Afraid of getting angry, just drink me

"Your uncle picked out this dress because he had a grudge against me!" The protruding Wang Daxing howled in the public toilet cubicle.

"..." Jiao Jiao blushed and turned around, out of sight.

Fortunately, this kind of cheap polyester fabric is elastic enough. Wang Laoji, like a mad dog with twisted limbs, pulled the clothes back and forth for a long time, and finally pulled them up a size, turning this tights into a Relaxed fit.

As for the pants...these are the fucking rivals.He really couldn't fit this thing, it was just the stocking-like pant leg, it couldn't go up when it got stuck in the calf.

Wang Laoji hopped around in the toilet with his bare legs exposed for a long time, but he still couldn't put on the trousers, so he had to wear the original trousers in the end.

"It's okay, just this one," Wang Laoji pointed to the luxurious pants on his body, "Versace's ordinary style, it's not expensive, only five or six thousand."

"...Well, there's nothing you can do if you can't wear it," Jiao Jiao said helplessly, "I can't let you go into battle with bare legs."

Knowing that he was dressed strangely, Wang Luoji bumped his elbow and asked tentatively, "Is my outfit... all right?"

With this appearance and tone, it resembled a little daughter-in-law who just put on a new dress, and asked her man if he looked good shyly.

The hairs on the leaflet next to her stood on end, and she let out a disgusted vomit from between her teeth.

Jiao Jiao forced a smile, "It's okay."

The reason why he smiled so reluctantly was not because he wanted to praise the other party against his will, but because he was still immersed in the sadness of losing his love, and he lacked interest in everything he said and did.

Wang Luoji recalled that before Jiao Jiao would always say "handsome" to him sincerely and excitedly, at that time, the boy's eyes were bright.

But now, there is no more, just two words that are flat and without ups and downs - "It's okay".

Wang Luoji's self-confidence was weakened a lot because of the other party's frustration. The man was no longer that proud leopard, but turned into a fruit-green goose, walking towards the boot position dejectedly.

When setting up the equipment, Jiao Jiao was thinking about how to salvage his broken relationship. She lost her mind by accident and was almost hit on the head by the falling lamp stand. Fortunately, Gao Gao was watching and pulled him away in time. It's all right.

Gao Gao nervously checked whether he was bruised, "Is there something wrong? You almost lost your head just now, don't you know? Why were you so careless?"

"I'm fine," Jiao Jiao replied desolately, "I'm sorry uncle, I will concentrate on my work..."

That is to say, but the pervasive sadness is still unavoidable for every young man who loses his love. No matter how hard he tries to put these things behind him, they will still come back again.

The feeling of falling out of love is like a sandstorm, creeping into Jiao Jiao's heart and tormenting him non-stop, making this sunny boy depressed and discouraged.

In addition to the two male and female protagonists, the focus of this commercial shooting is also an important off-site assistance guest——

cici boss.

Jiao Jiao brought his dog, which is the biggest prop used in this shoot, "Son, I'll see you today. You are the mascot of our market, play well, Dad knows that you are the best in the world mirror."

As a meticulous excrement shoveler, before filming, he gave Cici a tendon loosening massage, and also fed small bone biscuits, just in case the dog was tired and hungry.

He also used a big fan to fan the wind vigorously, fearing that the day would be so big that it would heat up his dog.

——It can be called emperor-level treatment.

Wang Luoji watched silently from the side, full of resentment, and a poisonous flower called "jealousy" grew in his heart.

Yes, for no reason, this Concubine Wang, who did not receive any care and attention from Jiao Jiao, wanted to compete with a local dog for favor.

The man walked over with his hands in his pockets, and stood beside Jiao Jiao like a telegraph pole. He deliberately opened the collar of his clothes with one hand, and fanned himself one by one, with an extremely exaggerated gesture.

The other hand rubbed the abdomen vigorously, "It's so hot~~~ Tired and hungry~~~"

Jiao Jiao, who is deaf and deaf to superfluous things, ignored him and was concentrating on serving his beloved dog.

Was ignored? !

Wang Luoji's mentality completely collapsed, he gave a loud fake cough, trying to attract the other party's attention: "Cough, cough cough——!"

The man coughed out the air of tuberculosis, and all hearing creatures within a radius of ten miles were attracted by him, and everyone's eyes were instantly focused on this big star Wang.

However, he only noticed Jiao Jiao who was looking at him: Finally, brother Jiao is finally willing to take a look at me!

King Actor Wang quickly raised his Oscar-level acting skills: "Hey, I didn't eat enough for breakfast today. The weather is hot and stuffy, and my stomach is empty, and I feel like vomiting. What's wrong? I don't think I'm thinking about heat stroke again ?”

After all, the top drama star showed discomfort, slowly raised his hands, and gently rubbed the temples on both sides. There was a bit of Daiyu's mourning for burying flowers, and a bit of weak willow in his movements. The softness of Fufeng.

Pretty contrived.

Wang Luoji: This baby needs love and affection.jpg

All the people eating melons: the old man in the subway looks at the face of his mobile phone.jpg

Jiao Jiao listened to the man's aggressive yet soft coquetry, always felt that this formula was inexplicably familiar, but she couldn't tell where she had seen the same coquettish style before.

Wang Luoji's abnormal behavior made him a little terrified. He didn't expect that the big star would compete with a local dog for food?

The boy tremblingly handed out the dog food in his hand: "Then, do you want to eat it? Imported."

"..." Wang Luoji trembled with anger, "Waste of my expression!"

"?" Jiao Jiao looked at the back of the other party who was angrily walking away, still confused.

The filming was ready, and a certain temporary worker was in charge of playing the board, and she took a picture of the board in shock: "The first time, the first time, let's go—!"

In the picture, Wang Laoji is plainly dressed, and at first glance he looks like an authentic rural guy.Holding a Chinese pastoral dog in his left hand and his beautiful and virtuous wife in his right hand, he kept...circling in the fruit batch market.

This loving couple is buying fruit at the farmer's market.

The big cameraman held the machine and followed them all the way, the white lighting board moved accordingly, and a big furry microphone was hung high above the heads of the two.

The background music is slowly flowing through the radio in the market: "I am like a fish in your lotus pond~ just to wait for the bright moonlight with you..."

The hero and heroine, He Meimei, keep their heads close to each other from time to time, whispering a few words to each other, with happy smiles on their faces, like a couple of gods who go shopping for vegetables.

According to the script, this is to highlight the theme of "the fruit batch market in Shabian Village records the beautiful moments of the family" with the intimacy between husband and wife.

Jiao Jiao watched from the side, and felt that the script was also written in a strange way: when you go to the market, you go to the market, why are you so intimate?These two people are talking about you and me, and their mouths are going to stick together.

Those who didn't know thought that the two were rushing to open a room.

The boy didn't see it, and blamed himself: If I knew it, I wouldn't have found those script writers on a certain treasure, and "shipped within 24 hours", is this kind of stuff?

It's a joke.

The store that wrote the script for that generation came based on the key words given by Jiao Jiao: "couple", "market", "buying fruit", "happiness", "satisfaction".

So the store owner dug out a bg on a certain literature website, and wrote a sweet love story that took place in the fruit batch market.

Whatever the script is written, Wang Luoji will act it out.

The hostess would sometimes point to the fresh fruit on the stall, and say with surprise on her face: "Ah! Husband, look how big that cantaloupe is!"

At this time, the man would hold her hand tightly and say dotingly, "Okay, I'll take over."

This kind of domineering president exuding a strong local flavor is probably the first type of role he has come into contact with since he was in the film industry, and he is unexpectedly handy in acting.

Probably because after living in Shabian Village for so many days, people have really changed, which is better than any acting training class.

Round and round, round and round...

In the past few hours, the male and female protagonists and a dog circled the 80-acre market more than 60 times.

At No.40 eight, the director finally called "cut" and told everyone to rest first.

Wang Luoji and the hostess supported each other, all four legs cramped, their faces were almost frozen with laughter.

During the filming interval, Xiaoye came over curiously and asked, "Brother Wang, what did you talk about with that village flower just now?"

It happened that Jiao Jiao was also at the side, Xiaoye's words were heard by him, and the boy looked here curiously.

Wang Luoji said deliberately: "I asked her if she could add a WeChat later."

Jiao Jiao opened her mouth after hearing this, but said nothing, and continued to turn her head to check the shooting effect of the machine.

Wang Luoji, who was ignored, became irritable again.

In fact, he didn't ask the village flower for WeChat at all.

He was just discussing the fat big dog cici with others, saying that this dog is humane and cute, that its owner raised it as a son, that the native dog is hardworking and brave, and that it is the most loyal friend of mankind.

That village flower happened to be a shit-shoveling officer, and she was particularly interested in this kind of topic. The two of them chatted happily for more than an hour as they came and went.

As for why Jiao Jiao deliberately said "add WeChat"...Wang Luoji himself didn't quite understand this mentality.

He didn't understand how he would casually say such a lie, childish and inexplicable, maybe he wanted to prove that he was interested in women, or maybe he just wanted to attract Jiao Jiao's attention.

But the other party... doesn't seem to care about it at all...

He looked at Jiao Jiao's back from a distance, and suddenly felt a feeling of pity and longing. This feeling was strange and special, which surprised him.

It's like...something has taken root deeply.

The author says:

It's hard to say whether Wang Gouji is enlightened or not, but the road to chasing his wife must be long...