Demon husband's exorcism

"Fuck!"

Zong Wangchuan couldn't help but cursed.

It's okay if the good thing is interrupted, and the two of them are covered with leaves and——

Zong Wangchuan took a look at his shoes and clothes, and found that besides the blood, there was also a yellow-white slurry that was suspected to be brain matter.

"...that's disgusting..."

He complained.

Xiao Ming quickly comforted Zong Wangchuan: "Honey, don't be angry. Those who ruined our good deeds have already been condemned by God, we can't be serious with a dead person... Calm down... Calm down..."

At the same time as comforting, Xiao Ming also greeted the hundred generations of blood of this dead ghost who never died sooner or later but was about to die when they were about to make out.

Zong Wangchuan settled down, and said to Xiao Ming: "You are right, the dead are the most important. We should immediately notify the hospital to send him to emergency treatment—even though we all know that he is dead..."

"How about saying hello to the police by the way?"

"it is good."

Zong Wangchuan was about to take out his mobile phone to find the police number, but the medical staff had already arrived, shouting "Let me go", took pictures of the dead man in a white coat, and moved him to the emergency bed.

When moving the corpse, the deceased's foot was tilted, and a hole shoe fell into Xiao Ming's field of vision.

Xiao Ming, whose romance was interrupted, was furious at first, and only forced to suppress his anger because of Zong Wangchuan's presence. When he suddenly saw this vulgar shoe, he couldn't control his emotions immediately, and used the topic to explode: "The hole shoes Should not have been invented!"

"Then what should he wear?" Zong Wangchuan asked.

Xiao Ming said: "I don't know what he should wear, but it should definitely not be hole shoes! You must know that there is only one part of a man's body that needs rubber products with embossed patterns!"

As soon as the voice fell, the air was stiff.

The medical staff, who were depressed because of a colleague's accident, all looked at the two of them with a little understanding.

Zong Wangchuan was so embarrassed that he wanted to dig a hole and stuff Xiao Ming in.

He grabbed Xiao Ming's collar and warned: "Can't you use your brain or eyes before speaking! Be careful of the occasion!"

"oh oh!"

Xiao Ming hastily corrected his words and said, "Take back the foreword, there is only one part of a real man's body that needs rubber products, or some small toys made of rubber—"

Bah!

Zong Wangchuan was so angry that he punched Xiao Ming in the face.

"The deceased was a woman!"

……

……

The identity of the deceased was quickly established.

Zhang Gui, Kang Ailing's attending physician, was chatting with Kang Ailing and Yang Ying's mother and daughter in Kang Ailing's ward before the fall.

According to Yang Ying and Kang Ailing's recollection, Dr. Zhang had a very happy conversation with them at that time, and had no intention of committing suicide at all.

Later, Kang Ailing wanted to go to the bathroom—she had been infusions almost every day recently, her wrists were swollen and she couldn't use her strength, so she went into the bathroom with her mother Yang Ying.

took over -

"If I had known that such a terrible thing would happen a few minutes after Xiaoling and I entered the bathroom, I...I..."

Yang Ying broke down in tears.

Kang Ailing also kept wiping away her tears.

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At the request of the police, Kang Ailing's ward was temporarily sealed off as the first crime scene, and Kang Ailing was transferred to the next ward.

Considering that everything in the house may be related to Zhang Gui's "suicide", Kang Ailing did not take anything, including personal items, when she was transferred to the ward.

Zong Wangchuan originally planned to keep Lily, which caused internal conflicts in the Kang family, and was also kept because the origin is unknown.

Seeing this scene, Zong Wangchuan, who originally wanted to stay and watch the fun, frowned.

"Dr. Zhang definitely did not commit suicide," he said, "There is something else wrong with this matter."

"So what? You're not a doctor, you're not a policeman, you're just an exorcist detective."

Xiao Ming leaned against Zong Wangchuan's back and splashed cold water: "Are you still planning to bring a dead man into the mortuary of the hospital at midnight, temporarily revive the dead Zhang Gui, and tell who pushed her off the window sill?"

Xiao Ming was just teasing, but Zong Wangchuan took it seriously.

He glanced at the building where the mortuary was located, and said in a low voice, "Can lighting a dead person's candle really bring the dead back to life temporarily?"

"This one……"

Xiao Ming felt that he was lifting a rock to hit himself in the foot.

Zong Wangchuan turned around and looked straight at him: "Tell me, yes or no."

"Forehead……"

Xiao Ming took a breath and said, "It's still nine hours before midnight, let's go to the garage for a deep kiss that goes straight to the soul, and I'll tell you how to do it after the exchange."

"it is good."

Zong Wangchuan agreed.

After all, Xiao Ming is a demon who can't get ahead without benefits. If he just orders and doesn't give benefits, this guy will definitely hide something during the lecture.

……

……

"You are indeed a mouth that can read the most awkward scriptures as beautifully as reciting poetry, my dear, your tongue is so flexible that it can suck out my soul... No, I am a devil, and devils have no souls ...Hoohoo...it doesn't matter, anyway, it's really cool~ really cool~"

Xiao Ming lay on the car seat, talking shamelessly.

Zong Wangchuan raised his head, wiped his mouth, and said, "Since you're so excited, can you teach me how to use a dead man's candle?"

"no problem."

Xiao Ming sat up with a grunt, touched Zong Wangchuan's chin with his nails, and said, "Before I formally explain to you how to use the dead man's candle, you have to do one more thing."

"whats the matter?"

"Swallow it all."

Xiao Ming smirked, his fingers slid down his chin to his Adam's apple, and tapped lightly: "Don't expect to spit it all out again when I'm not paying attention."

"alright, you win."

Zong Wangchuan helplessly raised his head and swallowed.

Xiao Ming saw that his expression was reluctant, so he accepted it as soon as he saw it, and said: "Before making candles for dead people, we must first find a dead person's hand... Now that all the staff are engaged in cremation, it is not easy to find a suitable dead person's hand... ..."

"I know where dead hands are."

As he spoke, Zong Wangchuan took out a bottle of mineral water from the trunk, unscrewed the bottle, and prepared to rinse his mouth.

Seeing this, Xiao Ming showed a resentful woman's expression again: "Sure enough, you despise me!"

"I didn't dislike you, there was someone over there."

Zong Wangchuan pointed to the front.

Following his fingers, Xiao Ming saw Yang Ying.

"she?"

Xiao Ming was surprised.

At this time, Zong Wangchuan had finished rinsing his mouth.

He stuffed the mineral water bottle into Xiao Ming's arms, took out a handful of 660 roses that were almost overflowing the back seat of the car, and walked towards Yang Ying in a graceful manner.

……

When she came to the hospital to visit a doctor, she encountered an accident where the doctor fell from the building. Yang Ying had to stay in the hospital for another hour. After getting out of the elevator, she hurried towards the car.

At this time, a handsome young man appeared in the field of vision with a rose in his hand, looking at his posture, he seemed to be here for her.

Yang Ying stopped in her tracks.

She knows that she is good-looking. Although she is already a mother of two children, she can still pretend to be an unmarried beauty after cleverly dressing up, and easily fascinates a 20-year-old young man.

but--

The handsome guy walking towards him is really handsome!

More than any man she'd met in the thirty-odd years before—

No, prettier than anyone she'd ever seen.

If it is said that the beauty of the country is [-] points, the handsome guy in front of him can at least score [-] points for his appearance!

How could this kind of handsome guy who would be chased by others appear in front of him with roses in his hands, he must be——

Zong Wangchuan stopped in front of Yang Ying and gave out the rose in his hand: "It's for you."

"You are……"

Yang Ying tried her best to find the other person's name in her memory - such a handsome face, if she had seen it before, it was absolutely impossible to forget it.

After all, it is impossible for such a handsome and handsome man to give her a bouquet of roses just because she looks good.

After searching for a long time, Yang Ying didn't remember the other party's name, so she could only ask with a rose in her arms, "Handsome guy, do we know each other?"

"do not know."

Zong Wangchuan answered truthfully.

Yang Ying was shocked: "You don't know me? Then why did you send me roses?"

"I know your husband, and your husband knows me."

The corners of Zong Wangchuan's mouth curled up slightly, revealing a smile that made Yang Ying feel chilly.

She suddenly thought of some kind of cruel possibility, and asked tremblingly: "...you...you...you won't be my husband's..."

"Mr. Kang is completely heterosexual, and the man I like is not his type."

"That's good……"

Yang Ying breathed a sigh of relief, and asked again: "Since you and my husband don't have that kind of relationship, what are you doing here? You brought roses?"

"Because I have several words that I must explain to my wife face to face."

Zong Wangchuan lowered his voice and said, "I'm a detective, a private detective."

"Private eye? Could it be—"

A light flashed in Yang Ying's eyes: "Did my husband hire you to investigate me?!"

Zong Wangchuan smiled noncommittally, and pointed to Yang Ying's car: "This is not a place to talk."

"Indeed, this is not the place to talk."

Yang Ying got into the car with roses in her arms, and asked Zong Wangchuan to sit in the co-pilot's seat.

The car starts and drives out of the garage.

Sitting on the hood of the car smiling and drinking water while watching Zong Wangchuan flirt with Yang Ying, Xiao Ming's smile froze when he saw this scene.

"Damn! It's fine to use my roses to pickle women under my nose! You still openly release my pigeons!"

Frustrated, he threw away the half-drinked mineral water, jumped into the sports car, and chased it out at full speed, cursing silently in his heart:

Zong Wangchuan, if you dare to let me see you having sex with that old woman, I will make you never have the chance to walk on the ground in the next life!

The author has something to say: Today was a little rough, dragging a suitcase and 20 catties of peaches to go out, but I kept meeting kind people on the road, and I got on the subway smoothly, hehe~

Shun, everyone should understand Xiao’s color jokes, right?