Underworld brat

"It's so cold." Chao Fan felt goosebumps all over his body when he was blown by the wind. He wished he could soak in the water immediately and never show up again.

Udadan, who came to call him, saw through his intentions, scooped him up with both hands, and picked him up.

Winter is coming, Udadan never thought that the weather here could be so cold.The temperature is okay, the main thing is the wind, the more it blows, the stronger it blows, and when it blows past, the little heat accumulated on the body is immediately dissipated.

But there are also advantages. Walking outside, everyone is exercising their wind control ability all the time in order to keep warm. Now even a kid as big as Que Ming can make the wind spin a few times.

"Wait, wait! Dry me first, ahh... wrap me up again!" Knowing that he couldn't avoid this, Chao Fan had no choice but to try his best to make himself feel better.

Wu Dadan's hand slowly stroked down from the top of Chao Fan's head with a palm-thick distance.The fine wind blew down, and countless water droplets were blown away.Chao Fan felt as if he had been scanned by something, it was cool from the beginning to the end, and after a while, his body became dry.

"Huh." Chao Fan breathed out quietly, "It would be great if you could have a hot gear like a hair dryer."

"What?" Udadan put the man on the dry stone, just shaking the big animal skin he brought, and couldn't hear his muttering clearly for a moment.

"It's nothing." Chao Fan folded his arms tightly, waiting for the other party to wrap himself tightly, and said to himself, "There is no cloth here, I should be content." If he was allowed to dry naturally, he might die here .

"God talking." Udadan, who couldn't understand, snorted, threw off the patchwork animal skin, and covered the person.

Most of the animal hides that have been processed before are here.This is the first new life that Fengbu has appeared after fleeing, everyone wants to show his face to the little fish fairy.It just so happened that Chao Fan himself wanted to see what it was like to have a baby here.According to the rules of the underworld, when a newborn is born, both the womb and the soul are indispensable.He had looked around these days and found no ghosts wandering around.Is it possible to give birth to a silly bird?

With this idea in mind, when the bird people invited him, Chao Fan immediately agreed.It's just that he didn't expect it to be so cold today.

In the end, Uda Dan had a conscience, and collected some of the animal skins that had been distributed, and asked the women to hurry up and sew them up.After wrapping up Xiaoyuxianxian today, I unwrapped it and returned it to everyone.

Suffering from limited materials, everyone's tanning technology is not very good. After tanning with plant ash, there is still a foul smell between the fur.Chao Fan took two puffs and quickly poked his head out.The early winter was gray, the trees were bleak, and everything was withered. When he looked up, what he saw from the corner of his eyes was Uda Dan's slightly bulging chest muscles, which were not so dark, and radiated a weak body temperature on his cheeks.

As a straight steel man, Chao Fan felt a little ashamed.Not only the scene he saw, but also the gesture of Udadan hugging him—it was carried by the princess.

If you want to blame, you can blame Nuwatu, she gave her body, but she refused to give herself a pair of legs.

"What? What's wrong?" Udadan glanced at him, saw that his cheeks were flushed, and asked with concern, "How about I change my posture?"

It’s definitely not Chao Fan’s random thoughts, this fucking sounds...it’s too much like a conversation between bed sheets... No, no, no, I can’t think about it anymore, Chao Fan shook his head, looked away deliberately, and said: " You... just change it."

So Wu Dadan flipped his hands, let Chao Fan's fish buttocks sit on his little arms, hugged him like a child full of moon, and stretched out his left hand to gently hold the opponent's waist, lest he flash like.

Chao Fan: "..."

Did you do it on purpose?

Fortunately, the "residential area" designated by Chao Fan was not far away. After a few steps, Wu Dadan hugged him and opened the heavy curtain made of kelp and leaves, and walked in.

A gust of hot air rushed towards the face. This was because the kang was burned inside, and the people were crowded and crowded.When the weather turned cold, in order to save firewood, everyone crowded into three or four rooms to work during the day, and went back to each room to sleep at night.Today, because someone is going to give birth, everyone came to the mother's house.

"Little Fish Fairy, you are here." "Little Fish Fairy, how are you!" "Little Fish Fairy, thanks to your idea of ​​this method, this winter, the wings won't hurt..."

Everyone said hello.

Chao Fan nodded, his stiff fingers began to warm up slowly, he looked around: "Where is the mother? Where is the mother?"

Que Ming pointed to the room inside: "Inside, Wu Shiyi has all gone in. I want to go in, but everyone stops me!"

The meaning in the words seems to feel that he has been wronged.

"Why do you want to go into the delivery room?" Chao Fan looked at Que Ming in surprise, not understanding why he wanted to watch a woman give birth. He was young, so he couldn't be in heat, could he?

"Me! I'm the sanitation committee member!" Que Ming blushed, not sure if it was hot or angry, "Wu Shiyi went in to boil water, and I'm going too! I can also sterilize the bone knife!"

Wu Ajiu listened, and slapped Que Ming on the back of the head: "What are you talking about!" Only women with dystocia would use bone knives, and Wu Ajiu thought it was unlucky for him to speak freely.

It turned out that it was because Wu Shiyi was jealous, Chao Fan shook his head: "You are a man, of course you can't go in." After finishing speaking, he blinked again, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, "In the future, if a man gives birth to a child, I promise to only let you in, Wu Shiyi won't even take a look, how about it?"

After hearing this, everyone burst into laughter.

Que Ming felt aggrieved, and muttered to himself while wagging his fingers: "The little fish god, you are also a man, so you can go in..."

"The more you talk, the more confused you become!" Now it was Wu Dadan who slapped someone on the forehead, and he taught Que Ming with a straight face, "Why, do you still want to compare with the gods? The little fish gods went in to bless the children. can you?"

Que Ming lowered his head and obediently received the training.However, Chao Fan felt a little unnatural. After all, he was actually incapable of giving blessings, and he only entered the delivery room to satisfy his curiosity.In such a comparison, he seems to be less qualified to enter than Que Ming.

"Ahem, okay, let's wipe the cards with everyone." Chao Fan patted Que Ming's head and sent him away.He made that card a few days ago. Seeing that everyone had more free time, he asked someone to carve the appearance of playing cards on evergreen leaves, teaching everyone how to fight landlords, make gold flowers, level up, and run fast. Kind of like, after playing a few games, adults and children like it very much.

Que Ming left unwillingly, and Granny Wu's old voice came from the delivery room: "The pregnant woman has started to have seizures, where is Little Fish Immortal? Has he come yet? Call someone to remind her!"

As if to confirm Wu Granny's words, the mother let out her first cry of pain: "Oh, grandma..."

"Ouch, daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law! I'm in pain too!" The husband guarding the delivery room also cried out in pain.

Wu Dadan's expression turned serious, and he quickly carried Chao Fan into his arms.He put down the other party without looking sideways, then turned and left the man whose thigh was pinched by the parturient woman, and shouted: "Let's go out, don't make trouble."

The man wiped away his tears and nodded, not knowing whether it was a pain in the flesh or a heartache.

But before going out, Udadan looked back again, his jaw was stiff, like a black rock.

"There will be no problem." Chao Fan nodded at him and reassured him.

Udadan's brows seemed to relax a little.

Chao Fan knew what the other party was worried about. This was the first child born in the Feng tribe after Wu Dadan became the leader. Out of superstitious considerations, he definitely didn't want any problems.Therefore, he asked Chao Fan for a guarantee.

However, the guarantee was given, but Chao Fan felt the pressure was great.After giving birth for more than an hour, the mother screamed louder and louder, and Grandma Wu whispered to him: "Xiao Yuxian, the mother's child is too big, and it seems that it is difficult to give birth now. What should we do?"

what should we do?He is a big man, his job was as a tour guide during his lifetime, and after his death, his job was as a ghost messenger, delivering babies, he couldn't do it!

"What's going on? Why is the child too big?" Chao Fan's mind went blank, and Chao Fan could only choose to repeat the question, and then quickly searched for a countermeasure.

Granny Wu glanced at Fairy Xiaoyu secretly: "After she was pregnant, you made her move less and fly less, and every time you shared meals, you decided to give her a lot more. Where did we live such a good life before? Maternal mothers If the life is too good, the child will be fed too much, I touched it, and the egg is too round, and it can't get stuck."

Is this... is this my fault?Chao Fan was stunned.

"It's nothing round, the key is that she gave birth for the first time, and the cervix is ​​not dilated enough. I'm afraid she won't have the strength to hold on." Wu Granny said worriedly.

"Well, Wu Shiyi, you...you get some fresh fish soup." When asked about his own head, Chao Fan could only bite the bullet, and he threw two extremely fat waterfall fish from the space, Ask Wu Shiyi to stew it, "After the stew is finished, bring it here and let her drink it, eat as much as you want, and increase your strength."

After ordering Wu Shiyi, Chao Fan didn't care about the defense of men and women (in fact, the primitive society didn't have this), and went to grab the hand of the parturient: "Yuhua, listen, your cervix is ​​not fully opened now, so don't worry about it." Push hard, you listen to me, when the pain starts, like me, breathe with your chest, you see, inhale, exhale, inhale, exhale..."

It just so happened that a new round of labor pains started again. Although she didn't understand the reason for this, Yu Hua trusted Immortal Yu Yu very much. With tears in her eyes, she began to imitate Chao Fan's breathing rhythm, inhaling and exhaling.After the pain has passed, it returns to normal breathing.

"Is it useful?" Chao Fan asked anxiously.

Yuhua nodded, hoarse voice: "It works, but it still hurts..."

"Come, drink some water." Chao Fan poured out a bowl of water from the space, and Erbaiwu said that there is a mysterious thing in the water in the blessed land, which is good for the health of all things.

Yu Hua swallowed a few mouthfuls with difficulty, and after tasting the taste, she drank the whole bowl.

Slowly, a warm current flowed in his chest, and the lost strength began to return.Yuhua wiped away her tears, with the magic water and mysterious exercises given by Xiaoyu Fairy, she couldn't believe that she couldn't have a baby!

With this willpower to support, after more than eight hours of giving birth, Yuhua's cervix finally fully opened.

"Take a deep breath, take a full breath! Good, good! Hold it, push hard, push hard! Push the baby out!" The mother was pushing hard, and Chao Fan was screaming. He had been guiding the other party for eight hours intermittently, his voice was so loud Dumber than a pregnant woman, "It's about to come out, come out! Ah! It's laying eggs!"

With the heart-piercing screams of the parturient, the round, pitted egg finally slid out of the birth canal and was born.

The author has something to say: After struggling (beating) for a long time, the wireless was finally restored.It's time for today's update.I have enough collections, I may be entering V, but I haven't saved the manuscript for three chapters, so I dare not enter.Save up and apply to the editor...