[Journey to the West] Legend of the Little Demon

"I'm stupid, really."

"I shouldn't have left Wuzhishan from the very beginning. If I hadn't left Wuzhishan, I wouldn't have been pecked by the roc; home; if I hadn’t missed the time to go home, I wouldn’t have come home only to find out that Wuzhi Mountain had been demolished, and I wouldn’t have known that the culprit, Tang Xuanzang, was staying in Chenjiazhuang with Sun Dasheng, and I wouldn’t have sneaked into Chenjiazhuang in the middle of the night to claim compensation , Then I would not touch the bathroom of the Great Sage, and I would not be so good-for-nothing that I rolled my eyes and passed out after glancing at the Great Sage's body; if I hadn't fainted, I wouldn't be accelerating from The tub fell vertically towards Monkey King from the beam..."

Mrs. Xianglin and Tong's Chinchilla--Bai Zhizhi mourn silently in despair.

At the moment of falling, some fragmentary memory fragments played back quickly in her mind like a movie——

sunset.A little white mouse sits on the top of the mountain, gnaws a pine cone and watches the sunset.

college entrance examination.She was sitting in the classroom, writing vigorously, while Xia Chan laughed outside the window.

Mossy stones.Tremblingly, the little white mouse picked up a piece of gravel, threw it on the man's head, covered its tiny eyes, and ran away.

Flaming maple forest.She held the arm of her mother, posing like scissors, with a bright smile, and behind the camera was the gentle eyes of the pedantic father.

mountain trails.The little white mouse hugged a quarter of a white flour steamed bun, wagging its tail, walked happily, showing two cute big dies, and then "Boom!", was knocked out of its body by a broken bowl falling from the sky, seven Soul out of body...

crossroads.Holding the acceptance letter, she crossed the road, wanting to bring the good news home as soon as possible, "Bang!" A white truck that was out of control crazily hit her into the air...

"Oh, it's over!" This was the last thought that flashed through Zhizhi's mind before his head flooded.

Name: Bai Zhizhi

gender: female

Race: Chinchilla

Date of birth: unknown

Home address: Wuxing Cave, Liangjie Mountain

Cause of death: Hit in the head by half a glazed cup falling from the sky, the heart stopped beating.

After three sticks of incense, Bai Zhizhi came back to life.

That's right!

Yuan Bai Zhizhi was resurrected with a dead body!Now, out of humanitarian considerations, this white chirp follows her name, holds high the banner of morality, and speaks righteously, explaining: "This is the only thing I can keep for it. I have taken her body, To snatch her memory, you can't be so selfish as to erase everything that once existed!"

She didn't feel guilty at all, she was the one who traveled through time, and the first thing she forgot was her own name.

The reason for her night visit to Chenjiazhuang tonight-to collect debts from the duo of Buddhist scriptures!

Ever since she crossed over, she found sadly that she had turned into a cute and silly little white mouse, and the whole mouse was in a trance.

The only thing that surprised her a little was that her neighbor turned out to be—the Monkey King Monkey King Monkey King Monkey King of Huaguo Mountain and Water Curtain Cave, Sun Wukong!Childhood hero!From this, it was also confirmed that she herself had traveled to the world of Journey to the West: The Great Smash Bros.

Beep!It's bloody eyes!She has traveled to Journey to the West, why can't she be given a more awesome role?She is actually a pure mouse, she doesn't know any spells, she doesn't know how to speak, she just "squeaks" when she speaks.

No wonder her name is Bai Zhizhi.

Fortunately, in the early stage of time travel, "Monkey King" attracted most of her attention, preventing her from looking for life.But after six six and thirty-six days of cooling down in the "fanatic fanaticism period", the pressure of reality finally knocked her down.

The living conditions in Wuzhi Mountain are extremely bad, and it can be said that no one has come before or since. There is little vegetation, birds and animals are hard to live, and there is no trace of people.Zhizhi's only neighbor is Sun Wukong who is at the bottom of the mountain, but it takes half a day to go back and forth from Wukong to the Five Elements Cave where she lives, and she is also deeply troubled by the lack of food and hunger strike.

So one day, she packed her luggage, wrapped a pile of pine nuts in a small floral cloth, and greeted the resident Da Sheng Ye at the bottom of the mountain, then went out with the small package and left the original Bai Zhi Zhi, who never left in her life. I passed the Liangjie Mountains, and I took a walk-and-go trip, and the reason explained to the outside world (the Great Holy Father) was "Zhi Zhi Zhi Zhi, Zhi Zhi Zhi Zhi (the world is so big, I want to see it). "

In fact, her deeper purpose is to find a person or a way to help her return home in this world where demons, ghosts, gods and Buddhas roam everywhere.

Not to mention the hard work on the road.

There are sorrows and joys, the sad one is that she escaped death, and the happy one is that after all the hardships, she has become a genius!Upgraded to a Chinchilla demon!Then she heard that Wuzhishan was demolished!Don't general time-travel novels pay attention to timing and location?Magnetic field or something, Wuzhishan is now forcibly demolished, she may, maybe, maybe, never go back!She couldn't find anyone to complain about for a while, so she naturally found the master-student duo.

Mental loss and real property loss, the demolition fee should be paid!

She rushed back and forth non-stop, and found the Chenjiazhuang where the two masters and apprentices stayed. In the end, in order not to be caught, she patiently waited until after dark before sneaking in. As a result...

Hearing a "plop", Zhizhi plunged headfirst into the steaming bathtub.

Ouch!

Water flooded her brain, and the lack of oxygen caused her little heart to beat wildly.

The way she appeared on the stage after reuniting after a long absence is a bit curious!Think about it, is it not so good to "meet honestly" with the male god Monkey King at such a close distance for the first time?Tsk, if someone finds out, she must be said to be rude!Alas, no matter how much you admire the Great Sage, you should wait for the Great Sage to put on clothes, right?

[Question: How to effectively resolve the embarrassment after falling into Monkey King's bath tub?Urgent, wait online! 】Because of the little mouse's gravitational potential energy is slightly smaller, coupled with her excellent swimming skills, she only drank three sips of the bath water of the Great Sage who hadn't bathed in 500 years, and she has already floated up neatly at this moment.

"Pfft!" Squeaky spouted the bath water from his mouth, stretched out his claws, trying to pluck the wet hairs on his shiny forehead to save his image.

Well, I heard that the middle score is better than that of Yujie, and the aura will appear very strong.Now she is a chinchilla who has become a spirit, and her status is different.

Uh, wait... wait a minute!

Ah, she forgot that she is now a short-handed and short-legged chinchilla, with only two small claws that can barely touch her two front teeth, which are very tender and sharp like bamboo shoots. qaq failed to install b.

The waving little paw stopped in mid-air, still very embarrassed.

"Rites first and then soldiers, and first rituals and then soldiers." Zhizhi murmured silently in his heart.

Zhizhi waved his little paw, "Zhi~(hi~o(*￣▽￣*)ブ)", bared his teeth and showed a bright smile that he thought was unparalleled in the world, and his two big white front teeth were bare. Exposure to hot and humid air.

She put on a show, rolled her little black bean eyes, nodded, and greeted in a familiar manner: "Chick, Chick, Chick!" (Hehe, Dasheng male god, your bathtub is really spacious!)

Embarrassing, very embarrassing.

Sun Wukong, who had been lying dead in Wuzhishan for 500 years, was rescued today by Master Xuanzang. He was enjoying his first hot bath in 500 years, but he didn't want a rogue chinchilla to fall from the sky halfway.

When he saw it waving its paws to greet him, the great saint was in a slightly different mood!

Silence, silence plus.

The hot water is getting colder, but there are still wisps of water vapor rising up, and the warm yellow oil light is fading away, as if covering the things in the room with a layer of light gauze, hazy and blurred.

Zhi Zhi laughed so hard that his cheeks became a little stiff, he lowered his paw, put his left paw on his right paw uneasily, and quietly pulled his own waist and abdomen.

It hurts!Oh leak!It really wasn't a dream... In an instant, his facial features were twisted into a mess of rags, and he glanced guiltily at the male god Monkey King whom he hadn't seen for a long time.

"Hey," Thief Xixi smirked with fascinated eyes. In the future, he can brag and say, "I've taken a bath with Monkey King, Monkey King!" Raising his eyes, he was surprised to find that Sun Dasheng's eyes seemed to be fixed on one place all the time, which seemed to be... the top of her head?

Zhizhi cautiously turned his head to the left, and his amber pupils moved slightly to the right; Zhizhi turned his head to the right anxiously, and then his eyes moved accordingly.

Oh my goodness!It seemed that he was really looking at her head.

How embarrassing!Cough, although our family has few "hairs", we still have one or two.

The Zhi Zhi of this hero worship plot is still shivering on the top of his head that he can't touch. Sun Wukong's golden eyes slowly deepen into the color of golden flames, as if there are two groups of flames that are so hot that they can burn everything in the deepest part. fire!

Demonic!

"Heh, how dare a chinchilla who can't cultivate well come to your grandpa to die?" After the steam was thick, the monkey smiled very flamboyantly, his eyebrows were beaming, and he was extremely proud. He twisted his neck and turned his wrist.

Zhizhi's small black bean eyes widened in an instant, the overwhelming oppressive force and dangerous aura made all the hairs on her body stand on end, and the two feet that had been splashing back and forth under the water gradually slowed down, and a thin white tail was behind her. Stand upright.

She looked at the Monkey King in disbelief, and felt that something in her heart was broken into pieces, oh, no!It's a girl's heart!A big "injury" was written all over his face.

Huaguo Mountain, Water Curtain Cave, Monkey King, Monkey King Monkey King wanted to kill her!Why?They are a harmonious family!Seven months ago, she was still his neighbor. Before she went out, she clearly remembered feeding him three pine nuts and pulling the grass off his face!Great Holy Lord, you can't turn your face and deny the mouse if you can't take a bath and become fragrant!

fall! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻This is different from what you said!

Steady, calm and composed, she wanted to be quiet, and asked her who Jing Jing was.

"Squeaks? Squeaks! Squeaks! Squeaks! (Don't you remember me? Great Sage! White! Wuzhishan!)" She pointed at herself in panic, and then Pointing at him, then made a "high" gesture.

She yelled repeatedly, but she forgot to paddle, and the whole body sank again.

How could she die strangely under such circumstances? !You have to make it clear!speak English!speak English!Gritting his teeth under the water, Zhizhi closed his eyes and squeezed a transformation spell...

Wukong shot without mercy, as fast as lightning, stretched out his left hand to reach the water, his shot was steady and ruthless!He grabbed one of the underwater ears...a human ear?

The candlelight is graceful, bright and dark.The hot mist is soft and the water is swaying.

The blue silk is like a waterfall, and the white jade is like a necklace.A woman with waist-length black hair was wet and Wukong twisted her ears, and broke out of the jujube wood tub out of thin air.The water splashed by the long hair splashed, and there was a "swish", like a lone and graceful hibiscus, half a bucket of bath water overflowed and flowed all over the floor.

Zhizhi's eyes were red and wet, staring at Wukong full of grievances, and he was about to cry, miserable and miserable.It's fine if the creditor refuses to accept the debt, but he still wants to beat her to death with a stick!

Her face was pale, her lips were tightly pressed, only a slight blush spread from the root of her twisted left ear, and an emerald green earring on the earlobe shone like a drop of clear teardrops, glistening With a gloomy brilliance.

Sun Wukong glanced at it, and the banshee in front of her was only wearing a plain white gauze skirt, and her sleeves spread out in the water, like a pure narcissus in full bloom.Oh, I only know that she is pretending to be an idiot and pretending to be stupid is not going to work, so she tried to get away with a beauty trick.

On the first day when he became a monk, he encountered such a big test. Sun Wukong thought of the helpless Bainen holy monk next door, and then naturally thought of the Xitian Buddha who was stumbling behind his back, and his face was very uncomfortable. nice.

"Little mouse demon, you still have some skills, since that's the case..."

Wukong let go, his eyes darkened, with an imperceptible sharpness, his murderous aura grew stronger, an elusive smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, he tilted his head, and touched his right ear with his hand.

With sharp eyes and quick hands, Zhizhi grasped the distance, and slapped him directly, covering his ears with both hands, and slapped the golden cudgel the size of an embroidery needle that had just exposed a section of tail, and was slapped back by her ear.

"Sun! Wu! Kong! How dare you be ungrateful?!" His eyes squeaked like copper bells, and he shouted hastily, as if extremely angry.

Can Chinchilla successfully collect debts?What kind of superior leader will the holy monk Tang Xuanzang play in it?Please see the next chapter development!

1 The original book is Liangjie Mountain, Zhizhi is identified as Wuzhi Mountain

small theater:

Zhizhi who opened up a vegetable field on the mountain: "Zhizhi, Zhizhi, Zhizhi, Zhizhi?" Will you help me guard the house for a while?)"

The Great Sage glanced arrogantly at the little mouse, raised his chin, and ignored it, ignoring it.

Zhizhi's two little paws slapped around in front of his eyes, and the transaction mode started, "Zhizhizhi? (Three pine nuts?)"

It seems that he is rarely seen eating or drinking water, and Bai Zhizhi seems to have done this before.

The Great Sage glanced at it, and his eyes revealed that he was a little loose.

Zhizhi, who is good at observing words and expressions, kept pushing, "Zhizhizhizhizhizhizhizhizhizhizhizhizhizhizhizhizhizhizhizhizhizhizhizhizhizhizhizhizhizhizhizhizhi"

The great saint turned his head slightly, and snorted, agreeing.

"Idiot, what can you do to go out? Pick up pine cones?"

"Zhizhizhi, Zhizhizhizhizhi~ (Great Sage, I want to see the outside world!)" Zhizhi, who climbed up the top of the Great Sage's head along the kudzu vine, said this with his fists in his chest, his eyes sparkling Bright.

"How long are you going to see? Will you come back?"

"Cheech, chee, chee, chee, chee... (Yes, I will definitely come back~)"

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