Demon husband's exorcism

"Do you feel better now?"

The familiar intimacy made Zong Wangchuan open his eyes, and said weakly: "It's much better...I've recovered, there's no need to..."

"I don't believe it, you look paler now than before."

Xiao Ming whispered, biting his earlobe with his teeth: "Don't be brave in front of me, your body is no different from tender tofu."

"That's only for you, for most people, I'm...all..."

Zong Wangchuan forcefully defended himself, he didn't like the feeling of being caught by Xiao Ming's weakness.

Although from the day he met Xiao Ming, he knew that even if he worked hard for 1 years, he would not be able to catch up with Xiao Ming.

"What is it?"

Xiao Ming put his fingers between the two of them, and while stroking his lips, he added: "The fragility in my mouth is never a physical fragility, but a mental fragility."

"Spiritual level...my spiritual level...spiritual level is better than most people...googoo...woo..."

Zong Wangchuan couldn't finish his sentence.

Because the devil stuck its slender and forked tongue like a snake into his mouth, forcing him to whimper that he didn't know whether he hated or liked it.

After Xiao Ming fiddled with his tongue and even his throat, he withdrew his tongue and said, "When it's not about him, you're really tenacious. If it's about him and Zong Qing...you're at your limit if you can keep calm." .”

"so--"

"So you must not interfere with Zhang Lili's affairs!"

Xiao Ming looked at Zong Wangchuan sternly: "This is an order!"

"I don't like the feeling of being ordered," Zong Wangchuan said, "I only do what I think—you!"

After a rush, he found that his throat couldn't make a sound!

("Give me back my voice!")

Zong Wangchuan was angry.

He grabbed his fist to hit Xiao Ming.

Xiao Ming said to him gently: "This is my punishment for you, and it is also your protection. You will thank me after the matter is over."

("Impossible! Absolutely impossible! I absolutely—")

"Absolutely what?"

Xiao Ming lowered his head, bit his ear and said, "Let's do the Human Creation Movement!"

("—?!")

Zong Wangchuan was shocked.

Xiao Ming explained: "I hope our children are born of love, but if this is your wish... I can only feel sorry for this child who has not even formed cells... because only in this way can we let You don't speak, don't think...no..."

("You...you...um...")

……

……

After knelt down to Zhang Ningyu and his wife for forgiveness, Xiao Ning left the Zhang family, but was stopped by Bai Fumei driving a supercar at the subway entrance.

The woman in a taupe-colored casual suit took off her sunglasses and smiled at Xiao Ning: "You are Xiao Ning? Lili's boyfriend?"

"Who are you? Lili's friend?"

Xiao Ning looked around in his mind, but couldn't find the corresponding name, but because the other party's dress was very unusual, he didn't dare to refuse casually.

The woman saw his contradiction and said with a smile, "My name is Zhang Min, and I'm Lili's classmate in elementary school."

"A classmate in elementary school..."

Xiao Ning felt something was wrong, looked at the time, and said, "Beauty, I have something else to do, let's talk next time."

"Where are you going? I'll see you off."

Zhang Min showed Xiao Ning his car.

Xiao Ning was somewhat conflicted.

Like most men, Xiao Ning likes famous watches, famous sports cars and footballs, but apart from footballs, the other two things are luxuries for him from a working family, especially sports cars that cost millions.

Now, with the limited-edition sports car that he only touched at the auto show in front of him, it was hard for Xiao Ning to suppress his curiosity——

"this and that……"

He hesitated.

Zhang Min shook the key and said, "Can you drive?"

"What do you mean?"

Xiao Ning was puzzled.

Zhang Min said: "I can lend you the car to drive for half an hour, if you know how to drive!"

Hearing this, Xiao Ning's last hesitation disappeared.

He couldn't wait to say to Zhang Min: "Yes! I can drive!"

"Then what are we waiting for! Get in the car!"

Zhang Min spoke cheerfully, and the sports car disintegrated gracefully, allowing the two of them to sit in.

……

Even if it is a supercar, it is also helpless when encountering a big traffic jam in the city. Because it is a supercar, car lovers from all walks of life will take the opportunity to watch, take pictures, and take photos together.

While waiting for the red light to turn green, Xiao Ning couldn't help feeling emotional.

Zhang Min also turned to look at Xiao Ning, and said, "I went back to China to give you and Lili money, I didn't expect—"

"sorry."

Xiao Ning was a little depressed.

Zhang Min said: "Life is impermanent, it's better to think about it. By the way, is there any clue about Lili's case? Do you know who the murderer is?"

"So far, nothing has been found," Xiao Ning said, "There is no witness, no physical evidence... The police have not found anything except to confirm that I am not the murderer..."

"Did you find nothing?"

Zhang Min sighed and said, "Wouldn't that be an unsolved case?"

"The police said they would do their best, but I... I... As long as I think that Lili is still lying in the morgue and cannot rest in peace, I... just..."

Xiao Ning's eye sockets were moist.

Zhang Min asked coldly: "Is it possible that a passer-by committed a crime? I heard that nine of the ten unsolved cases were committed by a passer-by. The murderer and the deceased did not know each other and there is no possibility of conflict of interest. Therefore, it is extremely difficult to solve."

"Did passers-by commit a crime?"

Xiao Ning thought for a few minutes, then suddenly got angry, and said, "Lili is not the kind of casual girl! She won't just because she quarreled with me—"

"I, like you, absolutely believe in Lili's character, but who can guarantee that all the people she meets are good people? There are all kinds of men in the bar at twelve o'clock in the evening!"

Zhang Min showed a suggestive smile.

Xiao Ning frowned, and said, "If that's the case, then wouldn't I...find a needle in a haystack..."

"The police will handle the matter of catching the culprit. At best, I'm just making a reasonable inference based on the existing information. Don't think too much about it."

Zhang Min smiled and pointed to the front: "Handsome Xiao, the red light has turned green."

"The red light turned green..."

I don't know if Zhang Min's words touched my heartstrings, but Xiao Ning's voice darkened inexplicably.

……

……

Zhu Biao walked into Morning Star Bar.

Wu Lili's case made him upset and irritable, and he wanted to find his old friend to drink a couple of cups to vent his anger.

However, when he walked into the Morning Star Bar, he didn't see Zong Wangchuan, but Xiao Ming was sitting in front of the bar with a smirk on his face, crossing his legs and looking at him.

"Old Zhu, you came at the right time. I have something to ask you."

"What the hell did you bastard do again?"

Zhu Biao walked up to Xiao Ming.

After more than half a year of easing, Zhu Biao has gradually accepted the fact that Zong Wangchuan lived with an unreliable guy who even had a forged ID card, but it was still difficult to restrain Xiao Ming's hippie face every time he saw it. human impulse.

Xiao Ming pointed to the ceiling with a playful smile, and said, "Please help me coax."

"What do you mean? He caught you stealing food?"

"I'm a three-good man, how could I steal it."

"why?"

"We quarreled, about the children."

Xiao Ming took a bottle of whiskey from Linda, poured half a glass for Zhu Biao, and said, "Help me persuade him!"

"advise?!"

Zhu Biao drank the whiskey in one gulp and smashed the glass on the bar: "How did you kneel down and swear when you lied to him to live together! Now that you're tired of playing, you want to pat your clothes and go home to get married and have children?!"

He snatched the bottle and got himself a full glass.

"Thanks to Xiao Zong's good temper, he had a cold war with you! If it were me, I would blow your head off with one shot!"

"……what?!"

Xiao Ming touched his head in horror, and asked Linda in a low voice: "Did I just say something that was misunderstood? Why did he keep saying things I couldn't understand?"

"Boss, you didn't say something to misunderstand 'people', you just said something that cannot be explained by human common sense."

Linda added three pieces of ice to Zhu Biao's glass, and said comfortingly, "Brother Biao, our boss has never thought of having children with anyone other than Brother Zong. He wants you to persuade Brother Zong to agree to it." and him to create a child with the genes of two people by means that may violate science."

"Oh, so I wanted Xiaozong to have a baby...Having a baby is good! Xiaozong has always liked children... Wait a minute! What did you just say!"

Zhu Biao suddenly came back to his senses, his face paled in shock: "...This bastard wants Xiaozong to give him a child?!"

He suspected that he drank fake wine, otherwise how could he drink it down and hear nonsense in his ears!

Xiao Ming nodded affirmatively: "Yes, I've been persuading him to get pregnant and have a baby recently."

"..."

Hearing this, Zhu Biao stared at Xiao Ming for a long time, then drank three glasses of vodka in one breath, rubbed his hot ears and said, "I'm sure I'm already drunk."

After speaking, Zhu Biao fell asleep.

Xiao Ming looked at Linda inexplicably: "What does this mean?"

Linda thought for a while and replied, "Boss, don't you think it's a bit heartbreaking to talk about how many children you have with a man who has no wife yet?"

"Oh, so that's the case, no wonder he looks unhappy."

Xiao Ming stretched out his hand, carefully picked his fingers and counted for a long time, and said, "The first week of transformation is the easiest to conceive. I will go to work first."

"How to deal with this guy?" Linda asked Xiao Ming.

Xiao Ming glanced at Zhu Biao who was drunk, and said, "Whatever you want to do with it, remember to dig out his underpants before throwing it out!"

The author has something to say: I would like to add, why is Zong Tongzhuo driving most of the time in the article, because Xiao Tongzhuo's ID card, driver's license, etc. are all forged...

Another joke:

At the fashion conference held yesterday, the talented fashion designer Xiao Ming changed from the previous style of ghosts and ghosts, and released nearly a hundred sets of parent-child men's clothing, among which the men's underwear series is a brand new product line.

According to reports, Xiao Ming has been refusing to design men's underwear for many years, because he and his partner have no habit of wearing underwear. It was not until they had a child that they realized that it would be more convenient to have a few pieces of underwear with them when they got up in the middle of the night to take care of the child.