Underworld brat

The house is not what you want, and the landlord has a bad attitude.

Chao Fan had a stomach full of questions, and wanted to clarify them in the game.Chao Fan, who didn't see the kitchen where he was going to live after visiting, hooked his fingers at Xinghe, put on his helmet, and signaled to Xinghe that he would wait for him in Xinshou Village.

Consciousness flew into the air, and the gentle female voice sounded again: "Welcome the player 'you are stupid/pussy' back to heaven..."

Chao Fan: "...can I change my name?"

"The player doesn't have a name change ticket, so they can't change their name." The female voice replied.

Chao Fan sighed, had no choice but to log in to the game, and was born in Xinshou Village.

A white light flashed, and before Chao Fan had time to see the whole picture of Xinshou Village, an old face suddenly stood in front of Chao Fan.A smile like an old chrysanthemum bloomed on the wrinkled face: "'You are a big idiot', in a blink of an eye, you have grown so big?"

Chao Fan's forehead twitched and he clenched his fists: "...you are?"

"I'm the village chief!" said the old man, holding his cane, "Why don't you remember 'you are so stupid/forceful'? When you were young, the village chief hugged you, and you even pissed on the village chief's whole body! Hehehehe ..."

NPC?Chao Fan came to his senses, took two steps back, and looked at the village chief.I saw that the other party was hale and hearty, with hair like frost, and the Gebu clothes on his body were very similar to the dolls in the Tang Sancai. Reminiscent of the Chang'an dungeon he heard during the last interrogation, Chao Fan vaguely determined that the background of the game here should be Earth Tang towards.

Looking around again, he and the old village head were standing at the entrance of the village, with a plaque in front saying Qingquan Village, and behind them were scattered cottages and a few other NPCs doing farm work.Maybe it's because there are too few newcomers, there are not many people dressed like Chao Fan, and they are in a hurry, and they all look like they are not disturbing strangers.

"'You are a fool/pussy'! The village chief is talking to you!" The old village chief brought his chrysanthemum face closer.

"Oh, that's right, village chief, what do you want from me?" Chao Fan came back to his senses and raised a big smile.The NPCs in this holographic game are too smart, and you have to follow their logic to talk to them.

When it comes to business, the old chrysanthemum smile on the village chief's face slowly disappeared, his half-length eyebrows were suppressed, and he was quite serious: "'You are so stupid/forceful', you have grown up, it is time to choose The way to go in the future.”

oh?Is this to determine a career?Chao Fan suddenly became interested: "The village chief, do you know what path I can choose?"

"Back then, the world was chaotic, demons were rampant, the world was full of wars, and the people were in dire straits. Fortunately, the Heavenly Court was born and suppressed all directions. The Jade Emperor is in the Lingxiao Palace..." The village chief suddenly stopped talking, and his dry voice carried Reverberation, like dubbing a promotional film, "...After a great war, the world temporarily returned to peace, but the demons are still unclear, and the crisis is still there. 'You are a fool/force', in front of you, there are Five Qingyun roads that lead directly to the heaven! Do you want to become a righteous Confucian scholar, assist the king at the top, and secure the people's livelihood? Do you want to become a powerful servant of the gods, serve the gods of the heaven, and take charge of the water and soil? Do you want to join the Taoist sect, descend Demons and demons, traveling around? Do you want to become an invincible God of War, use martial arts to enter the Tao, and defend the territory? Do you want to be an obedient citizen, planting rice and raising fish in this troubled world, leisurely and self-contained?"

It does not make sense?Chao Fan was confused.

This game cannot be said directly, we have warriors, mages, assassins and nurses!Which player do you choose?

What is it called Confucian scholar god servant, who knows what it is for?

"Confucian scholars can enter the court and become officials. If they do their jobs well and accumulate popularity and merit, they can enter the heaven after death. In the real world, you can also rely on this to enter the management and become an official. Just when Chao Fan was puzzled, a young man with a long sword on his back came over and explained to him, "However, I advise you not to choose this one. Confucian scholars need an exam to be an official."

"Landlord?" The young man with dreadlocks turned into an ancient man wearing a feather crown and robes. Chao Fan was afraid that he might have made a mistake.

"Yeah." Luckily, the young man nodded, "You can call me Xinghe. Where is your brother? Where is he?"

"Oh, him?" Chao Fan heheed twice, "He was dizzy from your bathing thing, and went to rest on the bed, but he didn't come!"

In fact, it was Chao Fan who didn't want Erbaiwu to wear a helmet.Because he was afraid that the other party would be teleported to the dungeon, he wanted to try it himself first, and if it was safe, let Erbaiwu wear it.

In order to keep Xinghe from getting entangled in this issue, Chao Fan changed the subject and said, "Oh, Xinghe! Have you improved your appearance? You're so handsome that I almost couldn't recognize it!"

Xinghe blushed a lot, thinking that Chao Fan was laughing at him, and said angrily, "All... all raised, okay! Who won't be raised?"

"I didn't raise it!" Chao Fan showed off, pointing to his face.

That was his face when he was the lotus boy, somehow it was projected by the game.Compared with Xinghe and the others, Chao Fan's temperament in ancient costumes is much more suitable, and he is so beautiful that he is a bit dazzling.

Xinghe gritted his teeth, in disbelief: "Your face hasn't changed much, but the lotus flower tattoo on your forehead, isn't it from an upward adjustment?"

Just as Chao Fan was about to retort, the old village chief swung his cane and shouted angrily, "'You're a fool! Do you want to choose or not? I'm so old, did I come to see you for a chat?"

The surrounding area was silent, and a few players who hurried past took a curious look. After all, it was the first time I saw an NPC scolding the player for being stupid.

Xinghe: "He seems to be scolding you..."

Chao Fan: "...Actually not."

Chao Fan was a little tired, and apologized to the old village chief: "Village chief, I will choose. You let me ask first." So he turned to Xinghe again, "Tell me again, what are the other jobs? ?”

"Being a god servant is very promising. In the Tianting game, you can be promoted to become a land lord, mountain god, Hebo, etc... to take charge of a part of the world." Xinghe taught him the general knowledge of the game, "But it is difficult to learn that, it seems to be an exam. Faith value, you must be a devout believer in the heavenly court to become a god servant."

"Land, mountain god?" Chao Fan asked inexplicably, "Is there such a priesthood as City God?"

"No." Xinghe looked at him suspiciously, "You just made it up?"

"Hmph." Chao Fan snorted coldly, but did not speak.

The people in the heavenly court really eliminated everything related to the underworld. In other words, it was still a system before, so it was so heartless.

"As for the monastic sect, it's just like me." Xinghe pulled out his long sword, "I'm now a sword cultivator of the 'Hengyuan School'! I can use my sword to bring justice to the world. Let me tell you, most players If you choose this kind, you can practice Taoism, it’s very cool, and you don’t need to take exams. Although until now, no one can ascend to heaven with strength. By the way, do you want to choose this kind?”

Chao Fan shook his head.

"No?" Xinghe winked at him, "You look like this, you are very suitable for the 'Hehuan Sect', they will definitely accept you, why don't you give it a try?"

Hehuanzong, don't make this name too obscene, do you think he doesn't understand it?

Chao Fan gave Xinghe a hard look.

"Then you can only choose the God of War, but I warn you. Although at the same level, the God of War can fight three with one, but it is very hard to walk that way, not to mention the difficult task of leveling up, and learning it has to be done by flesh and blood. Bitter, in the end, if you want to ascend to heaven, you have to win hundreds of battles, which is much more difficult than practicing Taoism! Which one do you want to choose?"

After listening to the first four, Chao Fan didn't want to choose any of them. He thought for a while and said, "How come only God of War chooses, village chief, I'll choose the fifth."

"Is there a mistake!" Xinghe reached out to cover Chao Fan's mouth anxiously, but he dodged it, "Do you know what the fifth is? Village chief, no, no, he didn't choose just now, listen wrong."

"I know what the fifth type is." Chao Fan glanced at him, "Life players are mortals who can't enter the heaven even after death."

"Yes, yes, have you made up your mind?" The old village chief confirmed next to him.

Xinghe shook his head crazily: "Haven't you been a mortal enough? Now you take off your helmet and become a mortal. Who the hell wants to be a mortal while playing games?"

"You're right! I really don't have enough of being a mortal." Chao Fan blinked and insisted on going his own way, "I'm an alien, where am I?"

Xinghe was too angry to speak.

The village chief dug out, and suddenly took out a small hoe from his flat chest, and stuffed it into Chao Fan's hand: "I hope you don't fall into this ambition, and you are safe and happy." After speaking, he smiled, "It's just right, here I am. I have one thing to ask of you..."

"Hehehe..." Xinghe sneered, "Don't fall into this ambition? Be safe and happy? Hehehe..."

Chao Fan accepted the task of going to Aunt Zhang's house to buy chickens, and turned around to yell at Xinghe: "You are sneering! If you have anything to say, just say it."

"You will regret it!" Xinghe said categorically, "Our blessings for cultivating the Tao are all about the great road, freedom and freedom. You listen to your advice and don't fall into this ambition? You haven't started yet, I'm afraid you will regret it gone."

"If you don't like it, you can play on your own, and you don't have to accompany me." Chao Fan urged him, "Besides, I want you to come here. I just want to ask you, where is your kitchen? Why didn't I see it?"

Xinghe is a gangster, when has he been so angry, but Captain Jiang's instructions are still in his ears, if he doesn't follow this alien, what will he do to submit a surveillance report?Enduring and enduring, he had no choice but to pretend he didn't hear the first sentence, and replied: "I eat nutrient solution, what kind of kitchen do I need? Anyway, I don't have a kitchen in my house."

Chao Fan recalled the past few days in the hospital, the green paste brought by the nurse, half of his face turned green immediately: "Don't you have anything else to eat?" He thought it was a patient's meal. Chao Fan didn't even touch it, but now he is told that he has to eat this even after he is discharged from the hospital?

"What do you think?" Xinghe looked unhappy, "20 years ago, our planet was almost destroyed, and there were only a few surviving species. What else do you want to eat?"

The author has something to say: Chao Fan: How did your planet get destroyed?How did the game come about?Why does every road lead to heaven?Where is Heaven?What about the kitchen?What about food?No refrigerator either?How do life players upgrade?Where is my husband?Oops, I don't know why I have so many questions!

Author: There's still so much to explain!Crazy begging me!