Underworld brat

This night, Chao's family is destined to be uneasy.

After Chao Fan made Chao Chunjia cry, he stayed by his younger brother Chao Chengye's side, waiting for him to fall asleep.

It's a pity that Chao Chengye is a night owl. He was still playing games at four o'clock in the morning, and hooked up with the girls in the team with his voice on.Looking at his puffy figure and dark bags under the eyes, Chao Fan shook his head: "It will be good for you to die in the future, and you will work and rest like a ghost, there is nothing wrong with it."

Seeing that he was getting more and more excited, it was a sign that he was going to stay all night, Chao Fan became a little anxious.

You can't "treat one more than another", let him alone, right?Gritting his teeth, Chao Fan simply pasted all the remaining notes on Chao Chengye's body. He wanted to try to see if there was any hypnotic effect.

As a result, the effect was so fast that Chao Chengye fell asleep with his head bowed as soon as he closed his eyes.Because of the inertia of his fingers, the hero he controlled rushed directly to the opponent's territory and was killed by the tower, and then was reborn motionless in the spring water base.

The girl in the team asked: "Big brother, have you answered the phone yet? Come back soon!"

After a while, "Brother, what are you doing?"

"Damn it, can you stop cheating me, I've advanced to diamond!"

"Scum! Disgusting! Let's report together!"

Chao Fan smiled in satisfaction, and then flashed into Chao Chengye's dream.Because he fell asleep unknowingly, what Chao Chengye dreamed happened to be this unfinished game, in which he killed the Quartet, and led everyone to overthrow the enemy's crystal in one fell swoop.

The little girl said "Brother Cheng" and "Brother Ye" in the game, coaxing him to be elated.

Chao Fan rubbed his hands secretly beside him, gearing up, with a "sinister" smile on his face.

In the dream, Chao Chengye and the little girl chatted more and more, and after a few days, the two decided to run away, and Chao Chengye flew to the city where the girl was to spend the weekend together.

"Baby, where are you?" Chao Chengye sent a message to his sister at the airport with a full face.

"Brother Ye, I've opened a room for you at the 'Spring Breeze Hotel', you can go there and rest." After a while, the girl replied.

"Then will you be in the room?" Chao Chengye's eyes lit up.

"you guess?"

Fuck, this girl is so good at it!Chao Chengye looked excited, wishing he could appear in the room immediately, pull the little girl's hand, and kiss the little girl's little mouth.He endured it, took a taxi and rushed to the hotel, ran all the way, and knocked on the door of room 1008.

The door opened, the lights inside were off, the curtains were drawn, and it was pitch black.

A blindfold was thrown to the bottom of Chao Chengye's feet, his phone flashed, and the girl sent a message saying, "Brother Ye, put on the blindfold and come to bed."

Chao Chengye was excited!The girl is great!Can play tricks!He quickly put on the blindfold and slammed the door shut.

Oh, it's so comfortable, it's so comfortable.Chao Chengye was being moved around by others, he lay on the bed enjoying himself until - "Ah!" with a scream, Chao Chengye was beaten up.

He took off the blindfold and looked, where did the girl come from in the room? Four or five fat and big-eared strong men were looking at him lewdly/evilly, and one of them was gasping for breath.

"Brother Ye, today I want you to be refreshed and refreshed." A bearded face came over and took a bite of him.

Chao Chengye closed his eyes and passed out.

Early the next morning, the three members of the Chao family woke up with sleepy faces.Xu Manyu, who was holding the sheet, saw her son and daughter startled, and hurriedly hid the sheet behind her back: "You two, you two are going to bed so early today?"

Chao Chunjia looked gloomy and listless: "I'm having a nightmare and can't sleep. Get up and apply two masks."

Hearing the word nightmare, Xu Manyu's heart trembled.

"I'm having a nightmare too." Chao Chengye rubbed his butt, with a constipated expression on his face, "I'll sleep on the sofa for a while, I don't want... I don't want to sleep on the bed."

When Xu Manyu heard that her son was also having nightmares, she was startled and confused: "What's going on? What a coincidence! Did the three of us have nightmares last night?"

"Ah?" Chao Chunjia and Chao Chengye looked at each other.

In the end, it was Chao Chunjia who had a flexible mind, thought of something, and said with a look of horror, "Mom, yesterday...it seems to be that head seven, right? Has he come back to play tricks?"

"Don't talk nonsense!" Xu Manyu interrupted her daughter with a pale face, and suddenly remembered that she seemed to have really seen that debt collector in her dream last night, chasing and yelling at her to pay back the house.Bah, I'm dead, and I still miss the house!Shameless!Xu Manyu was both angry and frightened. After thinking about it for a while, she felt that it would be safer to invite a knowledgeable master to come and have a look.

"Mom, why are your sheets wet?" Chao Chengye didn't believe this, so he noticed the sheets in his mother's hand.

Xu Manyu blushed, and choked out a sentence for a long time: "What's the matter with you?! Go, quickly take out the sheets at home, no one is allowed to be lazy today, and do a good job of cleaning for me!"

"Mom! We still need to catch up on sleep!" Chao Chunjia and Chao Chengye complained again and again.

Regardless of the chaos on the Chao family's side, Chao Fan had already returned to Fengdu City, curled up in his little den and went to sleep.In the gray and gloomy air, a white cat shuttled in, pushed open the door familiarly, took a few fixed eyes on Chao Fan's sleeping face, and slept on the bed with disgust.

When Chao Fan woke up at night, he saw the big white cat at a glance.

"Honey, are you back?" Chao Fan was about to pet the cat when he heard someone knocking on the door.He ran out quickly, but someone brought a message and asked him to go to the government affairs processing center to find the magistrate.

Chao Fan remembered his third advantage. What did the magistrate say at that time?It seems to be saying wait until you pass the first seven, right?Is it because of this?

Thinking of this, Chao Fan couldn't care less about petting the cat anymore, so he quickly packed up and went out.

The big white cat was lying on the bedding and flicking its tail angrily.Why don't you masturbate?Damn it, I won't let you masturbate if I want to.

"Hello, magistrate, your heads are getting longer and more handsome!" Chao Fan is familiar with the process of going to the government affairs processing center this time. His sense of identity increased, and along the way, he was no longer afraid to see those strange ghosts, and even facing the three heads of the judge, he could freely say compliments.

"Where is it." "It's too much." "Really? I think I'm really a little handsome recently." The three heads reacted differently, each of them finished a sentence, and then looked at each other.It was the head in the middle that was the first to react, coughing twice: "Ahem, Chao Fan, I need you to come here today for something important."

"I know." Chao Fan nodded approvingly, "Is it about the third benefit? But before I talk about it, I have a point to make."

"Ah?" The head in the middle froze for a moment. This might be the first time he heard a ghost give him advice while working in the underworld.

"I think you lied to me." Chao Fan frowned, and asked selfishly, "Which unit will divide the house for subordinates? This is the first time I have met. The three months' salary I received in advance, all It was smashed in, and a small room that can live in was packed out. I said that the magistrate, this matter is not kind at all."

The three heads were dumbfounded: "But... But that's also a house, isn't it? Such a big place..."

"Is that my land?" Chao Fan chased after the victory, "Does the ownership belong to me? In my opinion, you lied to me by hanging me with that dilapidated house and asking me to pay for the repairs willingly."

"No, no, there's no such thing!" "How can you say that? You're thinking about it." "We are all honest people in the underworld!" The three heads panicked and denied it.

"Either, give me an extra year's salary." Chao Fan stretched out a finger, "Or, you give me the ownership of the house." Chao Fan stretched out two fingers, "Otherwise, the contract is invalid, and I deny."

"This..." The judge didn't know where it came from, and he had never experienced such a thing.Otherwise, judges who are a little bit tougher or experienced in dealing with things will not fall into such a passive situation like him.

"Why don't we just give you three months' salary in advance?" The head on the left hesitated.

It's good to be able to bargain. As a tour guide, Chao Fan is of course one of those who can speak eloquently.Wasn't it because he was frightened that he acted dull a few days ago?In the past few days, I have found a sense of belonging, and my true nature has been exposed.Given such a dilapidated house, he didn't know how long it would be until the renovations were completed. Of course, he had to maximize his benefits.

"No, one year is one year!" Chao Fan said with a straight face.

"Then, for five months, I'll give you an extra five months' salary, right?" the head in the middle gritted his teeth.

"No! Eleven months!"

"Then... six months?" The head on the right seemed to notice a pattern, so this time it only added one month.

"Hmph." Chao Fan sneered, "At least ten months, otherwise we won't talk about it."

Knew it!The three heads realized that this is a game where I add one and you subtract one!So full of confidence, they said in unison: "Seven months."

Chao Fan stood up and left directly.

"Hey! Why don't you play your cards according to the routine? Well, well, ten months is ten months." The magistrate rushed over to pull him, and compromised.

Great, almost [-] more Yinzhu, and two rooms can be repaired.Chao Fan pretended to be unhappy and was dragged back by him: "You are the judge, otherwise I will not serve you if you are tricked like this. Tell me, what is the third benefit?"

The magistrate wiped his sweat, not understanding why he suddenly became humbled: "The third thing is to ask you to go to the multi-treasure tablet to share a treasure."

"Baby?" Chao Fan's eyes widened, and he suddenly thought of Jin Suoyang's two golden flags that could change in size and size.

"Although Captain Jin is also in the multi-treasure stele collar, but their soul-hunting captain can only get tiny magical artifacts. You are different." When it comes to this, the magistrate is somewhat confident, "All authority is open to you , it depends on which one you can grab."

The author has something to say: Chao Fan: Author, what treasure do you think I can get?

Author: A big white cat, a pot of cat litter, a handful of catnip, a serving of cat food, some toys...