Afraid of getting angry, just drink me

The next day, the bright sun shone on the earth, and even shone into the small study on the second floor of Jiao's house.

Eyeballs rolled twice, Wang Luoji woke up from the "ruins" in a place, and the hangover brought headaches, the man frowned.

He opened his eyes completely, and when he turned his head, he saw Jiao Jiao sitting next to him——

The boy was crossing his long bare legs, leaning his back against the wall, chewing on the banana in his hand.Next to it was a stainless steel fruit bowl with a handful of overripe bananas in it.

The attitude of a sage.

Wang Luoji recalled the nonsense between the two of them last night, and said cheekily, "Morning."

"Morning," Jiao Jiao calmly ate the banana.

Wang Luoji stared at him blankly, thinking that after experiencing what happened last night, the other party would be lying shyly in his arms, or screaming "ah"......

Never expected that it would be such a calm look that is used to big scenes.

Jiao Jiao didn't seem to take what happened last night to heart.

The other party's attitude was too indifferent, which instead made Wang Luoji, an old man who had experienced many battles in love, fell into a moment of bewilderment.

"last night--"

He only said two words, and Jiao Jiao ruthlessly pulled out a banana from the bunch, with swift and violent movements, the banana dropped from his hand!

With a "crack", the round stick-shaped banana... was broken neatly and brutally.

Looking at the broken banana, Wang Laoji felt a sharp pain somewhere in his body.

The boy handed him the banana casually, licked it from top to bottom, and asked faintly, "No, after the event, how about one?"

"..."

Wang Laoji's face twitched, "No need, you can eat by yourself..."

The atmosphere between the two was very strange, neither polite nor intimate, weird and indescribable, as if the two of them just played a game of flying chess without sleep last night, instead of passionately helping each other.

One was quietly nibbling on a banana, the other was staring at the ceiling in a daze, neither of them took the initiative to speak, and neither knew what was going on in the other's mind.

In the blink of an eye, Jiao Jiao had already swallowed the third banana, so he threw the banana peel into the fruit plate, picked up the fourth banana, and prepared to eat it.

——He could hardly pretend anymore.

Waking up this morning, Jiao Jiao found that she was completely naked, lying on the floor with sheets and quilts, and a thin quilt half covered her feet.

Next to him lay the same naked Wang Laoji...

The boy's eyeballs almost fell out, and he covered his mouth desperately so as not to scream out.

What happened……? ! !

Inserting ten fingers into the messy hair, the fragmented memories of last night flooded into Jiao Jiao's mind like a flood, passionate, psychedelic, indulgent...

He nearly knocked himself out with a punch.

With a worried expression on his face, he was about to shake Wang Laoji awake, but the moment before he touched him, he immediately retracted his hand.

Almost got into a catastrophe...

If he really faced Mr. Wang with this attitude, what face should he have?

And Mr. Wang... such a personable star, he will regret doing such a thing with a man, right?

Ridiculous, really too ridiculous.

Confused, really too confused.

Jiao Jiao was like a flustered little animal, annoyed by the mistakes she made, and when she was worrying about what to do, the rat next to her twitched.

The man's eyelids moved, as if he was about to wake up from his sleep.

"!!!" Like a frightened bird, Jiao Jiao quickly looked around to find performance props.He scanned the fruit plate beside him in a panic, picked up a banana, peeled it two or three times, and stuffed it into his mouth.

"Morning," Wang Luoji, who had just woken up, took the initiative to say hello, with a bit of laziness in his tone.

Jiao Jiao's whole body froze, and her mind went blank: He said "early", so what should I say? "Good morning"?What about last night?Does he remember like I do?Or is it broken?Do you want to mention it?How to mention?Thanks for an unforgettable evening ?Nonsence!

Countless words raced through his mind, and the poor boy couldn't grasp any of them.After holding back for a long time, he only replied one word expressionlessly: "Morning."

Wang Luoji recalled the madness of last night, stretched his waist pretending to be calm, this action suddenly exposed his naked body, against the background of the morning sun, Jiao Jiao's eyeballs almost burst.

The boy is full of troops and horses fighting in his heart, but his face remains completely motionless, like a prodigal son who is used to the world——

After a night of romance, his attitude was cold.

However, which pot does Wang Laoji not open and which pot to lift, the next sentence begins with the word "last night".Jiao Jiao immediately handed him a banana, trying to gag him.

However, Wang Luoji refused.

Jiao Jiao's heart was full of turmoil: He rejected my banana! !He must be angry because of what happened last night!Fuck, there's a rift between us!So embarrassing, what should I do? !It must be difficult for Mr. Wang to be a straight man!How did things get the way they are?The friendship between us is broken woo woo woo woo...

He kept stuffing bananas into his mouth to ease the silent embarrassment and anxiety.

There was a 10-minute silence after that.

Jiao Jiao quietly and calmly glanced at Wang Luoji, and found that the other party was staring at him intently, his gaze as deep as a cold pool.

"Hey, I'll go! Brother dei, what are you looking at?!" The boy quickly looked away, as if seeing something that shouldn't be seen.

"Pfft!" Wang Luoji was overwhelmed by the opponent's reaction.That's right, this is a normal reaction of a little virgin.

Pretend, you pretend for me, if you have the ability, continue to pretend for me.Acting in front of me, an actor?If you can escape Lao Tzu's piercing eyes, you are considered powerful.He was obviously too ashamed, and he pretended not to care, you little brat.

Jiao Jiao pretended to be calm. After the battle last night, when he looked at Wang Laoji now, no matter how he looked at him, he felt that the other party was bursting into pink bubbles, and even the corners of his eyes and brows seemed to be full of love.

What the hell? !Why do I have my own filter? !Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! !

Wang Luoji decided to strike first. He gently twisted up a small corner of the quilt to cover half of his face, and whispered softly, "Jiao, do you remember? Last night... Xiongtai and I..."

The man is still holding the pipa half-hidden, hesitant to speak, will not speak.

The Oscar-level actor began to act wildly, pretending to be innocent, pure, and weak, like a young girl who was taken advantage of last night.

"..." Jiao Jiao trembled.

Adhering to the concept of correct thinking, he set himself a step down: "Mr. Wang, last night... we met each other's needs and were anxious about each other's difficulties, so we were very friendly...I mean the 'friend' of a 'friend'. ', not the 'yes' of 'have or not'. Just help each other in a friendly way, work together to overcome difficulties, and build a great socialist harmony together."

Wang Laoji: "?"

The roles of the two are reversed, one pretends to be soft and shy, and the other pretends to be easy to handle.

Jiao Jiao's eyes dodged, "So, you understand?"

Wang Luoji: "..." What the hell.

The man's heart was broken: What the hell kind of heart-warming mutual help and brotherhood is this?Are our hands disabled or something?Do you still have to rely on the other party to help yourself?

He couldn't pretend anymore, threw off the quilt, and unscrupulously exposed his ravaged body, patches of bruises and hickey marks.

Jiao Jiao: "!!"

Wang Laoji pointed to the large red mark on his chest, which was obviously left after being roughly kneaded.He asked, "Do you know who did this?"

"I don't know~"

"..."

Wang Luoji showed the appearance of a bully and a hooligan, "Little brother, what's the matter with you?"

Jiao Jiao, who was pretending to be stupid, immediately looked away, and immediately became cowardly, "That's it, that's it..."

"How?"

"..." Jiao Jiao fell silent.

How does he know what to do? !Two men do that kind of thing to each other, whoever can digest it!Is this an explanation?Not only he was helped, but the other party was also helped!

Wang Luoji was not happy, "What's that like? You made it clear."

This old man is used to hitting straight balls in love, are there not enough flowers and plants around him?It doesn't matter whether it's done or not, let's talk about everything.

But his style of "doing things" just couldn't work with Jiao Jiao, and the other party didn't understand, which made him worry about gains and losses, and didn't dare to open up about anything.

The other party's current attitude is that he doesn't take him seriously at all.

Seeing that Jiao Jiao was silent, Wang Laoji let go of the words, "I remember what happened last night, you remember too, right?"

After being dumb for a while, Jiao Jiao finally recognized, "...um."

"Is there nothing else you want to say?" Wang Laoji tapped his fingers one by one, undulating like waves, "That pile of nonsense just now doesn't count."

Jiao Jiao broke the jar, "What, what's the matter, everyone is a man, this kind of thing is normal."

"Normal? Thanks to you being able to speak out, you turned your face and didn't recognize anyone, right?"

"..."

Wang Luoji hooked the boy's chin, "Last night you pestered me so hard that you wouldn't let me go, you kissed me, touched me, seduced me, and took me to the bed. Your broken bed collapsed, old man If you fall and get internal injuries, how do you count?"

The old rascal and the villain complained first, bullying the little kid and losing his temper.

Jiao Jiao's tone panicked, "We are both straight men, do we have to marry each other if we flirt?!"

"Hey, no," Wang Laoji sternly corrected, wagging his fingers, "You're straight about yourself, but I never said I'm a straight man. Brother Jiao, don't change other people's sexual orientation at will."

"...It's not straight, then, that's..." Jiao Jiao reacted for a while, and said in surprise: "Curved?! Damn, you... like men?!"

"Semi-straight and not bent," Wang Laoji said frankly, "Women and men can be both. In my world, I like to score regardless of gender."

Boy pupil earthquake.

"What? Can't you accept it?" Wang Luoji sat up on his hands, "Do you know what it means for a bisexual (bisexual) to masturbate with a man? We both did this and that last night , do you think this just means deepening friendship with you for me?"

Jiao Jiao's mind was completely messed up, and she couldn't handle all this absurdity, "Last night was an accident, I, I was too drunk, and I felt like I had a dream, dreaming of a beautiful and big breast... that..."

Wang Laoji pressed the tip of his tongue against his cheek, and gave a rather sour chuckle, "Your baby?"

My heart is a little sour and a little bitter.

Jiao Jiao nodded in embarrassment.

But he didn't tell the other party that he had indeed dreamed of Rola Takizawa with 34D big breasts and A4 small waist, but at a certain moment when he seemed to be awake, he felt that the person in front of him was the angular, tall and handsome...

Mr. Wang.

The drunkenness last night was real, but the emotion was also real, but he didn't know who the emotion was for.

Is it a virtual online dating object, or a real Wang star.

The two fell into a complicated silence.

After a long while, Wang Luoji stood up and put on his clothes as if nothing had happened, "Forget it, if what happened last night made you uncomfortable, just forget it."

There was no emotional ups and downs in his voice, as if he was only stating a suggestion in a flat tone, but to Jiao Jiao's ears, he felt a little stuffy.

"I..." Jiao Jiao wanted to say, but actually I didn't feel uncomfortable.

"Or," Wang Luoji walked towards the door of the room, "it's okay to treat the person who 'helped' you last night as your baby, since you don't remember it anyway."

After speaking, the man walked out of the room and closed the door behind him with a bang.

Jiao Jiao was just naked, sitting in a mess of "ruins", looking at the closed door with a sense of loss, and stared alone for a long time.

The author says:

Oops, the "brothers" in the previous chapter hhh, I'm too lazy to change it... As a southerner, my son's pronunciation is really bad, eh~(cover face