Underworld brat

"Why haven't you come yet? Ai's family is quite old! You have to wait for him, don't you?"

The crystal teacup slammed down, and the splashed tea burst into a halo, just like the speaker's temper at this time.

The serving officials knelt tremblingly, not daring to speak.

The dull atmosphere made Taijun even more unhappy, and he couldn't help shouting: "Go! Call me again! If you don't come, tie him up for me!" However, his nearly sixty-year-old body could not accommodate this Strong anger, blood pressure rose again and again, before he finished speaking, Taijun couldn't help being dizzy for a while.

At this moment, there was a pleasant tinkling of bells outside the door, the sound came from far to near, and the speed was extremely fast.Before the aged Taijun could react, a bright red figure blew in like a whirlwind.

The man was dressed in a red cavalry suit, his black hair was pulled into a long braid and thrown behind his head, and a few small golden bells adorned the ends of his hair jingled as he walked, giving him a sense of being the first to catch people.

"Taijun, why did you come at this time again?" The man's face was flushed, and there was a little sweat on his forehead, but this did not affect her brilliance at all, but made people feel that she was full of vitality and aura, "You clearly know that I'm at the training ground every day at this time! It's annoying, I'm going to learn how to fire three arrows today!"

"Mu Yunmeng, what's your attitude? Aijia is your ancestor!" Taijun slapped the table angrily, looking at the grown-up grandson, his eyes were filled with disgust and jealousy.

Why?Why doesn't he have such tight skin, such a peerless face, that young, radiant face, every time he sees it, he wants to tear it apart!

"Okay, okay, see the prince, Taijun Wanan." Mu Yunmeng knelt down for about a second, then stood up immediately.Alas, as soon as Uncle Two Hundred and Five went to the National Teacher, he would have to suffer.

Taijun clenched his fists, wanting to explode, but dared not, because this is Qiankun Palace.In the past few years, the national teacher has become more and more indifferent, Mu Xingyuan's prestige has become stronger and stronger, and he, the grand prince, is already in decline.

But even if he can't punish people, he has a way to disgust this grandson.

"I heard that you went to the residence of Minister of War Zuo Zhongsi two days ago?" Taijun pretended to be nonchalant, and asked someone to change a cup of tea.

Mu Yunmeng blinked, her long eyelashes looked like two small cattail fans: "That's right, who did you hear that from?"

"It doesn't matter who said it." The Taijun smirked twice, "The important thing is that I heard that since the two young masters of the Zuo Mansion met you, they have been obsessed with you, and they don't think about food and drink. Visibly lost weight, and your life is almost at risk? Our royal family doesn't want to chill the hearts of ministers, how about this, how about Aijia protecting you as a matchmaker?"

A trace of disgust flashed in Mu Yunmeng's eyes.Since she was sensible, her little father told her all the secrets of being a woman, and told her to be more careful in daily life, so as not to show any traces.That day when I was drinking in the Zuo Mansion, someone accidentally soiled my clothes. When I went to the clean room to change, those two wretched men actually hid next door and peeped. Fortunately, the guards were strong enough to find out what was wrong in time and caught him right away.

There was a lot of trouble at that time, and Mu Yunmeng even whipped the two of them himself.At this time, the Taijun mentioned that the two young princes were obsessed with her and wanted to protect the matchmaker, just to see her jokes.

Mu Yunmeng smiled, picked up the teacup and drank it down: "I can't help it, who told me to be beautiful? Didn't someone in Beijing make a list of beautiful men recently? I ranked first, and how many of them would die? It’s normal to have an admirer who wants to live, right? Besides, if I have to marry as long as I want to die, then half of the people in the capital will have to marry me. How can I afford it? It’s better for Taijun not to joke.”

Taking two deep breaths, Taijun resisted the urge to kill. However, his face was still contorted accidentally: "It seems that Yunmeng is very confident in his appearance."

"That's right, this is exactly the opposite of the Taijun." Mu Yunmeng pointed to the face of the other party, who had worn the veil for 15 years.

If you endure it any longer, you will become a Bodhisattva, and the Taijun was so angry that his hands trembled.He stood up abruptly, and said in a cold tone, "I'll come see you tomorrow! Kong Zhengde, go back to the palace!"

"Yes, Majesty." Mu Yunmeng replied, feeling very tired. It has been 15 years, and he still comes to see her every day, making excuses?

"By the way!" When he reached the door, Taijun suddenly stopped, "If Aijia remembers correctly, Yunmeng, you are already 15 years old, right?"

"Yes, you remember correctly." Mu Yunmeng rolled his eyes, "I remember too, you are 63."

Taijun was supported by Kong Zhengde, so he did not fall on the ground. He sneered and said: "You are old now, but you are still stubborn and obsessed with martial arts. The Ai family will discuss with His Majesty tomorrow and show you how to look."

how?Want to use the marriage to manipulate me?Mu Yunmeng pursed her lips and ignored him, but she cursed in her heart: My dad and little dad won't listen to you. If you find me a man, I'll run away from home immediately!snort.

Seeing that she didn't answer, Taijun thought that she had frightened her, so he regained his composure and left with a little peace of mind.Tch, the most beautiful man in the capital?That's ridiculous, doesn't anyone look at those pecs?You can tell through the clothes that you haven't practiced well, it's bulging and ugly.

Regardless of Mu Yunmeng's "chest muscles", Chao Fan was very distressed at this time.

Without it, the "manual" in the space is shining again.

As early as five years ago, Scientology helped Chao Fan collect enough beliefs, allowing him to break through the void at any time and build a passage for the underworld.However, he hesitated that day, and hid the "instructions" deep in the space, intending to keep out of sight.

Firstly, the national teacher did not solve it, and secondly, the oldest of thousands of baby girls was only 15 years old, far below the childbearing age, so he could not leave.

Two hundred and five persuaded him, saying, master, since you can invite more gods to help you when you go back, then what is there for the national teacher to be afraid of?I think you should go back.

What did he say then?He seemed to have lost his temper, saying that those people in the underworld might not be as good as him, and he was not at ease. In short, it was a bunch of nonsense excuses.

Two Hundred and Fifty was clever for a rare moment, and said sharply: "Oh! I understand, Master, you are reluctant to part with Your Majesty and the little princess, right?"

Chao Fan immediately became angry, threw two hundred and five into the space, and locked him in confinement for several days.

He——was not reluctant.

"Little friend! Little friend!" Seeing that the shout did not agree, the national teacher couldn't help but raise the volume.

"Ah? Ah! I'm sorry, I lost my mind." Only then did Chao Fan come to his senses, and smiled embarrassedly, "Where did I just say that?"

"Father Jun, the national teacher just said that your cultivation method is very special." A ten-year-old boy in silver clothes sat next to the national teacher and answered with a fruit in his mouth.

Chao Fan glanced at him, ignoring the unnaturalness caused by the voice of Junfu, and thanked him: "Thank you, Your Highness, for reminding me."

"Father Jun, why are you still called Prince Haier?" The little boy was upset, "I heard it the other day, your name is brother Yunmeng, why don't you call me by my name?"

"That's because Yunmeng is not the prince." Chao Fan coaxed him, "The prince is the one who wants to inherit the throne. He was raised by the teacher's side since he was a child, so his status is naturally different. Everyone has to call you the prince. Respect."

His Royal Highness is still not happy.

However, the national teacher nodded in agreement: "Little friend, the most important rules for human beings are you who understand the world. Could it be that going deep into the world of mortals is really helpful to practice? I see that your body is getting harder and harder now. "

After he finished speaking, he flicked his finger, and a silver leaf flew out, passing across Chao Fan's jade-colored cheek, jingling, making the sound of gold and stone colliding.

Chao Fan's face was unscathed, but the silver leaf was thrown out, spinning, flying past the eyes of a family planning officer serving tea, and then disappeared into nothingness.

A line of blood appeared under the eyelids of the family planning officer. He opened his eyes wide, and the upper half of his head slowly slid down due to his forward leaning posture, and blood sprayed all over the floor.

His Royal Highness giggled.

The national teacher waved his hand, and countless ferocious tree roots dragged the corpse into the ground, and even the blood was sucked out: "Two years ago, I also tried your method, but it was useless. My cultivation seems to have entered Bottlenecks, some things are always not perfect."

Chao Fan turned his face away, and said coldly: "I can't help you. I am an ore spirit, and now I am invulnerable and hard. You are a tree spirit, and we are fundamentally different."

"That's right." The national teacher sighed, "It was because of my sudden illness that I went to the doctor indiscriminately. The Dao is clearly in sight, but I still can't break through this hurdle. I am inevitably impatient."

"It's better for the national teacher to relax and let nature take its course so that there will be no inner demons." Chao Fan looked at the sky, "Three days have come, and I miss His Majesty in my heart, so I'll take my leave first."

"You, you, you are really fascinated by the world of mortals." The national teacher smiled and didn't stop him.

The prince bowed: "Father Jun, say hello to Daddy for me."

Chao Fan nodded, and then shouted at the big snake lingering on the treetops: "Two hundred and five, go back!"

Erbaiwu, who was drowsy, fell down, and when he landed, the snake's body turned into a human form, and he stepped firmly on the ground.

When the two returned to Qiankun Palace, Chao Fan retched. Just to verify the hardness of his skin, the national teacher took a person's life lightly, so cruel, Chao Fan felt more and more that before solving the national teacher , I must not go by myself.

Erbaiwu patted Chao Fan on the back, and said speechlessly: "Hmph, the more people believe in Master, the harder the Master's body will be. This is decided by Nu Watu. The national teacher wants to learn, can he learn it?"

"You didn't fall asleep just now?" Chao Fan wiped his mouth, raised his head and asked.

"No, I'm just impatient to talk to the national teacher." Erbaiwu was a little annoyed, "He's making progress every inch of his skills, and he's almost going crazy. I'm afraid he will chase me and ask me, and I will accidentally take the same kind of inner alchemy that can increase cultivation. If you tell him about it, you will suffer.”

Chao Fan nodded: "For sure you have self-knowledge, know what to say and don't talk nonsense."

"Master, do you know why he is in this state?" Erbaiwu didn't quite understand.

Chao Fan was stunned for a while, and was about to speak, but was interrupted by a surprised voice.

"Fanfan! You're back!" Mu Xingyuan, who was in his thirties with a long beard, stood not far away, holding his daughter's hand and looking at him.

Chao Fan smiled, his eyes were gentle and satisfied: "Well, I'm back."

Erbaiwu rolled his eyes from the side, and slandered: "You said it wasn't because you couldn't bear it, master, this is the stinking problem you mentioned, right?

The author has something to say: Mu Yunmeng: I have a chest problem?I have a problem with my boobs? ! ! !You own an airport, saying that I am big and white 36D without water...

Chao Fan: Hush!Hush!Hush! ! !Daughter, shall we be more reserved?The old father is going to worry about it.