Underworld brat

Chao Fan was about to die of anger. Although he chose the life player path in order not to be recruited by the Heavenly Court, he did not expect that the game skills he had learned could be so cheating.He is already at the eighth level, and there are only two skills, not to mention, what are they called "hair pulling" and "running the hall", which sounds very unsophisticated at first glance.

"Give it a try." Xinghe urged him maliciously, "Maybe if you use your running skills, the system will send you a chopping board to hit someone? At least it has some offensive power, right? Hahaha..."

Zhu Qingyu gave Chao Fan a glare at the other party: "If you don't make sarcastic remarks, you will die? Chao Fan, try it, I believe the skills given by the main task will definitely not be bad."

"Then you just wait and see, anyway, the one you learned this afternoon is for plucking the hair of the Phoenix." Xinghe hummed twice, and said in a strange way.

Chao Fan suddenly remembered that that trick could actually be used against players, but Xinghe didn't know about it.A small hope suddenly rose in his heart. Could it be that there are other advantages in running the hall?

Never mind, try it!

Chao Fan called up the skill table and lit up the waiter skills!For a moment, he immediately yelled uncontrollably: "Hey! Guest officer, please... clam meat and golden cauliflower... boiled river prawns in salt water, be careful... this is the braised phoenix meat you want... "

He announced the name of the dish just served, but his figure was like a loach, darting around and spinning around in the open space outside the yard.

Xinghe opened his mouth to laugh, but he hawed twice, and was slapped in the face by Chao Fan. With his almost fifty-level skill, he couldn't dodge it.

When reporting the name of the No.12 dish, Chao Fan couldn't continue and stopped.

Zhu Qingyu was the first to applaud: "Congratulations, it seems that 'waiting' is a physical skill. Let me just say, the skills given by the main task are definitely not bad."

Chao Fan twitched the corner of his mouth: "But when you use it, can't you be quiet? It's embarrassing to report the name of the dish!"

Zhu Qingyu was taller than Chao Fan. Seeing that he was unhappy, she reached out to touch his face and said shyly, "No, I think it's cute..."

After speaking, his face was still red.

Chao Fan was dumbfounded, huh?He seems to be the one being molested, right?

When Erbaiwu saw that Zhu Qingyu and Di Ting's faces were [-]% or [-]% similar, he knew the identity of each other, so he was not surprised.But it was the first time seeing Xinghe. He touched his face that had been slapped and became dazed, and said without distraction: "Chao Fan, read aloud the attributes of the waiter's skills..."

The attribute of the skill will not appear until it is used.Chao Fan slapped Xinghe, and he got what he wanted, and said: "'Waiting', the skill can be upgraded, currently there is only one level, after using it, it can increase the speed by [-]%, and increase the speed by [-]%. One hundred dodge rate. Duration, twelve dish names. The higher the level, the more dish names can be reported, and mysterious functions can be developed.”

Even if he is ignorant of his conscience, Xinghe can't say that this skill is useless, let alone his current thoughts are not on it at all.

He originally thought that the alien's beauty trick would at most make the nobles in Area A feel good, but what did he see just now?Oh my god, that kind of pampering and love shouldn't be too obvious, okay?

No, he can't let the alien get into a powerful relationship, what if he can't control it then?

Thinking of this, he didn't bother to comment on Chao Fan's new skills, but yawned artificially: "Oh, I'm so sleepy! Chao Fan, you and the two hundred and five haven't eaten yet, don't you?" Are you hungry? How about you go offline and drink some nutrient solution?"

Hearing this proposal, Zhu Qingyu's heart tightened, and he went offline again. He seemed a little reluctant, what should I do?

Chao Fan and Erbaiwu were not actually hungry, but after seeing these people eating nutrient solution for every meal, Chao Fan had an idea and decided to make a meal to try the effect.So as soon as Xinghe suggested, he took advantage of the opportunity to look at the time: "Oh, it's already this time, I'm really a little hungry."

"Really?" Erbaiwu patted his belly, "I ate a lot at the village chief's place, and I feel a little bloated."

"That's fake." Xinghe shook his index finger, "It's true that eating in the game can also give people a sense of satiety, but that's because the game system stimulates your nerve layer and gives you a feeling of fullness. The illusion of being full. In real life, your body doesn't take in any nutrients."

"Ah?" Erbaiwu was taken aback by him, "Isn't it troublesome for you every day? You eat once in the game, take off your helmet, and eat again?"

"That's right, it's no better than those rich and noble men in Area A." Xinghe glanced at Zhu Qingyu, "They, and some people in Area B, don't use game helmets anymore, they use the game cabin. When they eat in the game, the game The cabin will automatically replenish them with nutrient solution, which saves a lot of time, no wonder some people can fly with the sword now, there is no way, good background!"

These words were directed at Zhu Qingyu, but Zhu Qingyu ignored Xinghe, as if he didn't hear it, and looked at Chao Fan sadly: "Are you really going offline?"

"Eh? Can't we meet tomorrow?" Chao Fan looked at his eyebrows, "Are you so reluctant?"

Zhu Qingyu pursed her lips, thought for a while and said, "You don't have to wait until tomorrow, do you? You can go online after eating, okay? I'll wait for you here, the night scene in the game...it's beautiful..."

"What? Do you want to take me to see the night scene at night?" Chao Fan looked at him with a half-smile, and poked his finger on the other's seemingly weak chest, "But... I don't want to see the night scene, I want to... Sleep, sleep in bed."

Fuck!Is this how beauty tricks are used?Xinghe, who was on the sidelines, slandered, "I can't compare, I really can't compare, I can talk about going to bed when I just met, aliens are so good/sexy!"

Zhu Qingyu didn't think Chao Fan was coquettish, he was completely teased and lost his mind, his whole body was blushing like an allergic reaction.

"I...you..." He took two deep breaths and managed to calm down, "Can you tell me your address?"

What does this person want?Xinghe looked at him warily.

"For some reason, I'm staying at his house temporarily." Chao Fan pointed to Xinghe, "Hey, tell me your home address."

"Don't say it!" Xinghe insisted, "How can my address be revealed casually?"

"Don't you know?" Zhu Qingyu asked Chao Fan.

"I don't know, I've only been here not long ago, and I haven't lived in his house for a full day."

"I see." Zhu Qingyu nodded, "Go offline first, see you tomorrow."

"Well, I'll tell you the address tomorrow!" After promising, Chao Fan frowned at Xinghe again, "Stingy ghost, don't eat a single bite when we make something later."

"Hmph, rare?" Xinghe was the first to go offline. There was nothing at home, so what to cook?Do you cook southeast northwest wind?He had to hide the bottle of nutrient solution.After taking off the helmet, Xinghe just put the nutrient solution into the pillowcase when there was a noise in the living room.He poked his head around and found that the two brothers were rubbing each other's shoulders, and Chao Fan gave him a sideways look, his nose was not his nose, his eyes were not his eyes.

Sao/goods!Xinghe thinks he has seen the essence of aliens clearly, shrinks his head, and decides to write today's surveillance report.

Well, what's the date today? July 7 -

"At ten o'clock in the morning on July [-], two aliens stepped into my house for the first time. Although I learned in the subsequent Tianting game that the older alien was named Chao Fan , the younger one, named Two Hundred Five. But actually, I saw through their essence when I first saw them. My elder brother is undoubtedly a coquettish person who is best at using beauty traps; younger brother, a stupid It’s nothing to worry about. Sure enough, everything that happened after that proves that my eyes are indeed double eyes. As for what happened, let me tell you slowly..."

Xinghe waved his pen and immersed himself in the ocean of literary reports. The more he wrote, the more energetic he became, and the more he wrote, the more inspired he became.This feeling of handiness made him think, maybe, I am more suitable for clerical work?Is my life in the wrong direction?

Xinghe became more and more excited in the room, and Chao Fan kept tinkering in the kitchen.

As he and Erbaiwu had dinner, Chao Fan decided to cook two extremely simple dishes, shredded chicken and scallion fried eggs.He found the stove, which was in the middle of the kitchen, and it seemed to be the kind of induction cooker. After studying it for a while, he knew how to use it.But he couldn't find anything to cook after searching for a long time.In the end, I had to add another dish-mashed potatoes, which were used as a staple food.

"Master, didn't you say that the space can't be exposed for the time being?" Two Hundred Five helped him, with a slightly unhappy expression on his face. He missed Lingquan and Dahe so much, but the master didn't let him in.

"It's called exposure space when you go in." Chao Fan reprimanded him while rubbing sesame oil and white salt on the chicken breast. "It's easy to think about the disappearance of a big living person, but we took out these—" Chao Fan Fan shook the potato in his hand, "It can be explained forcibly, this is the ability of our planet, everyone can communicate with nature and produce creations. After growing them all kinds of food and plants in the future, we will be the "Shen Nong" here ' is."

It seems that this is the reason, so Erbaiwu lowered his head sadly and continued to peel the garlic.

Chao Fan put the marinated chicken breast and potato cubes on the steamer, snapped a dozen fingers, filled it with water and started steaming.

While they were cooking, he chopped and chopped, cut the cucumber and apple into cubes, crushed the garlic, cut the coriander into sections, mixed chili powder, salt and five-spice powder, and seasoned it. A bowl of chili oil came out.

Ten minutes later, Chao Fan asked Erbaiwu to tear the steamed chicken breast into strips and mash the potatoes.I beat three eggs myself, stirred them well, added white salt and a large handful of chives, quickly fried a chive egg, and spread them all over the plate.

Then put coriander, light soy sauce, chili oil on the shredded chicken, fry minced garlic in boiling oil, and pour it on the shredded chicken.That's it for the fragrant shredded chicken.

Erbaiwu sniffled on the side, took a deep breath and said, "Master, it smells so good!"

"Of course! These things are all grown by me in the land space." Chao Fan said proudly, mixed mashed potatoes, diced cucumbers, and diced apples, added three tablespoons of salad dressing, mashed potatoes, and it was done.

Erbaiwu rubbed his palms together: "Master, can we start eating?"

Chao Fan shook his head, pointed to Xinghe's room and said, "Of course not! Go around his room first, and eat before he dies of hunger!"

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