The president sent me to cheer

After replying, He Jiu turned off the D sound.

He carried his face proudly and went to the restaurant.

It's rare that I didn't work overtime today and have a lot of free time.

But maybe because he is used to being busy, He Jiu didn't know what to do in the face of the long-lost surplus. After thinking for a while, he decided to search for Xiao A on the Internet.

He knows Xiao A's Weibo ID, and he has seen it on his mobile phone before.

It's just that he didn't use this software at all before, so he hasn't checked him until now.

He Jiu downloaded the software and registered a new account to follow Little A.

But as soon as he clicked the + follow button, he suddenly felt something was wrong.

The identity of a fan seems to be a bit...

Level too low?

yes!He is now his boss.

How can you be so humble? !

So He Jiu shut him down.

And changed to quietly follow.

Well, that's right!

As a leader, he must observe secretly in order to see the truest state of employees.

He Jiu scrolled down.

I found that since Guan Erpi and the others tossed, Xiao A seemed to have not broadcast live for a long time, and Weibo was rarely updated, and there were almost no private topics.

It was also very interesting to re-read the previous Weibo, so He Jiu just read it one by one.

Flipping through, I suddenly found a few group numbers.

It's Little A's fan group.

After all, little A is also an... amateur Internet celebrity with tens of thousands of fans.

There are quite a lot of fans.

He Jiu randomly picked one to add.

But I don't know if the administrator is not there, his application has not been approved for a long time, and the group chat did not pop up on the phone until he finished eating, took a shower, and lay down on the bed to go to sleep.

"Group Member A: Welcome newcomers!"

"Group member B: Welcome newcomers!"

"Group member C: Welcome! Remember to change your vest!"

He Jiu felt that he was Xiao A's boss.

It is even more necessary to uphold the mentality of being considerate and caring for subordinates.

Do as the Romans do, keep a low profile.

Don't let these children know that he is the leader to inspect, so as not to frighten them.

So he obediently cut out and changed a group of business cards.

When he returned to the group chat interface, he was found to be attacked by someone.

"Group member D: @H9, routine for newcomers! Please come with an inspiring rainbow fart! The promotion organization needs you!"

"H9: What is a rainbow fart?"

"Group member D: It's just a compliment!"

Oh……

It turned out to be a compliment.

He Jiu suddenly realized.

Just about to type, but found that I don't know how to start.

Wait...how should I praise someone?

Does he seem to never praise anyone?

"H9: How do you usually boast? Can you demonstrate it?"

"Group member B: Rainbow fart! It's very simple! Just look at it!"

"Group member B: Ah, Big A is really strong! When you are parachuting in the air, you are as light as a shot put! Even when you land into a box, it is so square and just right, it is simply world-class It’s a masterpiece! It has a stellar appeal! Please don’t give up on this game! It will continue to be played tomorrow, okay?”

"Group member C: Hey... this rainbow fart is too bad, don't listen to him, let me give you a paragraph!"

"Group member C: I finally waited for you, but luckily I didn't give up! University A, you finally started the live broadcast 1551... Being able to watch your live broadcast is the greatest blessing in my life! Your Thomas rotation body fell in three and a half weeks The appearance of falling to death in a spiral is simply the strongest aesthetics of human beings!"

"Group member A: Can you blow rainbow farts? Don't spoil the newcomers, okay? @H9, let me give you a paragraph."

"Group member A: Oh my god! Is this mind-blowing driving skill real? Even the appearance of hitting a tree is the most cocoa in the universe~! The scream full of small milk sounds is so charming! Big A Has your throat been kissed by an angel? Every time I listen to you sing, I want to get drunk in your voice! Big A is simply a game genius! Maternity God! My intelligence is 0 points, and the ability of rainbow fart is 0 points. But the love for University A is 100 points! I really hope to see the live broadcast of University A every day!"

He Jiu took a look at their rainbow farts.

If he realized something, he said "Oh~".

"H9: Understood."

He imitated the tone of group member A.

Started my first rainbow fart experience.

"H9: My God! Is this mind-blowing skill real? Even the appearance of picking tomatoes is the most cocoa in the universe~! The voice full of cross talk is so charming! Your smile is soaked in honey Every time I see you smiling at me, I want to take you home and hide you! You are a cross talk genius! Maternal sand sculpture! My funny is 0 points, my ability to praise people is 0 points, but I like your heart But 100 points! I wish I could see you in the office every day!"

"Group Member A: ???"

"Group member B: ???"

"Group member C: ???"

"Group member D: Brother, did you add the wrong group? Ours is the fan group of @传奇的少年A..."

"H9: ..."

He Jiu didn't have time to explain.

He was kicked out of the group chat on the spot.

It was the first time he was kicked out when he grew to such a big size.

Momentary anger rises from the heart, and evil grows to the gallbladder.

Regardless of what time it is, he immediately called Xi Yan.

There was a bit of grievance in the anger, and a bit of helplessness in the sadness.

outraged.

"I was kicked out of the group chat!"

"What? Someone dared to kick you out of the group chat?!"

Xi Yan exclaimed.

I couldn't believe my ears.

"Who is so bold? I'm going to flesh him out!"

He Jiu was alert: "Why is he human?"

"What else can I do! He's bullying my brother! He's so arrogant, of course I have to find him quickly!"

Xi Yan's tone was extremely fierce.

"Give him a pennant!!!"

He Jiu:? ? ? ? ?

Maybe he felt He Jiu's anger.

Xi Yan didn't joke with him, and started to propose seriously.

"Actually, if you're really angry, I suggest you hang someone up."

"Where to hang?"

"Huh! The people there are the best at making up stories. If you want to vent your emotions, just mix in and write them as cannon fodder in your story!"

He Jiu was silent for a while.

ask him.

"So you wrote me as cannon fodder?"

"........."

When Xi Yan mentioned this, He Jiu really wanted to see what he had written about him.

After hanging up the phone, he quickly downloaded Mouhu.

He originally wanted to search for his own name.

But when he opened the search bar, "Legendary Boy A" was typed up by accident.

I didn't expect that there was actually a question about Little A on XX.

The title is "How to evaluate the boy A in the legend of the up master in the Didili game area?"

There were quite a few fans of Little A in the answers, almost occupying the entire audience, and they all praised him.

There are only a few sporadic articles saying that his operation is too bad to watch, and he was folded.

He Jiu took a rough look.

Found a piece of information that is particularly worthy of research.

"University A is just a little fool. Everything else is fine, but he is as happy as a child without boasting. He is really super cute! He must be a very obedient and soft boy in reality, right? I want to take it home and hold it high!"

As happy as a child when you boast?

Is he so unflattering?

He Jiu touched his chin.

I understand.

So the next day, when Little A entered the office.

He heard the warm greeting from He Jiu.

"Hey, your hairstyle looks great today!"

Little A:? ? ? ? ?

It seemed that he felt the confusion and disgust in his expression.

He Jiu thought for a while, then said again solemnly.

"Simply a world-class masterpiece!"

Little A: "This is a wig."

"..."

He Jiu was hit hard.

He frowned and went to approve the documents.

Little A took out the manga borrowed from the little secretary in the secretary room.

Continue to be on call today.

What he got today was a funny cartoon.

There is a particularly funny plot in it. Halfway through, Xiao A couldn't help but laugh, but then remembered that he was in He Jiu's office, so he quickly restrained his smile and adjusted back to a serious look.

But his laughter still startled He Jiu.

I saw him look up.

Poker face.

The tone is excited and artificial.

"You have a great smile!"

Little A:?

Maybe it’s because I feel like I’m not boasting enough.

He Jiu added.

"It's like a laugh that has been bitten by an angel!"

Little A:? ? ? ? ? ?

Little A thought he was laughing at himself for having a bad laugh.

With a snort, he lowered his head and continued to read the manga.

Shengshi Group is Shengshi Group after all.

Management is very strict.

There are only a few comics circulated in the secretary's office, and they will be gone if you just look at them.

After reading the last book in hand, Little A was about to sigh with regret when he heard a series of notification sounds on his mobile phone.

Open the phone and take a look.

Only then did I realize that it was my high school classmate.

Little A went to boarding school in high school.

After leaving his mother, he was left without discipline, and his lively side gradually emerged, and he also made many friends.

Send this one a message now.

It was his best roommate in high school.

The roommate is a love brain, and he has to die or live for love all day long.

In the first year of high school alone, I had six girlfriends.

Every day is not in love, is on the way of love.

Tirelessly invading the nights in their dormitory with the artificial voice of a male announcer.

To put it simply, I press my throat every day and call my girlfriend until two o'clock in the morning.

The sleep killer of their dorm.

Little A lives up to his name.

He always listens carefully to the complaints of others.

My roommate has been complaining for three years in high school, and I really can't do without him.

So even after graduating for many years, I still came to him from time to time crying and complained that I broke up again.

His appearance reminded Xiao A of a recent job with Lao Li.

It is to write a song "sing to a friend who has lost love".

But He Jiu is an office here, firstly, he doesn't have a guitar, and secondly, it is impossible to write music in his office.

So, he chose to write words first.

Little A asked He Jiu for a pen and paper.

It took some time and finally finished before leaving get off work in the afternoon.

Seeing him thinking hard all afternoon, He Jiu guessed that this time should be a good opportunity to praise him.

So he asked him to come over.

The copy he got was transcribed by Little A after he finished it.

The handwriting is neat, the lines are crisp, and there is no trace of alteration.

"Yongchao" is written on the top, which should be the title of the song.

Looking down, it is the words he wrote.

"Is it this light that hurts your eyes

When talking about the past with him, the tears flow."

He Jiu didn't think that a little fool like Little A could write anything.

It was the same at first glance.

It's elementary school students' writing.

However, as a leader, he should not dampen the confidence of employees.

So I decided to keep my mouth shut first, and while pretending to read it seriously, I tried my best to organize my words so as not to praise him.

He looks down.

Look to the third row.

"He's not ideal, but you're overinvesting in

Even if there is no hope of return, I will not let go

In fact, it’s the same for anyone, as long as I can be by your side

Act out the pre-set bitterness and love, so that you and your friends can speak up.”

The lyrics are written here, although they are still comforting.

But why does it still seem to have a stinging feeling?

He Jiu blinked in confusion.

Keep looking down.

"You should also know that he is just a supporting role, used to set off the pride

But afraid of being out of the crowd, walking alone will look ridiculous

How important it is to be with you, if you separate, you will defect

Say it's lonely and boring, or is it mediocre?

Excuse, it's a cliché"

He Jiu heard Xiao A just now say that he was going to write a song "Sing to a friend who is broken in love".

I thought it was about comfort.

This kind of song is also very common in the market.

For example, something like "Happy Breakup" generally encourages others to come out of the pain of being broken up.

But why does the song in front of me seem to be very aggressive?

The above two paragraphs are the first part, after which many are repeated.

But when it comes to the last few choruses, the lyrics are very different.

"Glory to the outside world, scars are also treasures

Throw away the antidote behind your back and enjoy this mediocrity

Advice is also ridiculous.”

"Depression and claustrophobia are all required, and it is rare to pick and advertise

I dare not let you know, this disease is called mediocrity

I'm afraid you will call yourself sick."

If the front is strongly aggressive.

At this point, almost all the skins of decency have been peeled off.

More like debunking a friend.

Said that although he sought comfort from himself, he actually enjoyed the painful process.

He was obviously sarcastic.

Although it is just a primary school student's writing, every sentence is thorny.

What comfort is this?

This clearly revealed the other party's background!

He Jiu looked up at Little A.

I saw his expectant face.

He seemed to be waiting for his comment, his eyes were clear and clear.

Seeing him looking over, he tilted his head slightly.

Such a fool.

Did you actually write such fierce lyrics?

He Jiu lost his mind for a moment.

I heard little A ask again: "How is it? It's my first time writing lyrics, is it okay?"

He hasn't read all the lyrics yet.

One last paragraph left.

He Jiu lowered his eyes.

Suppress the complicated thoughts and try to read it.

"Red and swollen like a new peach, beautiful like cheese when crushed

Boil a word of rhetoric, can't cure mediocrity

Accompany you until there is no cure.”

The first sentence should be said by Lu Xun.

The original sentence is "where it is red and swollen, it is as beautiful as peaches and plums; when it is festering, it is as beautiful as cheese."

It is something that is clearly not good, but it is treated as a treasure.

I have to brag about it and force it to be good.

This sentence is pressed here.

Summarize all the previous offensive content.

Although the whole lyrics are full of thorns.

But at the end, it showed some tenderness.

Like after a beating.

He quietly hugged his friend again.

The last reversal actually gave the whole poem a very strong force.

Far more impressive than directly encouraging a perk.

He Jiu looked at Little A.

Suddenly, he felt that he might not be as stupid as he thought.

Not only is it not stupid, but it is also very possible...

A little too clever.

Off work time has come.

Xiao A bid farewell to He Jiu, called the driver and asked him to pick her up.

He has been waiting all day now, and he has been bored all day, and he is really tired of waiting.

He took out his phone and wanted to chat with someone.

But he doesn't have many friends on the Penguin, and most of them are very busy.

Even if you find it, it may not be there.

Little A thought about it.

I decided to find the cuties in my fan base.

The fan base is very active.

His little cuties are having fun.

He flipped through the chat history.

Wanted to see what they were getting excited about.

Has been turned for a long time.

Just saw the source of the topic they discussed.

"Group member E: Which group is this from? Rainbow farts must also follow the Basic Law???"

There is also a link to share below.

It's a question called "How to evaluate the boy A in the legend of the up master in the Didili game area?".

He knows this question and has been asking for a long time.

Someone once shared it in his fan group, so a large group of people were attracted to answer.

It's basically a place where rainbow farts are concentrated.

Sometimes he feels that he is lost, so he will go to visit and recharge himself.

No one should have made a fuss about this issue.

But I didn't expect that after such a long time, it would cause such a heated discussion.

Little A clicked on the link.

Pulling that answer to the end, I glanced at the date.

It says "Edited on 2019-05-12".

That is, last night.

He looked up.

In an instant, he was attracted by the last line above the date.

There are only two short words there.

"I miss the day."

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Ten catties of tomatoes still have five seconds to reach the battlefield~