Underworld brat

After dinner, Chao Fan felt that he might have seen a ghost.

At that time, he called everyone over, because there was no house that could accommodate more than 100 people, so he had to wrap them in animal skins and let everyone huddle in the snow.When everyone arrived, he winked at Udadan.

"It's too cold, so I'll make a long story short." Udadan announced with folded arms, "The person in charge of the warehouse told me that because there are more than [-] people, our food storage is obviously not enough. Call everyone today, just To solve this problem."

"We can eat less!" King Kong immediately expressed his attitude after hearing Uda Dan's words clearly.

In winter in Dobe, each person can only eat one meal a day, and the portion is not so much.He knows that there are three meals a day here, and eating one less meal is not a problem at all.

The people in the wind department are also whispering, saying that it is acceptable to eat less.Chao Fan felt a little relieved, at least until now, no one questioned his original decision, and no one showed hostility to the "refugees" from the Tubu.How did he know that after six months of getting along, everyone in the wind department has long been used to obeying his orders.

"You don't have to eat less." Chao Fan pressed his hands, and everyone immediately became quiet and listened to him attentively, "My principle is to encourage everyone to support themselves, but it is my decision to take in newcomers this time. So, I will solve this problem .”

"Little Fish Fairy, what are you going to do? It's winter, where can we get food?" Wu Shiyi shouted loudly.

Wow, this nursery is really useful!Chao Fan blinked at Wu Shiyi, and when he was about to say that he had a solution, his expression froze suddenly.

Wu Dadan pushed him calmly, with so many people watching, why is he so silent?

"Oh...where is there food? I have it, I have it, I'll...I'll supply it to you." Chao Fan came back to his senses, his eyes involuntarily glanced in a certain direction, and his hands shook.Crashing, countless sea fish and scallops fell from the sky.

The big yellow croaker slapped Quingming and hit the ground hard; the sea crab fell on top of King Kong's head, clamping his hair and refused to come down; the mudskipper jumped around like fleas; the hairtail made everyone's hands full of mucus ... Chao Fan waved his hand to stop the rain of sea fish until the sea fish spread two feet high on the ground.

Everyone opened their mouths, dumbfounded.Even Udadan didn't react.He knew that Little Fish Fairy planned to conjure food for everyone, but he didn't expect it to be in such a shocking way.

"Enough... is it enough?" Chao Fan scratched his head and asked.He wasn't sure about the serving size, but if more than 100 people eat for three months, it should be a lot, right?

Udadan nodded numbly.

"A miracle!" Houde's daughter-in-law suddenly plopped down on her knees, shouting with tears in her eyes.

"Fairy Little Fish! Fairy Little Fish!" More and more people came to their senses and knelt in the snow, kowtowing to Chao Fan.

"It's a bit too much, isn't it? You hurry up and tell everyone to stop..." Faith, although the crazier the better, but when the object of kneeling is himself, Chao Fan is still a little embarrassed.Shame is reminding him, oh oh?It's not true!You are at best a ghost of the 21st century with space, don't think too highly of yourself!

Speaking of ghosts, Chao Fan couldn't help but glanced in that direction again. The translucent woman looked like a ghost, and the falling sea fish passed directly through her body, and she couldn't even hug her.But, where did this ghost come from?There are no dead people in the tribe.

"Why did you ask everyone to stop?" Udadan knelt down suddenly, interrupting his reverie.

"Hey, hey! What are you doing! Why are you kneeling?" Chao Fan was taken aback, and reached out to help Wu Dadan up.In the end, Udadan grabbed the palm of his hand instead.

"Little Yuxian, from now on..." Uda Dan looked up at him, his black pupils were as deep as the night.

Chao Fan panicked for no reason: "You, shut up! Don't go crazy!"

"I'm not crazy, I'm sober like never before!" Udadan's deep eyes were gradually stained with a kind of madness, he lowered his head and kissed the back of Chao Fan's hand, "From now on, I will be your most loyal servant! "

Chao Fan: "..."

What just happened?hair!born!up!Varied!what!

If he had known earlier that playing "pie in the sky" would drive everyone crazy, Chao Fan would have said nothing about it.He quickly withdrew his hand and dodged into the space.However, seeing him disappear out of thin air, everyone's fanatical shouts became louder.

Only Udadan couldn't help but took two steps on his knees and reached out to fish for it. He didn't grab anything except the warm animal skin blanket.The blanket was firmly in his arms, but there was a place in his heart that could never be filled.

"Start a bonfire! Grill fish!" Udadan was stunned for a while, then stood up suddenly, raised the animal skin blanket in his hand and shouted loudly.

Bird people spend their lives struggling to survive and almost never feel like celebrating.However, tonight, the excitement urgently needed to be vented. Udadan's words echoed everywhere, and everyone happily cleared an open space and lit a raging bonfire.

Finding joy has never been self-taught.

After a while, the men shouted meaninglessly loudly, gradually forming a sense of rhythm, while the women in the Tube imitated the movements of witches and twisted around the fire, and the women in the Fengbu followed suit, holding hands Pull hands and join in.

The atmosphere became more and more heated. Everyone was laughing, shouting, and dancing. Before they realized it, the two races had already begun to merge.

Chao Fan didn't know these things.

He was looking for Erbaiwu to vent his anger in the space.

"Get lost!" Chao Fan ordered him.

Two hundred and five rolled a few laps in the water.

"Tie another knot! No, make it more difficult, give me two knots!" Chao Fan became more and more angry as he thought about it.

Erbaiwu had no choice but to put on a bitter face, twisted his body into twists, poked his head back and forth in it, and tied his long body in two knots: "Master, is this okay?"

"Yeah. It's just not pretty. I'll teach you how to tie a Chinese knot next time." Chao Fan looked at it twice, then waved his hand nonchalantly, "Untie yourself, let me play with two snakes."

"Oh." Erbaiwu obediently agreed, transformed himself into a little snake, which was a skill he developed not long ago.

"Go straight, dive, turn left... eat... turn right, go up, back... eat..." Chao Fan commanded with his mouth, two hundred and five listened to him, left for a while, right for a while, up for a while, down for a while, Swallowing the sea fish around him, his body grew bigger and longer every time he took a bite.

If you don't take it seriously, it really feels a bit like eating snakes.

However, the game couldn't save Chao Fan's bad mood. He played it twice, closed his eyes, and flicked the fish's tail irritably: "It's boring, I won't play anymore."

Two hundred and five breathed a sigh of relief quietly, planning to sink himself into the mud without anyone noticing.

"Two hundred and five, do you want to kiss me?" Chao Fan opened his eyes and asked suddenly.

"Huh?" Erbaiwu was stunned, "Master, what is a pro?"

"Just use your mouth to touch me...anywhere on my body." Chao Fan explained vaguely.

Hearing this, Erbaiwu almost lost his courage. He... He wanted to eat the master back then, didn't he just touch the master's head with his mouth?Kiss is eating people?After so long, didn't the master say to forgive him?Why did you start to settle accounts with him again?

"No, I don't want to! I absolutely don't want to!" Erbaiwu's heart was bleeding, for fear that the master would drive him out of the blessed land again.

"That's right! That's normal!" Chao Fan clapped his hands and shouted, "Although socialism is not popular, but you have called me master for so long, so you are my servant, right? You Look at you, a real servant doesn't want to kiss me, so why would he kiss me? Is he sick? I'm a straight man of steel!"

What is Straight Man of Steel?Erbaiwu couldn't understand, but he knew what "pro" was, and this word surprised him.He widened his small eyes: "Who? Who wants to kiss you, master? He has eaten the heart of a bear!"

"Two Hundred Five, that's a good scolding! I think he has eaten the heart of a bear!" Seeing that Two Hundred Five understands him so well, Chao Fan's mood immediately improved a lot, and he reflected on whether he had treated Two Hundred Five too badly.

"This man is too bad. Master, tell me who he is quickly, and I'll kiss you back!" Erbaiwu was praised, raised his head, and showed his loyalty without losing the opportunity.

Chao Fan suddenly seemed to have swallowed a fly, why does this snake have such a problem?He shook his head: "two hundred and five, two hundred and five, I really didn't name you wrong. Go away, go away, it's annoying to look at you."

Two hundred and fifty-one was dumbfounded, and with an oh sound, he muddied the water and got lost in the mud.The master is really moody, he thought gloomily, it seems that he will be more tolerant of the master in the future.

Chao Fan wandered around in the space, looking for a place to sleep, and after waking up, he decided to find something to do for himself.

He took out the bag, squeezed a dozen dream charms, and walked out, just in time to land on the big rock when it disappeared.

As soon as the cold wind blew, that biting, Chao Fan shivered immediately.

"Little Fish Immortal!" The patrolling man spotted him at a glance, and came to ask for instructions with great reverence, "Why are you here, do you have something to do with the little leader? I'll call him for you."

"Who said I'm going to look for him!" After Chao Fan denied it loudly, he felt that his tone was too unnatural, and twitched the corner of his mouth, "Well, I mean, there's no need to look for him. You hold...no, you Carry around behind my back."

Gosh!Carry the little fish fairy!

"Okay, okay." The man was so excited that his hands were shaking, and he carefully carried the little fish fairy on his back.

In all fairness, this method of reciting is not as comfortable as Wu Dadan's. If... Chao Fan was startled, oh my god, how could he have such an idea?Chao Fan quickly shook his head, intending to get the thought out of his head.As a result, when he turned his head, he saw ashes and fish bones on the ground.

"Eh? Have you ever grilled fish?" Chao Fan asked casually.

"Yeah, the little chief arranged it..." The man smiled, and described the grand occasion of tonight's carnival in detail, and there was even a faint excitement in his voice.

The more Chao Fan heard it, the more his face became more and more depressed. He had been in the primitive society for more than half a year, but because of Wu Dadan, he didn't make it to the only party?God, I'm so angry, no!Tomorrow, the health commissioner will punish Udadan. Who told him to organize activities and leave so much rubbish?Chao Fan frowned, thinking about Wu Dadan's charges, but his whole body turned cold, and he shivered abruptly.

"Hey, why didn't the wind blow, and suddenly became cold?" The man carrying him couldn't help shaking.

Chao Fan's body froze, and he looked back quietly.

Behind him, that translucent figure was passing through his fishtail, slowly drifting away without realizing it...

The author has something to say: I went out for a while today, so I just updated it now, and I specially present a small theater that I haven’t seen for a long time, hehe.

Two hundred and five anecdotes in a small theater, two or three——

Chao Fan: Two hundred and five, up, eat, right, down... eat, back, eat... eat...

Two hundred and five: Master, I can't eat anymore, I'm so full.

Chao Fan: gameover, the game failed, you died.

Two hundred and five: ...I think I can eat some more.

———— Divider ———

Wu Dadan: You little supporting actors, no matter how many appearances you make, you can’t compare to me!I have only kissed the little fish fairy.

Two hundred and five: ...Actually... I almost kissed it too...

Everyone (looking at the show): ...

Uda Dan (angry): Two hundred and five!You are dead!

———— Divider ———

Two hundred and five have a female ghost who admires him.

Female ghost (closing her eyes shyly): You...can you kiss me?

Two hundred and five: ...? ? ? ? (Then slowly opened his bloody mouth)