Underworld brat

When Chao Fan was young, he was once obsessed with online novels.At that time, his father, a famous chef, had just married his stepmother, and there were two little bastards who were not good at first sight.Chao Fan lives in dire straits every day, and within a few days he develops acne, constipation, sores on his mouth and tongue, and becomes so angry that he doubts life.

Real life is too fucked up, he plunges headlong into the stallion novel of fighting monsters and leveling up, ravaging enemies, and follows Long Aotian to kill all directions, stirring up wind and rain.At that time, he could read several million-word online articles in one day, without sleep and rest, and forget them after reading them, which was faster than looking for books.In order not to run out of books, Chao Fan followed a lot of Twitter accounts on the Internet.

However, there is always one thing to do in a hundred secrets, and there are too many related recommendation points, and there are always a few weird guys mixed in among the hundreds of followers.That's right, even Chao Fan didn't notice, he followed several Crispy Duck literature accounts.

One day, following the new Long Aotian who became the ruler of the world and possessed numerous harems, Chao Fan casually clicked on a book "The Domineering Brother Wants to Cultivate Immortals". He scanned two pages, and his eyes suddenly lit up. Okay!There is nothing to say about the writing and narrative, and the plot is not good enough, which led him into a pit in one fell swoop.He read on with relish——

The main character is hacker time?Yes, this shows that the protagonist has a flexible mind and an online IQ. He likes it!

The protagonist is an illegitimate child without a mother?It's also very good, it will make a crackling sound when you slap your face in the future, it's cool!

The protagonist disguises himself and enters the school to study?Um?Why do you have to dress up when everyone is a man?Could it be that the protagonist's father doesn't want him to be successful?Forget it, this is a small problem, don't worry about it.

Well, the protagonist fights against evil forces wisely in the school, shines brilliantly, gains a lot of younger brothers, and is then recommended to the capital to obtain the qualification to cultivate immortals?Well, it's getting more and more exciting, this is the rhythm of entering the sect to brush up dungeons!Chao Fan is very satisfied when he sees this. The only fly in the ointment is that more than 60 chapters have been written, and the protagonist's first harem has not yet appeared. It won't follow the flow of the plot, right?Chao Fan went to the Twitter account to look through the comments again, and found that the popular comment said, "The emotional drama is top-notch, with a domineering and pampering cute point, and, the most important thing is the meat! Feed me satisfied, for Big call."

And meat?Oh my God!I must have found a treasure.Chao Fan quickly withdrew and continued to watch without distraction.And then—the hero's fiancé appeared.

fiancé?

When Chao Fan saw it for the first time, his mind went blank, thinking that the author had made a typo.He dedicated his virginity to catching insects—"Author, my fiancée has become a fiancé, please help me catch insects, thank you."

Then in the next chapter, there is a description of the appearance of the fiancé, who is 1.9 meters tall?Fengshen handsome?Like a banished immortal?Chao Fan felt that something was wrong, and scrolling down, the male protagonist was poisoned by the villain's aphrodisiac, and began to have sex with his fiancé whom he had just met... Chao Fan finally ushered in the long-awaited emotional scene, but in the end, his whole person Like being struck by lightning.

Only then did the author throw out his worldview. It turns out that in this world, there are both women and brothers. Although the brothers are men, they are excellent in cultivation. Some top-notch brothers can even conceive and give birth to children... Chao Fan suddenly Having been scorched by Lei Delin, he stepped back and saw that many people were smiling meaningfully under his "catch the bug".

So when he heard Lie Tong ask what a woman is, this experience immediately came to Chao Fan's mind, and he asked with some breakdown: "So, this is the world of men and brothers?"

"Brother?" Lie Tong was even more puzzled.

"Could it be an ABO?" Chao Fan even missed an interstellar article.

"What Ebiou?" Lie Tong frowned, "Are you kidding me again, aren't you? Why do you always like this? You're going to be someone else's slave, and you're still in the mood to joke?"

It doesn't seem to be ABO either. Think about it, what other settings are there for boys and girls?Oops, I ate too little crispy duck, I really can't think of anything else.

"If everyone is a man... then how can we have children?" Chao Fan felt that this was really a big problem!

Lie Tong and the others immediately looked at Chao Fan like an idiot, and the black-faced man who was at odds with him sneered, "This is an idiot who came out of some corner of the mountain."

"You..." Chao Fan was furious, and was about to yell, when he thought about it, he felt that it was not worth it, turned his head and said, "Forget it, I don't talk to shameless people."

Who would have thought that this disdainful attitude just hurt the black-faced man's lungs, but instead he yelled: "You fucking father and grandfather, you have to ask about having a child, saying that you are a country bumpkin, are you wrong? You idiot! If you have the ability, give me one to see!"

Chao Fan insisted, "My body doesn't have a father or a grandfather, and I won't show it to you. I'll be mad at you, mad at you, just a little bit..."

"You!" The black-faced man didn't know that arguing could be so noisy, he immediately clutched his chest, and was thrown backwards by Chao Fan.

"What's the fuss! Talk/work is good, right? If you talk too much, send me directly to the red building to serve men!" The tall horse strolled over again, and the person on the mount sternly warned.

Everyone immediately fell silent, and Lie Tong shook his head at Chao Fan.

The team entered a government office, someone opened the prison car, put shackles and anklets on everyone, and dragged them to a small house to lock them up.Chao Fan finally separated from that annoying black-faced man, and he and Lie Tong were sent to the same room.After the door was closed, the two got together and found a relatively remote corner.Only then did Lie Tong ask him in a low voice: "Who are you? Why don't you even know about having a baby?"

Chao Fan rolled his eyes and said foolishly, "You don't believe me if I'm a god. I really accidentally dropped here. I'm not familiar with the place, so of course I don't know anything."

Lie Tong wanted to roll his eyes more than he did, but he had a well-behaved personality. After a while, he still explained Chao Fan's confusion: "Didn't I tell you this morning that the family planning official who stamps the baby's identity certificate? The matter of giving birth , they are responsible.”

"What?" Chao Fan was shocked, what kind of show operation is this?He gasped, "How many people can give birth to a city's children? My God, their monthly income should be high, right? It's too hard."

"Where did you go?" Lie Tong asked anxiously, "When did I say that the family planning officials gave birth! They are obviously only responsible for delivering babies, and the one who gave birth is Bipposhu!"

Chao Fan picked out his ears and felt that after sitting in the prison car for a whole day, every hole was filled with dust, and he could no longer hear what others said clearly.

Tree?How could it be a tree?

"It takes 100 years for the Lipo tree to mature, and it will bear fruit at any time after it matures. The fruit will hang on the branch for three months, and the fruit will fall when it is ripe. Everyone is born from the fruit, don't you know?" Lie Tong's words made Chao Fan doubt his life.

This is even more bizarre than Li Jing's wife who gave birth to Nezha after three years of pregnancy, and women from Daughter Country who can get pregnant by drinking river water.

"We civilians all fall from the ordinary banma tree, like the princes and royal families, they also have their own banma tree. The lord of Tianhuo City has a tree, which is still a rare purple."

Chao Fan reasoned it out in his head and came to a conclusion: "So, as long as you are a commoner, no matter how old you are, there is a high chance that everyone is a brother! Lie Tong, will you recognize your brother as your father? And ——" Chao Fan opened his mouth wide, and suddenly thought, if a commoner and a commoner form a couple, wouldn't there be a high chance of brotherly incest?what to do?Thinking about it this way, it actually feels a little exciting...

"We don't count them as relatives." Lie Tong thought about it for a while, and felt that it was a bit messy, "Everyone's surname is whoever raised them."

Right, that's reasonable.After listening to the common sense of the world, Chao Fan breathed a sigh of relief: "The forest is really big, and there are all kinds of birds. There is a world where all the people are gay, and then come to let the trees have children. My God, this time How to do the task. By the way, Lie Tong, can I go to see the Bimpo tree?"

Chao Fan kept on talking, and Lie Tong didn't quite understand most of the words he muttered just now, but the last sentence still made him feel that this man named Chao Fan might be crazy: "How could we see Birpo tree? Do you want to see it? Well, wait until you die, only when people die will they be buried under the Birpo tree, and then you will be able to take a look at it."

Wow, what kind of tree is not only responsible for life, but also for death?Great, you have to go and see for yourself.Chao Fan wanted to ask again, but the door of the small house suddenly opened with a creak, and a beam of fire light came in, and it was already night.

Armored guards surrounded a powdered old man and several tender-faced boys with lanterns and walked in.

"Eunuch Lin, the most beautiful ones among the prisoners of war this time are all put in this house. I deliberately told you before the auction tomorrow, you see, if you have a good eye, you can take them directly to the mansion." The leading armored guard bowed obsequiously and said.

"Hmm." Eunuch Lin nodded reservedly, and ordered the boy carrying the lantern to bring the lantern closer, and each and every one of the lanterns almost hit the slave's face.

Everyone stayed in the dark for a long time, and they couldn't help feeling a little afraid of light, so they dodged subconsciously.

Eunuch Lin saw that the slaves were all sallow, emaciated, sloppy, and very petty, so he became more and more serious, thinking that coming here tonight was a waste of time.

The leading guard observed his words and saw that there were still people dodging, so he immediately stepped forward and kicked him, yelling, "Why are you hiding? Being selected by Eunuch Lin is a blessing from your lifetimes of cultivation. When the time comes, you will go to the City Lord's Mansion." Isn't it better to be a slave than to be a slave?"

Some flattery made Eunuch Lin's face pale.When the others heard that they chose to go to the City Lord's Mansion, they stopped dodging immediately.

Eunuch Lin watched all the way, and chose Chao Fan, Lie Tong and the other three boys away.

When selecting candidates, Chao Fan was not afraid at all. When Eunuch Lin looked over, he looked back directly.Those eyes, dark and not autumnal, shone brightly in the firelight, which left a deep impression on Eunuch Lin.

Several people left the official office, walked slowly in the dark, and entered the side door of a big house.

"Eunuch Lin, you are back? There is tea in the room, do you want to try it?" As soon as he entered the door, someone fawned on this powdered Eunuch Lin.

Eunuch Lin waved his hand: "No need, these few, find someone to take them down to wash them, and go to make a good show tonight, they will be used at the banquet in a few days."

"Okay." The man agreed.

I didn't hide this from anyone. Hearing the castration, the others couldn't help but tremble, but they didn't react too violently.In fact, when Mr. Lin elected candidates, they had already expected this scene.

Only Chao Fan, like a big-hearted idiot, still looked here and there curiously, and even compared the house in front of him with his own house, thinking that his house was better.

As for castration?He vaguely heard it, but felt it sounded familiar, and didn't think about what it meant——

The author has something to say: All the blood in this world can be summed up in one sentence——May all the lovers in the world be long-lost brothers.

And, do you think fried rice will become a father-in-law?