Afraid of getting angry, just drink me

"Change the channel," Wang Luoji said with a gloomy expression.

"Huh? Why?"

Jiao Jiao stared at the TV intently, holding the remote control in her hand, "I saw the tense part, what channel should I switch to?"

On the TV, the prince played by Liang Jian is confronting the hero played by Ning Han. The eyes of the two are sparkling with lightning, and every line is full of tension.

Jiao Jiao was heartbroken watching that.

Wang Luoji leaned over and snatched the remote control from his hand, "I change it as I say, what's so good about such a bad show?"

"Hey you—!"

Jiao Jiao was so angry that he hammered his arm, "I like Liang Jian's drama the most, it's so well acted. Give me back the remote control!"

"What's so good about Liang Jian's face, you have to wash your eyes."

"..."

Wang Luoji's mouth smelled bad, so he tuned the channel angrily, but he didn't expect Liang Jian to appear on several channels in a row, either in a variety show he participated in or in an advertisement he shot.

Liang Jian is really popular these days.

He was so angry that he simply turned off the TV, out of sight.

The man snorted and said, "Someone like Liang Jian will have fans, only blind people like him."

As a true fan, Jiao Jiao was furious: "You! You are not allowed to insult my idol!"

He reached out to get the remote control, but Wang Laoji kept his expression on his face, but his hand raised the remote control high above his head, just not letting him reach it.

The boy stretched his arms and waist, like a stretched kitten, trying to reach for the remote control, "Give it to me, give it to me!"

"Look at Liang Jian, just look at me? I'm much more handsome than him, okay?"

"Pooh!"

Jiao Jiao rushed over and pressed Wang Laoji on the bench. His whole body was firmly pressed against the other person's body. Their faces were less than half a fist apart, and their lips were almost touching.

Hip to hip, leg to leg.The breath is like a bond, back and forth on the faces of both parties, exchanging breaths with each other.

Wang Luoji was the first to realize this unnaturalness, he turned his face away, "Come on, you're dead again."

If I can't afford to drive again, I will be hard.

Jiao Jiao didn't have his sensitive gay expression, and remained motionless, "Give me the remote control and I'll get up."

"Then just keep doing this," Wang Luoji said frivolously.

He put his hand on Jiao Jiao's waist, squeezed it lightly, and the corners of his lips slanted: "Anyway, I'm quite enjoying it."

The temperature of the man's palm was obvious, and it was transmitted through the fabric of the clothes to Jiao Jiao's skin, heating up and heating up continuously, making him itchy and crispy.

Jiao Jiao's waist is the most sensitive part, he blushed when he was touched, and said in panic, "You, you!"

Hooligan Wang, who took advantage enough, accepted it as soon as he was good. As soon as he let go, Jiao Jiao bounced off him like a cat that had been electrocuted.

The boy became angry with embarrassment: "I'm too lazy to fight with you!"

Molested the child, Wang Daxing was in a happy mood, and threw the remote control into his arms, "No, return it to you."

He didn't care about the remote control, he was just annoyed that Liang Jian was able to make Jiao Jiao a fan, and he was very upset, so he deliberately "punished" Jiao Jiao.

But now he wasn't angry anymore, looking at Jiao Jiao's ripe persimmon face, he was in a much better mood, and even whistled softly.

It's spring in my heart.

The TV was turned on again, and the host of the show was talking.Jiao Jiao absent-mindedly tuned the channel, round after round, and had already forgotten which channel she was watching.

He even skipped Liang Jian's play just now.

His face is so hot, it looks like it has been burned, will it be very red?won't be seen?

Lying on Wang Laoji's chest just now, he felt that the other's body was also very hot.Then, as if infected, Jiao Jiao himself burned up, and his heart was so hot that he couldn't stop agitating.

He was frightened by the signs bursting out of his heart: if the other party hadn't made teasing words, he really wouldn't mind pretending to be stupid and lying on that person's body for a while longer.

Also... quite comfortable.

So, is he reminiscing and nostalgic for Mr. Wang's embrace?

Wang poked the thorn and pestle at Jiaojiao's shoulder, and said, "I have a trip tonight, Xiaoye is not here, can you go with me?"

"Wow, you still have a schedule? You're such a fool..."

Wang Luoji narrowed his eyes: "?"

Jiao Jiao almost uttered the wrong words, and immediately changed her words: "No, what I mean is... for a celebrity with such a low reputation like you, won't people refuse you to attend?"

"It was a party-like event. It was a salon where the film and television industry played by itself. The list of attendees was made before I wrote it down. People invited me, and I agreed. I still have to go."

That's what they said, but why did they not refuse him to attend? Wang Luoji didn't say anything, but how could he not understand what those demons and ghosts were thinking?

He has been popular in the film industry for so many years, with great contributions and a high status, but he has also formed a lot of grievances and entanglements, and there are many people who have been under his feet all the time.

As soon as this giant star fell, people who had been riding on his head emerged one after another.Those people also called Wang Luoji, obviously wanting to see a joke.

They want to despise people who are in a difficult situation with a superior attitude, and ridicule, satire, and insults are their favorite methods.

As for why Wang Luoji still bit the bullet and attended when he knew he would be angry?

Because this game is like a club, only the members at the top of the pyramid in the circle can play.This group of film and television professionals communicated behind closed doors, and many people took advantage of this opportunity to climb high.

Wang Luoji also planned so.

He never thought that there would be a day when he would have to curry favor with others, but as a human being, one has to recognize the reality, if you are confused, you are confused, and no matter how high you pretend to be, you won't even have to drink porridge.

He asked Jiao Jiao, "Will you go? Huh?"

Jiao Jiao remembered the matter of snatching the remote control just now, and immediately became angry, and she refused vindictively: "No."

In order to show that he had a valid reason for not going, he added: "I have to order tomorrow night."

"The event is the night after tomorrow."

"..."

Almost in a coquettish tone, Wang Laoji shook Jiao Jiao's arm, "Brother Jiao, I need you."

"Hmph." The corners of Jiao Jiao's mouth curved imperceptibly.

The man squeezed his face close, "We are so familiar."

Jiao Jiao pretended to wave his hand indifferently, "I'm not familiar."

"Xiaoye is hospitalized, I don't have an assistant, and I don't know how to drive, so you can't let me take a Didi?"

Although Wang Luoji was confused now, it would be a shame to attend such an important occasion without a little assistant to accompany him.

The entertainment industry is a vanity fair, and you can't live without face-to-face.

Jiao Jiao laughed angrily and slapped her eyelashes, "So you are missing a driver and an assistant who fills the show."

"You can't say that," Wang Laoji said meanly, "I'm missing a mascot."

"...don't go!"

"Really not going?"

"No, no time."

Wang Luoji threw out the last trick, "It's fine if you don't go, but I also want to say that Liang Jian will go too."

Jiao Jiao: "?!"

The boy's eyes suddenly lit up like a galaxy, and when he heard the word "Liang Jian", his attitude changed 180 degrees in an instant.

Suppressing her excitement, Jiao Jiao said solemnly: "I've thought about it, I should be free."

King Actor Wang pretended not to hear, and only sighed deeply, "Forget it if you're not free. It's a pity, I'm afraid you will miss out on your Liang Jian. It's a pity, a pity."

He "sincerely" lamented the story of the fan who missed the idol.

"I can go! Big brother take me!"

Jiao Jiao turned into a dog's leg, picked up the fruit plate on the coffee table and handed it to Wang Laoji, who turned his face indifferently.He leaned forward again courteously, beating his shoulders and neck.

Wang Luoji shook his legs and bullied others, "Didn't you just say no?"

"Little brother is talking nonsense. I can't wait to have this opportunity to learn from the boss!"

"Humph."

Feng Shui took turns, Wang Laoji turned over and the serf sang, hanging Jiaojiao for a long time before finally agreeing to the other party's request.

"Then I will forcefully take you with me."

"Then...Mr. Wang, can I ask Liang Jian for an autograph then?"

Jiao Jiao asked for help from others, and even her voice was soft, which made Wang Laoji's ears tingle and her heart half softened.

"What kind of signature, no!" The old man said sourly.

"Why?!" Jiao Jiao was aggrieved.He thought, maybe there is still a chance to take a photo together.

"It's too shameful. Go with me to get other people's autographs? Then where will I put my face?"

Jiao Jiao let out a listless "Oh".

Seeing that he was disappointed, Wang Luoji lowered his figure and said, "Isn't it just a signature? I'll sign it for you. You can sign a hundred, and you can sign anywhere."

Jiao Jiao rejected his request, dismissively: "No need."

Huh?

Wang Luoji raised the boy's chin, put on a ruthless look like a domineering president, and said coldly: "One day, I will let you know what you are refusing at the moment."

Jiao Jiao had goosebumps all over her body, "Brother, haven't you taken your medicine?"

The drama addiction came, Wang Yingdi, who loves to act, put him on the sofa, "Man, you will pay the price for your unscrupulous words."

"The play is over," Jiao Jiao turned her head, looked at the wall clock on the wall, and mercilessly pushed aside Wang Laoshan, stood up and prepared to go upstairs.

"Boss, it's getting late, hurry up and go to bed."

"..."

Wang Luoji felt insulted.

Mobilizing all the acting cells in his body, Wang Yingdi used the tone of Shakespeare's drama to tease Jiao Jiao as much as possible——

"Arrogant man, did you listen to my words?"

"Would you please give an iceberg prince the minimum respect?"

"I'm addicted to drama, you should cooperate with me anyway."

"Hey, don't go so fast, wait for me."

"Want to take a bath? Let's go together. I'll rub your back for you. The technique is absolutely ecstasy."

"..."

Jiao Jiao shoved him with a smile, and scolded him, "Crazy!"

The ex-star actor chattered all the way, had a lot of fun, and was flamboyant and dramatic. The boy was so annoyed that he covered his ears and ran upstairs.

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Speaking:

I will take a break this weekend, because I'm going to go out for a while hahahahahaha, I can finally catch my breath and have some fun after being busy for so long! ! !

I also wish everyone a happy weekend~(*?▽?*)

Send a small theater today:

The lighting engineer is ready, the microphone is handed over, and the personnel of all departments are in place!

Reporter: Hello, Actor Wang, it is a great honor to interview you.

Wang Laoji: I am in Shabian, I just got off the plane, thank you for the invitation.

Reporter: Excuse me, why did you accept the sand sculpture script "Fear of Getting Fired"?

Wang Luoji: I was tricked by little Shura. She said she wanted me to act as a rich and beautiful star, and she also said that there was a soft and sweet little cutie playing against me.

Reporter: Lie?So are you being scammed?

Wang Luoji: Yes, it sounds like a star with a lot of glory, but in fact he is a poor guy with a lot of debt.

Reporter: What about the "soft and sweet little cutie" you mentioned?

Wang Laoji: Oh, that is true.

Reporter: As we all know, you are in a very difficult situation now. How long will this state last?

Wang Luoji: Wait for the day when little Shura rehabilitates me.

Reporter: Can you tell me the specific time?

Wang Luoji: Sorry, no spoilers. (Damn I don’t know either, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhm, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,, shouldn’t it? !)

Reporter: What is your attitude towards Jiao Jiao, the other heroine of this show?

Wang Luoji: Ming people don't talk dark words, I want to fuck him.

A banana:? ?

Wang Luoji added: Fuck him to death.

A banana:? ? ?

Reporter: Excuse me, according to the current state of you and Brother Jiao who are not ashamed or impatient, will there be a crematorium in the future?

Wang Laoji: Personally, I certainly don't want it.But some cruel woman...she won't let me go.

Reporter: A woman?Are you referring to Little Shura?

Wang Laoji: Otherwise? (Lights a cigarette, takes out a machete from behind.

Reporter: Regarding the following plot, what is your personal idea?

Wang Luoji: Sex scene.

A banana:? ?

Wang Luoji added: The sex scene continued until the end.

A banana:? ? ?

Reporter: There is one more question.As the same series of articles, you and Ning Han in "Rainbow Fart" are both the best actor, but you have different scripts.At the beginning of the article, he was very popular and went smoothly, and he has been madly admired by his wife and blowing rainbow farts.And you were beaten by life at the beginning of the article, and you haven't even caught up with your wife until now, and you will have to have a crematorium later.Do you have anything to say about this?

Wang Luoji: Just one sentence, little Shura has no heart (sharpening the knife)

In the end, Xiao Xiuluo and a certain banana rode a shared bicycle overnight to Siberia to save their lives...

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