Underworld brat

Chao Fan knew that he must have been poisoned, because he woke up quickly, in a daze, and a jolt came from under his body, which almost knocked his stomach out.

"Ouch...stop...stop..." he yelled unconsciously.

The air was quiet for a second, and then a vague voice sounded: "...why did you wake up...top...sweat medicine..." "...stunned him...hasn't dealt with the aftermath..." "...Taijun... …emperor……"

Then, Chao Fan felt a pain in his neck and passed out again.

When he really woke up, it was still dark, and there was only an oil lamp burning quietly outside the tent.Chao Fan was still thinking about where he was, but a steady breathing sound came from his ear.Chao Fan was startled, he didn't even think about it, he just kicked the person lying next to him.

"Ouch, my ass!" The man screamed, rolling to the ground together with the quilt.

The doors and windows around were slammed open, and after a while, the hall was full of people, Qin Yingzhi looked anxious: "Your Majesty! Your Majesty! How are you doing?"

Without saying a word, the hidden guards flashed their swords and directly grabbed Chao Fan's neck.

"Everyone, if you have something to say, say it well, if you have something to say..." Chao Fan's scalp exploded, and he immediately confessed, "I... I didn't know he was the emperor..."

The person who was kicked got out of the quilt, with a slight anger on his face: "Who told you to come in? Get out!"

The hidden guards and officials immediately retreated without a sound, Qin Yingzhi helped the emperor stand up, gave Chao Fan a hard look, and walked away in small steps.

It was like a dormitory where there was a criticism scene, and there were only two people looking at each other left. Chao Fan knelt on the bed in a daze, feeling that what happened just now was like a dream, but the long hair cut off by the sword reminded He, that was not a dream.

"You..." The two said in unison.

His Majesty the Emperor, who was still mighty and domineering just now, was a little embarrassed at the moment: "You should talk first."

"Your Majesty, have you caught the person who framed me?" Chao Fan deduced carefully, and felt that the matter of the lotus pond should be resolved, otherwise, he would not have been carried to bed.It's just that the emperor didn't even let go of a golden boy who fainted, so he pushed too hard, right?

A trace of embarrassment flashed across the emperor's face. He simply turned around, poured himself a cup of tea, and said while drinking, "That... Actually, you are already dead."

Chao Fan: "..."

what does it mean?wrong!He is clearly still the body pinched by Nuwa soil!He is not a ghost!

"You...don't panic." The emperor immediately noticed the ambiguity in the words and explained, "I mean, everyone already thought you were dead."

Chao Fan's mind turned quickly, and he immediately understood the emperor's implication: "You mean, it's all your fault? You are the emperor, why do you want to harm me?" In a fit of anger, Chao Fan simply yelled at you and me.

Qin Yingzhi was guarding outside. These rebellious words made him frown severely.

"I didn't harm you!" His Majesty the Emperor said convincingly, "I just... just don't want you to be touched by that person... I don't want you to be sucked dry..."

"What is that person?" Chao Fan pinched the golden bed sheet and said incredulously, "Am I not your golden boy? Can I still be touched by others? Don't tell me it's legal!" Chao Fan said When I heard it, I thought the emperor's harem was a shared harem, but I was immediately confused by this lewd setting.

Your golden boy?These words obviously pleased His Majesty the Emperor, and a dimple appeared on Chao Fan's cheek, filled with the warmth of the dim light, as if it was about to fall into a teacup.

"Of course you can only belong to me alone, no one else will touch you!" His Majesty the Emperor turned around and walked towards Chao Fan step by step.

"Wait! Don't come over!" Chao Fan yelled, stretching out his hands to stop him, "Well, can we discuss it? Can you say goodbye to me?"

"What?" His Majesty the Emperor was stunned.

"Oh, I was wrong." Chao Fan came to his senses and smiled awkwardly, remembering His Majesty's attributes, "Well, I mean, can I not have Japan/you?"

The emperor carefully digested these two sentences, and felt a little angry, saying that it is impossible for me!But why can't I date you?His Majesty the Emperor never outdid others, was rejected by others, and didn't know how to exercise his emperor's privilege of being able to fuck whoever he wanted.He said a little irritably: "Why are you talking about this? I just want to go to bed and sleep, it's a bit cold underground."

Ice was placed in the emperor's bedroom, no matter how hot it was outside, it was chilly inside anyway.Chao Fan looked down and saw that the man's feet were bare/naked, stepping on the dark ground, like a piece of watery white lotus root.

"Oh." Chao Fan felt a little embarrassed.Another person is the emperor, and I actually occupy his bed and refuse to let him come up. This is really a godsend. Will the emperor become angry and cut off his own head?

When Chao Fan was thinking wildly, the emperor had already hugged the quilt and went to bed. He patted the pillow and said calmly, "Go to sleep."

"Don't!" Chao Fan immediately shook his head and said, "I still have a lot to ask you! You always tell me, why do you let me pretend to be dead? Also, where is my slave, Qingyun?"

The emperor was already lying down. He turned his head to look at the hourglass. It was already the fourth watch. He should catch up on his sleep and get up before the fifth watch.But——he looked at Chao Fan who was looking at him with a puzzled expression, and murmured in his heart, it was strange, there were countless ways this man was rude to him, but why didn't he get angry?On the contrary, I feel that this kind of getting along is very comfortable, and I even feel soft in my heart, and I don't want the other party to be unhappy at all.Too bad, I'm not going to become a stupid king, am I?

"Say it!" Chao Fan even pushed the emperor, which could be said to be daring.

"Then you lie down first, let's talk slowly." His Majesty the Emperor pulled the man down and blew out the oil lamp beside the bed. In the darkness, he organized his words, "Some things, you will know after thinking about them. Why don't I explain the reason clearly now, tonight, I announced that you and Mrs. Fu will sleep together, but in fact, Mrs. Fu didn't come to my palace."

"Fu Chen didn't come?" Chao Fan, who had been lying down for less than three seconds, immediately sat up. No, he clearly saw Fu Chen wrapped up in a rice dumpling and being carried away with manly tears. If he hadn't come to Qiankun Palace, Where can he go?

The emperor sighed, took Chao Fan's hand, dragged him down again, and whispered in his ear: "He is with the Taijun."

"Fuck!" Chao Fan gasped.Shocked, he, who claimed to be a straight man of steel, did not withdraw his hand.

A bed, two people, still holding each other's hands, how ambiguous it is.The emperor suddenly regained his spirits: "The Taijun is over forty years old, but he looks younger than me, isn't it strange to you?"

Chao Fan nodded pertinently: "I've been wondering for a long time!"

"That's because the Taijun learned a secret method from the national teacher. It is said that as long as you continue to have sex with men and absorb their yang/essence, you can stay young forever." When the emperor said this, his tone was contemptuous, "So , Mrs. Fu went to Taijun's place today, and you would have gone too."

If the method of Naoshizi Guoshi can be brought to the earth, the female star will go crazy, right?Oh, and male stars too!Chao Fan spread out inappropriately, until His Majesty continued to explain: "Over the years, in the name of drafting for me, the Taijun has won over many men in the harem, and he has drained countless people. I... and I don't want to see you being touched by him, so I came up with the method of 'death escape', let Qin Yingzhi create the illusion that you are fighting with other golden boys, and then let you fall into the water and drown."

"So that's what happened!" Chao Fan understood, "So people outside say that you are the reincarnation of a desire/demon, but it's actually... ah!"

The emperor's hand tightened, and it hurt Chao Fan.Before the other party pulled back, he quickly let go: "This old monster! You have ruined my reputation so far!"

I was so angry that I lost my sleepiness.

Chao Fan rubbed his palms, feeling that the emperor was a bit pitiful, maybe because he had never been out of the palace and no one dared to tell him, so he didn't know about the rumors outside.However, if the Taijun and the national teacher dared to do this blatantly, the emperor's throne must be in jeopardy.In Chao Fan's mind, he conjured up a Gongdou novel with hundreds of thousands of words, deeply feeling worthless for the emperor.but--

"Fu Chen went to the Majesty's place, so he won't be sucked dry, right?" Chao Fan was quite concerned about the fate of Blacksmith Fu.

"He is so strong, he won't be destroyed overnight." The emperor estimated the lethality of the Taijun, and thought that the blacksmith would not be so miserable.

"Then... what are you going to do with me?" After Chao Fan relaxed, he thought of himself again, "I'm dead, do you want to send me out of the palace?"

Leaving the palace?Don't think about it!The emperor pursed his lips tightly: "You stay in the dormitory for the time being, and be a petty official. I will let you out after the majesty forgets about you."

"Little official? I don't want to." Chao Fan rolled his eyes, thinking that this is a good opportunity, "You let me go to the court to have a look, I will help you eradicate traitors and govern the country, okay? If you want Unify the world, and I can help you too!"

The bedroom was quiet, not even cicadas and frogs croaking.

The emperor endured it for a long time, and choked out a sentence: "I think you are a traitor!"

Although those words sounded rebellious and full of cowhide, the emperor couldn't get angry, but found it a little funny.

Hearing what he said, Chao Fan refused, lifted the quilt of the two of them, and forced the emperor to sit up: "Don't believe me, let me tell you, I am a fairy!" After finishing speaking, he hid in the room. in space.

"Pfft!" The emperor couldn't help laughing, he stretched out his hand to pull the other party, but found nothing, the laughter stopped abruptly, the emperor pulled the quilt twice, and said loudly, "Mr. Lu! Lv Xuelang!" Somehow Yes, there was an inexplicable panic in his heart, as if he could never find this person again.

"Come out!" The emperor patted the bed, "I order you to come out!"

"Your Majesty, what's the matter?" Qin Yingzhi had heard the movement a long time ago, stomped his feet, opened the door and entered.

"Light up all the lamps for me." The emperor didn't have such a good temper with others, and immediately shouted, "Find it for me, Mrs. Lu has hidden it!"

Qin Yingzhi was a little speechless, thinking that the two were playing a little game of love.As a result, after lighting the lamps, the bedroom hall was brightly lit, and the emperor rummaged through boxes and cabinets in a panic, tearing down the curtains and lifting the screens.As a result, a big living person couldn't be found.

The emperor's face became more and more serious, and Qin Yingzhi also became afraid. This is too strange. The doors and windows in the hall are closed, and there are hidden guards around, so how could people disappear?Could it be witchcraft?Qin Yingzhi's heart sank, he let someone who knows sorcery approach His Majesty, damn it!

"Your Majesty, don't look for it, go to sleep quickly, and you will have to go to court early later." Qin Yingzhi persuaded him by turning around with his whisk.

"Don't wander around in front of my eyes! Look for it! Find it for me quickly! He must still be in the palace!" The emperor pushed away the obstructive Qin official and roared angrily.

At this moment, a small official ran in from the outside in small steps, knelt down and reported: "Your Majesty, the Taijun sent someone to ask what happened to Qiankun Palace. so loud..."

The emperor paused.

Qin Yingzhi heaved a sigh of relief, and immediately replied: "It's okay, it's okay, Your Majesty has a nightmare, and I'm going to sleep right away, I'm going to sleep right away." As he spoke, he greeted the other petty officials in a humane way, "What are you doing in a daze? Hurry up and fetch water for Your Majesty." Wipe off your sweat!"

The bedroom was busy, and the little official bowed to leave and went back to answer.

The emperor was persuaded by Qin Yingzhi to go back to the bed. After the lights were turned off, the bright yellow tent was glowing faintly.He thought, how could people disappear?Will it never be seen?Thinking of this, his heart suddenly ached, and he almost shed tears.

What's wrong with me?Poisoned?The emperor felt as if he had been split in two, one half was going mad, the other half was watching him go mad, and he thought it was right.

"Come out," the emperor murmured, "I believe you are a god, so I won't laugh at you."

However, there was still no movement in the air, and the emperor sighed and decided to let himself sleep.Maybe when he woke up, he would find that it was a ridiculous dream, and Mrs. Lu was still sleeping beside her pillow.

Just as he was closing his eyes, he felt a sudden weight on his body, and a head flew to his ear.

"Little emperor, what's your name?" Chao Fan joked, "An immortal came down to help you."

In the next second, he was severely hooped——

The author has something to say: Playing with fire***!