Afraid of getting angry, just drink me

Jiao Jiao couldn't react to the sudden appearance of the person whom she had missed for so many days.

He first exclaimed "Oh my god", and then spouted a series of "I'm sorry I'm sorry".In a hurry, he quickly pulled up Wang Laoji who was lying on the ground.

"Does it hurt? Is there any injury? I think the fall just now was quite hard... I don't know it was you, does it hurt? Didn't hurt your waist?"

Wang Laoji got up from the ground and thumped his sore psoas muscles: "Don't worry, this is your happiness for the rest of your life, I won't let it hurt you."

"Why did you appear out of nowhere?" Jiao Jiao was terrified by him, and she still had lingering fears, "There was no sound when walking, I thought a thief had entered the house!"

"I didn't want to give you a surprise." Wang Luoji said sullenly.

Jiao Jiao supported her forehead and said angrily, "There are no surprises, only fright."

Wang Luoji was so embarrassing, he originally wanted to appear suddenly, and then imitate the routine in love movies and give the other party a romantic back hug, but he did not expect to encounter the Waterloo of his life.

Damn, the movies are all lies.

The two sides were silent for a while, and Jiao Jiao asked awkwardly first, "Is the filming over?"

"Well, it's over."

With a fiery and restrained heart, Wang Luoji stared at the sweetheart whom he had been thinking about day and night, and he spoke with affection: "Long time no see, I miss you so much."

Jiao Jiao paused, and almost blurted out "Actually, I miss you too".

Taking a step forward, Wang Laoji hugged him very tenderly, with his head drooping on his neck, and wrapped the boy in his arms with two warm arms.

He leaned against Jiao Jiao's arms, like someone who had been tired for a long time returned to the comfortable bed, feeling healed instantly.

The boy blushed, feeling embarrassed, and said arrogantly, "Why, I, I'm still angry, and I haven't planned to forgive you yet."

He struggled twice, but Wang Luoji held him even tighter, and said in a deep voice, "Don't move."

The man hugged Jiao Jiao tightly and refused to let go, his tone seemed to be begging, "Just let me hug you once."

Jiao Jiao was still struggling at first, but the other party's weary tone made him stop moving all of a sudden, quietly and obediently let the other party hold her.

"I'm so tired, but once I hug you, I won't be tired anymore." Wang Luoji's voice was hoarse, like a big cat acting coquettishly.He leaned on Jiao Jiao's body in a relaxed way to restore the power in his body.

"Is the filming not going well?"

"Are you caring about me?"

Wang Luoji's mouth was really not reassuring, and he started flirting again if he was given some sweets, Jiao Jiao shyly pushed him away again.

But Wang Laoji still hugged him tightly, and refused to let go for a moment, "Okay, okay, don't care, you don't care about me at all. Okay?"

Jiao Jiao puffed up her cheeks: "Hmph."

"Just let me hug for a while like this," Wang Luoji hugged the soft boy, feeling his body and mind were fully charged.The grievances and hardships I suffered from the studio before are nothing.

As long as you come back, you can hug the person you like.

Not just this moment, but this whole life.When he was at his lowest point in life, meeting Jiao Jiao was his greatest comfort.

Suddenly, Wang Luoji was a little sad, "If we didn't meet through online dating, if I hadn't lied to you, would you think about me?"

Why not?Jiao Jiao didn't answer him, but murmured in her heart: I've obviously always thought about you.

"Will it be?" Wang Laoji repeated the question.

Jiao Jiao still didn't answer.

Knowing that Jiao Gela would not lose face, Wang Laoji buried his head in his neck and rubbed it carelessly, like a spoiled and coquettish child, "I'm asking you something, will you?"

Jiao Jiao was so tickled by him, she wanted to laugh but couldn't, so she had to squeeze her mouth into a line.

"If you don't talk to me, then I'll talk to you." Wang Luoji thickened his face a few times, "When I was on the set, I missed you so much that I couldn't eat, I couldn't sleep, and I couldn't live as a human being. Looks good. Brother Jiao, you are poisonous."

Jiao Jiao: "..."

"Anyway, when I come back this time, I will pester you. You don't want to have a cold war with me, don't even think about ignoring me! I stick to you like a piece of dog skin plaster, wandering around in front of you every day, I don't believe you can control it!"

Jiao Jiao finally failed, and laughed and scolded: "...can you show some face, stinky rascal."

"My wife is gone, what else do I have to do?"

"..."

In order to chase his wife, Wang Luoji's face has been cultivated to be thicker than the city wall.

Since returning from playing in the crew, he began to release himself.Wang Daxing, who used to be romantic and elegant, has now turned into a fanatical love brain. She is so skinny and shameless that she entangles Jiao Jiao's side at every turn, exposing her sense of existence angrily.

Because Jiao Jiao is a straight man, the challenge factor Wang Luoji has to face is even more difficult, so he uses all eighteen martial arts, actively creates various opportunities to be alone with Jiao Jiao, and then offers him wonderful performance.

Like that day.

Wang Laoji pestered Jiao Jiao to play games with him, and when the two of them reached the sixth game, Jiao Jiao finally couldn't help it anymore, because Wang Daxingxing was really...too good.

"Vegetarian chicken!" Jiao Jiao was so angry that she almost dropped her phone, "I can't take you anymore, you are just giving away your head."

"Well, I'm pretty good," said Wang Luoji with a smile. He still had a playful smile when he was scolded, and his eyes were full of smiles when he looked at Jiao Jiao.

Jiao Jiao's hairs stood on end under his stare, "I told you that you're good, why are you so happy?"

"If others say I'm a vegetable, then I'm just a rotten vegetable leaf in a bucket of rotten water in the market. If Jiao Ge says that I'm a vegetable, then I'm a jadeite Chinese cabbage in a museum."

"..."

Another example is yesterday.

Wang Laoji saw Jiao Jiao eating an apple, the boy ate it with gusto, his lips were bright red, which complemented the bright red skin of the apple.

There was a little juice on the corner of his mouth.

Wang Daxingxing was heartbroken for a while, his blood boiled, and he almost had a nosebleed on the spot.

The love cells in his body were in a commotion, he walked over gracefully, and dotingly said to Jiao Jiao: "Idiot."

The boy raised his head in confusion, "Huh?"

"You got something on your lips."

After saying that, Wang Laoji stroked the corner of Jiao Jiao's lips with his finger, wiped off the juice on it for him ambiguously, then put his fingertip into his mouth and licked it, his eyes flashed secretly.

Like a male fox in heat.

"Tsk, it's so dirty," Jiao Jiao glanced at Wang Laoji's tricks, with a disgusted expression on her face, she took a tissue from the side and handed it to him, "I have paper, don't you know how to use it?"

Wang Luoji: "..."

Can't move, can't move.

Another example is last night.

Jiao Jiao is used to watering flowers in the yard at night, so tonight, Wang Luoji took a book of English poetry and went to the yard, aiming at the right time, intending to sit in the moonlight and read poems aloud, capturing the other party's love with a literary and romantic image. Heart.

The moonlight was shining brightly, and the night was alluring. A handsome man was sitting by the edge of the flowerbed, which was a very conspicuous position.He twisted a corner of the page with his slender fingertips, and gracefully turned the first page of the poetry collection...

It's so dark, I can't read the words clearly.

He had no choice but to turn on the flashlight that came with his phone, shine it directly on the pages of the book, squint his eyes and read, stumbling.

"From...?fairest?...creatures...?we?...desire...."

It's not artistic at all, it's not romantic, it's not handsome at all!

Wang Luoji's actions were indeed eye-catching, Jiao Jiao looked at him like a fool, confused.

The boy couldn't help asking, "If you want to read a book, why don't you read it in your room?"

"..."

"Is the lamp in your room broken?"

"..."

The pretense failed, and Wang Luoji was embarrassed to leave immediately, so he could only bite the bullet and continue to watch, squinting hard, like a half-blind person.

Jiao Jiao went in after watering the flowers, not bothering to look at him.

Another example is tonight.

During this period of time, Jiaojiao was like a mouth-watering piece of meat, but he couldn't eat it right in front of him. Wang Laoji couldn't hold back anymore, and decided to use some tricks——

He pretended to be drunk, trying to play the gangster well by going drunk.

Wang Luoji drank several bottles of beer on the grounds of falling out of love.Taking advantage of the alcohol to strengthen his courage, he forcefully slammed Jiaojiao against the wall.

"Why did you suddenly drink so much?" Jiao Jiao looked at him who smelled of alcohol in surprise.

"Drink if you want." Wang Luoji said in a low voice.

The faces of the two were gradually approaching, and the tip of their noses were also gradually approaching. Wang Luoji's goal was very clear, which was to kiss the lips that he thought about day and night.

The atmosphere was ambiguous to the extreme, such a big star Wang was extremely sexy, his deep eyes were slightly squinted, the corners of his eyes were faintly red, and even his hot breath was full of strong alcohol molecules.

It's like a male wild leopard full of temptation.

So, when Wang Laoji was about to kiss her, Jiao Jiao held her surging chest and thought, this time I really can't hold it!

The boy couldn't help himself. When he was about to take the initiative to meet his lips, Wang Laoji forcefully...

Spit all over him.

Jiao Jiao: "..."

A smell.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa———'

Wang Luoji: "..." I just want to ask for a kiss, why is it so difficult...

The poor actor Wang personally ruined an excellent chance for a kiss, and threw up in the toilet until his stomach acid surged.

There are many such things, and all kinds of situations emerge one after another, and it is difficult to describe them in detail.

Chasing a wife is too difficult, and chasing a straight wife is even more difficult.Wang Luoji was repeatedly hit by Waterloo on the road to chasing his wife, and he was disheartened and even a little skeptical about life.

One day, he disappeared.

At that time, it was time for dinner, and Wang Luoji had been missing for a long time. Jiao Jiao and Xiaoye searched for him for a long time, until it was almost dark, and finally found him in the cattle farm.

Wang Daxingxing sat on the feed trough of the cattle farm, and in front of him was his daughter—Xiangxiang.One person, one pig, as deep as heads of state in talks, having a long talk under the setting sun.

Wang Luoji: "What should I do? I still want to find you a mother, but now she doesn't care about me at all. It's too hard to chase after me."

Xiangxiang: "Hey, hey~"

Wang Luoji: "Oh, love is such a mysterious thing, if you say it, it will come, if you say it, it will disappear."

Xiangxiang: "Hey, hey~"

Wang Luoji: "Tell me, where can I find a man as good as Brother Jiao, who is kind, diligent, lively and cute, that's fine, he's still good-looking."

Xiangxiang: "Hey, hey~"

Wang Luoji: "I have tried to seduce him with beauty, I have tried to cater to what he likes, I have tried... Don't worry about it, help me think of a way."

Xiangxiang: "Hey, hey~"

Jiao Jiao and Xiaoye stood not far away, watching silently for a long time, their expressions hard to describe.

Xiaoye: "Sometimes I really doubt my boss's mental state."

Jiao Jiao: "Take him to see a doctor when you have time, dementia is not a trivial matter."

Xiaoye: "Well, it seems that his condition is quite serious."

Jiao Jiao: "Oh..."

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