[Comprehensive] I want to become a god

"It's too strict." Shi Qian muttered, and knocked out the little maid who delivered the food at the corner.He firmly caught the plate with one hand, and dragged the little maid to a hiding place with the other.After a while, the little servant girl reappeared, but if you look carefully, you can still see that she is a little bit taller than the little servant girl.

The little maid muttered: "Ah, ah, Shi Qian, Shi Qian, you are really tall."

... In fact, Shi Qian was considered short in Liangshan, but today he finally found a sense of superiority - although compared with women.

When he walked into the field of vision of the dark guard, Shi Qian looked like a little maid no matter where he was.If other heroes in Liangshan saw this, they would know how Shi Qian never missed.This is how he solves the things that can't be solved by Qinggong.Shi Qian is actually a very good actor, he can play anyone perfectly.Yan Qing always thought that Shi Qian stayed in the building to observe the route, but in fact he was observing Li Shishi's little maid.

As a top thief who never misses, Shi Qian is such a smart person. Of course, he knew that the masters around the emperor were not something he could deal with, so from the beginning, he never thought that he could avoid it. The dark guard successfully approached the emperor.Therefore, these days Shiqian has been observing the little maid, trying to figure out her words and deeds, and this is how he now has this little maid who is pretending to be real.

The guards tensed their nerves all the time.

No way, their monarch is simply crazy!Oh, no, no, you can't think of such a rebellious thing... But, the emperor, you want to whore, why don't you drive away irrelevant people?If you insist on having fun and making everyone go whoring together, you don't think your reputation is bad enough, do you?

Hard-working hidden guard, listening to the loud laughter in the front hall, always paying attention to the people approaching the yard.

No, when the little maid came over with the plate, several hidden guards poked their heads out, scaring the little maid completely.

Shi Qian's version of the little girl gave a dark guard a vicious look, and muttered: "It's so annoying!" Shi Qian was really taken aback just now, because he didn't even feel the breath of the dark guard... The imperial court's master, Sure enough, he is good at lightness kung fu, and with him like this, to assassinate the emperor is simply courting death!Fortunately, he is smart, hahaha!

Shi Qian calmed down his heartbeat, and walked towards Li Shishi's room gracefully.Shi Qian admired himself so much, he could actually walk a woman so beautifully, hahaha, who could see it?

When Shi Qian pretended to be a little maid and knocked on the door, the emperor had already finished drawing a picture of Li Shishi's beauty.

The beauty in the painting flutters butterflies in the garden with a small fan, leisurely and lovely.But Li Shishi only took one look and knew that it was definitely not Li Shishi.Apart from his appearance, there is nothing about Li Shishi in this painting.If this painting represented the emperor's aspirations, then he was regretting that he was not a lady, so he couldn't take it back... But in fact, are these things difficult for the emperor?As long as Li Shishi is taken away, he can be placed under any minister as a righteous daughter, and then brought into the palace under another name... Will people in the world still stare at a woman in a brothel?

"Master, you are so pretty." The emperor said looking at his portrait.

Li Shishi was full of surprise: "Thank you for your compliment, sir."

The emperor was taken aback, regained his senses, sighed suddenly, and lifted up the portrait in frustration: "If Master likes it, I will give it to you."

Li Shishi was full of surprises: "Thank you sir, I will definitely keep it well." Of course she will keep it well and give it to those who are pleasing to the eye as a family heirloom. After all, it was painted by the emperor, and many people like to collect it. Yes, you can also use this to exchange money.

At this moment, the little maid's voice sounded: "Miss Shi Shi, the servant has brought dinner." Shi Qian actually learned the melodious and crisp voice of the little maid.

Li Shishi looked at the emperor, and said softly: "Sir, are you tired, why don't you eat something first?"

The emperor nodded.

Li Shishi raised his voice and said, "Come in."

The little maid pushed the door open and put the things on the table in silence.

"Miss Shishi, please have dinner." The little maid said.

Li Shishi frowned slightly, stared at the little maid for a while, Shi Qian was terrified.If there is anyone he is afraid of pretending to be a little maid, then Li Shishi is the only one.She gets along with the little maid day and night, once he behaves wrong, Li Shishi will recognize it.

But Li Shishi didn't say anything. After asking the emperor to sit down, he ate first.Li Shishi did this not to disrespect the emperor, but to test the poison.

The emperor didn't say anything, and he didn't seem to care too much... It can be seen from this that the emperor thought it was natural for Li Shishi to test him. As for whether something will happen to Li Shishi...that's her honor, isn't it?

Li Shishi didn't think about it, she only knew that the emperor couldn't have an accident in her room, she couldn't bear the responsibility, so she would rather have an accident by herself.

Master Li tasted a little bit of everything, and found no problem, so he said: "You go out."

The little servant girl responded softly: "Okay, miss Shishi, take it slowly, and call me a servant girl if necessary."

Turning around, the little servant girl flicked her sleeves, and a trace of light-colored dust fell down, and disappeared when it touched something.

Li Shishi paid attention to the emperor and didn't see it. The emperor didn't know what he was thinking, and he didn't see it, so the little maid left.The drug Shi Qian chose was only for chronic drugs, and even if it was discovered, nothing could be detected.