Afraid of getting angry, just drink me

Dirty, I'm dirty.

The comfort of sitting on the toilet countless times in the past flooded into the man's mind like a flood, and pictures of various massage-type, aristocratic-type, and automatic-type toilets flew past his mind like a flying horse.

Miss, miss the toilet, miss the high-end toilet in porcelain white.

Wang Laoji was stuck in the pit wanting to cry but had no tears. He mobilized all his muscle groups and struggled for a long time, and finally pulled himself out of the hole after exhausting all his energy.

In this situation, he seemed to be pulling carrots from a muddy field poured with manure.

It's just pulling yourself out...

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-"

The filthy man quickly took a bath for himself, and poured half a bottle of scented shower gel on his body from head to tail. He wanted to wash away every trace of the smell of shit in his pores!

After taking a full half an hour to take a shower, the feeling of feces accumulated for a long time hit him. Adhering to the life motto of "get up wherever you fall", he once again challenged the squatting pit.

Squat down slowly.emptying.carefree.

After solving it, he took a roll of paper towels hanging on the wall next to him, and wiped himself clean carefully.

Ah, this roll of paper looks like sandpaper...

The graininess on the paper was so rough that it could be used to sharpen a kitchen knife, and the man's delicate skin was rubbed hot.

Is this really something people use?

Miss, sincerely miss that soft and white four-layer tenacity paper handkerchief.

A wailing echoed for a long time in the cramped and cramped bathroom: "Damn it, even the paper towels used to wipe butts are murderous weapons in this wretched place, can the fuck be better?!"

Since entering this thief ship, Wang Yingdi's quality of life has fallen precipitously, falling from a towering cloud to an endless valley, truly experiencing what is meant by a simple and frugal rural life.

Ah~ miserable and miserable.

The man changed into comfortable casual clothes, and brushed his sprayed hair casually. Fortunately, he was still handsome, and his handsome face made everyone angry.

When changing his shoes, he inexplicably remembered Jiao Jiao's previous advice about "leather shoes", so he opened the suitcase, took a pair of comfortable and dirt-resistant casual shoes from inside, and put them on.

In fact, he is arrogant and arrogant in his bones, and he always likes to ignore other people's opinions, but now he seems to feel that...

It's okay to listen to what that guy said.

Looking at the person in the mirror, Wang Luoji was filled with sadness. He felt that he had haggarded a lot in these two short days, and sadly covered his forehead and said, "I just came to participate in the Transformation Mechanism, right?"

He turned on his phone while going downstairs, only to find that his online dating partner had sent him a message——

[Scorched Banana]: "Baby, I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed that you turned into a man... Fortunately, you are not! Your existence makes me feel at ease."

Tsk tsk tsk, poor little one.

Wang Luoji pityed the other party as a "poor boy", but he still replied to the other party: "Brother, what kind of dream are you having? Sister, of course I am not a boy girl. I beat your chest with a small fist! You are genuine. 34D~"

He still hasn't forgotten to throw a cute girl expression pack: [biting little lips.jpg]

The Thunder God in the sky was aiming at this dog man every day, but it was a pity that he just couldn't hit him.

At the same time, Jiao Jiao, who was preparing breakfast in the kitchen, saw a "message notification" coming from her phone, immediately put down the big iron spoon in her hand, and quickly opened the chat interface, and it was indeed his dearest "baby" who replied to the message.

"Oh..." Looking at this sweet and lovely news, the boy seemed to be able to feel the other party's coquettish appearance in his arms.

His eyes were shining brightly, and he smiled sincerely and gratifiedly. This feeling of being infiltrated by love is really happy and warm.

If it wasn't for the "video communication" item in the chat function of this game software, Jiao Jiao really wanted to ask the other party to turn on the camera and show him her chest.

In order to calm him down, who was psychologically shadowed by last night's dream.

Breakfast is the “standard equipment” of Jiao’s family that has not changed for a hundred years—fresh-cut fruit, egg, peanut, and vegetable porridge, one cold and one hot, one sweet and one salty, this perfect combination makes people never get tired of eating it.

Gao Ao went out early, busy preparing for the welcome banquet for Wang Laoji at noon; Jiao Hua was still upstairs beating the drum set non-stop, indulging in her world to bloom with all her might.

Maybe it took a long time to get used to it, but Wang Luoji didn't find the drum sound annoying anymore. If he hadn't specially reminded him, he would have even ignored the background sound of "嗵嗵嗵".

Jiao Jiao came out with a pot full of fresh-cut fruits and placed them in the center of the dining table: "Mr. Wang, this is a fruit from our market. It's delicious! Try it."

Wang Luoji raised his eyebrows, "Is this the product I will endorse in the future?"

"That's right," Jiao Jiao, like an insurance salesman, composed the advertising slogan solemnly, "The fruit in our market is absolutely guaranteed! You can take in the vitamins you need every day, and it will not only bring the necessary vitamins to your body Healthy, but also bring full happiness to a better life!"

Wang Luoji raised one corner of his mouth and jokingly said, "Hey, is this a fruit or an elixir?"

Xiaoye next to him couldn't wait to eat it. He gnawed off half a local banana in one gulp, chewing the fruit puree in his mouth and said, "You really eat it!"

Gangzhen, Wang Luoji doesn't like to eat fruit very much on weekdays, because he doesn't like sweet and greasy fructose, and he doesn't like food that needs to be peeled and cut. He finds it troublesome.

But the host warmly treats you with his fruit, and even cuts it up and serves it to you. You have to eat two mouthfuls, right?

So he reluctantly poked a piece of red-fleshed dragon fruit with a fork and put it into Jingui's mouth.

One bite, just one bite.

"Is it delicious? This is red dragon fruit, the flesh is purple, and it's very sweet," Jiao Jiao said confidently about her own fruit.

Wang Laoji chewed carefully, he wanted to say "it's okay", but...

You really can't go against your conscience.

The soft and slippery dragon fruit flesh melts in the mouth, and the refreshing and sweet juice flows freely in the mouth, bypassing the tip of the tongue and overflowing the lips and teeth, stirring every taste bud in the man who has not yet awakened in the morning, and finally dripping into honey Flow into the heart.

"Hey! It's so fucking delicious." The elegant Wang Yingdi couldn't help but burst out.

There was a satisfied smile rarely seen in a century, and the man poked a few more pieces into his mouth. His eating was still elegant and regular, but his eating speed had evolved to twice the usual speed.

Jiao Jiao seemed to have seen a husky frantically licking its bones.

He silently pushed the fruit plate in front of him, and the boy smiled lovingly like an old grandfather who loves his grandson: "If you like it, eat more, if you don't have enough, there is more..."

Wang Luoji chewed his swollen cheeks, tried his best to be polite and said, "Thank you, actually I don't eat much, I'm already full."

Then the fork in his hand stretched out into the fruit plate uncontrollably...

Jiao Jiao suddenly felt a sense of pride similar to that of a breeder, and considered whether to cut up a few more dragon fruits to feed this big star.

He raised his two slender elbows, put them on the table, rested his cheeks lazily with his palms, and looked at Wang Laoji who was eating the dragon fruit without saying a word, thinking it was very pleasing to the eyes.

Especially compared to Brother Xiaoye who is chewing bananas next to him.

Even though she is a man herself, Jiao Jiao is still amazed by Wang Luoji's good looks. Sure enough, as long as he is good-looking, both men and women are equally pleasing.

He didn't dare to say it directly, but sighed silently in his heart: ah...a handsome person even eats fruit like a god eating ingot candles.

It seems that it is really wise for my uncle to hire Mr. Wang as the spokesperson of the market. This big star just sits on the side and eats fruit seriously, and he has a sense of sight of shooting a fashion blockbuster.

Then there must be no need to worry about the advertising effect that our market will produce in the future!Business is booming!

10 minute later.

More than half of the plate of fresh fruit was swallowed by Wang Laoji alone. This man now has at least two candied pears, half a catty of green grapes, and one and a half red dragon fruits in his stomach.

It is said that the star eats a lot.

"belch--"

Wang Luoji burped loudly by accident, which was very inelegant and didn't fit the image of a gentleman he tried to maintain, but he couldn't control it.

"Cough cough, cough!" The man immediately faked a fake cough twice to cover up the aftertaste of hiccups, hoping to restore his image to some extent.

The baggage is a bit too heavy.

Jiao Jiao's eyes unintentionally glanced at the other party, and he suddenly noticed something, leaned towards Wang Laoji, covered his mouth with his hand, and deliberately lowered his voice in the other's ear and said, "Mr. Wang, you ..."

The sudden close range made Wang Luoji very uncomfortable, and he suddenly felt embarrassed.

The boy's breath could be felt at the base of the sensitive ear, and the warm breeze bypassed the cochlea and penetrated into his eardrum, scratching his whole body like a hot little paw.

Almost subconsciously, he immediately moved his body a little away, so as to create a distance from the other party that he thought was safe enough.

Wang Luoji: Don't hit me.jpg

Jiao Jiao: "..."

This rural kid has always had a big heart and an easy-going personality. Because he felt that they were both men, he forgot to pay attention to proportion when getting along with Wang Luoji.

After all, it was common for him to cuddle with his male brothers, but now he didn't notice it for a while, and subconsciously felt that Wang Luoji was no different from his usual partners in the village, so he crossed the distance like this.

He didn't know that the other party was so sensitive.

Physical reactions cannot be fooled. At this moment, Jiao Jiao clearly felt that Wang Luoji wanted to keep a distance from him.

The boy couldn't help being a little embarrassed, so he wisely didn't get any closer.

So, at a distance of half a meter, he directly said to Wang Luoji in a voice that everyone could clearly hear: "Mr. Wang, that, you..."

"Ok?"

"Your teeth are turning purple."

"..."

The air froze in an instant, and Xiaoye silently spit out the fifth banana that was half-stuffed into her mouth, and became invisible automatically.

Wang Laoji gritted his back molars: Damn, I kind of want to kill and burn corpses.

No, maybe the pain was too clear and left an indelible imprint on the man's heart. He will probably never touch a red-hearted dragon fruit again in his life.

"Wait a minute, I'll be right back."

He got up and left his seat as if nothing had happened, walked up the stairs slowly, step by step gracefully, and then returned to his room without saying a word.

The man rushed into the bathroom and bared his teeth in front of the mirror. His clean and neat teeth were horrible at the moment, as if he had just finished drinking purple ink, and a dragon fruit seed was stuffed between his front teeth.

"Oh...my...god..."

He brushed his teeth like crazy, the violently shaking toothbrush seemed to be equipped with a hundred small electric motors, shaking up and down at a very high speed, and there were layers of double images, brushing until his two rows of gums were close to bleeding.

"Why?! Why is it so embarrassing?!"

While brushing his teeth vigorously, Wang Luoji wept bitterly: "I am no longer a decent man, woo woo woo woo woo..."

The author says:

After that, the update time will be around [-]:[-] every day, four or five times a week~

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