Underworld brat
Chapter 66 You Are So Hard
Li Guanren's appearance is quite pleasing. He is in his 40s, and his body is white and fat. His cheeks seem to be stuffed with two big steamed buns. They are round and full, and people just want to pinch them when they see them.
At the beginning, Chao Fan was worried that he would be a kind-hearted figure with a cruel face, and that he would be at the level of Nanny Rong.As a result, the other party was quite gentle to him. Although he was serious when teaching the rules, he didn't punish him by kneeling or standing, making things difficult on purpose.After practicing for an hour, he would take the initiative to take a break and tell Chao Fan what he saw in the palace.However, those experiences are mostly based on the imperial palace system and the rules of each palace, and rarely involve personnel matters.For example, when Li Guanren mentioned the emperor's father, the Taijun, he just said dryly that the Taijun lives in Zining Palace, which is only separated from the Qiankun Palace where the emperor lives, and then skipped mentioning it. .
that's all?Nothing else?Chao Fan asked: "Officer Li, how old is the majesty this year? What does he look like? Does he have a good temper? What do you like?"
At this time, Qing Yan just stepped in from the outside, holding freshly picked flowers in her hand, looking for a vase everywhere.
Li Guanren glanced at Qingyan, and said to Chao Fan: "Where did the fourth son learn the country slang? How could it be so vulgar...direct?"
Chao Fan knew what the other party meant. In addition to learning the rules of walking, sitting and standing these days, Li Guanren also asked him to speak politely and not directly.For example, in the sentence he just asked, he should have said, "Guan Li, how old is the Taijun? Is it like the rumors say, is he a living Bodhisattva with kind eyebrows, kind eyes, and kindness? I really want to get close to him, but unfortunately I can't find the right way." , I beg Li Guanren to teach me."
Crazy, he doesn't talk like that!Like a bitch with a brain.
Chao Fan curled his lips and stared at Li Guanren without saying a word.
Li Guanren sighed, not without doubts in his heart.This fourth young master has a wild temper. Could it be that, as the city lord said, it was caused by a weak childhood?Or is there another secret?Sending such a person into the palace, isn't it a sign of jumping into the fire pit?Is the mayor willing?
Qingyan was still searching for the vase, and it seemed that he couldn't find it for a while, so Li Guanren could only take a sip of tea before ordering: "The emperor is nearly forty years old, but he is well maintained. It looks like he is only under thirty. .He used to be the most beautiful one around the late emperor, but now he is the emperor, and he only likes to make up the powder."
Does this mean that Taijun is a maintenance maniac?Chao Fan's mind suddenly turned away, and he picked up a few modern maintenance methods in his mind, and planned to dedicate them to the Taijun after entering the palace.It's a pity that he found out later that these methods are useless, and he and the Taijun are destined to be enemies.
After clarifying this, Chao Fan asked again: "Then who is the most favored person in the palace now?"
"The most favored?" Li Guanren's expression froze, and then he smiled, "It should be the emperor's majesty——Wei Xianhua."
should?After staring at Li Guanren's face for a while, Chao Fan felt that the other party was not telling the truth.But what is there to hide?Chao Fan didn't understand, but there was more than a month before the draft, so ask slowly, he can always piece together the information he wants.
In the days that followed, Chao Fan learned the rules from Li Guanren with peace of mind.During this period, the city lord came to Luohuayuan twice, one time to tell Chao Fan that Lie Tong's health had healed, and now he was working in his room.The second time was on the eve of the draft, with Lie Tong to test Chao Fan's homework.
Chao Fan was so angry, did the city lord think that Lie Tong, who met by chance, could threaten him?In those few days, he stayed up all night, slapped the bed and sat up several times, intending to leave, and then lay down again amid Qingyan's startled and cursing.He found that he really didn't want to see anyone get hurt because of him.Although the threat of the city lord was very weak, he was still caught.
On the day of the final exam, Chao Fan's performance satisfied the City Lord very much.He waved his hand and let Li Guanren and the relieved Lie Tong go out, saying that he planned to have a private conversation with the "Four Young Masters".
"What's there to say?" As soon as they left, Chao Fan lost his shape immediately, and lay on the chair lazily.
"I didn't tell you to sit, but you dare to sit? These days, what rules have you learned?" The city lord saw the other's Erlang legs, and his face immediately collapsed.
"There is no one else, why are you pretending to be a big-tailed wolf." Chao Fan picked his nose in disdain, and tried his best to be vulgar, "Hey, let me tell you first, I will go to the draft, and your son will blame me For him too, but after I enter the palace, please release Lie Tong, otherwise I will be the first to trouble you when I gain a firm foothold in the palace."
The city lord smiled: "Oh? Really? Then in order to make you more obedient, it seems that I can only transfer Qingyan Qingsong to my room as errands."
Chao Fan stood up abruptly and stared at the city lord, "Why are you so despicable!"
"It's not that I'm mean, it's that you are too soft-hearted." The city lord himself found it funny, "I wanted to lure you into cooperation, but Lie Tong is just a trivial guarantee. Who knows that you care so much about other people's life and death, and you worry about it all night long?" Sleepless, you... you are too unlike my son."
Needless to say, this must be a secret from a young informant, Chao Fan turned pale, and sat down again: "I said I would obediently go, do you have to play these tricks?"
"Of course it is necessary." The city lord wanted to take a sip from his teacup, but when he stretched out his hand, the table was empty. He froze for a moment, thinking he had made a mistake, so he continued, "Because I want more than that."
Chao Fan glanced at him, turned around and took out the teapot and teacup from the museum shelf, poured himself a cup of tea, and drank it slowly: "It turns out that what you want is a chess piece, not a partner."
"Smart." The city lord glanced at the other party's teacup, "Before you, I had already found a 'fourth son' in Tianhuo City, a flower picker who likes to climb over walls, he is pretty handsome, of course, the most important , because he is extremely talented.”
"And then?" Chao Fan asked.
"Then? Then Eunuch Lin found you. Since I have a better fourth son, why should I be inferior? With your talent, it's only a matter of time before you stand out in front of the emperor."
"Damn, you shameless old bustard, you not only want me to be a duck, but also want me to be the king of ducks? You have a good plan!" Chao Fan cursed in his heart.
"So, you have become the new fourth son." The city lord said as he walked to the museum shelf, intending to pour tea himself, but he glanced at the shelf, but did not see the teapot.No, didn't Chao Fan pour tea from here just now?The mayor was stunned.
"If that's what you're going to say, then I've heard it all." Chao Fan picked up the teapot from the table expressionlessly, refilled himself another cup, smacked his lips while drinking, "It's okay to leave."
City Lord: "..."
When is the teapot served?
"Tomorrow, I will send Qingyun to escort you into the palace." He collected himself, paced over, and put his hands on Chao Fan's shoulders, "If there are any difficulties in Tianhuo City in the future, father will count on you, my son."
Chao Fan was extremely disgusted.He blinked, and suddenly picked up the teapot on the table: "Father, do you want some tea?"
The city lord's hand couldn't help increasing its strength, and then nodded reservedly.
"By the way, dad hasn't had a sip of water since he entered the door, right? You must be thirsty. Come..." Chao Fan poured tea for the city lord with a smile, but after pouring a drop or two, there was no water, "Oh, Sorry dad, I drank all of it."
The city lord's face was ashen, and he kicked the door out. Chao Fan almost died laughing.
These few days learning the rules is boring, he always plays tricks on Qingyan like this, put his folded clothes in the space for a while, then put them in another place, make him unable to find the pail when he is in a hurry to urinate, or else He took away his chopsticks, and when he found the chopsticks, he took away his rice bowl.
It made Qingyan wonder if she was getting more and more confused, and secretly bought two patches of medicine to take back.
Just now in the house, he used the same method to prevent the city lord from finding water to drink.
Chao Fan was holding his stomach and laughing silently when the city lord who walked to the door suddenly turned around and stared at him suspiciously: "There is one thing I forgot to tell you. Qing Yun is the fourth son I was looking for before. With you Afterwards, I eunuched him and specially sent him over to be your servant. Tell me, is Dad treating you well?"
Chao Fan couldn't laugh anymore.
When he was on the road the next day, no one came out of the City Lord's Mansion to see him off. Chao Fan stayed there for more than a month and never saw the three cheap brothers.When he left, only Qingyun and two guards from the mansion followed him, and the four of them followed the crowd and entered the palace together with other handsome men selected by Tianhuo City.
They were riding in a carriage, but Chao Fan discovered that the wheels were actually steel and covered with a layer of rubber rings, making them much lighter and safer to run than a prison cart.Chao Fan was imprisoned in a prison car before, and then locked in the city lord's mansion. He had no chance to go to the streets to see the world. At this moment, he couldn't help but secretly guess how far this feudal society has come, and steel products have appeared. Steel, not iron!
Chao Fan didn't know, and he was really shocked when he learned about the industrial level of this world.
Qing Yun took out pancakes from the bag and handed them to Chao Fan: "Fourth Young Master, why don't you have something to eat, I just asked, they are not going to stop at noon in order to get to the evening destination earlier."
Chao Fan took the rations, secretly looked at Qing Yun's expression, seeing him holding the water bag for himself expressionlessly, he shuddered suddenly.
"Fourth Young Master, do you feel cold?" Qing Yun raised his head to look at him.
Chao Fan quickly shook his head, lowered his head and started eating pancakes.Qingyun is a bit scary, he can keep calm in the face of enemies.Before, he wanted to instigate Qing Yun and make him a double agent, but after knowing that he was the flower picker, Chao Fan gave up this idea.
I stole his chance and made him a father-in-law. He probably wanted to kill me.
Just as Chao Fan was thinking wildly, a voice suddenly sounded outside the carriage: "Master Lu, the third son of Fu Duwei, Fu Chen, came to pay a visit..."
The author has something to say: still stuck, continue to get stuck, very stuck... (hate)
At the beginning, Chao Fan was worried that he would be a kind-hearted figure with a cruel face, and that he would be at the level of Nanny Rong.As a result, the other party was quite gentle to him. Although he was serious when teaching the rules, he didn't punish him by kneeling or standing, making things difficult on purpose.After practicing for an hour, he would take the initiative to take a break and tell Chao Fan what he saw in the palace.However, those experiences are mostly based on the imperial palace system and the rules of each palace, and rarely involve personnel matters.For example, when Li Guanren mentioned the emperor's father, the Taijun, he just said dryly that the Taijun lives in Zining Palace, which is only separated from the Qiankun Palace where the emperor lives, and then skipped mentioning it. .
that's all?Nothing else?Chao Fan asked: "Officer Li, how old is the majesty this year? What does he look like? Does he have a good temper? What do you like?"
At this time, Qing Yan just stepped in from the outside, holding freshly picked flowers in her hand, looking for a vase everywhere.
Li Guanren glanced at Qingyan, and said to Chao Fan: "Where did the fourth son learn the country slang? How could it be so vulgar...direct?"
Chao Fan knew what the other party meant. In addition to learning the rules of walking, sitting and standing these days, Li Guanren also asked him to speak politely and not directly.For example, in the sentence he just asked, he should have said, "Guan Li, how old is the Taijun? Is it like the rumors say, is he a living Bodhisattva with kind eyebrows, kind eyes, and kindness? I really want to get close to him, but unfortunately I can't find the right way." , I beg Li Guanren to teach me."
Crazy, he doesn't talk like that!Like a bitch with a brain.
Chao Fan curled his lips and stared at Li Guanren without saying a word.
Li Guanren sighed, not without doubts in his heart.This fourth young master has a wild temper. Could it be that, as the city lord said, it was caused by a weak childhood?Or is there another secret?Sending such a person into the palace, isn't it a sign of jumping into the fire pit?Is the mayor willing?
Qingyan was still searching for the vase, and it seemed that he couldn't find it for a while, so Li Guanren could only take a sip of tea before ordering: "The emperor is nearly forty years old, but he is well maintained. It looks like he is only under thirty. .He used to be the most beautiful one around the late emperor, but now he is the emperor, and he only likes to make up the powder."
Does this mean that Taijun is a maintenance maniac?Chao Fan's mind suddenly turned away, and he picked up a few modern maintenance methods in his mind, and planned to dedicate them to the Taijun after entering the palace.It's a pity that he found out later that these methods are useless, and he and the Taijun are destined to be enemies.
After clarifying this, Chao Fan asked again: "Then who is the most favored person in the palace now?"
"The most favored?" Li Guanren's expression froze, and then he smiled, "It should be the emperor's majesty——Wei Xianhua."
should?After staring at Li Guanren's face for a while, Chao Fan felt that the other party was not telling the truth.But what is there to hide?Chao Fan didn't understand, but there was more than a month before the draft, so ask slowly, he can always piece together the information he wants.
In the days that followed, Chao Fan learned the rules from Li Guanren with peace of mind.During this period, the city lord came to Luohuayuan twice, one time to tell Chao Fan that Lie Tong's health had healed, and now he was working in his room.The second time was on the eve of the draft, with Lie Tong to test Chao Fan's homework.
Chao Fan was so angry, did the city lord think that Lie Tong, who met by chance, could threaten him?In those few days, he stayed up all night, slapped the bed and sat up several times, intending to leave, and then lay down again amid Qingyan's startled and cursing.He found that he really didn't want to see anyone get hurt because of him.Although the threat of the city lord was very weak, he was still caught.
On the day of the final exam, Chao Fan's performance satisfied the City Lord very much.He waved his hand and let Li Guanren and the relieved Lie Tong go out, saying that he planned to have a private conversation with the "Four Young Masters".
"What's there to say?" As soon as they left, Chao Fan lost his shape immediately, and lay on the chair lazily.
"I didn't tell you to sit, but you dare to sit? These days, what rules have you learned?" The city lord saw the other's Erlang legs, and his face immediately collapsed.
"There is no one else, why are you pretending to be a big-tailed wolf." Chao Fan picked his nose in disdain, and tried his best to be vulgar, "Hey, let me tell you first, I will go to the draft, and your son will blame me For him too, but after I enter the palace, please release Lie Tong, otherwise I will be the first to trouble you when I gain a firm foothold in the palace."
The city lord smiled: "Oh? Really? Then in order to make you more obedient, it seems that I can only transfer Qingyan Qingsong to my room as errands."
Chao Fan stood up abruptly and stared at the city lord, "Why are you so despicable!"
"It's not that I'm mean, it's that you are too soft-hearted." The city lord himself found it funny, "I wanted to lure you into cooperation, but Lie Tong is just a trivial guarantee. Who knows that you care so much about other people's life and death, and you worry about it all night long?" Sleepless, you... you are too unlike my son."
Needless to say, this must be a secret from a young informant, Chao Fan turned pale, and sat down again: "I said I would obediently go, do you have to play these tricks?"
"Of course it is necessary." The city lord wanted to take a sip from his teacup, but when he stretched out his hand, the table was empty. He froze for a moment, thinking he had made a mistake, so he continued, "Because I want more than that."
Chao Fan glanced at him, turned around and took out the teapot and teacup from the museum shelf, poured himself a cup of tea, and drank it slowly: "It turns out that what you want is a chess piece, not a partner."
"Smart." The city lord glanced at the other party's teacup, "Before you, I had already found a 'fourth son' in Tianhuo City, a flower picker who likes to climb over walls, he is pretty handsome, of course, the most important , because he is extremely talented.”
"And then?" Chao Fan asked.
"Then? Then Eunuch Lin found you. Since I have a better fourth son, why should I be inferior? With your talent, it's only a matter of time before you stand out in front of the emperor."
"Damn, you shameless old bustard, you not only want me to be a duck, but also want me to be the king of ducks? You have a good plan!" Chao Fan cursed in his heart.
"So, you have become the new fourth son." The city lord said as he walked to the museum shelf, intending to pour tea himself, but he glanced at the shelf, but did not see the teapot.No, didn't Chao Fan pour tea from here just now?The mayor was stunned.
"If that's what you're going to say, then I've heard it all." Chao Fan picked up the teapot from the table expressionlessly, refilled himself another cup, smacked his lips while drinking, "It's okay to leave."
City Lord: "..."
When is the teapot served?
"Tomorrow, I will send Qingyun to escort you into the palace." He collected himself, paced over, and put his hands on Chao Fan's shoulders, "If there are any difficulties in Tianhuo City in the future, father will count on you, my son."
Chao Fan was extremely disgusted.He blinked, and suddenly picked up the teapot on the table: "Father, do you want some tea?"
The city lord's hand couldn't help increasing its strength, and then nodded reservedly.
"By the way, dad hasn't had a sip of water since he entered the door, right? You must be thirsty. Come..." Chao Fan poured tea for the city lord with a smile, but after pouring a drop or two, there was no water, "Oh, Sorry dad, I drank all of it."
The city lord's face was ashen, and he kicked the door out. Chao Fan almost died laughing.
These few days learning the rules is boring, he always plays tricks on Qingyan like this, put his folded clothes in the space for a while, then put them in another place, make him unable to find the pail when he is in a hurry to urinate, or else He took away his chopsticks, and when he found the chopsticks, he took away his rice bowl.
It made Qingyan wonder if she was getting more and more confused, and secretly bought two patches of medicine to take back.
Just now in the house, he used the same method to prevent the city lord from finding water to drink.
Chao Fan was holding his stomach and laughing silently when the city lord who walked to the door suddenly turned around and stared at him suspiciously: "There is one thing I forgot to tell you. Qing Yun is the fourth son I was looking for before. With you Afterwards, I eunuched him and specially sent him over to be your servant. Tell me, is Dad treating you well?"
Chao Fan couldn't laugh anymore.
When he was on the road the next day, no one came out of the City Lord's Mansion to see him off. Chao Fan stayed there for more than a month and never saw the three cheap brothers.When he left, only Qingyun and two guards from the mansion followed him, and the four of them followed the crowd and entered the palace together with other handsome men selected by Tianhuo City.
They were riding in a carriage, but Chao Fan discovered that the wheels were actually steel and covered with a layer of rubber rings, making them much lighter and safer to run than a prison cart.Chao Fan was imprisoned in a prison car before, and then locked in the city lord's mansion. He had no chance to go to the streets to see the world. At this moment, he couldn't help but secretly guess how far this feudal society has come, and steel products have appeared. Steel, not iron!
Chao Fan didn't know, and he was really shocked when he learned about the industrial level of this world.
Qing Yun took out pancakes from the bag and handed them to Chao Fan: "Fourth Young Master, why don't you have something to eat, I just asked, they are not going to stop at noon in order to get to the evening destination earlier."
Chao Fan took the rations, secretly looked at Qing Yun's expression, seeing him holding the water bag for himself expressionlessly, he shuddered suddenly.
"Fourth Young Master, do you feel cold?" Qing Yun raised his head to look at him.
Chao Fan quickly shook his head, lowered his head and started eating pancakes.Qingyun is a bit scary, he can keep calm in the face of enemies.Before, he wanted to instigate Qing Yun and make him a double agent, but after knowing that he was the flower picker, Chao Fan gave up this idea.
I stole his chance and made him a father-in-law. He probably wanted to kill me.
Just as Chao Fan was thinking wildly, a voice suddenly sounded outside the carriage: "Master Lu, the third son of Fu Duwei, Fu Chen, came to pay a visit..."
The author has something to say: still stuck, continue to get stuck, very stuck... (hate)
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