Underworld brat

Xinghe considers himself a decent person, neither steals nor robs, does not lie, does not deceive others, has never provoked a bad relationship, and has never got involved in family squabbles.

Although he is usually a little careless and careless, he won't be dueled, right?

With the light from the village chief's courtyard wall, Xing Hezai took a careful look at Zhu Qingyu, and found that he was not easy to mess with.

First, look at the clothes.

Although there are only two colors of blue and white, and the style is not gorgeous, but the other party's skirt, sleeves, and trousers are all embroidered with a mithril magic circle, which shows that it is a high-quality cassock.

Second, look at the sword.

Xinghe himself is a sword cultivator. When the sword was pointed at his nose, he couldn't think of pulling out the sword. It seemed that he could feel that his sword was unwilling to be pulled out. What is this?This is the level suppression of weapons!

Of course, the worst thing to mess with is that this person is from District A.

Xinghe originally wanted to give it a try, maybe this person is not worth it?But Zhu Qingyu yelled at him emotionally: "Where do you live in District C? Tell me! I'll be transferred from District A tomorrow, don't make me proud!"

Area A?Xinghe suddenly died down, and at the same time felt a little baffled: "I... what am I proud of?"

"Aren't you proud yet?" Zhu Qingyu believed what he saw with his own eyes, "When you said you were living with Chao Fan, don't think I didn't see it. The corners of your mouth were raised at least thirty degrees! Stop talking nonsense! Draw your sword !"

Is it wrong for me to smile?Xinghe waved his hands again and again: "Hey! Let me tell you first, I don't fight duels, so don't send me an application. Also, didn't you and Chao Fan just met? Who do you care who he lives with? That's right—— "As he said, he pointed to the two hundred and five who were watching the excitement, and the disaster was brought to the east. "I just live with Chao Fan, he! Just him! He even sleeps in the same bed with Chao Fan!"

Two Hundred and Fifty was taken aback: "Ah? Can't you? There's only one bed in your guest room... Do I want to sleep on the floor?"

"You want to plot against me?" Zhu Qingyu was not fooled either, "He is Chao Fan's younger brother, I heard it just now! You are quite scheming, are you trying to drive a wedge between me and Chao Fan?"

Xinghe secretly groaned, where did this drama come from?Could it be that Chao Fan's greatest skill is using beauty tricks?Well, this has to be included in today's report.While thinking about it, Xinghe retreated into the yard: "Anyway, I won't fight with you. If you are aggressive, I will tell Chao Fan!"

After finishing speaking, he simply pushed open the courtyard door and went in to celebrate his birthday.

"Shameless!" Zhu Qingyu gritted his teeth and followed in.

"Eh? Aren't you taking me with you?" Two Hundred Five patted his head and turned around a few times, "Then I'll go in and have a look."

When Chao Fan entered, there was a large group of people sitting in the yard. Aunt Zhang and his family were sitting with Blacksmith Wang. Seeing him coming in, Aunt Zhang waved her hands pretending to be displeased and said, "Come on, come on, 'you!" Dasha/force', come here for me."

"Aunt Zhang, what's the matter?" Chao Fan didn't know why, and thought he had offended these NPCs.

Unexpectedly, Aunt Zhang grabbed him and said, "You brat, why are you so indifferent? Didn't you want you to go get two fish from uncle? Why didn't you go? We made us rush to bring them by ourselves."

It turned out that this was the case. Even though he knew that these NPCs were all data and could not be taken seriously, Chao Fan was still moved by this simple and generous nostalgia.

"How embarrassing is that?" he said, rubbing his hands.

In his most recent memories of being a human being, he was severely hurt by his parents, so he especially cherishes this precious kindness in life.

"Hey! Keep it up yourself!" Aunt Zhang took out a small bamboo basket from under the table and stuffed it into Chao Fan's arms, "The fish you Uncle Zhang caught are good things!"

Chao Fan nodded, and put away the things very solemnly.

"Boy, you have collected your things. Don't forget to come to the river to mend uncle's fishing net tomorrow." Uncle Zhang is a red-faced man, and he always wears a bamboo hat when he comes to the village head's house to eat and drink.

Chao Fan groaned, but didn't understand: "Didn't you say...give it to me for nothing?"

"Who told you not to come and get it yourself!" Aunt Zhang poked him on the forehead, "Let you learn a lesson, remember this time, come here early tomorrow, do you hear me?"

"Boy, where's my medicine?" Chao Fan had just finished speaking when Blacksmith Wang stood up and asked him with a jug of wine, "I've been waiting all afternoon!"

Chao Fan was sweating, and he became more grateful to Xinghe: "I'm sorry, Brother Wang, I'm late in the afternoon. Here, I'll give you the medicine."

Blacksmith Wang took the medicine and looked at it, and was a little bit satisfied: "I can't let you do it for nothing, and then, I will give you the reward."

A book was thrown out from nowhere by Blacksmith Wang, and it hit Chao Fan directly on top of his head.Chao Fan groaned and complained, "Brother Wang, can't you be gentle?"

"Gentleness?" Blacksmith Wang stared at the tiger and said, "Why do I want that thing? I'm not that charming woman like Xu Niang!"

"Okay! Wang Dahammer! As soon as I walked to the door, I heard you gossiping, what's wrong with my mistress?" A woman with a delicate face and colorful clothes twisted in from outside the door, grabbing her handkerchief and scolding, "If you don't make it clear to me, my mother won't let you live forever!"

Blacksmith Wang exclaimed, frowned and said, "Unlucky!"

Seeing that the two were about to quarrel, Chao Fan was afraid of being hurt, so he quickly hid the book inside.Borrowing the oil lamp in the house, he wanted to see what book the blacksmith had given him, but he was caught by the village chief just after reading two words.

"Hey! Why did you come here? Hurry up and help out in the kitchen!" The old village head was so strong that he was able to pull his ear and kick his butt at the same time, "It's about to have a banquet, do you know?"

"Oh, ouch, it hurts!" Chao Fan quickly put away the book "Appraisal Technique" and covered his ears, "You're old and haven't set a time, how do I know when to come?"

"Are you blaming me?" The old village head slapped him, "Hurry up!"

Chao Fan didn't dare to say anything else, he had to have the attitude of doing the task, so he hurriedly bowed his waist.Originally, he thought that the village head's wife was the only one in the kitchen, but when he poked his head around, it was full of people.It was steaming inside, brightly lit, and the smell of food was like a sea, covering his face.

"'You are a big fool!' You are the waiter that the village chief is looking for, right?" A fat man stood at the door, as if waiting for him, and when he saw his appearance, he immediately slapped him, "Hurry up, serve the food .”

It was only then that Chao Fan knew that he was a waiter tonight.

"The first dish is broccoli with clam meat." The fat man stuffed a towel over his shoulders and handed him the chopping board for serving dishes. There were five bowls of identical dishes piled up on it. "Remember to report the names of the dishes!"

Want to name the dish?Chao Fan staggered out holding the chopping board, and yelled a little embarrassedly: "Well... the banquet is served, and the first dish is clam meat and golden cauliflower!"

Just at this time, Xinghe and Zhu Qingyu broke in, followed by the little tail of two hundred and five.

Chao Fan just wanted to say hello, but the villagers who were still chatting, as soon as they heard that the banquet was about to start, they immediately sat upright at the table.Only Zhu Qingyu stood three, especially eye-catching.

"Hi! Are you here to celebrate your birthday? Why are you standing? Take a seat?" Someone asked loudly.

Chao Fan winked at the three of them and told them to find an empty seat to sit down.He hurriedly put the dishes on the table——

"The second way is to prolong life every year, stewed soft-shelled turtle!"

"The third course, boiled river prawns in salt water!"

"The fourth course, braised phoenix meat!"

"The fifth way..."

There were five tables in total, and each table had twelve dishes. When the dishes were finished, Chao Fan was so tired that his shoulders were sore and his back ached, and he sat in the kitchen wearily.

The big fat man handed him a bowl of water: "Come on, take a break, after they finish eating, you still have to take away the dishes."

"What?" Chao Fan was so shocked that he almost couldn't hold his bowl, "I haven't finished yet?"

"Put back the bowl, wipe the table clean, and we'll be done." The fat man patted him on the shoulder, "Come, eat a steamed bun."

Ever since, everyone was drinking big wine and eating delicious food outside, and Chao Fan was eating steamed buns in the kitchen.unbalanced!

"Ahem!" Just as he was indignant, two coughs suddenly came from outside the window.

Chao Fan raised his head and saw Zhu Qingyu's fair face outside, smiling at him and beckoning.

"Aren't you drinking?" Chao Fan jumped up, ran out, and asked with surprise, "How did you find me here?"

"I sneaked here under the pretext of going to the bathroom." Zhu Qingyu offered the phoenix meat he picked up to Chao Fan, "I don't know if the kitchen will serve it to you, so I stole some here, eat it quickly, it can increase experience .”

Chao Fan remembered pulling its hair, said sorry in a low voice, and then swallowed the phoenix meat with Zhu Qingyu's fingers.

Ding ding ding, the upgrade prompts sounded one after another, and Chao Fan immediately rose to level [-], and the riding function was also unlocked.It's just that in the skill column, there is still only the skill of plucking hair.

However, Chao Fan didn't care to investigate, he concentrated on sucking Zhu Qingyu's finger, and licked it lightly.

boom!Someone almost exploded into fireworks on the spot, stammering, "Okay... is it delicious?"

Chao Fan stood up straight and licked his red lips: "Well, it's delicious, very delicious."

Zhu Qingyu, this little cabbage, suddenly had no strength to resist, and hurriedly said: "Then... I'll go get you some more... I, you... wait a moment, I will stay and help you... I, I still Let's go, I'm going to drink..."

Chao Fan admired his embarrassment for a while, and then let him go: "Go! After eating, I want Xinghe and Erbaiwu to stay and clean the table for me! You too!"

"Okay." Zhu Qingyu nodded shyly.

The look of that little milk dog made Chao Fan want to rub his head.

However, just as he stretched out his claws, a notification sound rang in the ears of all the players: "Attention all players! Level [-] boss Huo Jinglong escaped from the Valley of Flowers, please go and capture him..."

The author has something to say:

After Chao Fan finished licking his fingers in the small theater, everyone's best reactions——

Zhu Qingyu (shy): Okay...is it delicious?

Wu Dadan: Damn, I will kill you immediately!

Mu Xingyuan (excited): I want you... No, if not, I have to fuck...

Di Ting (smiling but not smiling): You are so coquettish!

Chao Fan:? ? ? ? ? ? ?