Afraid of getting angry, just drink me

Wang Luoji's eyes were bloodshot with excitement. If he had a knife in his hand now, he would have traveled thousands of kilometers overnight to go abroad to chop up Dai Lumao's grandson.

Jiao Jiao felt deeply sympathetic to him, "Mr. Wang, the entertainment news has written about you very badly."

"How many of those breaking news are true?! Garbage Yuji spicy chicken paparazzi, and someone who said that I went whoring!"

"..." Jiao Jiao seemed to know something important, "Then, do you have any?"

"I prostituted him for eighteen generations! Hey, why are you looking at me like this... I really didn't prostitute, why should I go prostitute? I have money and good looks. The starlets are much more upset? Those who come here don’t know if they’re doing it cleanly. There are a lot of people who want to whore me! Those who come to your door are lined up from Badaling to the Mediterranean coast!”

Jiao Jiao: "..."

Wang Luoji was so angry that his nature was released, waving its sharp claws like a furious leopard, roaring out all the grievances hysterically.

Although he was indeed miserable, Jiao Jiao somehow wanted to laugh.He tried to maintain compassion as much as possible, and he must not laugh at this moment, otherwise the bridge of friendship will definitely collapse.

Wang Luoji was a little drunk, he had just slept for twenty hours, and he ate a lot of roast beef tonight. This kind of sleep and eating like a strong man made him full of energy.

The man jumped up and stood on the big rock with his legs spread apart, shouting: "Dai Lumao, you bastard! Your girlfriend slept with me, and you cheated me of my money. The two of you take turns." Come and kill me! Put me in such a sloppy ditch, I will be the first one to turn over and kill you in the future!"

Jiao Jiao was terrified: "...you, the Ninth Five-Year Lord, are quite irritable."

Wang Luoji paused, realizing that there was another villager from "Pogouzi" here, and apologized lazily: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to say that your village is bad."

"It's okay, I can understand," Jiao Jiao waved his hand generously: "Go on, go on."

"Oh."

"Dai Lumao, you bat with chicken feathers, what kind of a bird thing is it? You waste air while you live, waste land when you die! Pee and pee on your shoes! Drink soup and sprinkle it! Fart and shit! Wipe your buttocks and tear paper! Your mother Selling vegetables will increase the price! I will send you to the Western Paradise and reincarnate in the animal world in your next life with a bent body, somersault and roundabout kick!"

Wang Laoji scolded heartily and joyfully in one breath, and it was crackling sparks with lightning, which frightened Jiao Jiao so much that his expression froze, and he trembled and dared not speak.

The boy was so shocked that he couldn't even close his mouth.

This dignified person looks like a dog... No, how can a good-looking big star be more scolding than the shrew in the village?Not a single piece of feces, pee, and fart will come in handy. With this vocabulary without dirty words, you can make a dictionary, right?

Can't be bothered.

Wang Daxing used ten percent of his skills to vent his anger, but finally he was exhausted from cursing, so he had to squat down decadently.

He looked at the cold moonlight, his eyes were indescribably sad, and he murmured like a child: "I trust you so much, why did you kill me..."

Jiao Jiao was startled.

It was at this moment that he suddenly realized that no matter how harsh and vicious this man scolded, he was just using harsh words to cover up his bleeding heart.

Being betrayed by the person you trust the most is probably the saddest thing——

I don't want to accept it, but I have to accept it.Even if you hate that person with all your heart, there will still be a trace of past affection left in vain.

At the same time, I hated myself for not knowing people with eyes, so from then on, all the kindness and trust in my heart became worthless.

Quietly, Jiao Jiao raised her hand, wanting to pat the other person on the back as a gesture of comfort.But the hand stayed in the air for a long time, and it was silently withdrawn.

"The reputation is gone, the money is gone, and the liquidated damages are piled up into mountains, which is the mountain tomb where I will be buried," Wang Luoji said with wet eyes, holding back desperately not to let himself urinate.

He slumped on the stone in self-resignation, poured a big gulp of beer into his mouth, and suddenly felt that the taste was bitter and sharp in his throat.

"For those of us who rely on fame for a living, mud is more terrifying than death."

Wang Luoji is an atheist through and through, but at the worst and most confused moment, he had nowhere to go, and he thought of asking God and Buddha.

The man ran to a famous spiritual mountain and spent a lot of money on sesame oil in the temple.However, the master who claimed to be able to ward off disasters and doubts only gave him five words: "Almsgiver, change careers."

"Fuck you old bald donkey!"

Wang Luoji immediately smashed his stall, and the next day there was another news about "a former actor beating up an old monk in the street"...

"Stupid", "poor" and "frustrated", these are his key words this year.

"What about your parents? Didn't they help you?" Jiao Jiao asked.

He remembered that before, he had seen some gossip news revealing Wang Luoji's family background, it seemed that he was a wealthy family in the imperial capital.

Big family, the money aspect... shouldn't be a problem, right?

Wang Luoji sighed: "My parents wanted me to inherit the family business, but I refused, saying that I only wanted to be an actor and the top one, so I fell out."

"Wow, family business?!" Jiao Jiao was startled.

As a rural child born in the grassroots class, he cast an envious look at Wang Luoji.

"Yeah. I'm the only child in the family, so my parents want me to get rid of it. Every year, they pray to God that my movie box office hits the street, and the brands I endorse go bankrupt quickly, so I can go back and inherit the family business with peace of mind."

"Is this the throne to be inherited?" Jiao Jiao said awkwardly, "Then the crown prince, what kind of business is your family doing?"

Jiao Jiao's small calculations sounded like "whispering": Hee, maybe with this relationship, there will be a chance to cooperate with big companies in the future?With the support of capital, the prospects of our market in the next ten years will be booming!

"Women's underwear."

"..."

Cooperation was strangled in the cradle.

The market's [-] billion development plan for the next ten years was in vain, but Jiao Jiao still patiently comforted her with the mentality of flattering local tyrants: "Look, people, there will always be times when they are ups and downs in the sea. Sometimes a wave hits you. Come here, choking or something is certain, but as long as you can swim, you will never drown."

Wang Luoji snorted, "What? Is the brat trying to spread chicken soup on me?"

But this chicken soup is quite pleasing to the ear.

"What's so good about chicken soup, it nourishes the body and the heart," the boy tried to infect him with an optimistic attitude, "I just want to say, Wang Yingdi, you have the strength to keep the green hills here without worrying about firewood, In the worst case, start over again. Fight for a comeback, and Xianyu will turn around!"

"It's easy to say."

"It's not difficult to do."

Wang Luoji's eyes were a little warm, but a big man was too embarrassed to cry, so he forced himself to wave his hands as if nothing had happened: "Damn, I'm not a person who takes this miserable route, why are you so sensational."

He wanted to say that I am in such a miserable situation. I lost my money and my career. Don't you want to give me a hug to show comfort or something?Friends are meant to support each other!

The outstretched arm was eager to try, and the man's embrace was always ready, but the other party didn't think about it at all.

"Then let's not be sensational," Jiao Jiao rolled his eyes, "If you're unhappy, I'll tell you a joke and you'll have fun."

Wang Luoji said "Yes", but he regretted it as soon as he agreed.

He remembered that when he was in an online relationship with Jiao Jiao, the joke about Yugong Yishan told by the other party... was simply the "hardest hit area" in his entire internet memory.

"Otherwise, don't talk about it—" He didn't have time to deny the proposal, and Jiao Jiao asked, "Do you know why the sky is blue?"

The man was stunned, took out his mobile phone and searched: "Because air molecules and other particles selectively scatter the incoming sunlight?"

"..." Jiao Jiao glanced at her mouth, trying to guide the blocked middle-aged and elderly people's thinking: "Don't be so popular, enlarge your imagination."

Wang Luoji was a little curious about what he wanted to say, and asked, "Then why is the sky blue?"

Jiao Jiao gave a simpler answer, "Because the sea is blue."

The dazed actor Wang: "?"

Jiao Jiao continued to ask, "Then do you know why the sea is blue?"

"……why?"

Jiao Jiao said: "Because there are fish in the sea, the fish will spit bubbles: blue~blue~blue~"

Wang Laoji: "..."

The air was suddenly suffocatingly quiet.

Half a quarter later, Jiao Jiao let out a burst of laughter by herself: "Hahahahahahahahahaha...!"

The boy was overwhelmed by his own laughter, lying down on the big rock, and bouncing up like a tumbler.

Like a psycho.

"..." Wang Luoji suddenly felt so cold that his whole body froze.

"Why don't you smile? Isn't it funny?"

"..." No matter how superb actor Wang's acting skills are, it's still difficult to show a smile on his face.It's not that he doesn't want to, but it's really difficult, and he can't even squeeze a smile.

Seeing that the other party didn't seem to like the joke very much, Jiao Jiao actively said, "Then I'll tell you another one?"

"No, no, no, no," Wang Luoji waved his hands and shook his head, "Forget it, I didn't bring any clothes, let's skip this topic."

The two fell into a silence with nothing to say. After a while, Jiao Jiao suddenly said, "Hey, Mr. Wang, actually I..."

"Ok?"

The boy's expression suddenly became very lonely, and the appearance of laughing just now was gone, and he said, "I am also very unhappy."

Wang Luoji's heart was like a big round ball, it rolled unpreparedly.

What should come is still coming. He guessed what the other party was going to say, but he still had to pretend not to know, and asked knowingly, "Then why are you unhappy?"

"Because I, I..." Jiao Jiao said "I" for a long time, but did not say a complete sentence.

Yes, how could he say it?

Say a period of vigorous online dating ended without a problem?Said that he sincerely made a wrong payment?Said to lick the dog until there is nothing left?Said that he wanted to run away but didn't expect to be dumped by the other party?

Wang Luoji knew that he was struggling, so he handed him the beer in his hand, "Have a sip?"

"Ah?" Jiao Jiao was taken aback, but didn't answer.

"Dislike it?" The man shook the half-drunk can of beer, pretending to be unhappy, "So taboo to drink what I've drunk?"

As he spoke, he opened a new can and handed it over, "No, I haven't drunk this before."

"That's not what I mean," Jiao Jiao looked at the can of Pure Health in front of her, and was about to take it, "I mean, I seldom drink alcohol, just... not very good at it."

"Come on, the degree is very low, just a drink," Wang Luoji crazily tempted the little white to drink.

Jiao Jiao is still hesitating, he really can't drink alcohol, and he thinks the taste of the wine is extremely bitter, "This stuff is really bad!"

Wang Luoji kept holding the can of beer, and his hands began to get tired. He said impatiently, "Drunk and relieved, you broke up—"

The words stopped in vain, and the man suddenly realized that he was talking too much, and Jiao Jiao never mentioned to him about breaking up with him.

The air was suddenly quiet, and the sound of the wind blowing past my ears was amplified a hundred times, and even the sound of the weeds swaying by the roadside seemed to be heard.

After a while, Jiao Jiao turned her head, stared at him blankly, and asked, "How do you know... I broke up?"

The author says:

Put a preview: So what... If there is no accident, the kiss scene is either in the next chapter, or the next chapter.But whether it’s sweet or not, it’s a matter of opinion (cover your face and run away