Afraid of getting angry, just drink me

The journey to the lake is only about 10 minutes, but it took half an hour to complete the journey because of the fun of the two older children.

They came to the lake to get their tools ready, and they were ready to start fishing.

Wang Laoji asked a rather academic question, "Where is our bait? What do we use to catch without bait? Will the bait be taken?"

"Don't worry, look at me," Jiao Jiao took a small pointed shovel and threw away the fertile soil at his feet two or three times. As expected, two small earthworms were immediately dug out.

Thin and soft, the two worms were pink and tender, only two fingers long, wriggling in the moist soil.

"Promise," Jiao Jiao picked up the small earthworm and put it in the palm of his hand, saying, "Natural bait."

"Ugh—" Wang Luoji had a disgusted face with curled up features.

This thing is disgusting, when Wang Laoji twisted it on the fishhook, he was so disgusted that even his orchid fingers stuck out.

Xiaoye is a fearless warrior. He rummaged with a small shovel, and immediately dug out the whole family of earthworms. "There are so many! There are so many here!"

This posture is to exterminate the clan.

Fishing is an endurance job, a protracted battle, an activity that requires Buddhist treatment, and it tests a person's mentality and character.

Or to put it another way, it was a test for the impatient and irritable Best Actor Wang.

In the distance are low and undulating emerald green hills. Wang Laoji sits by the lake with his feet on a fishing rod, looking at the calm lake surface quietly, his dark eyes sometimes let go, and sometimes focus on a certain place on the water surface. On a circle of rippling ripples.

At this moment, the flow of time became more and more slow, and his heart was very peaceful, an unprecedented tranquility.

I still remember that at noon, it was still the scene of the exciting eight thousand firecrackers, and it was in the afternoon——

How did it become a sunset red event for the elderly?Are you trying to shock the firecracker welcome ceremony just now?You, the surname Jiao, caused me to almost fall asleep and fall into the lake!

However, an hour passed and still failed to catch any fish...

Harm, which anti-human guy invented this unlucky activity?

His little patience was gradually exhausted, and Wang Laoji became bored. He threw the fishing rod in his hand angrily, "Is there any fish in this water? I think they are all taking a nap?"

As soon as the words fell, I saw Xiaoye next to me pull the fishing rod and hoisted up a big and fat crucian carp, like a farmer uncle with a rich harvest.

Wang Luoji: "..."

Xiaoye laughed ecstatic: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Jiao Jiao leaned over to look at the fish, opened her eyes wide and sincerely sighed: "Wow, Brother Xiaoye, you are so amazing!"

"It's okay, it's just one piece." Xiaoye waved her hand modestly.

Wang Luoji snorted at the side, he was very, very upset, his assistant caught the fish before him, how could he have any face as a boss?

The man whose face was lost walked over, took the crucian carp from Xiaoye's hand without saying a word, and threw the fish back into the lake with a big hand.

The water splashed all over the lake, and the dizzy fish flicked their tails in the water, and soon disappeared without a trace.

Jiao Jiao: "??" Yuyu? ?

Xiaoye: "..." Hey, my fish.

Wiping off the sticky fishy smell from his hands, Wang Laoji said nonchalantly, "A celebrity once said that every time the first fish caught must be released."

Xiaoye flattened her mouth aggrievedly: "Which celebrity said that?"

Wang Laoji: "Me."

Xiaoye and Jiaojiao: "..."

Men are always naive... no, they are always aggressive.

Wang Laoji, like a primary school chicken who wants to be the first in everything, put on a posture of "I am invincible in the world", and said to them: "Compete and see who we catch first."

After all, the king was just hiding his strength just now, and now it's time to show his true strength.

Unexpectedly, Xiaoye quickly caught the second, third, and fourth...

All kinds of shallow-water fishes under the lake faced an unprecedented survival crisis, and quickly entered the first-level alert, and jointly listed this dead fat man as public enemy number one.

But Wang Laoji waited bitterly for two long hours, but still no fish was willing to take his hook.

King?That's all bronze.

Jiao Jiao sneaked a few glances at his livid face, and began to think about whether she would sneak into the bottom of the lake, catch a big fish and hang it on Wang Laoji's hook, so that this unwilling Wang star could catch it.

Until dusk and dusk, Wang Laoji was still struggling with his stubborn self-esteem, guarding a fishing rod, Jiang Taigong fished, and those who wished to take the bait.

His bucket was empty, and the man's back was a bit bleak.

"Mr. Wang..." Jiao Jiao put down the fishing rod and walked over, hugged her knees and squatted beside him, saying, "It's going to be dark these days, why don't we go back?"

"Hush—" Wang Luoji stared at him with warning eyes, and tried to lower his voice and whispered in the boy's ear, "Don't make noise, don't scare the fish away."

Jiao Jiao: "..." The premise is that there must be fish.

Unexpectedly, unusual ripples suddenly appeared on the calm lake surface, and the fishing line actually started to move, as if being pulled back and forth by something.

The emperor pays off!

Something is hooked!

"It's so heavy, it must be a big fish!" Jiao Jiao's eyes widened.

Hearing the flattery, Wang Luoji wanted to pretend to be a calm general, but the corners of his mouth still couldn't be suppressed, showing a smile from the king.

I either don’t fish, or I fish with big rods!

"My God, why is this thing so powerful?" Xiaoye flattered exaggeratedly, "Brother Wang, if you didn't know, you might have thought you caught a Nile crocodile."

"Stop talking nonsense, come and help!"

"Oh, oh," Jiao Jiao and Xiaoye quickly helped to hold the fishing rod, and the three of them struggled to contend with the powerful thing underwater.

Like a general who is determined to win, Wang Laoji calmly issued an order: "I call 'one two three', let's work together to pull it up together."

"it is good!!"

They united as one, formed an unprecedented unified front, and shouted at the top of their voices: "One--two--three--!"

The three men raised their arms at the same time, and suddenly lifted the long fishing rod upwards. The transparent silk thread dragged the struggling prey under the water, and they were caught high together.

The living creatures on the hook jumped out of the water, and with the crystal clear water, they drew a perfect parabola in the setting sun.

Looking up, ah, it's a turtle...

The three people who were shouting slogans a second ago were all silent now.

This turtle is very big, it is the kind of "big mac" model.It has to be said that the quality of this fishing line is quite good, and its load-bearing capacity is too strong, hanging a large shelled creature and spinning rapidly at high altitude.

"..." They stared blankly at the soft-shelled turtle lying on the shore, with mixed emotions, and a suffocating embarrassment filled the air.

The ghostly hand Xiaoye proactively broke the silence: "My God, Brother Wang, are you the Chosen One? You actually caught a bastard~"

Wang Laoji: "......"

Thanks to Jiao Jiao exhausting all his strength to hold him down, the angry Wang Daxing didn't kick Xiaoyejio into the lake.

In the end, they released the big turtle, which is considered a merit.

Wang Luoji stood quietly by the lake, a slender and straight silhouette was pulled out behind him, fainted in the pale golden silhouette of the setting sun.

He watched the big tortoise swim leisurely into the distance, with half of the big shell protruding from the sparkling lake surface, and a tail dragging out long water lines, which gradually merged with the setting sun in the center of the lake.

Suddenly he laughed.

"What are you laughing at?" Jiao Jiao looked at Wang Laoji who was smiling knowingly, feeling a little terrified.

"I just want to laugh."

Wang Laoji kicked a small stone on the bank into the lake, his smile deepened, and he repeated what he said just now, "I just feel... I really want to laugh."

It's been a long time, I haven't smiled from the bottom of my heart like this for a long time.

I feel like laughing out of nowhere, it's really good, it's as good as...

Favored by God.

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