Demon husband's exorcism

"Kiss... 呶呶..."

Just as Xiao Ming was shamelessly slapping Zong Wangchuan's face, a gentle shout sounded.

"Mr. Zong from Yaoling Nine Yao, have you changed into your examination clothes yet? Please come to No. [-] examination room for examination after changing."

Zong Wangchuan hurriedly pushed away the Laipi husky and said, "I'm going to change the examination clothes."

"I'll help you dress, I'm good at undressing and dressing."

Xiao Ming shamelessly followed, but was kicked out by Zong Wangchuan, and——

boom!

The door of the dressing room was slammed shut, and Xiao Ming's nose, which was as tall as an ancient Greek sculpture, was bleeding from the bump.

"Mr. Xiao, your nose—"

Jiang Tianxi was taken aback.

Xiao Ming returned to the sofa as if nothing had happened, took out a tissue, wiped his nosebleed, and said proudly: "My Darling is always so hot."

"Spicy and choking on the throat, I like light ones."

Han Yi said sarcastically, although just looking at his appearance, Zong Wangchuan is indeed top-ranking, much better than his Jiang Tianxi.

"Cut, obviously I can't deal with a big beauty, so I have to think about being silly and sweet, and I call it light taste."

Xiao Ming also scoffed at Han Yi's taste.

Hearing this, Jiang Tianxi showed envy, and said to Han Yi in a low voice: "Mr. Xiao is right, I am indeed not good-looking. If I am half as good-looking as Mr. Zong, your family would have agreed to us being together long ago."

"Little idiot, you're underestimating yourself again. Except that he looks better than you, he has nothing compared to you."

"Really? Am I really as good as you say?"

Jiang Tianxi's eyes glowed when he was coaxed by Han Yi's words.

"Of course it's true, otherwise why would I choose you?"

Han Yi scratched Jiang Tianxi's nose, and Jiang Tianxi laughed shyly.

At this time, the nurse came in and took away Zong Wangchuan who had changed into his examination clothes, and at the same time gave strawberry sundae cups to the two family members in the waiting room.

Jiang Tianxi picked up the strawberry sundae cup with a meek face, took a spoonful, and said to Han Yi, "Yi, I'll feed you."

"Okay."

Han Yi opened his mouth, ate the sundae that Jiang Tianxi fed, and said with praise: "It's so sweet."

"Not as sweet as your mouth." Jiang Tianxi said with a blushing face.

Han Yi then stretched out his hand to pinch his nose, said some flirting words, and looked at Xiao Ming provocatively from the corner of his eyes: Are you envious?Although your guy is a great beauty, he will never take the initiative to feed you like my little cutie!

Xiao Ming noticed Han Yi's thoughts, but he didn't get angry. He picked up the sundae cup and sneered while eating: show affection, die quickly, be careful, extreme joy begets sorrow...

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More than ten minutes later, the nurse brought Zong Wangchuan back to the waiting room, and led Jiang Tianxi to do a checkup.

Han Yi was worried that Jiang Tianxi, who was soft and sticky like a little white rabbit, would be bullied by doctors or nurses, so he took the initiative to follow him out.

So, only Zong Wangchuan and Xiao Ming were left in the waiting room.

Zong Wangchuan was about to enter the locker room to take off his examination clothes, but when he turned around, he found that the regular clothes that should have been placed in the locker room had been placed on the sofa by a demon who was always burning with flames.

"Honey, we...hehehe..."

Xiao Ming smiled obscenely.

Zong Wangchuan originally wanted to reject his unreasonable request, but when he saw two empty sundae cups on the coffee table, and a small amount of cream left on the sofa where Han Yi and Jiang Tianxi sat, he thought of Han Yi and Jiang Tianxi's love for him The grumpy behavior in front of him suddenly changed his mind and said, "Abdominal four-dimensional ultrasound examination takes about 10 minutes, you can handle it yourself."

"Hey, 10 minutes is not enough... How about... let the machine malfunction, and then it will take at least half an hour... Hey... Come on, let me take off the examination suit for you first... "

Xiao Ming jumped up in uncontrollable joy, and worked together from top to bottom, in a daze to turn a job that could only be completed in 5 minutes into a large project that was still a long way from completion in more than 30 minutes, until Zong Wangchuan repeatedly urged It just ended unsatisfactorily.

Zong Wangchuan unbuttoned it and said, "Tell me, how much dog food have you been fed by them to suddenly become so perverted?"

"How could I be fed dog food by them?" Xiao Ming said, "Don't look at the two of them who are so affectionate now that they want to become conjoined twins. In fact, they are happy standing on the edge of a cliff. A little external force will cause nothing to fall. left."

"What do you mean?"

Zong Wangchuan was a little puzzled.

Han Yi's eyes on Jiang Tianxi are sincere love, and Jiang Tianxi's eyes on Han Yi are also full of dependence. How can it be possible that the true relationship between two people who are so loving is already in jeopardy?

He looked at Xiao Ming: "Did you find something?"

"Well, I found out a little secret," Xiao Ming said, "Jiang Tianxi is intersex, so he can get pregnant."

"It's not obvious!"

Zong Wangchuan had a good voice but was not angry.

Under natural circumstances, men do not have reproductive function, unless they are fully developed intersex, or women who have undergone sex reassignment surgery.

A pure male individual like him who temporarily has the function of pregnancy due to demon transformation is extremely rare even in the abyss.

"It is true that hermaphrodites have a certain chance of having children, but it is rare for hermaphrodites to have both sets of organs fully developed under natural circumstances," Xiao Ming said, "Jiang Tianxi's fertility is induced by drugs. of."

"Use drugs to force it out..."

Zong Wangchuan felt a little confused.

Xiao Ming said: "Regardless of men and women, the development of reproductive organs belongs to the development of secondary sexual characteristics, and sufficient hormones must be provided to develop and mature. In other words, as long as sufficient developmental hormones are provided, organs that could not develop will have Opportunity develops and matures a second time."

"What exactly do you want to say?" Zong Wangchuan asked.

Xiao Ming said: "I don't know whether Jiang Tianxi took hormones to forcefully ripen his organs because he wanted to have a baby, or because of Han Yi's request. But no matter what the reason is, it means that Han Yi and Jiang Tianxi didn't look like So in love...as the saying goes, show affection, die quickly...hehe...hehe..."

Xiao Ming showed an evil smile, as if he had seen the end of the love between Han Yi and Jiang Tianxi.

"You really..."

Zong Wangchuan rubbed his forehead.

As expected, this bastard was fed dog food by Jiang Tianxi and Han Yi, and he was so unwilling that he could imagine it.

While he was thinking about how to appease this retarded and stingy demon, Han Yi and Jiang Tianxi returned to the waiting room after the inspection.

Because of the presence of outsiders, Jiang Tianxi went to the locker room alone to change into the examination clothes.

Han Yi sat on the sofa with a cold face, and said cursingly: "What a bad luck! During the inspection, the machine malfunctioned, causing Xiaoxi to be left hanging for more than 20 minutes! If it wasn't for Xiaoxi's good temper and didn't want to care about it, today would be the day of the hospital. The chief personally came over to make an apology to us, and the apology is not over yet!"

"Get rid of it, get rid of it."

Xiao Ming said with a smile, with a sunny smile like an angel.

Zong Wangchuan also handed a glass of water to Han Yi, and said, "According to the law of conservation of luck, you've been happy in your relationship recently, so it's inevitable that you will have some troubles in other things."

"makes sense……"

Han Yi finished drinking the water that Zong Wangchuan offered, and said, "Meeting Xiaoxi is the greatest happiness in my life."

"Meeting Yi is also the happiness I cultivated in my previous life."

Jiang Tianxi said softly, wrapping around Han Yi's neck from behind the sofa.

Han Yi then turned his head and became intimate with Jiang Tianxi.

clap clap...

Zong Wangchuan heard the sound of a small-minded demon grinding his teeth.

Zong Wangchuan, who was afraid that Xiao Ming would run away violently on the spot, had no choice but to hold his hand quickly and said, "The inspection has been completed, we can go back."

"Go back so early?"

Han Yi wanted to show his affection in front of Xiao Ming and Zong Wangchuan, so he looked at his phone on purpose, and said, "Ah! Tianyu is also in Changfeng Nursing Home, Xiaoxi, should we go over and say hello?"

"I listen to you."

Jiang Tianxi had a weak expression on his face.

Zong Wangchuan raised his eyebrows when he heard the words, and said, "Tianyu? The Tianyu from Zeng's Industry?"

"Have you heard about the Zeng family?"

Han Yi pretended to be surprised.

You know, Zeng's Industry is one of the top three large companies in Y City. Half a year ago, Zeng Jin, the head of the company, died suddenly without leaving a will. For a time, he was on the legal column every day. Anyone who cares a little about local news has heard of the Zeng family. broken things.

"Know a little bit."

Zong Wangchuan said with a guilty conscience.

His relationship with the Zeng family is not as simple as "knowing a little bit".

Three years ago, Zeng Tianyu's mother had spent huge sums of money to commission him to investigate her husband Zeng Jin's extramarital affairs. The follow-up investigation lasted for a year, and the remuneration was very considerable. three.

Han Yi didn't know that Zong Wangchuan had such a relationship with the Zeng family.

Although he said sweet words like "you are the best" to Jiang Tianxi, he couldn't accept the reality that his lover's appearance was completely compared. Seeing that Zong Wangchuan and Zeng Tianyu seemed to have some relationship, he suddenly felt malicious and said : "Meeting is fate, let's go to the inpatient department to see Tianyu together!"

"Inpatient department? Is Zeng Tianyu injured?"

A shadow passed over Zong Wangchuan's heart.

Seeing that his brows were depressed, Han Yi thought he had guessed the relationship between Zong Wangchuan and Zeng Tianyu, and pretended to be worried and said: "When I was parking, I met a novice driving and accidentally wiped it. Fortunately, it was a skin injury. Let it take a while." It will be fine."

"Skin trauma..."

Zong Wangchuan glanced at Xiao Ming, as if something was on his mind.

Seeing this, Han Yi became more and more elated.

Xiao Ming was originally unhappy with these two guys who are keen to show off their affection. Seeing that they were smart, he deliberately said in a bad voice: "If you miss him, just meet him! I have no idea!"

The author has something to say: The discussion in this chapter about the fertility of intersex people is basically nonsense, please don’t take it seriously, ahaha... run away with the lid on...