Afraid of getting angry, just drink me

The whole afternoon, after finishing work, Wang Laoji played with the air conditioner in his room and played with his mobile phone. He didn't expect that this kind of happy fat house life would come to his head one day.

There is an illusion of early retirement...

But soon, Wang Luoji was lying on a bed with a big red quilt tossing and turning, holding his mobile phone and restless.

Because Jiao Jiao kept sending him chat messages.

Of course, this is not on WeChat, but in the private chat box of the game. The other party sent a lot of messages in the name of "Scorched Banana"——

Jiao Jiao: "Baby, why are you ignoring me all of a sudden?"

Wang Laoji OS: It's not that I don't want to talk about it, but that I can't talk about it.

Jiao Jiao: "Did I do something wrong? Tell me, and I will definitely change it!"

Wang Laoji OS: You did nothing wrong, it was me who made the mistake, all the mistakes are my fault.

Jiao Jiao: "Is it because you don't want to add me on WeChat? Then don't add it, we are still the same as before."

Wang Laoji OS: I can't go back, neither of us can go back.

Jiao Jiao: "Baby, honey, I miss you so much, can you talk to me?"

Wang Laoji OS: I... I really want to talk to you.

Jiao Jiao is so humble, it's like a girl who was sincerely wronged by a scumbag who was cold and violent, and begged the other party to respond to her.

Wang Luoji was so cruel, he didn't reply a word.

The man's fingers lingered repeatedly on the keyboard, several times he had already entered a large paragraph of text, but in the end he still didn't have the courage to send it out.

He is not only a liar, but a coward.Not only is the crime heinous, but he is also cowardly like a grandson, cowardly and obscenely avoiding the mistakes he has made.

Wang Luoji squeezed his mobile phone and turned into a roaring emperor with ferocious facial features: "Why?! Why are you Jiao Jiao? Even if you are Xiaoye!"

Retribution, it really is retribution.

He rolled around on the bed sheet by himself, fell asleep after rolling, and experienced ten tortures in his dream, and was beaten to pieces by Jiao Jiao.

"I'll beat you to death, you heartless bastard!" Jiao Jiao transformed into Hell Shura, holding a long thorny braid, and lashed at Wang Laoji's body.

"Ah! Ah...Ah~~~" The man's wailing changed its tone and overflowed from his throat in pain.

The boy didn't stop because of the dying person in front of him, he threw away the blood-stained rattan in his hand, and pulled out a sharp melon machete from behind.

He stared at the place under Wang Laoji, his dark eyes became strange and fierce: "Aren't you going to pretend to be a woman? Well, today I will fulfill you and make you a real woman."

Step by step, the boy took the steps of the devil, and gradually approached the man tied to the rack. The machete in his hand was shining with a deadly light.

Wang Luoji has become an inescapable prey, he can only beg with tears: "Brother Jiao, I was wrong! Please, let me go, I'm sorry, I can be a cow or a horse for you, I really do I can't be a eunuch..."

The boy's heart had been numb from the injury, how could he be softened by a few words of begging for mercy, he raised Wang Laoji's chin coldly and ruthlessly, and said a terrible sentence lightly: "Say 'I'm sorry' now? It's too late. "

He raised his knife and dropped it with the same aggressive posture he used when chopping watermelons in the afternoon!The air was instantly pierced by a dazzling silver knife light!

"Ah!" Wang Luoji woke up from the nightmare, cold sweat dripping all over his forehead.

Looking at the time, it was past eight o'clock, and even missed dinner time.

Just now Jiao Jiao came to ask him to eat, but there was no answer after knocking on the door for a long time, the boy was afraid that something might happen inside, so he pushed open the door softly, poked his head out from the crack of the door, and saw Wang Laoji was still there. sleep.

The big star slept so much that his belly was exposed, his limbs were spread out and his hair was flying around, and he snored "Haru Haru" from time to time, very much like his daughter Xiangxiang when she was sleeping.

Elderly people are prone to catch cold, so Jiao Jiao pulled the quilt over to cover him, turned up the strong air conditioner by one degree, and let him continue to sleep without waking him up.

In the dark room, Jiao Jiao stared at Wang Laoji's sleeping face for a long time, and thought: "You must be exhausted, right? The skin has faded from the sun this morning, Mr. Wang, hard work you."

The time ticked like this for another three hours, and the gradually dimming sun father-in-law slowly went down the mountain, replaced by the graceful and luxurious moon lady to be on duty.

Rubbing his messy head, Wang Laoji sat up from the bed dizzily, feeling a little unsure of what Xixi is.

He looked up and saw the old-fashioned "Little Champion" air conditioner, and then he remembered that he was in a place called Shabian Village, and he came to speak for the farmers' market.

He was sleeping in Jiao Jiao's room, on Jiao Jiao's big bed.

It may be that the stamina of heatstroke is too great. If the nightmare just now was not too terrifying, he would almost be buried in the pile of pillows and fall asleep forever.

When I woke up, it seemed like a long century had passed.

"Ah—" The man stretched triumphantly, got up limply, and stretched his long arms and legs as much as possible.

He went into the bathroom and washed his face with cold water, and he became more awake immediately.

Looking at the mirror with a corner missing, Wang Laoji touched his handsome face and found a few small stubbles on his chin.

But I'm too lazy to shave, just treat it as a casual style.

He didn't have dinner and was still a little hungry. He opened the door and prepared to go downstairs to look for food.

Pulling a pair of ten-yuan house slippers, the man wobbled down the stairs, and when he turned a corner, he found a burnt plantain sticking out of the stairs.

The boy was leaning against the door of Gaoao's room, with his head half leaning against the wall next to him.A large bath towel is hung around his neck, and a stainless steel washbasin is held in his right hand, which contains some clothes for changing.

He still holds a mobile phone in his left hand, typing text with determination——

"Baby, let's have a chat, give brother a chance to coax you!"

As soon as Jiao Jiao pressed send, in less than 0.01 second, the phone in Wang Laoji's pocket vibrated.

He turned his head and saw Wang Laoji standing quietly on the stairs——

The man has a vicissitudes of life, standing in the shadow of the stairs, like a grieving ghost who has feigned corpse and revived his soul.

Jiao Jiao was so frightened that she almost threw the phone in his face.

"Mr. Wang? Are you awake?" Jiao Jiao was still shocked.

"Well, I slept a little too much." Wang Luoji walked down two more steps, stood at the same height as him, and asked, "What are you doing here?"

"I'm coming to my uncle's room to take a shower, but he may be washing, so I have to wait for him to finish." The boy raised the phone in his hand, "Hee hee, just swipe the phone to pass the time."

There are only three bathrooms in Jiao's house, one is in Jiaohua's room, one is in Jiao Jiao's original room, which is the one where Wang Laoji is now living; and the other is in Gaoao's room.

Jiao Jiao usually doesn't go into her sister's room to take a bath, and she doesn't want to disturb Wang Luoji, a guest, so she can only go to Gaoao's room to take a bath.

Wang Luoji looked at him, thought for a while, pinched his nose and wanted to say something, but he still felt unable to say it.

"Maybe...maybe...probably...maybe..." The man hesitated for a long time, and said unnaturally: "Do you want to come to my room to wash? No need to wait."

Jiao Jiao was taken aback.

This stupefaction was only for a moment, but it was enough for Wang Luoji to catch the hesitation in those pupils.

Harm, maybe people don't want it at all.

Fuck you, I don't look like me anymore!What about Wang Luoji, who lived a chic and unrestrained life and did whatever he wanted? !What about the straightforward guy who has something to say and something to say? !What about the prodigal son in love who promised not to be dominated by emotions? !

After scolding himself fiercely in his heart, he readjusted his mentality, put on a face of indifference to the whole world, and said lightly: "Don't forget it."

Almost at the same time as he spoke, Jiao Jiao blurted out: "Alright then."

"........."

After the words fell, both of them were a little embarrassed, so should this be done or not?Just take a shower, and the two of them are still in a stalemate.

Jiao Jiao really wanted to go to Wang Laoji's room to wash for convenience. As for Wang Yingdi, no one knew what he was thinking.After all, his acting skills are superb, and he really pretends to be selflessly helping a good friend.

"Then I'll go up," Jiao Jiao grabbed the towel around her neck, ran upstairs with a "da da" on a slipper.

Wang Laoji took a big red apple from the fruit bowl on the dining table, wiped it on his clothes casually, gnawed it and went upstairs.

When he entered the room, Jiao Jiao had already rushed into the bathroom and turned on the shower.Because his body was full of the smell of sweat, white salt crystals had even formed on his clothes, and his neck was almost covered with prickly heat, which was really unbearable.

The exhaust fan in the bathroom was whirring, and the water from the shower was pouring down, and the boy played and slapped the water on his body.

He rubbed the soap evenly on his body to form clusters of bubbles, which were fragrant and slippery, washing away all the dirt and sweat.

Wang Laoji, who came in behind, closed the door of the room, and sat by the bed playing with his mobile phone as usual.

He checked the current affairs news, then the sports news, and finally the old wave Weibo. He ingested all kinds of information.

This ex-star actor even followed a bunch of gossip marketing accounts that he had sneered at, nothing else, just to see which starlet suddenly became popular recently, or which unlucky guy who made a mistake with him Same thing.

"The competition for the Golden Goat Awards this year is fierce, and Ning Han is expected to hit the throne of actor again"

"The popular young student Tang Hulu is suspected of being exposed to love affairs, and travels with a mysterious woman in Cambodia"

"The masterpiece of Impressionist painter Shi Yi was auctioned again, and the transaction price reached a new high"

"..."

All kinds of news headlines and hot search headlines emerge in endlessly, and each one has its own protagonist and focus.

In this era of information explosion, there are hotly discussed news every day, but there will be no more his name.

The popularity will no longer belong to him, and the focus of people's attention will no longer belong to him. The vanity fair in the entertainment industry has long expelled him.

In fact, it's nothing, just lived the life of ordinary people earlier, although for Wang Luoji, a big star who has been admired by many stars, the word "ordinary" is indeed a bit cruel.

Today, he is an ordinary person without any newsworthiness.

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