Underworld brat

On the second day after the wedding, Wu Dadan gathered a small team of ten people and flew to the Lianzhang Strait day and night.Among the ten people, there are his trusted confidantes, and there are also birds of soil who are curious about the land and want to go outside to see, King Kong is inside.

Before leaving, Chao Fan explained carefully.The first is to let them maintain a cautious life style and ensure safety first.

"Safety is the most important thing! Throughout the winter, how much food did you eat?" Chao Fan persuaded earnestly, "Everyone is well-fed and healthy, and their faces are full of oil. If they die outside, is it a pity or not? It's like killing pigs for the New Year... Uh, it can't be compared like this. In short, in order not to waste food, you should also cherish life. Especially very few people—" Chao Fan stared at Wu Dadan, "I like heroes saving the beauty, or Your sense of justice is overwhelming, so please pay attention to me."

Wu Dadan smiled wryly, how could he dare to be as young and energetic as before.

"Don't worry, little fish god, if we can't beat us, we can still run." Wu Ajiu patted his chest and assured, "In terms of speed, no one can catch up with us now."

This is because Chao Fan took the time to give them two "physics lessons", mentioned a few concepts such as "streamlined" and "wind resistance", and then Wu Dadan figured out a method of controlling the wind by himself, so that everyone's flying speed could not be improved. few.

At that moment, Chao Fan felt that Wu Dadan was quite smart.

Secondly, Chao Fan also told them to pay attention to all kinds of crops, and to buy some seeds for any edible ones, and ask them how they were grown.The second is to look around to see if there are plants that look like corn, potatoes, sweet potatoes, etc., and bring them back for him to study if they encounter similar plants.

"This is the second most important thing." Chao Fan could not wait to knock on the blackboard to remind everyone to pay attention, "Do you remember the things I just said? Feng Yu, please describe to me what the corn looks like."

Feng Yu's eyes were staring straight at the moment, and when Xiao Yuxian talked about those weird plants, for some reason, he wanted to yawn.The whole person listened, and his mind was thinking of other things, "I don't know where to eat dinner today..." "I really want to sleep, it's strange, why do I want to sleep so early in the morning? Last night... "When I go back this time, I don't know if Xiaohua from the next-door tribe has married..."

"Wind and rain!" Chao Fan yelled again, his expression very much like the dean he hated in high school.

"Ah? Jade... corn..." Feng Yu panicked, what is corn?He doesn't know!

"Yellow..." "There are beards..." "There is still a long pole..." Someone around reminded him in a low voice.

The wind and rain recounted it dryly, without mentioning it intermittently, and some details were wrong.Chao Fan looked at him more and more harshly, Feng Yu looked down and apologized embarrassingly: "I'm sorry, Xiaoyu Immortal. I was distracted just now..."

snort!I have long since discovered that you are wandering in space.Chao Fan thought to himself, I just named you on purpose to warn everyone, this is the end of disobedience!

"Wudadan, tell me." Chao Fan changed the question to another person, wanting to see how much Udadan had memorized, and if he needed to say it again.

As a result, Udadan described the characteristics of several crops he had described before verbatim.Everyone looked at him with star-like eyes, as if watching a schoolmaster, with obvious admiration.

Chao Fan was a bit mixed, he hadn't had enough of being a teacher yet, and Wu Dadan's performance was so good that he couldn't even teach others, what a pity!

"I remember everything I said, very good." Chao Fanyan praised him insincerely.

"I will always remember what the little fish fairy said." Wu Dadan glanced at him and said.

Finally, Chao Fan also taught everyone a few tips for doing business.For example, if he knows how to package, he gave his sea salt a new name, "Shenxianxue", and told Wu Dadan that when selling things, he said it was for the gods, and those with the highest price would get it.He still needs to be able to yell, and when he turned his mind, Chao Fan thought up a few rhyming slogans for smoked fish and bacon, and asked everyone to sell them.In addition, there were bargaining negotiations, speculative reselling of various profiteering skills, and Chao Fan said something superficially, which made his own throat smoke, and everyone was stunned.

Finally, after sending off to Rishang Sangan, Chao Fan waved his hand to bid farewell to everyone.

"Come back soon! I'll teach you more next time." He watched the birds fly away and shouted loudly.

I don't know if it was his illusion, but I always felt that several figures staggered a few times and almost collided with each other.

Feng Yu: "I respect Immortal Xiaoyu very much, but...he seems a bit wordy today, don't you think?"

Everyone: "No, no, no..."

And it's very treacherous, a small bag of sea salt actually asks everyone to exchange it for a hundred fish, how can this be possible.

Chao Fan spent a long time being addicted to the teaching director, not knowing that he left everyone with the impression of being a long-winded and profiteer.Even if he knew, he probably didn't care, because he was so busy.

When Wu Dadan said that the tribe would be entrusted to him when he was not around, Chao Fan thought it was a polite remark, but it turned out not to be.You must know that in the past, the little fish fairy was a mascot, who lived in the lake to stabilize the hearts of the people, and just mentioned a few strategic policies at any time.As a result, once Wu Dadan left, he was in charge of military training, farming, and even composting. Oh, yes, he was also in charge of sea salt.Because people who know how to dry sea salt have all gone to land!

So, after Wu Shiyi caught two children who defecated indiscriminately, Chao Fan felt a little bit broken.

"I really didn't expect that." He shook his head unrequitedly, "You treat me like a god, and I still have to take care of your free defecation? Who am I? Am I the god of the toilet?"

"Xiao Yuxian, what are you muttering about? Tell them how to punish them. After finishing it, I have to go with Que Ming to deliver boiled water to everyone." Wu Shiyi urged. The place has been moved to the Flame Demon Mountain, and the little fish fairy said that the soil there is fertile, so if you plant edible plants there, more things will grow.So now she and Que Ming are busy bringing water to everyone every day.

"I...we used to be like this before. I was busy picking mushrooms today, and I accidentally forgot to go to the toilet." Hearing that they were going to be punished, the two children became anxious, "Xiao Yuxian, let's not do it again next time." Please don't punish us."

The two of them moved here with their mother from Tubu in winter, and they didn't know what they would be punished, so they were very nervous.

"No!" Wu Shiyi said sternly and selflessly, "Without rules, you can't be square. This sentence is said by the fairy Xiaoyu. If you make a mistake, you will be punished. If you don't punish, you won't have a long memory."

The two little boys were so wronged that they felt that they had a really long memory.Every time they went to the toilet in the future, they probably would never forget Wu Shiyi falling from the sky and shouting: "Don't pee!" His brave and heroic appearance can be said to be the shadow of life.

"Mushrooms?" Unexpectedly, Chao Fan noticed this, "Oh, it's rainy in spring, it's indeed the time for mushrooms to grow. Do you Tube people usually eat this?"

"Well, you can grind your teeth after drying." The older boy whispered, "It can be preserved for a long time."

Fresh mushrooms dried molars?Chao Fan immediately beckoned, "Where are the mushrooms? Show me them."

"Little fish fairy!" Wu Shiyi stomped beside him angrily.

"Ah..." Chao Fan had no choice but to withdraw his hand, "Well, let's announce the punishment for you first. You will be fined to clean the toilet for three days. Remember to bring the mushrooms when you are done. There will be delicious food in the evening."

Although cleaning the toilet is dirty and smelly, the two boys can still accept it.Wu Shiyi took them away, and before leaving, he even complained: "Xiao Yuxian, the little boss is better than you."

Chao Fan spread his hands and thought, let him come back quickly, don't say it, I miss him a little bit.

When the Kazebu was in full swing in spring construction, on a small island in the distance, Dobe was in a gloomy cloud.

Luo Wu gnawed a fish from head to tail. At the end, he stuck out his tongue and licked the bloody fish bones. Houtai stood aside and swallowed.

"Why, you're still missing today?" Luo Wu saw his movements and asked coldly.

Houtai shook his head: "There are very few fish caught recently, and I only got wild vegetables and bark."

"Hmph, you are my disciple, the next witch! No matter how rare you are, I shouldn't be without you." Luo Wu snorted coldly, "Call me the rock bear."

Houtai showed a secretly happy smile, and went to accept the order.

"Master Luo Wu." After a while, the tall rock bear walked in and knelt down directly towards Luo Wu.

"Teacher, Rock Bear was still eating fish just now, look at the blood on his face." Houtai said in a strange way.

Luo Wu's speculative eyes fell on the rock bear, scanning inch by inch. Spring has come, but there are fewer people in the cave.There were two to 300 people before, but after winter, there were only more than 100 people left.Although most of these more than 100 people are young and middle-aged, the number of fish brought back from hunting has become less and less these days.Luo Wu suspected that they were stealing fish.

"Are you eating fish?" Luo Wu asked moodily, "Is there any more?"

"Master Luo Wu, there are no more." Yan Xiong replied blankly, "Today's fish has been divided."

"Really? Then why don't I have any disciples?" Luo Wu pretended to be surprised.

The rock bear was silent for a while, and after thinking for a while, he replied: "After the fish is presented to the leader and Lord Luo Wu, the hunting team should each get one. It's a pity that there are too few fish, and only the few who contributed the most will get it. "The implication is that it cannot be assigned to your disciple.

"If, I want you to give him one every day!" Luo Wu said with a downcast face.

"Then please Houtai go hunting with us." Rock Bear said directly, "He is a man, and his body is not weak. I agree that he will join the hunting team!"

"I'm the witch of the future! How dare you call me..." Houtai cried out angrily.

Rock Bear glanced at him coldly, but said nothing.On the contrary, Luo Wu raised his head and interrupted the disciple: "Yes, from tomorrow on, he will hunt with you. You can go."

Rock Bear saluted and left.

"Teacher, how can you ask me to do that kind of rough work!" Houtai complained unhappily as soon as he left.

"Could it be that you want to eat bark every day?" Luo Wu shouted.Seeing the resentment on Houtai's face, he sighed, "You, why don't you understand what I mean? It's already spring, but the number of fish sent is getting less and less every day. I suspect that people from the hunting team stole Fish, hide the quantity. You can watch it for two days, if they do such a thing in private, I will definitely ask the leader to punish them severely, and then you will have credit for it, so there will be no fish to eat?"

Only then did Houtai’s mind turn around, and he immediately flew away in anger. He said happily: “The teacher still has a way, they must have stolen the fish. It’s sad in the past, but it’s not difficult to do like this. Don’t worry, teacher, I will definitely help You catch their mistakes..."

Not to mention the conspiracy between the master and the apprentice, the rock bear came out of Lord Luo Wu's small cave, and the hunting team immediately surrounded him.

"How is it? Did Luo Wu find out about our matter?" Someone asked in a low voice.

Rock Bear shook his head: "Not yet, but soon. He asked Houtai to come to the hunting team to hunt tomorrow."

"Then what should I do?" Someone was anxious, "My wife and son are starving to death! I don't want them to eat bark!"

Rock Bear gritted his teeth, and suddenly asked: "Stone, is what you said that day true? Those people are really alive and well?"

"I really saw Jinla and her sister. They said that after everyone was kicked out, they went to the Fire Demon Island. During the whole winter, no one died..."

The hunting team fell silent.

In the darkness, a certain decision seems to be brewing, even though its owner, Rock Bear, still hesitated and said: "Let me think about it, let me think about it..." But everyone knows that this decision will eventually come to an end. will be spoken.

The author has something to say: Rock Bear: Come to revolution/life with me!Down with the exploiting landlords!rush...