and curled his lips, "Sister Bean Sprout kicked me out."

Xie Yanchu has long been used to his speaking regardless of grammar, unlike Fang Lang, if he hears this sentence, he must correct him, "It's 'give me', not 'give me', hey, who are you talking about, bean sprout girl?" ? I fought with you..."

"Who else is the bean sprouts girl, Xu Shanshan. Everyone in the class can know what she eats every time she eats. If I say Langlang is the same, every time I know how to give bean sprouts to others, it's strange if I can catch them."

Xie Yanchu laughed, and picked up some vegetables for Yang Yimu.After receiving a dissatisfied look, he also looked at him seriously, "How grown up, don't be picky eaters."

Yang Yimu frowned, and swallowed a mouthful of green vegetable Tuan Ba ​​Tuan Ba ​​like medicine.Xie Yanchu snorted his dumb hair in satisfaction, and Yang Yimu exploded, "You pet the dog!"

"Look in the mirror, you're like a dog when you chew on a bone."

Yang Yimu made a gesture of wiping his neck, and continued to chew on the ribs.

While gnawing and gnawing, a stroke of genius suddenly occurred to him, "Will you agree to my pursuit?"

Xie Yanchu choked on a mouthful of rice.

"Okay, stop teasing. Eat quickly, and clean the lunch box together after eating." Xie Yanchu looked calm.

Yang Yimu ate silently, picked up a spare rib and put it to Xie Yanchu's mouth, Xie Yanchu shook his head, and he ate it by himself.

Hmm... Did that confession fail just now... It seems a bit embarrassing...

Xie Yanchu mentioned the matter of volunteering again, and asked him if he had finalized it, Yang Yimu shook his head.

"Hey, Xie Yanchu, can you help me with tutoring?" Yang Yimu's English foundation is extremely poor, and his math talent is almost non-existent.Mathematics and English, the popular majors of Beicheng University, must be guaranteed to be above [-], so as not to hinder the total score.

Raise one point and kill thousands of people!Yang Yimu has to kill at least 140000 people to have any hope.

"Clean the lunch box first."

"..."

Yang Yimu came to the pool with his lunch box, Xie Yanchu folded his arms and watched him brush.

"You want me to help you with tutoring, how can you repay me?"

"Why don't I promise you with my body?" Yang Yimu gave him an elbow with a smile, and raised his left arm to signal Xie Yanchu to help him roll up his sleeve.

"Give your grandma a leg." Xie Yanchu put a lid on his head from behind, "I know why there's nothing in it, it's full of water."

Yang Yimu rolled up his sleeves with wet hands, like a poor cabbage, "I can share with you the sweet and sour pork ribs made by my mother."

"Not everyone likes sweet and sour pork ribs."

Yang Yimu is silent.After a long time, I caught up with Xie Yanchu, "But I am willing to share my favorite with you. Oh should?"

Xie Yanchu paused, and seemed to be cheered up by his words, "I agree."

Yang Yimuxi, "Is it because you are greedy for my beauty?"

"Because I think your English is too bad. You can't even say OK." Xie Yanchu left without saying a word.

Yang Yimu froze and jumped on the spot, unable to see the slightly curved corner of his mouth with his back behind his back.

Your favorite is sweet and sour pork ribs.My favorite is you.

It’s hard to do it all over again, the center of my world is you, so don’t make jokes that are easily misunderstood.

If I take it seriously and you cheat and get angry for two lifetimes, I'm afraid it will burn us both to death.