Underworld brat

In the sound of singing promises praised by thousands of people, Chao Fan, who was wearing a white cassock and a golden crown on his head, waved his hands in compassion and sent down spiritual rain.Colorful auspicious clouds rose from the ground, carrying him and the golden boy beside him and flew towards the sky.

The people of Limin knelt down and wailed: "Immortal of the West Pavilion, don't go, Immortal of the West Pavilion, please..."

Chao Fan just smiled and said nothing, and disappeared into a golden light.

"Master, this is the 360th world of our business trip. This time, how long shall we rest?" Erbaiwu asked the master quietly when he returned to the rooftop of the underworld.

Hearing this, Chao Fan's face immediately collapsed. There was nothing unusual about the world he went to this time, but by accident, he actually became famous from the toilet.When they first arrived in this world, they encountered a plague.It's also strange that Chao Fan didn't think too much, and was confused. After finding Brother Di Ting's nurse, the first thing he improved were those public toilets, and he still preached the harm of not paying attention to hygiene among the people.

Although those public toilets were indeed the source of the plague, he didn't want to become a fairy of Xige either!

Xige is an elegant name for a latrine, and Chao Fan had already expected that there must be posts mocking him on the underworld forum, latrine fairy?It's time for black fans to party.

"Let's rest for two years and talk about it. Brother Di Ting must digest well..." After finishing speaking, Chao Fan glanced at the two hundred and five who had changed drastically, "What? Are you going to see your husband in the Fuyun Realm again?"

"Oh, what a dude." Erbaiwu shook his head, "He owes me, and he hasn't paid it off yet."

Two hundred and five is much taller now, the skin color has changed, and the whole person is rosy, and those ugly and wretched spots before are like silkworm chrysalis turning into butterflies, changing from ugly to beautiful.Seriously speaking, he is now taking the cute and well-behaved route.Back then, when he came back from Floating Cloud Realm to transform into a dragon, everyone was stunned. When Zhao Zhengzhi opened the door to Erbaiwu, he asked stupidly, "This handsome guy, who are you looking for?"

Two hundred and five opened the door and went in: "Zhao Zhengzhi, are you stupid? I am two hundred and five! Is the master at home today? I have something to tell him."

Zhao Zhengzhi, who was holding the door bolt, was petrified.

Not to mention the others, Chao Fan who was approached by Erbaiwu was also shocked: "Have you become like this after transforming into a dragon?"

"That's right, the blood on that dragon ball was melted away by my extra merit, and then I swallowed it, and my body became like this." Two hundred and five transformed into its original form, and a golden dragon with horns appeared in front of Chao Fan , I can't see a trace of black, "Master, do I look good?"

Chao Fan swallowed his saliva with difficulty: "Let me take a look after you turn back into a human form?"

"Oh." Erbaiwu changed back again, his eyes are no longer squinted, but round and big, the pupils in the eye sockets are much blacker, and there is a golden edge on the side, shining when looking at you.The teeth are not buck teeth anymore. When she purses her lips, her lips are slightly upturned. When she really smiles, there are two small dimples.Chao Fan didn't read any more, and he didn't need to continue to compare to know that Hualong transformed Erbaiwu into a handsome young man.

"Finally, when you say you are handsome again, I won't feel speechless asking the heavens." Chao Fan murmured.

"Master? What did you say?" Two hundred and five didn't hear clearly.

Chao Fan waved his hand: "By the way, I heard from Zhengzhi that you have something to ask me?"

"That's right." Erbaiwu nodded, "Master, I want to ask you, how did you get Lord Di Ting to agree to do that kind of thing?"

"what's up?"

"It's that kind!" Erbaiwu made a movement, and Chao Fan almost spit out a mouthful of water.

Later, when he learned that Erbaiwu had sworn a thousand times with Yun Guangzi (Yun Guangzi: I did not agree), Chao Fan was even more surprised.Two hundred and five looks cute and handsome now, but he didn't expect to be so sloppy inside.

Thinking of these past events hundreds of years ago, Chao Fan squinted his eyes and couldn't believe it: "It's not over a thousand times? Your frequency is so low?"

"No, hasn't he been reincarnated several times? Every time he is reincarnated, I will recount." Two Hundred Five smugly said.

Chao Fan looked at him with admiration: "Two hundred and five, you really are a conch zero."

"What conch? Master, my root and foot are obviously sea snakes." Two Hundred Five reminded.

Chao Fan glanced at him: "Do you know the conch? The color is bright, it looks cute, and it doesn't move when lying there, but if you pick it up and put it to your ear, what can you hear?"

"I know this, the one who can hear the waves—" Two Hundred Five suddenly reacted, "Oh, master, you are laughing at me."

"I'm not kidding you, go quickly, go to the Fuyun Realm." Chao Fan pushed him away, "When your husband pays off the sins he owed in the Promise Realm, you don't have to run away."

Laughing and laughing, the master and servant went all the way down to the first floor of the Underworld government affairs center, but no one came to pick them up.

Chao Fan was wondering, but he heard a familiar clerk say: "Lord Chao Fan, why are you still here? Cuiyun Palace has reappeared in the underworld, and many people have gone to watch the excitement."

"The Cuiyun Palace reappeared in the underworld?" Two Hundred Five wondered, "Didn't it reappear a long time ago? It's been hundreds of years, it seems to be the first time of the underworld, right?"

"It's not Cuiyun Palace Co., Ltd.! It's Cuiyun Palace!" The clerk anxiously explained, "Master Chao Fan, it is the dojo of Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva that you said at the beginning! It just appeared out of thin air not long ago, Mr. Chao Fan, isn't it?" Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva is coming back?"

Before the little clerk finished speaking, Chao Fan disappeared.

is it possible?is that true?Will it be an empty joy?The heart in his chest was beating unprecedentedly, flying was not allowed in the underworld, and Chao Fan forgot even two hundred and five, so he just got on the hearse, urging the driver to hurry up, and hurry up all the way.

Over the years, the underworld has expanded, and even the [-]th floor of hell has been built into an eighteen-story single apartment with a huge capacity.The underworld doesn't even want "places of historical interest", so the original boundary of Cuiyun Palace is naturally not spared, and it was given to the ghosts of a small world.

On this day, first a golden spot of light appeared in mid-air, flickering endlessly, causing the ghosts to talk about it.Many TV stations heard the news and came to film and interview, and some people called the ghost police and asked them to maintain order.

In the middle of the interview, a rickety ghost said to the camera: "When I look at the sky at night, I know that this thing is wrong. Let me tell you, after my rigorous calculations, I found that this point is actually a golden hole in the universe? What, Haven’t heard of it? A golden black hole, isn’t it called a golden hole? Come again—”

Before I finished speaking, the "Golden Cave" suddenly turned into a golden light bomb, bursting out with a large dazzling golden light.

The ghosts who watched the excitement were suddenly flustered and fled in all directions.

"Here comes, run for your life!"

"Mage, don't accept me! Don't accept me!"

"The sun is about to shine through the underworld, everyone hurry up and find a cover..."

Ghosts are born in various forms, and there are many.

When the golden light dissipated and the ghosts realized that it was just a false alarm, they realized that there was a majestic Dharma hall standing in the midair, and on the plaque of the vermilion gate, there were three majestic characters—Cuiyun Palace.

When Chao Fan arrived at the scene, there were already more and more ghosts watching.He got out of the car in a hurry, ignored the laws of the underworld, got up and flew towards the gate in mid-air.

Yan Luo's confidantes who were ambushing among the ghosts immediately rose up and arrested them: "Bold ghosts, how dare you..."

Before the accusation that wanted to be the first to be heard was finished, the plaque of Cuiyun Palace suddenly spit out several thin purple thunders, splitting those ghosts with ulterior motives until their bodies became transparent.

Chao Fan didn't notice this at all. He stepped on the steps and pushed the door open with tears in his eyes.

Inside the gate is the square where Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva preached scriptures, on which stood a familiar figure.

"Listen to brother." Chao Fan choked up and ran towards the other party.

"Fanfan, you're here." Di Ting hugged the other party, hugged him and rubbed vigorously, "Cuiyun Palace... really came back."

Chao Fan nodded heavily in his arms.

The two hugged and looked at each other silently. After a while, they separated slowly after their emotions calmed down.

"Brother Di Ting, have you seen the master?" The two conjured up two futons and sat in the empty square, Chao Fan asked while holding each other's hand.

"No."

Although this answer was expected, Chao Fan couldn't help being disappointed.

"I've looked around. Except that the merit pool you live in is dry, Cuiyun Palace is the same as before. It's just that there is no aura of the master here yet." Di Ting sighed.

"Listen, Chao Fan! Open the door!" Just when the two were speechless, an incomparably majestic voice broke through the Cuiyun Palace's own barrier and came in.

It is the king of Chu Jiang.

The two looked at each other, held hands and got up to go out.Under the feet, there is a vast expanse of ghosts, and all the ten halls of hell have come.

"What are you doing?" Di Ting said calmly.

"Why did the Cuiyun Palace suddenly appear? Has the Ksitigarbha returned?" King Equality asked impatiently.

"I haven't come back yet, please worry about it." Chao Fan said with a blank expression.

Several Yan Luos looked at each other, and it was King Chujiang who took the lead: "This place has already been allocated to the Wuwei Realm, and the huge monster of Cuiyun Palace is blocking here, which is extremely obtrusive. Chao Fan, listen carefully, you come out, me and the others Yan Luo will work together to put away Cuiyun Palace."

"How do you collect such a large palace?"

"What if I don't accept it? I won't be able to get the moonlight in the future."

"I think Yan Luowang did the right thing. Seeing them join forces is a life without regrets."

……

Chao Fan's face immediately changed when the sound of discussion under his feet reached his ears. He was about to roll up his sleeves and yell at him, but Di Ting suddenly stopped him.

"King Chujiang, you are really in a hurry. However, I don't need to bother you about this matter." Di Ting smiled sarcastically, and suddenly said loudly, "Where are all the disciples of Cuiyun Palace?"

"Disciple Zhao Zhengzhi, disciple Guo Kaiyu, disciple Wu Shiyi, disciple Mu Yunmeng, disciple Zhu Qingfeng, disciple Zhu Qingming..." Countless voices came from the group of ghosts below.With a wave of Di Ting's big hand, those who had just answered involuntarily flew up and entered Cuiyun Palace.

The expressions of Yan Luo in the Ten Palaces all changed.

"Today, the location of Cuiyun Palace is relocated." Di Tinglang said to everyone with a smile, "The bank of the Wangchuan River, next to the Fenbao Stele, is our new address. To celebrate, I announce that all products of Cuiyun Palace will be sold at the same time today." fold."

After finishing speaking, amidst the exclamation of all the ghosts, the gigantic Cuiyun Palace began to fly rumblingly towards the outside of Fengdu City.

"Brother Di Ting, look at the expressions of the Kings of Yama."

"Don't look at it, it's sour and ugly, it's better to take a look at our new place."

"Okay! Alas... On such a big day, it would be great if the master is here."

"Don't worry, Cuiyun Palace is back, and the master will definitely come back."

"At that time, what if he blames you for arbitrarily moving the place?"

"Nothing to do. Anyway, if he punishes me, will you be willing to watch?"

"Scheming ghost..."

The two sat on the vermilion threshold, their heads leaning against each other, the Wangchuan River was flowing for many years, and the Fenbao Stele stood proudly.

The things in the world have been repeated for thousands of years.

In the dormitory of Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, the enshrined portraits on the table had a flash of inspiration, as if echoing their words——

One day, I will come back.

The author has something to say: I promised to edit and edit, saying that this book will write 60 million characters. Finally, after more than five months of sketching, I barely finished it.Here, I would like to thank Susu, Yibao Jiang, and Xingren for their unwavering comments and reading chapter by chapter. I also thank you and Youtu, Meihua Yuanshanchang, Indigo, Yeyoushen, xiaosong, you eat No, I saw you when I turned around, Yu Duoduo and others sent mines, thank you very much.

Not to mention chasing me like this, and occasionally interrupting the serialization for a day, it should be more painful and difficult to persist.So, I really appreciate the three of you and those little angels who I know have been following you even if you don’t leave comments (cough, cough, watching the backstage).thank you all!Three bows!

Originally, I thought that after writing the longest article in my life, I should have a lot of thoughts, but in fact I didn’t. Apart from a sigh of relief, the rest is the repeated thanks.I hope to see you again in the next book of "Stealing a Little Zombie", but it doesn't matter if you don't see it. The Japanese say that every issue will be a while, and we will be a book and a meeting, which is also a very big fate.

Finally, let me inform you that for the new article, let me be lazy, rest for three days, and reopen on Monday.At the same time, I would like to say something shameless, I hope everyone can contribute some collections to me, otherwise, it will be very difficult to make it to the list, ballball everyone, huh!

So that's it, folks!See you next book!