[Comprehensive] I want to become a god

Qingxu got up in panic, and hurried to the secret room of the Taiqing Palace. The elders were already waiting, all of them looked nervous.

"Qingxu, did Xianjun get angry just now?" the elder with white beard asked repeatedly.

Qing Xu was taken aback: "How does the Great Elder know?"

The great elder said: "Just now I felt a strong sense of consciousness, but it didn't attack me."

Qingxu covered his chest with a pale face: "Qingxu thinks that Xianjun is angry at our spying..."

The Great Elder nodded: "That's for sure, Qingxu, tell me that no one is allowed to come to the Taiqing Palace to inquire about the Xianjun's news." The methods of asking the immortals are all in the hands of the Xianjun.

"Yes." Qing Xu replied.

The Great Elder said: "It's time for us to visit Xianjun."

Bai Shuixin yawned lazily, now that there is no one prying outside, she can show her true nature, but it is tiring to keep pretending to be 13.

After going out, Bai Shuixin is a fairy boy with a faint fairy air.

"Xianjun!" As soon as Bai Shuixin walked out of the courtyard, he saw a Taoist priest from Taiqing Palace kneeling on the ground.

To be honest, Bai Shuixin felt a little sorry, a group of white-bearded grandfathers in front, a group of middle-aged Taoist priests in the middle, and a group of immature Taoist priests in the back... fell to their knees, feeling like crying, which is really not used to.However, Bai Shuixin didn't say anything, and his expression didn't change, as if everything was just passing by.

"Xian Jun is well." The Great Elder shouted angrily.

Bai Shuixin raised her eyebrows: "You don't have much lifespan." In fact, Bai Shuixin didn't know the elder's physical condition at all, let alone how he would die. Ten years is short.What's more, how long can an old man with a gray beard live well?

The Great Elder's face paled in an instant. He is about to perish before he finds the way to seek immortality?

"I beg the immortal to be merciful!" The Great Elder kowtowed violently.

Bai Shuixin frowned slightly, and couldn't help but want to avoid it, she didn't want to bear the old man's kneeling... But in the end, Bai Shuixin didn't move, and looked at the old man kneeling indifferently.If you want to become a god, you need to get used to many things. The kneeling of a mortal is just a very small thing.What's more, she originally planned to use the Great Elder to do things, but she was not cheated after receiving this kneeling.

"The road to immortality is hard to find." Bai Shuixin said so.

The Great Elder's face was very ugly: "Xianjun... Does the poor have no chance?"

Bai Shui was thoughtful, and suddenly remembered that fooling Taoist priests is different from fooling ordinary people. If they can see the way to immortality without a difficult test, their future beliefs may not be worth much.

Decided, must toss to death, must let them know how difficult it is to ask for immortals, and what a great honor it is to meet me!By the way, if Taoism can replace Buddhism as the most powerful religion in China, then she will be very happy.After all, Buddhism belongs to India, not China itself.Where is the difference between Taoism?I am afraid that the propaganda has fallen short.

"My lord is going to tell a story tonight." Bai Shuixin said abruptly.

All the Taoist priests looked at him suspiciously, and told stories as they were told, why did they tell them on purpose?

Bai Shui looked up at the sky: "Just Zishi, all the Taoist priests from Taiqing Palace will come and listen."

The Taoist priests thought about it, and felt that the gods might want to talk about some secrets between the gods.

"By the way, you should also think about why Taoism is not as famous as Buddhism." Bai Shuixin waved his hands and turned back to the room.Well, go back to modern times and eat something good, I miss the variety of modern snacks.

The Taoist priests looked at each other, why is Taoism less famous than Buddhism?This question...they couldn't figure it out either.To be honest, occasionally seeing a large group of people going to worship in a temple with bald heads makes me feel uncomfortable, but if they don't come to offer incense, can you still force them?

"Great Elder, do you think Xianjun means... to blame us?" Qingxu asked cautiously.

The great elder smoothed his beard: "It's a blame, but also a worry. Since Xianjun is here, he won't allow Taoism to lose to those bald heads."

Qingxu blinked, excited inexplicably.Yuan Tiangang frowned: "Grand Elder, we have to figure out how to talk to Xianjun."

The Great Elder waved his hand: "Go, let's discuss it first."

Bai Shuixin returned to the room and ran to reality. After buying a lot of snacks, he went to Da Song to visit his parents and younger brother.Parents are very happy, they are leisurely in Song Dynasty, but they have already started to learn martial arts.Alas, the worst thing about modern people is that they can't understand martial arts cheats...but wealthy businessmen are super rich, so they can find the best masters.Bai Shuixin imprinted on his family members, everything they learned is stored in their souls, no matter what body they change, it will not change.When the family members really adapt to the cruel environment, they can go into battle in real life.

The younger brother is still reading the memorial, because of his poor foundation in ancient Chinese, it will take him a long, long time to understand the meaning in it.In this way, it actually gave the ministers a meaning that "the emperor seems to be very dissatisfied with the current situation".

When Bai Shuixin knew the thoughts of the ministers, he wanted to laugh out loud, why did his younger brother have such thoughts?But I thought too much.However, keeping silent is a good way to play 13.

"Little brother, do you want some ice cream?" This time, he borrowed the identity of a court lady delivering food.

The younger brother looked up at the handsome maid, and said helplessly, "Sister, you change your identities so often, I don't even know which one is you."

Bai Shuixin smiled lightly: "Sister, I am different."

The younger brother scratched his head and sighed: "Being the emperor is too hard, you have to pay attention to your image all the time, and you have to do so many things. Sister, have you chosen someone to replace you?"

Bai Shuixin nodded: "Hurry up, they bid farewell to their families, and they will change tomorrow. Brother, what identity do you like?"

The younger brother said: "If I don't want to be the emperor, I will be the son of my parents."

Bai Shuixin nodded: "Okay, I will be the young master of the rich family."

The younger brother smiled: "Actually, the rich second generation is very good. In modern times, I am super envious of those rich second generations. The local tyrants are cool! But I don't have rich parents, but I have an awesome sister... Haha."

Bai Shuixin couldn't help but rubbed his younger brother's head: "It's a pity that my sister is not good enough now. When my sister is awesome, I will take you to pretend to be awesome and fly you!"

The younger brother blinked and clasped his hands together: "Sister, how do we make money in the modern age?" He prefers the local tyrants in the modern age, that's right, he is vanity, who doesn't love vanity?It's just that there are no conditions.

Bai Shuixin smiled and said: "You can think about it, sister, I will definitely support you."

The younger brother nodded: "I will definitely find a good way to make money."

Bai Shuixin looked up at the sky and said, "Okay, I still have things to do, so I'm leaving first, see you tomorrow."

The younger brother said: "I won't send you off."

Bai Shuixin waved his hand and left the maid's body.Brother Bai helplessly supported the maid who was about to fall down, and then watched the maid blushing at him... It seemed that my sister had been an emperor for a long time, how did she face the concubine who was blushing and heartbeating at him?

When Bai Shuixin returned to Datang, Zishi hadn't arrived yet.Bai Shuixin took out the pen, ink, paper and inkstone, and began to conceive how to fool people.

Thanks to the Godhead, Bai Shuixin has a particularly good memory, and she can remember almost all the books she has read. It just so happens that she has read many, many novels of the prehistoric and the like, adding, subtracting, and subtracting, enough to fool this group of people who don't even have a complete system of immortals. Ancient people.

Bai Shuixin made up the five catastrophes, the catastrophe of the dragon and phoenix in the prehistoric period, the catastrophe of conferring gods, the catastrophe of Journey to the West in the Tang Dynasty, the catastrophe of Liu Bowen's slaying the dragon in the Ming Dynasty, and the catastrophe of the end of the 21st century. Of course, she will not talk about the latter two , Let them find out by themselves, after all... secrets must not be revealed.Journey to the West, Buddhism flourished, and it happened that her task was to prevent Taoism from losing, she seemed to be very high.

Then there is the god system, we must be careful not to let the gods of later generations appear... Bai Shuixin began to sift through the messy myths and legends.

The myth system must have a strict hierarchical status. Although this is not in line with the immortals, it is conducive to the centripetal force of Taoism.

Her own status... needless to say?Of course it's on the top floor.

It took half a day to make a draft, and the time passed before I knew it.Bai Shuixin crushed all the drafts and threw them into the reality, and opened the door in high spirits.

The Taoist priests waited outside holding their breath, and they all looked excited when they saw Bai Shuixin open the door.

Bai Shuixin said lightly: "Come in."

The Taoist priests rushed in, there were no chairs to sit in, and the Taoist priests stood in front of Bai Shuixin.

Bai Shuixin waved his hand, pointed to the drink on the table, and said casually: "This king brought it from another world, try it."

The Taoist priests stared at the drink in the transparent glass bottle with bright eyes, and couldn't wait to try it.Datang did not have such exquisite glass at this time, and it was so beautiful under the candlelight that it looked like something in a fairyland.In fact, in the minds of Taoist priests, these things were brought by the gods to the fairy world for them to try.

The drinks Bai Shuixin buys are from foreigners. The glass bottles are very elegant in shape and come in various colors, and the words engraved on the glass bottles are all foreign languages ​​that Taoist priests of the Tang Dynasty can’t understand—to avoid being spotted by smart people. Bai Shuixin is not interested in explaining.

The taste of the drink is not bad, with a light aroma and a touch of sweetness, which is very suitable for Datang people.

The Taoist priests automatically learned the disposable cups and drank in small sips.

"Do you know what happened in the first world catastrophe?" Bai Shuixin's deep and tender voice attracted everyone.

The Taoist priests put down their drinks one after another and listened carefully.Outside the house, there were still a group of spies lying on their stomachs—well, the Taoist priests came to listen to the story, and there were no people who drove the spies away.With a low tone, Bai Shuixin began to tell the story of the fairy.

The world is mysterious, the universe is prehistoric... what kind of world is prehistoric?

In fact, the Great Desolation was not so clear in the Tang Dynasty, and most people did not know how to define Nuwa and the others... The Great Desolation, the real heyday of the Great Desolation, is actually a novel of the 21st century.Bai Shuixin's prehistoric definition is a novel.Most of the prehistoric stories also come from novels.Bai Shuixin placed some of the gods that had been handed down before the Tang Dynasty as identities under the various saints, and then began to tell the decline of the saints and the legendary dragon and phoenix.

A Book of Mountains and Seas contains countless stories.When Bai Shuixin narrated the first dragon and phoenix catastrophe, she paid great attention to the supporting role of literature, and she must convince everyone that what she said was the truth.

"The law of heaven is ruthless... The dragon and phoenix clans are blessed by nature, threatening the existence of all beings, so they are calculated..." This paragraph of Bai Shuixin is talking about a novel written by a famous Internet writer.The two clans of dragon and phoenix are so powerful. The dragon and phoenix Chengxiang, who had a good relationship with each other, forcibly turned into a sworn enemy. After killing them, both sides were hurt, and then they fell.The person who wrote the novel is full of emotion, and when he tells the story, he speaks the story with ups and downs, and a secret of the ancient prehistoric times is narrated in Bai Shuixin's mouth, with deep sadness.The Taoist priests were extremely regretful and breathed in one after another. Bai Shuixin was a little affected when he looked at them, and almost wondered if what he said had really happened... In other words... maybe the prehistoric world did exist, and certain things did happen. Otherwise, why would she get the godhead?Gods do exist, maybe they are just stronger people, but it is undeniable.Honghuang... I don't know if I can go for a walk when the energy of the godhead is enough.While telling the story, Bai Shuixin casually thought about the follow-up plan.

Time passed slowly, and the story of Bai Shuixin came to Daoist Hongjun to preach, saints grabbed seats, and monks came... That's right, Bai Shuixin knew that Buddhism was born in India and passed down from the Western Han Dynasty... But, she wants to say It's not history, it's mythology.So, as long as it's good for her to fool people, what's the point of changing?As a result, the monk became a villain in Bai Shuixin's story, which was particularly annoying.

"My lord, the conflict between the monk and us existed so long ago?" Qingxu wondered, "But didn't the monk appear in the Han Dynasty?" Qingxu is very good at history.

Bai Shuixin looked at him calmly: "It's just that they didn't find a chance to come and preach before Han."

Qingxu suddenly realized that there were gods blocking him at that time.

"Buddhism has a huge ambition. If you don't work hard, you will give up the position of local religion." Thinking of the large number of people going to burn incense and worship Buddha in later generations, I feel heartbroken.

The Taoist priests looked at each other in blank dismay, fighting with high spirits, how could they lose to the monk in the local battle?Bai Shuixin smiled slightly, "Very well, let's keep fighting like this!"Since she chose Taoism, she must let Taoism win over Buddhism.

"Go on, after Daozu's sermon, Hong Huang's forces have changed..." After Hong Huang finished speaking, Bai Shuixin looked at his phone, and two hours had passed.

"Okay, that's all for today." Bai Shuixin felt his mouth dry, so he stopped talking.

The Taoist priests are full of curiosity and eager to know about the second catastrophe. They are not even curious about the mobile phone that Bai Shuixin took out that is beyond the times. Not necessarily a fairy.

"Where is the Conferred God? Your lord, you said that you would tell us about the Conferred God." Seeing that Bai Shuixin didn't intend to talk about it, Yuan Tiangang asked cautiously.

Bai Shuixin glanced at everyone: "Conferring the gods is the second catastrophe, but I can't explain it clearly. In this way, someone once recorded the matter of conferring the gods. Read the book yourself, and then each of you will give me an opinion." Bai Shuixin was too lazy to talk, and decided to make up the "Fengshen Bang".

The Taoist priest's eyes are bright, can he know the past of Fengshen?Very good!

"Please give me the book." The Taoist priests respectfully saluted Bai Shuixin.

With a wave of Bai Shuixin's hand, an antique thread-bound book appeared on the table—this was specially customized by Bai Shuixin. There was no author, no publishing house, and only beautiful covers and illustrations, as well as standard regular script.

The author has something to say:

The prehistoric that Bai Shuixin said was made up by himself, if he can fool people, it will be fine, please don't worry about it.