Underworld brat

Chao Fan drank a bottle of Nurhong from the Qing Dynasty until he was so drunk that he slumped on the table without any image, and he didn't respond to pushing or scratching him.

Jin Suoyang sighed, so he had no choice but to fight with Zhao Ruhai and personally escort him home.As a result, the car was fine all the time, but when it was time to get off the car, Chao Fan refused to get out, clutching the doorknob and crying, "I won't go back... wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooootle , why do you want me to go... woo woo woo... I am a god... I! Love everyone, everyone loves me! I don't..."

The driver was busy picking up passengers to make money, so he kept watching coldly, with a very ugly expression on his face.Although they were all ghosts, their faces were inevitably gloomy, but the resentment floated from the driver's head. Zhao Ruhai was afraid that if he stayed longer, he would turn him into a ghost.

"Damn it, I don't care!" After being almost kicked by Chao Fan, Zhao Ruhai held his stomach and gasped, "Jin Suoyang, throw him down, just throw him out the door, anyway, he won't die."

"Not so good?" Jin Suoyang somewhat disagreed, "This is my son's godfather, and we just ate 12 of his food."

Cannibalism is short-mouthed, really can't say.Zhao Ruhai frowned, and glanced at the driver who was going crazy: "Then what do you think?"

"How about taking it home and dealing with it overnight?" Jin Suoyang asked his wife for advice.

"The small single room we bought..." Zhao Ruhai raised his eyebrows, and was about to refuse, but the driver honked his horn frantically at this moment: "There is no end, there is no end! Those of you who have houses, don't delay I make money to support my family, okay?"

A house is the backwater of every Fengdu ghost.

"Okay, let him sleep on the floor!" Zhao Ruhai had no choice but to compromise, and didn't talk about Chao Fan anymore, Ma slipped into the car and reported an address, "Red Clothes Street Ghost Daqiang Community, don't forget to give it to me later. "

As the driver started the car, he muttered in a low voice: "Hmph, I still care about this when I have a house..."

Normally, Zhao Ruhai would be very interested in chatting with the driver about the house and showing off his sense of superiority. As a result, Chao Fan seemed to be quiet enough in the restaurant and in the car.

He first grabbed Jin Suoyang, his head was almost sticking out to other people's faces, and asked him with red eyes: "You...why do you like me?"

Zhao Ruhai's complexion changed drastically, the jar of vinegar turned over, and his whole body started to burn.

But Chao Fan slapped Jin Suoyang on the face: "You fucking don't like me, I'm a straight man!"

"Hey! Who will you beat my husband!" Zhao Ruhai was so angry that he pulled Chao Fan who was sitting between the two of them and pushed him to the side. Surnamed Zhao."

Jin Suoyang looked at it dumbfounded.

"Two hundred and five!" Chao Fan was not angry when he was pushed, he squinted his eyes and stared at Zhao Ruhai for a long time, then grabbed his hand and shouted affectionately.

"You are only two hundred and five!" Zhao Ruhai was so angry that he took care of you with good intentions, you scolded me for two hundred and five?

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow, I don't want to bend over... ...Three generations of my family are single... I watched Yui Hatano, Maria Ozawa, and Rola Takizawa grow into big men..."

"Tsk tsk, does he have a relationship problem?" Zhao Ruhai was not angry when he accidentally heard other people's little gossip.He blinked at Jin Suoyang, and then asked in a coaxing tone: "Chao Fan, come on, tell brother, which man seduced you? Do I know him?"

"Chao Fan? Brother?" Chao Fan raised his head, showing a puzzled look, "Two hundred and five, why don't you call me master?"

Owner? !Such a heavy mouth?Zhao Ruhai was so curious that he had no choice but to pinch his nose and reluctantly admit it: "Okay, okay, the master is the master, please tell me quickly, which man are you dating?"

At this moment, the driver turned left sharply, threw Chao Fan against the door and kowtowed.

"Ouch...it hurts..." Chao Fan rubbed his forehead, and suddenly forgot about it, his legs rested on the back of the co-pilot's seat, shaking restlessly, and shouted, "Ah! Look at my tail, how beautiful it is... I am simply a mermaid..."

The driver's expression became even more ugly, and the resentment that had dissipated not long ago floated out again visibly to the naked eye.

Zhao Ruhai was as big as two: "Bah! Stop crying for me. Why are you crying? You say you are a mermaid. If you don't get ripped off, who will get ripped off?" Zhao Ruhai felt that he might be tricked by Chao Fan. , Bai called the other party twice master.

When he woke up the next night, Chao Fan couldn't remember anything. He fell asleep and rolled under the bed of Jin Suoyang and his wife. When he woke up, his back was sore and he felt stuffy and suffocated.

Zhao Ruhai casually threw a towel to him: "Are you up? Wash it up, you smell like wine."

"Am I drunk?" Chao Fan found it inconceivable, he can drink well, and he didn't drink the bottle of wine yesterday by himself.

"Please, do you order Qing Dynasty daughter red?" Hearing his question clearly, Zhao Ruhai activated his sarcasm skill, "Next time I want to order Ming Dynasty Zhuangyuan red, lest the drunken madness only go half way and talk nonsense, No point."

"Am I still drunk?" Chao Fan felt too embarrassed, covered his face and refused to get up, and rolled under the bed of the two of them again.

Zhao Ruhai rolled his eyes and suddenly thought of an idea.He kicked the bed board, pretending to be casual and asked: "Hey, the man you said you liked yesterday is called... called...what's his name? Oh, I can't remember, where did you meet?" ?”

There was a bang, and there was a head bumping sound from under the bed, and Chao Fan crawled out tremblingly: "What did you say? How could I..."

"What's the matter? You said yesterday that you loved him to death, stayed together for ten years, and couldn't bear to leave. You also said that you were a mermaid or something." Zhao Ruhai lied to him, "I only listened to the general idea last night. Let’s take a closer look at the love story between the two of you.”

"Impossible!" Chao Fan was stunned and shook his head, "Impossible, this is impossible..."

"Yo, are you closet or homophobic?" Zhao Ruhai stabbed him.

Chao Fan was greatly shocked, and covered his head with a towel with a wailing cry: "I'm nothing, I'm a monk, okay, I won't fall in love..."

Yep, accidentally crashed.And even if it collapsed, the other party would stick to the secret and did not even cheat out the man's name after doing it for a long time.Zhao Ruhai had no choice but to put his flag down and not try to hide.Just at this time, Chao Fan's brainstorm struck and gave the two of them a step down.

"Hello." Chao Fan quickly picked up the phone, and only after he got through did he realize that it was the judge's voice.

"Chao Fan, are you at home? Are you up yet?" The magistrate asked kindly on the other end of the phone.

"I got up, I'm not at home, I drank too much yesterday and slept with my friend." Chao Fan replied truthfully.

Suddenly there was a loud bang on the other end of the phone, as if someone was hitting the table.Chao Fan took the inspiration a little further away, and asked in confusion, "Mr. Judge, what's the sound?"

"Hehe, hehehe..." The magistrate's dry laughter came from the phone, "No, it's nothing, that, I accidentally touched my head just now."

Thinking of the three big heads of the magistrate, Chao Fan thought to himself, no wonder it made such a loud noise, and comforted him, "President, be careful when you turn around and lower your head, after all, you have two more heads than ordinary people."

The magistrate has trouble and can't tell, is it useful to be careful?It wasn't him who slapped the table!

Standing opposite the magistrate, Di Ting was terribly annoyed. Yesterday he turned into a cat and went home. After waiting all day, he didn't see Chao Fan's ghost, and he couldn't sleep because of worry.As soon as night fell, when the government affairs processing center of the underworld started to work, they immediately came to urge the magistrate to make a call.In the end, this brat actually slept in a friend's house!Hum, friend?Which friend?Why doesn't he know!

Not to mention, Di Ting became jealous, almost no different from the pregnant Zhao Ruhai.

"I know, I will be more careful in the future." The magistrate was perfunctory, and said "business" in a different tone, "Chao Fan, it's like this, I have something to ask you now, come to my office quickly Bar."

"Ah? Alright." I thought I still had a few days off, so why did this happen all of a sudden?Chao Fan was a little upset.

He quickly took a shower and went out without even eating breakfast.

"My husband has also gone to work. If you have nothing else to do, come back with him. I'll cook for you." Zhao Ruhai yelled at him when he went out.

Chao Fan waved his hand and said hello.

When he arrived at the magistrate's office, the magistrate was still alone, but this time there were two cups of hot tea on the table.Chao Fan saw it as soon as he came in, and raised his eyebrows: "Judge, what is it worth calling me over so early, and you have tea?"

A trace of panic flashed in the judge's eyes, and then his left head greeted first: "Come on, sit down quickly, I took up your vacation, so I have to make amends with tea."

Chao Fan joked like a judge, picked up the teacup and squeezed it in his hand, but didn't drink it right away: "What are you going to do, just tell me."

"Ah... this, it's actually a small private matter." I greeted you just now, so I couldn't hurry up, so the magistrate looked at the teacup in the other party's hand and said, "I have a nephew from a distant house, He was recently transferred to the [-]th floor of hell. He..."

Chao Fan was startled, trembled, and almost dropped the teacup in his hand: "Eighteen levels of hell?!" What kind of law is this?You don't want me to be a scapegoat, do you?

Unexpectedly, the magistrate was more frightened than him, and he stood up: "Be careful, don't drop the tea!" Seeing Chao Fan's doubts, he rolled his six eyes and said with a smile, "Oh... I It means don’t drop the teacup... Hehehe, this teacup is a funerary object from the Tang Dynasty. It is very expensive. I was just afraid that you would drop it. It has no other meaning. Hehehe...you drink it, drink it... ..."

When Chao Fan heard that it was an antique from the Tang Dynasty, he immediately drank the tea in trepidation, and then carefully pushed the cup back: "This... is too precious, magistrate, you should not take it out to entertain guests in the future."

When the cup fell to the table, Chao Fan's head was dizzy for a moment, as if he was frightened by the extravagance.

The author has something to say: What good things are in the cup?Guess... hahahaha...