Dog Licking's Way to Survive

"Since I am the head of Shenxingyan, I will protect my disciple Zhou Quan."

Don't be stunned, Jiang wondered if Lou Qingchen had lost his mind from sleep, why did he suddenly say something nice?

In fact, Lou Qingchen regretted it after he finished speaking, his whole body was as awkward as maggots.Looking at Jiang Bie's expression, he knew that the unlucky boy was thinking wildly, but when he said it carefully, he didn't think wrong.Can't get angry, can't scold.Unprecedented, Lou Qingchen got out of the wheelchair and walked out of the room, not forgetting to say: "Soon Xiao will bring the martial art uniform, remember to change into it."

Outside the door, Cui Jingyan was sitting on the doorstep, holding a broken flute and urging people to pee.

"Okay, stop bragging!" Lou Qingchen kicked Cui Jingyan's butt angrily, "Doctor Jing can brag about the living, but you can brag about the dead. After more than ten years of training, you still look like this."

The urge to urinate stopped abruptly, and Cui Jingyan put the bamboo flute on his fingertips and twirled it: "You think I want to practice? Master, the old man is watching our brothers in the spirit of the sky. We were not filial when the old man was alive. , we should save some food and let him rest in peace after he dies."

"Don't be too sentimental, Master is happy in the sky, how can you care about your rotten garlic." Lou Qingchen sat down beside Cui Jingyan, "Zi Xiao is not angry anymore?"

"That child is soft-hearted, and he is really angry with me." Cui Jingyan smiled, "Thank you for helping me take care of Ayan for so many years, obviously you can keep him by your side."

Lou Qingchen picked a twig and pulled the ants on the ground, expressionless: "Hurry up and baby yourself, I don't miss you."

Cui Jingyan looked at Lou Qingchen in a daze for a long time: "Do you really want to take Jiang away? If something goes wrong, you will be left alone..."

"Who do you look down on?" Lou Qingchen threw down the branch casually, interrupting Cui Jingyan's words, "Beiming Palace dares to snatch someone from me?"

"Senior brother, don't be brave." Cui Jingyan put away his usual playful smile, even drooping his brows and eyes meekly, "If you have something to do, you must tell me, and it will be my atonement."

Lou Qingchen straightened his legs to the third step, stretched his waist, and sneered, "You should atone for Zixiao, what does it have to do with me?"

"I'm sorry." Cui Jingyan didn't even turn the flute, and stared at the flute hole ecstatically, "I have to leave after the meeting, don't let Ayan know. I will trouble you more in the future."

Lou Qingchen rolled his eyes: "Take me as a cheap old lady."

"Uncle Master." Yan Zixiao didn't know when he stood behind the two of them, and he didn't know how much he heard, but Cui Jingyan heard the words that he was leaving.The two eyes stared at Cui Jingyan like he was sitting on pins and needles.

After being silent for a long time, Yan Zixiao finally turned his gaze to Lou Qingchen: "Master, everything is ready and we can leave at any time."

Lou Qingchen didn't have the slightest awareness of being the person who brought up this unpleasant topic, he beat his back and walked towards Jiang Bie behind Yan Zixiao as if nothing happened, leaving Cui Jingyan alone facing Yan Zixiao in a mess.

It's over, kneeling all night in vain.

Jiang Bie changed his clothes and pushed the wheelchair out together in a doggy manner, pinching his shoulders and beating his back to help the master in one go, waiting for Lou Qingchen to show how ugly he is in martial clothes.

Lou Qingchen condescendingly opened his eyelids and looked at Jiang Bie. Jiang Bie's appearance was not outstanding, but he was a clothes rack, with broad shoulders and a thin waist.I'm used to nodding and bowing at ordinary times, so I can't tell that my stature is a bit slender.Cleaning up, you look like a dog, at least your nose is your nose and your eyes are your eyes, so it's not ashamed to take it out.

Lou Qingchen nodded in satisfaction: "You look like a man." Then he sat in the wheelchair and asked Jiang Bie to push him to the back mountain.

This is... the end?Jiang Bie himself was crazy about complaining about the emerald green clothes.It can be said that Shenxingyan has practiced the ability to save face to the extreme. This suit is the most expensive item Jiang Bie has seen since he entered Shenxingyan.

Not only that, but the wind-controlling talisman was embroidered on the belt, and the sleeves of the clothes fluttered on the body, and it would automatically move without wind.

Jiang Bie groaned while pushing the wheelchair and asked, "Master, brothers and sisters are leaving, what are we going to do in the back mountain?"

"We won't be with them." Lou Qingchen asked Jiang Bie to stop in front of a cliff, raised his hand and drew a talisman on the stone wall, and the stone wall slowly opened a path.

I didn't ask God, I didn't clean my hands, and I didn't even use a pen and paper.The movements of Lou Qingchen's drawing symbols were done in one go, smooth and unrestrained.

Jiang Bie usually only heard all kinds of praises for Lou Qingchen, the great completion of Mahayana period, the youngest head of Shenxingyan in the past, and his cultivation base is omnipotent, but he has never seen Lou Qingchen revealing a little bit of spiritual power.Now just simply draw a talisman, Jiang Bie has seen it, he will never surpass Lou Qingchen in his life, even after 500 years Lou Qingchen can kill him.

Walking in along the road is an astonishing sight. Unlike the autumn tigers outside, the stone wall is full of spring, and the flower buds are shy like they are about to bloom, and the buds from the willow branches are still slightly yellow.

What surprised Jiang even more was a big yellow bird perched under the sycamore tree, with black lines, cockscomb, crane feet, and four wings.

bird!What a big bird!This is a mysterious bird!Just the one in Shan Hai Jing!Shenxingyan is so poor that Zhong Lingyuxiu can raise a phoenix!

Before Jiang Bie recovered from the surprise, he heard Lou Qingchen continue: "You and I will go by black bird."

The successive critical blows made Jiang Bie lose his ability to speak, and he stammered: "Master, that's a mysterious bird! How can, can you ride it?"

"What should we do if we don't take it?" Lou Qingchen's tone revealed a thick sarcasm: "You know how to control the sword?"

Jiang Bie pretended to be ashamed and lowered his head: "No."

Jiang Bie doesn't know how to control the sword, but Lou Qingchen doesn't bother to control the sword at all.

Lou Qingchen put the wheelchair into the Qiankun bag, and approached Xuanniao slowly.Xuanniao lowered its wings meekly, and let Lou Qingchen walk along the wings to his back.

Jiang Bie also slowly approached, unexpectedly, Xuanniao flapped its wings and swept away Jiang Bie, and then turned its head to stare at Jiang Bie and let out a sharp cry.

No such discrimination!

Lou Qingchen slapped Jiang Bie first after appreciating it, then raised his hand to smooth the hair on Xuanniao's neck, Xuanniao squinted his eyes in comfort.

"Stupid thing, come up."

Don't listen to Lou Qingchen's words, Jiang tried to go up again.This time Xuanniao really obediently told Jiang not to sit on his back.

Awesome! Awesome!Lou Qingchen, a man who can even tame a phoenix.While sighing, Jiang Bie didn't know if he was relieved, it was a miracle that he hadn't been kicked down the mountain by Lou Qingchen with his mediocre cultivation.

But Jiang don't have time to think about what's there and what's not right away.The black bird flapped its wings and flew into the air in an instant.Jiang Bie was honored to experience the thrill of taking an open-top plane, which is more fucking exciting than bungee jumping!

There is also a seat belt for bungee jumping!This fucking doesn't even have a handle!Death Drive is about the same as this.Does he still have the life to go back and brag to others that he has ridden a phoenix?

Jiang Bie was extremely sorry for his life.When his life was in danger, Lou Qingchen's aura was not enough to make him frightened, so he hugged Lou Qingchen's waist resolutely.Lou Qingchen froze, a faint scent of sweet-scented osmanthus floated into Jiang Bie's nose.

Although Lou Qingchen turned his back to Jiang Bie and closed his eyes, he knew that Jiang was frightened behind him.

I wanted to see Jiang Bie joke, but I didn't expect Jiang Bie to put his arms around his waist directly. Moreover, Jiang Bie didn't practice cultivation and only cultivated his face, so he admitted his cowardice against his thick city wall: "Master, I'm really scared. , you see, I am only a little monk at the fifth level of qi training. If I fall, I will definitely die. It doesn’t matter if I die, but it’s embarrassing for you to attend the third meeting day without serving your disciples, and you You don’t want to take this opportunity to confront Beiming Palace with me, if you lose face because of my death and lose the opportunity, I will be guilty of a great crime, and I will not rest in peace.”

In the past ten years, no one has been so close to Lou Qingchen except Jiang Bie.Without the cover of hair, the breath floated along the collar of Lou Qingchen's defenseless neck with the frequency of speaking, and Lou Qingchen's fingers trembled slightly.

Obviously, every word that Jiang don't say jumped into Lou Qingchen's ears clearly, but Lou Qingchen didn't remember any of them, and his mind was in a mess for some reason.

Lou Qingchen didn't bother to think about the reason, but attributed the reason to Jiang Bie being too annoying, and planned to go back and feed Jiang Bie to the birds.

"Master, can I ask you about Beiming Palace?" Jiang Bie was still afraid, and he didn't want Lou Qingchen to answer him, so he babbled to himself, "What does Beiming Palace do? Why? Can a sect that mainly focuses on witchcraft and sorcery be as famous as other sects? Why can a sect that is harmful to people exist for so many years?"

"Who said that witches and Gu are sorcery? And who said that these things are harmful?" Lou Qingchen replied suddenly, with a rare stern expression, "Wen Huaijin, the first lord of Beiming Palace, Lingqi opened the way , Faling calling back souls. Stepping on the wind and frost, bearing the severe cold, one person sent the corpses of the [-] soldiers who died in the northern part of the country back to their hometown in Jiangnan. Who can say that expelling corpses to summon souls is harmful?"

"People care about the things before life, and death is taboo in every famous family. But people will always die, and Beiming Palace deals with people's posthumous names. People come to the world clean, and finally they are cleaned up through Beiming Palace. Sending them away in vain. Therefore, it is only natural that the Beiming Palace can be as famous as all the famous families. It’s just that the descendants are bound by selfish distractions and go astray. Things are always right, and it’s people who are wrong.”

Lou Qingchen's cold voice was scattered in the air, Jiang Bie heard it a little vaguely.Shenxingyan, who had been hiding on the mountain for 40 years, finally escaped to the end, and the true appearance of the cultivation world in this world began to show in front of Jiang Bie.

Jiang Bie couldn't help clenching Lou Qingchen's hand: "Master, can I trust you?"

Lou Qingchen suddenly remembered that before he took over as the head, the younger brothers drank too much and hid in his room to avoid punishment. Since then, he knew that Lou Qingchen's room was a good place to go.The next day, a group of brats brought sweet-scented osmanthus rice wine to the windows of Lou Qingchen, saying that it was a thank you gift, but in fact, the bastard drank so much that Lou Qingchen had to wipe their butts for them in the end.

As if in a lifetime, the familiar sense of dependence choked out the forgotten tenderness in Lou Qingchen's heart.

Lou Qingchen patted Jiang Biehuan's hand on his waist lightly, as firmly as before: "Trust me."