Afraid of getting angry, just drink me

When they pass the "seasonal fruit area", they can see that there are all kinds of fresh fruits on the market here, piled up in front of the stalls into colorful hills, which looks very dire.

While walking, Jiao Jiao carefully talked about all kinds of fruits in the market. He said like a few treasures, "This is California orange, and that is dragon fruit. It will be out of season soon. Bananas are cheap recently, and there is an event going on."

"Those candied apples are suitable for canned fruit. Many wholesalers from other places will come to help, and they will cost dozens of tons once they are bought."

"These lychees were still hanging on the branches of Guangxi yesterday, and today they have come to us with fresh logistics. Isn't it amazing?"

"..."

There were a lot of boys, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Xiaoye's saliva flowed down three thousand miles.

Jiao Jiao stuffed a green plum into Wang Laoji's hand, "This kind of sweet and crispy plum is delicious, with small core and thick flesh, and it is also very beneficial to the body."

Wang Laoji put the plum in front of his nose and sniffed it, "What's the benefit?"

"Plums have many benefits. They can clear liver heat, promote body fluid and diuresis. If you usually have trouble urinating—"

"...It's alright, alright, needless to say," Wang Laoji, whose kidney function is very healthy, almost died of anger, and immediately stuffed the plum back into his hand.

Jiao Jiao turned her head and pointed at the peaches next to her, "Right now, the peaches are four yuan and fifty pounds, very sweet, and have a lot of water."

Wang Laoji: "...?" There is no basis for suspicion.

Xiaoye sighed from a foodie: "You have so many varieties here! Put one here and I will be able to die at the gate of your market the next day."

"More new varieties will be introduced in the future." Jiao Jiao is like a business master who accurately analyzes the market. "The competition in the fruit market is fierce now. If you want to gain a competitive advantage, you must have more that others do not have, so that you can attract more fruit." customer source."

"After all," Jiao Jiao suddenly put on a serious face, raised her head and chest full of energy, suddenly raised her voice an octave, and shouted loudly: "Our slogan is——!"

The workers carrying goods next to me heard it, and immediately responded to the call: "I have what others don't have! I have what others have!"

Wang Luoji's body trembled: "...Oh my god, I was shocked."

A bunch of neuroses.

Thinking that if he became a spokesperson in the future, he would definitely not be able to escape the fate of shouting this rustic slogan, the man's heart couldn't help but throbbing.

Walking to a relatively newly renovated area, Jiao Jiao said: "This is the imported fruit area. It will not be officially opened until tomorrow. It is a new highlight of our market this year. So Mr. Wang, your job tomorrow is to give This district cut the ribbon."

"I know," Wang Luoji had read the job schedule a long time ago, "the endorsement rules are attached to the contract."

Doing what he does and loving what he does, this star Wang is still very dedicated. Even if he dislikes the job of spokesperson, he still has a good understanding of the job content.

Jiao Jiao picked up a small watermelon beside him and said to him, "This unique thing, don't look at how small it is, it sells for more than 50 a catty."

"so smart?"

"That's it," Jiao Jiao weighed the expensive watermelon in her hand, with a small expression on her face, "I invite you to eat it."

Hey, just now he said that when Wang Laoji walked around this market, he would give away more than he bought.Sure enough, the market manager himself delivered it first.

"Cut, it's nothing, I can invite you too," Wang Luoji is no stranger to fruits worth dozens of yuan, but the corner of his mouth slanted, and he said happily, "If you please, please, next time Come back, I'll treat you to a more expensive one."

These two people come and go, and they are rushing to treat each other, like two high school students who are desperately pretending to be rich, just want to perform well in front of each other.

Although a man's self-esteem will always cause trouble, but this is a comparison, it is a matter of fruit, and I don't know what it is.

After visiting the huge fruit batch market, it was almost eleven o'clock at noon.After leaving the market, they drove tricycles to the ancestral hall in the village.

it's time for lunch.

Gao Ao had been waiting at the gate of the ancestral hall early on, and when he saw Wang Laoji getting off the back frame of the electric tricycle, he almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.

He hurriedly pulled Jiao Jiao over and scolded: "You child! Why did you let Mr. Wang ride in your broken tricycle?! You don't understand any manners!"

Jiao Jiao, who was criticized, felt aggrieved: "I think Mr. Wang quite likes it."

Wang Laoji: "...?" Huh?who?Who do you think likes it?

The ancestral hall in the village is quite large. The outside and inside are simple and simple. It is a Chinese-style building with stone walls and terracotta tiles. The inner hall is very spacious and can accommodate about a dozen tables.

The welcome banquet at noon is held in this ancestral hall.

Hosting a banquet is not difficult to understand. Country people like to celebrate and be lively. It is normal for VIPs to set up a few tables.but……

What's up with this red carpet?

A red carpet with a width of 30 meters and a length of [-] meters was spread gorgeously in front of Wang Laoji. The color was as warm as a long flame, stretching all the way to the gate of the ancestral hall.

too.boast.open.

Looking around, Wang Luoji saw that at the end of the red carpet was an Eight Immortals table covered with a red tablecloth, and on the left was a pot full of fresh fruits, built as high as a giant pagoda.On the right is a charred roast suckling pig, with a small piece of the pig's nose scorched.

In the middle there is a large cauldron painted with golden paint, and a stick is inserted in it... oh no, it's incense.

What a big stick of incense, lingering with immortal energy, like the sea god needle in the Dragon King Hall.

This is the gesture of praying for rain.

"..." Wang Luoji shuddered, feeling that he was about to be illuminated by Buddha's light.

The baby is so scared.

Enthusiastic and arrogant greeted him, made a "please" gesture to him, and said politely: "Mr. Wang, please put on the blanket."

Jiao Jiao quickly echoed: "Go on, go on!"

"Ah?" Wang Luoji swallowed, only feeling that the other party's words sounded a bit like "please go to prison", he hesitated, and stepped on the red carpet......

Back again.

"Mr. Wang doesn't like it?" Gao Gao was a little surprised.

It took a full three days to arrange it carefully, and it obviously looks very stylish, more than enough to match this big star.

"Boss Gao, you look like the opening ceremony of a film festival, it's really..." Wang Luoji hesitated and said, considering the other party's face, "Uh, it's not that I don't like it, just, just... "

just do not like it.

But he didn't have the nerve to say it out, this man was always soft-spoken and soft-hearted, and he couldn't bear to let other people's painstaking efforts feed the dog, which seemed a little too inhumane.

Under the scorching sun, Wang Luoji was drenched in cold sweat, and the sense of crisis came from all directions.

This is the most rustic red carpet he has ever seen, bar none.If you step on it, you will basically be insulated from the words "fashion", "high-end" and "foreign style" in the future, right?

Jiao Jiao beside him got anxious, poked his elbow and urged: "Hurry up, or the big incense will burn out soon."

Wang Laoji: "..."

Sure enough, every time, Comrade Jiao kicked Actor Wang down the abyss of suffering with his own feet.Wang Luoji had the urge to strangle the opponent to death, but he held back.

Is it too late to pretend to be dizzy now?

too late.

He was directly held hostage by Xiaoye and Jiao Jiao and pushed onto the red carpet. The man felt that a heavy boulder was tied to his feet, and every step he took, his heart was at war with heaven and man.

Good soil, really good soil.

Why is Lao Tzu so stupid?

Entrepreneurs and village chiefs from several villages stood at the head of the team and lined the streets neatly to welcome them. The applause at the scene was overwhelming, and passionate cheers continued one after another.

The folks who came over for a meal at noon acted as group performers, planning to use their labor in exchange for a free meal, so they yelled extra hard: "Welcome, welcome! Warmly welcome!"

Although they don't quite know who this man named "Wang Luoji" is...

Step by step, every step of Wang Laoji seemed to be slowing down.But Jiao Jiao and Xiao Ye firmly grabbed his sleeve, this man could hardly fly even with wings.

A chubby little dumpling rushed onto the red carpet holding a bouquet of carnations, raised the bouquet high up, and cheerfully offered it to him on the red carpet.

——This is a babysitter that Gao Gao found with a bag of white rabbit toffee, which is regarded as illegal employment of child labor.

The baby with two horn braids is in the teething period, and both front teeth have fallen out. Standing in front of Wang Laoji, he said childishly, "No, Uncle, I will give it to you!"

This is the honorable treatment of an international superstar.

"Thank you," Wang Luoji took the bunch of wilted carnations, bent down in a gentlemanly manner, and smiled gently at the little girl, "If you call my brother uncle, you won't grow any teeth for the rest of your life~"

This is a chilling ghost story.

The little girl was so frightened that she sat down on the red carpet, crying like a fountain, causing Jiao Jiao to coax her softly for a long time, "Okay, okay, don't cry..."

Wang Luoji looked down at the girl like a king who had won a big victory, and said coldly: "I have to let her know what decency is."

Jiao Jiao: "..." What a ruthless man.

In this short 30-meter journey on the red carpet, Wang Laoji walked out of the difficult feeling of learning from the west, step by step, like walking on a sharp needle point.

Life is not easy.

Before the auspicious time passed, he finally finished the whole journey. He stood in front of the Eight Immortals table, facing a pile of decayed feudal things:

A big roasted pig, a small golden tripod, a white wine cup, lit incense candles, and a pyramid-shaped fruit phalanx...

It was so much like the scene of worshiping God before the movie starts every time, which gave him the illusion of returning to the film world.

This man really doesn't belong in this kind of place. He should be standing in the shining film world, not burning incense and worshiping God in this dirt village, holding a bunch of wilting carnations in his hand, and fucking Can't find a place to put it.

The burnt smell of roast suckling pig and the pungent smell of incense candle rushed towards him, and the man's mind suddenly came to his senses, and he even gradually suffocated his breathing.

The smell is carcinogenic.

He silently took a step back.

Then he was pushed back by the sharp-eyed Jiao Jiao.

"Come here, Mr. Wang, stand here," Jiao Jiao helped him take the large bouquet of flowers in his hand, and pushed him to the C seat in front of the table, right in front of the burning incense stick.

Wang Laoji was mechanically moved by him like a puppet on a string, the soles of his shoes rubbed against the ground vigorously, "You don't have to be so polite..."

"The protagonist should stand in the middle." Jiao Jiao said with satisfaction.

Hearing the word "protagonist", Wang Luoji was taken aback for a moment, then relaxed on his feet, and obediently accepted the other party's position arrangement.

main character.He hadn't heard these two words for a long time, as if it had been more than half a century, as if he had only encountered words in his last life.

Unexpectedly, someone would still take him seriously as the protagonist, and even an insignificant position would make him the most focused focus of the audience.

"Hey, wait a minute," Wang Laoji suddenly turned his head to the side, and said to Jiao Jiao who was about to retreat to the back.

The boy stopped and turned his head: "Huh?"

"You, stand next to me." Wang Luoji said.

The author says:

The emotional line is here, and the passion is about to unfold! (guilty.jpg