Leaving the past behind 2019

On Monday, Li Kageng caught Sister Ling who was going to the tea room, and asked furtively, "Sister Ling, when will Mr. Zhou leave?"

"I won't be able to leave for a while. It seems that I'm going to celebrate my birthday here. Just now, I heard that the general affairs side held a small meeting to talk about the preparations. What? Do you expect him to leave?"

"Don't dare!" Li Kageng waved his hands like rattles: "Then ask again, when is your birthday?"

Sister Ling looked at him suspiciously: "July 26."

Li Jiageng was startled: "Oh! Leo?" The next second, he drooped his eyebrows and said, "It's only the end of May, it's still more than two months—"

"Isn't that right? The general affairs department really worked hard. Now I'm starting to think about the birthday celebration plan. If you want me to say, celebrate with the people, everyone will be paid a holiday fee, and we will have a three-day holiday."

Li Jiageng looked at her speechlessly: "Is that someone's birthday or yours? I've only heard of receiving gifts on birthdays, but I've never heard of sending money out. It's still a holiday, let's release the water!"

"You just released the water, I'm going to fetch it!"

"That's right, I'm going to release the water~~"

Since the last encounter in the bathroom, Li Jiageng has suffered a lot. Going to the bathroom and smoking are like spies touching the door. He has to deal with it when Mr. Zhou is not around, for fear of being blocked again.

The current situation is really difficult to deal with. If Mr. Zhou makes it clear that he wants to develop something with him, he can also make it clear and refuse-of course, he must also talk about skills. After all, it is too difficult to find a job that is satisfactory in all aspects. His The first set of rejection schemes is pretending to be straight.

But Mr. Zhou just hinted, using small moves that only the same kind can understand.

Because of the level, he didn't have so many opportunities for private contact with the other party at work, and the other party didn't often stay in the company. They only met once or twice in the corridor, sometimes with a few people around the other party, and sometimes by themselves In a group of people, when the eyes of the public are intertwined, he can feel the other party's eyes gliding over his face, neck and collarbone with strong stickiness and speed - how hungry and thirsty this is, returning from France Didn't you bring a companion?Li Jiageng was a little expecting that the other party would tell him the truth, so that he would introduce him to a few high-quality gay bars—oh, I almost forgot, he had to pretend to be straight.

Another time I ran into it alone, it was in the smoking area. Coincidentally, there are at least five people gathered in the smoking area. The person wearing a special custom-made suit is here, but the cigarette is already in his hand, and the other party has already seen him. It would be too deliberate to turn around and go back immediately, and it does not fit his straight-fit personality, so he had to bite the bullet and take a few puffs .

Mr. Zhou sized him up with soft and sticky eyes: "Are you married?"

Li Kageng took a deep breath, exhaled the smoke slowly, and replied deeply, "It's coming soon."

"Is there a partner?"

"There is a fiancée."

Excuse me, Lao Li, please change your nature first.

Mr. Zhou was about to smile: "Then congratulations."

"Hehe, that's it." Li Jiageng felt that his pretense was perfect, and it seemed that all straight men were like this. When he mentioned his woman, he was smug with a hint of disdain.

Li Jiageng didn't know whether Mr. Zhou believed in this wave of pretending, and how much he believed, but he himself believed it very much.

He just has a fiancée who is almost living together, and... is also a Leo.

Back in front of the computer, Li Kah Kee opened the webpage and entered the word constellation.

He actually doesn't believe in horoscopes, it's too confusing, but he didn't expect Mr. Zhou to be a Leo, he knew that the description of Leo is usually inseparable from the words "desire to control, machismo, leadership", desire to control and machismo ...He thinks that Li Henan is a little bit in bed, but he has leadership skills... Both Li Henan and Zhou Tianming are above the level of managers, is it true what the constellations say?

Did the zodiac sign say what Leo likes as a birthday present?

Yes, the last second complained that the General Affairs Department started planning the boss's birthday celebration plan two months in advance, and Li Jiageng himself also started thinking about what birthday gift to give his lion two months in advance.

Li Henan already has a lot of expensive clothes, and it's not uncommon for him to give them as gifts. He can't afford famous watches for the time being, fun games...he usually plays often, food...it doesn't seem interesting if he doesn't make it himself.

Li Jiageng read and thought about the content listed on the webpage, and he reached the bottom without knowing it.

What zodiac sign is Leo most compatible with?

Check your love speed with him!

What tricks do Leos love?

Emmm...then look up speed-dating.

day!

Why only 50%? !

"Aquarius is not subject to any control, unless he is willing, but one second he fell in love with dizziness, and the next second he disliked him until divorce. But qnm!!"

Who wrote this?Did Aquarius provoke you?

"Hey, do you still believe in horoscopes? Aquarius and lion? Who is Aquarius and who is a lion?" Xiaoyan hit the cannon barrel now.

Li Jiageng turned off the display with a "snap": "Who told you to watch it? This is my privacy!"

Xiaoyan was not annoyed either: "Okay, okay, I was wrong!" Now she believed in sister Ling's analysis even more, this kid must be in love, people in love have such ups and downs.

She returned to her seat, and while tidying up the messy stationery on the table, she seemed to be muttering to herself: "The horoscope is not accurate. Do people in the world only have twelve personalities? You still have to look at it in conjunction with the astrolabe. "

"What is an astrolabe?"

Xiaoyan immediately turned her chair around: "Actually, I don't know much about it, but the astrolabe must be more accurate than the constellation. For example, the constellation usually refers to the sun constellation, which is what you just looked at. It only represents one person. some way."

"Ah, it only represents a certain aspect."

"That's right, so it's all nonsense just to say whether a constellation is compatible with any constellation."

Li Jiageng's mood improved in an instant: "I can't see that you are usually stupid, but you are very sensible when you talk about this."

Xiaoyan kicked his chair from the air: "You are so stupid! Do you still want to hear it?"

"Great God please enlighten me!"

Xiaoyan dragged her voice narrowly: "Then tell me now, who is the water bottle and who is the lion?"

"Cough!" Li Jiageng blushed in a rare way: "Then just leave it alone."

Seeing him like this, a fool can't see that he must be a part of the Aquarius lion. Xiaoyan thought about it and concluded: "You are an Aquarius."

"If you don't think so, I have no problem."

Xiaoyan gave him a white look: "If you want to see if you and your partner are compatible, please tell me the specific time and place of birth, but let me tell you first, I am not very professional, at most I can help you find out the other party's hidden attributes and real preferences."

Li Jiageng nodded sharply.

This is what he wants!Whether it fits or not, he has the final say.

"How accurate is the time of birth?"

"Accurate to a few minutes."

"Ah, then I don't know...I'll go back and ask and tell you."

Xiaoyan dragged the chair closer: "Hey, tell me, is your date pretty? Do you have a picture?"

Li Jiageng rolled his eyes: "Of course she is beautiful, and she is also very sexy. I can't show you the photos."

"Wow..." Xiaoyan was almost drooling when she heard that, and Li Kageng's image in her heart had risen again. Now there are not many men who can bluntly praise their daughter-in-law for being beautiful and sexy in front of other opposite sexes.

"Let me tell you, the astrolabe can see a lot of potential things. For example, the moon sign represents the self. A person will not show his true appearance in front of outsiders, only when he is alone. Some big men look rough. I actually like kittens in private, and I am very patient with the elderly and children. This is the contrast between my self and the outside, because the outside has social attributes, the addition of personal experience, and the sun sign..."

Li Jiageng lost his train of thought when he heard it. No matter what Li Henan's astrolabe looks like, his moon sign must be a virgin!

On Saturday night, Li Henan still agreed to accompany him home.

But since he entered the house, he has been doing housework non-stop like clockwork, and Li Henan did not let go of many places that Li Jiageng clearly felt did not need to be cleaned.

Li Jiageng was speechless: "Hey, don't be like this, it's like I called you here to save hourly labor."

"No, I won't live comfortably if I don't clean it thoroughly." Li Henan was wearing a medical mask and gloves, and was holding a watering can in his hand, which contained disinfectant that he had mixed himself.

"Okay, Cinderella."

………………

"The latest information, Xiao Li's girlfriend is a Leo~" In the toilet, the biggest gossip organization of the creative group [-] took over.

"Leo? How do you know?" Sister Ling didn't quite believe it.

"He said it himself! I saw him looking up horoscope speed dating stuff, and he told me himself."

Sister Ling thought for a while and asked, "Have you seen the picture of his girlfriend?"

"No, he won't show it to me, but it is said that he is very beautiful and sexy, and he is a great beauty!"

Sister Ling lowered her voice: "Listen, the other party is older than him?"

"……Maybe."

Sister Ling asked again: "In the end, what did you find out? Is it worthy?"

Xiaoyan suppressed a smile: "It's so funny, the web page shows that the matching rate is only 50%, which made Xiao Li very angry. Later, I said that the horoscope is unreliable, and he immediately became beautiful again. Please let me check the astrolabe for him. Said that the astrolabe needs to know the specific place and time of birth of the other party, but he doesn't know..."

Sister Ling frowned slightly, thinking of something, she asked hesitantly: "Is it possible that Xiao Li is just secretly in love with each other, if we are really together, is it necessary to check the matching degree online? Isn't it only when it is not settled? Will you check this stuff?"

"Ah! It's possible—and even if you don't know the exact time of birth, you should know the place of birth, right? Also, since you're praising her as beautiful and hot, you must show off the photos!? Tsk tsk tsk...Xiao Li I'm getting a little vain, let's see if I don't expose him when I go back!"

Sister Ling held her back: "Don't! Let's just pretend we didn't find anything."

Xiaoyan looked at her, and quickly understood: "Don't hurt morale, right? Got it!"

The author has something to say:

The constellation part is pure nonsense, don't take it seriously! !