Dog Licking's Way to Survive

The head of Shenxingyan has been mentally abnormal since returning from a stroll around Youyou Valley.In the past, when Jiang Bie mentioned Moxiu, he wanted to have skin cramps, but now Jiang Bie could smile when he heard Moxiu's movements, that was a spring heart.

It was also from then on that the task of the disciples of Shenxingyan became to search for the magic cultivator who was wearing a black cloak and looked amazing.Occasionally, the disciples who came back to order always saw Jiang Bie showing his aunt smiling at a portrait, although no one had ever seen who was painted in that portrait.

Of course, the most miserable one is Jiang Bie's disciple who waits on the seat. Other disciples can take advantage of the task to take a break, and he works under Jiang Bie's nose.

He really admires Jiang Bie. The people in the painting are very beautiful, but it doesn't mean that he can't eat or sleep all day long, right?Jiang didn't dare to sleep even if he didn't rest, his eyes were staring like lanterns.

"Jiang, please harm my apprentice lightly." Jiang Yan couldn't stand it anymore, "If you don't sleep, let Xiaomei go to rest. He has been standing like this for two days."

Jiang Bie regained his senses from the painting, turned his head to look at Song Mei and said in surprise, "I'm sorry I forgot about you, go rest, don't worry about me for a few days."

Song Mei is not smart, but fortunately she is honest and pragmatic. Don't worry about looking at Jiang, so she dug it from Jiang Yan.

Song Mei couldn't get used to this kind of thing, she came out of Jiang's room and beat her right shoulder with her left hand uselessly, and asked Jiang Yan who came out with him: "Master, what's wrong with the sect master?"

Jiang Yan didn't know that Lou Qingchen was painted in the portrait, thought it was Zheng Sanniang who introduced Jiang to another girl, and replied casually: "I don't know which girl is in the picture, the soul has been hooked away."

Song Mei didn't know that Jiang borrowed other money from Youyougu, but only knew that Jiang was going to deal with Moxiu, so she asked, "Isn't the master going to catch Moxiu?"

"Yes." Jiang Yan didn't realize what was wrong at all.And Song Mei already realized that she knew something important.

In less than a day, word spread all over Shenxingyan: the master of Shenxingyan who hated the demon cultivator was seduced by the female demon cultivator. It's really fragrant.

The disciples of Shenxingyan tacitly believe that the demon master asked them to find is a vixen who seduces the master. They must not tell the master about the demon cultivator to prevent the master from going astray.

But they are also very curious. Jiang Bie has not been close to female sex for 500 years, and the person who can fascinate Jiang Bie must be shocked by his looks. The heart of gossip drives them to work extra hard in private, and they must see the female demon cultivator beauty.

After Yan Zixiao heard about this, he felt that the guesses of these disciples were indeed inseparable, so he simply ignored it.

The art of gossip is Shenxingyan's specialty, and it is passed on from ten to hundreds of times, and flowers are made up.The gaudy and vulgar story books and teahouses at the foot of Yandang Mountain have added new themes:

"The Merry Witch's Secret Society of the Fairy"

"Bad Bad Immortal Master Domineering Love"

"Seeing Sex: Gentle Baby Forgive Me"

Jiang Yan, who went down the mountain to do the task, flipped through a book, and the content in it instantly refreshed Jiang Yan's lower limit. Why didn't he know which magic cultivator Jiang Bie was having an affair with.

Jiang Yan didn't know that this incident was caused by him, and he fell in front of Jiang Bie with the drawing book, panting with anger: "When did you get involved with Moxiu? Don't make me look down on you."

Jiang don't look at Jiang Yan as if he was mentally ill: "Who messed with Moxiu, don't put shit on my head..."

While speaking, Jiang Bie picked up the script and glanced at it twice, and immediately fell silent.

This script is written with a nose and eyes, he didn't even know that he and Moxiu got together, if it wasn't for Jiang, he would have believed it.

These goddamn bastards, usually ignore them, but took the courage to arrange it on him.

Jiang Bie casually flipped through the other books, and the more he read, the more he found something was wrong, and his mood gradually turned from anger to joy.Due to the uncertainty of the heroine, each heroine has a different personality, either gentle and innocent, or coquettish and magnificent, giving Jiang Bie the illusion that he is the heroine of the harem.

But they have one thing in common, they look good!

Don't recall Jiang, Lou Qingchen is the best looking around him, and the only magic cultivator around him is Lou Qingchen!

"Well written, let them write well." Jiang Bie put the story book under his pillow, and the abacus in his heart was rattling, "Not only to write, but also to help them promote it well."

It's over, the head of Shenxingyan's mind is blocked by yellow waste.

Jiang Bie really knows Lou Qingchen well enough.

At the temple fair in Tianchi Palace, storytellers spit everywhere.

"Let's say that Jiang Bie, the master of Shenxingyan, has no desires. In the past hundred years, no one has seen Jiang Bie fall in love with any woman, but there is always a chance. With a clang, he knocked the magic weapon away, and knocked off the veil of the female demon cultivator in a moment of intoxication. Guess what? The face behind the veil is really alluring. The heart of the head of Shenxingyan Messed up."

What and what is this talking about?Lou Qingchen had black lines on his face.

There are many magic repairs near Tianchi Palace, and this kind of venue is often full of seats.But no one has ever dared to talk about Jiang Bie. Firstly, Jiang Bie's reputation in the magic cultivator is really thunderous, and secondly, Jiang Bie is like a seamless egg and has no lust to show it off.

But now it's all about Jiang's other scenes from morning till night.Lou Qingchen rolled her eyes, she looked like he was crying when she saw him a few days ago, and now she has hooked up with other women, what a scumbag!

"Crack!" The storyteller clapped eye-catchingly, and spoke even more vigorously: "The moon slid over the woman's snow-white shoulders, and the woman's exquisite and bumpy body was half-hidden under the jet-black hair and bright red apron. Chai｜Fire. Even Jiang Bie couldn’t help himself, and Jiang Bie couldn’t help it in the end..."

"Bang!" Lou Qingchen slammed an ingot of gold on the storyteller's table: "From now on, I will block all dramas about Jiang Bie."

Everyone mistakenly thought that Jiang Bie stole Lou Qingchen's favorite female demon cultivator.

Lou Qingchen led Lin He out of the tea house, ignoring everyone's scrutiny.He doesn't like to listen to this stuff, and he doesn't even bother to go down the mountain.If it wasn't for Xia Ci'en looking for him.

Lou Qingchen pushed open the door of the private room upstairs, and the person sitting in the room was very familiar, it was Xia Ci'en.

After 500 years, the woman in the black veil is still standing behind Xia Cien.Really loyal.

Xia Cien still said in a gloomy tone: "Master Lou, you are finally on my side."

Lou Qingchen was too lazy to stand, Xia Ci'en didn't show a seat, so he had to find a place to sit by himself: "Weigh the pros and cons, since I've become a demon, of course it's Palace Master Xia who helped me the most."

"Really?" Xia Ci'en smiled, "Master Lou is a smart person, what can you do for me, I want to cooperate with you."

Lou Qingchen sneered: "Master Xia, I'm afraid you've made a mistake, what you can do for me, I can do what you can't do."

Xia Cien nodded: "Okay, you are indeed different from Qian Duoduo."

Lou Qingchen sarcastically said: "You are far behind Qian Duoduo."

Instead of being angry, Xia Ci'en said joyfully: "Then this time I will bring Moxiu down the mountain, and invite the head of Lou to come forward."

"Okay." Lou Qingchen replied, got up and left, he was going to beat up that scumbag Jiang Bie.

On the other side, Jiang Bie also received news of the moxiu commotion.Jiang Bie smiled, "Okay, Lou Qingchen, don't leave when you come."

Moxiu's attack was not ferocious, but he came straight to Shenxingyan.Jiang Bie ordered Jiang Yan to resist Moxiu, and quietly went around behind Moxiu to find Lou Qingchen who was alone.Lou Qingchen also dismissed all the disciples who were looking for Jiang Bie.

Before Jiang Bie got close, Lou Qingchen sensed it, drew his sword out, and the sword's aura came straight to Jiang Bie's eyes.

"Master, it's me." Jiang Bie shouted hastily.

Seeing that it was Jiang Bie, Lou Qingchen put away his sword energy, grabbed Jiang Bie's collar, and said angrily: "What are the rumors in the streets and alleys! Live your life well, can't you? Mix it with the magician What are you doing?"

Jiang Bie didn't explain, and followed Lou Qingchen's strength to pull him and kissed him.

Lou Qingchen, who came to fight, went blank immediately, and became even angrier after realizing it, don't kiss me like you kissed other women.Lou Qingchen pushed Jiang Bie's face away with the other hand: "I didn't make any sense, why kiss!"

Jiang Bie hugged Lou Qingchen and did not let go, and pecked Lou Qingchen's hand: "I deliberately let them pass it on, so that you would be willing to see me. It's clear, can we continue to kiss?"

Lou Qingchen flinched back from Jiang Bie's kissed hand.Jiang Bie seized the opportunity and leaned closer to Lou Qingchen to kiss him again.

Damn this kid tricked him.

Jiang Bie hugged Lou Qingchen and licked and bit, bit Lou Qingchen's lower lip for a while, and gently scratched Lou Qingchen's sensitive palate with the tip of his tongue, forcing Lou Qingchen to entangle with him.

Lou Qingchen wanted to back away, but forgot to hold Jiang Bie by the collar.Taking a step back, he pulled Jiang Bie closer to him.

Jiang Bie simply took advantage of the situation and pressed Lou Qingchen against the tree in front of him. Lou Qingchen wanted to reach out and pat Jiang Bie's back to let Jiang Bie let go, but Jiang Bie didn't let him go. Dust was firmly pressed against the tree.

Lou Qingchen didn't know what Jinxi was. He felt dizzy, his legs were weak, and he could barely stand still by relying on Jiang Biehuan's hand on his waist.He didn't know when Jiang Bie put his hand on his waist, and Jiang Bie kissed him in a daze.

I don't know how long it took before Jiang Bie let him go, gently rubbed Lou Qingchen's red earlobe, and looked at him with a smile: "Master, you are so sweet."

Is this a joke?

Lou Qingchen is a man after all, being molested like this, he subconsciously wanted to slap him with his hand, and when he stretched his hand halfway, he felt that this move was too girly, like something a young daughter-in-law would do if she was being molested.

Jiang Bie was not afraid, he hugged Lou Qingchen into his arms again, buried him in Lou Qingchen's neck and sniffed his fragrance, and said in a muffled voice: "Master, I miss you."

Lou Qingchen's heart softened all of a sudden, the hand hanging in the air hesitated for a while, and finally hugged Jiang Bie, and said softly in a barely audible voice: "I miss you very much too."

The author says:

Don't ask me why Jiang Yan randomly picked up one of those pornographic books, Jiang Yan is also a man.